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This Is Him Not Caring Apr 02, 2025

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Wedding celebrations are for both the bride and gr.. Waits it a celebration for the Bride. Kerber helped solve the wedding question. Game and more.

Two in custody after repo man run over in Hyde Park

Remote Australian town with population of 500 needs a doctor; here's what they're offering

Apple's AI Doctor May See You in 2026

ChatGPT’s new image generator is really good at faking receipts

National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day is on April 2

Mr. TKO Died? What Happened?

‘Bridezilla’ slammed for ‘narcissistic’ wedding decor decision: ‘Marriage is gonna be rocky’

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Crap On Extra: RIP Val Kilmer! Apr 02, 2025

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Val Kilmer died Tuesday at age 65. His daughter told

the New York Times that the cause of death was pneumonia. A

decade ago, Kilmer was treated for throat cancer and receded from acting.

Jennifer Lawrence and husband Cooke Maroney have

welcomed their second child, People magazine reports.

Sony's revealed the cast for its four-part Beatles biopic project.

The third and final

installment of the Spider-Man multiverse films, 'Spider-Man: Beyond The

Spider-Verse' will premiere in theaters on June 4th, 2027.

MUSIC NEWS:

Turnstile are teasing something on June 6th as the

group posted billboards in Los Angeles that have a picture of the

band performing and the caption "Never enough Turnstile."

Things between exes Cardi

B and Offset are NOT going smoothly. At least not according to

Cardi.

A new trailer for the

upcoming Karate Kid: Legends was just unveiled!

The prequel series Dexter:

Original Sin has been renewed for Season 2 at Paramount+ with

Showtime

Despite all those

paternity shows he did, Maury Povich was never revealed as the

father. But there's someone in his life who still calls him Daddy, and

her name is Connie Chung. On Sundays, anyway. h

AND FINALLY

Showbiz props selling

for big bucks … During a recent auction of movie

memorabilia, all sorts of iconic

props were sold.

AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!

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#2 Show | Cocaine: A Filibuster's Best Friend Apr 01, 2025

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🎙️ Get into the April Fool’s spirit with this hilarious new episode of The Number Two Show!

Rafe Williams welcomes Scott Rizzuto back to the show for a mischief-filled show featuring wild stories and political absurdity:

In “15 Minutes with Rizz,” Rafe and Scott revisit the craziest April Fool’s prank Rizz ever pulled on a listener, complete with behind-the-scenes chaos and on-air fallout 🎧😱

Then, in a brand-new segment called “The Bowl Buster,” Rafe tracks Corey Booker’s ongoing filibuster in Washington, delivering a brief and hilarious history of filibustering—from talking nonsense to stalling laws 🏛️😂

It’s an April Fool’s celebration full of laughs, chaos, and just the right amount of weird.

📞 Call in at 818-532-1420 or leave a voicemail to share your best April Fool’s prank!

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A Hairy Bag Of Potatoes Apr 01, 2025

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Tonia Haddix pleads guilty to perjury for lies about Tonka the Chimp's death

My husband and I faked a proposal to get free drinks at a restaurant and I don't think I did anything wrong

Record low attendance Monday for Cardinals at Busch Stadium III

Police Catch India’s Infamous ‘Poop and Run’ Thief

Six Russian tourists killed after submarine sinks off Egyptian coast

Who Has Been Leaving Gallons Of Pee In An Oregon Man’s Recycling Bin?

Idaho governor signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure and ‘truck nuts’

Australian "Science Nerd" Trying To Collect Every Element May Be Jailed After Reaching Plutonium

“Significant proportion” of world’s rural population missing from global estimates, says study

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Crap On Extra: The Lineup For Ozzy & Black Sabbath's Final Concert Apr 01, 2025

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The musical lineup for Ozzy and Black Sabbath's final concert this July in

Birmingham, England is already stacked with names like Metallica, Pantera, Tool

and more.

A new John Lennon

documentary is coming out next month. It's called "Borrowed Time: Lennon's Last Decade". It will feature rare archive

footage and never-before-seen interviews.

Ice Nine Kills frontman Spencer Charnas has

launched Pretty

Evil, a "sinister new

brand that re-defines high-performance personal care and cosmetics for those

who live for the limelight... or the moonlight."

Kid Rock went to see his bestie President Trump so

he could sign an executive order targeting ticket scalpers and price-gouging.

Former "NYPD

Blue" actress Kim Delaney was arrested and thrown in jail on Saturday.

Dave Coulier is

cancer-free.

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE

NEWS:

The movie that Kendrick

Lamar is making with the "South Park" guys

has been pushed back to May of 2026. It was originally supposed to come

out this July.

Will Smith could defend

the galaxy again.

Sydney Sweeney and Jonathan Davino have ended

their nearly seven-year relationship, calling off their engagement earlier this

month.

MISC

President Trump says a

deal for ByteDance to sell TikTok will come before Saturday.

AND FINALLY

Lots of people want Mr.

Clean to be their DADDY. Drew Barrymore is NOT one of them. On her

show yesterday, Drew was discussing a recent poll that said more than half of

Americans get turned on watching their partner do household chores. And Drew's

sidekick Ross Mathews said, quote, "There's a reason Mr. Clean is

so hot, okay?"

Are these the top

hottest brand cartoons:

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A Pretty Unpleasant Smell Mar 31, 2025

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Sexy Time Fun Facts - Rafes Review - Crap On

What's the Deal With Sweatpant Jeans Taking the Internet by Storm?

‘Ultra-bizarre’ one-legged jeans are selling out online — but fashionistas are divided over $440 pants

Guest Defecation Shuts Down Disney Ride for Third Time This Month

re-Hooterization - Hooters Is Getting a Family-Friendly Makeover

Perv passenger next to female CEO masturbated for hour on first class flight — and attendant did nothing: suit

United aware of reports kite struck plane landing at Reagan National

‘Hotwifing’ is a bizarre new sex trend — but couples swear it’s saving their marriages

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Crap On Extra: The TV Home Of Your Dreams and Best Music Videos Mar 31, 2025

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MUSIC

The latest band to sell

off their music is: Twisted Sister who has sold its remaining rights, including

copyrights and trademarks, to Warner Music for and undisclosed sum.

Congrats to Dave Navarro

who got married this weekend! The Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro, who

tied the knot for the fourth time to Swedish actress/fashion

designer Vanessa DuBasso in Scotland on Saturday.

The Who's Roger Daltry

revealed that he is "going blind" while performing at London's Royal Albert Hall on Thursday night.

Sum 41 have released a cover of Rage Against

the Machine's "Sleep Now in the Fire" for the Spotify Singles series.

Jelly Roll surprised a

deserving fan with a free car at a show in Canada last weekend.

She used to be homeless and on drugs, and now works to help get other people

off the street. Here she is helping someone, then finding out she's

getting free tickets to see Jelly, then his BIG surprise for her.

The Sex Pistols -- with Frank Carter singing

instead of John Lydon -- have announced a North American tour where they'll play Never

Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols in full. The trek starts

September 16th in Dallas and wraps up October 16th in Los Angeles. Tickets go

on sale Friday.

Not happy with your

home? What if you could ditch it and move into your favorite TV

house? What would it be?

For 13% of Americans, it

would be the Tanner house in San Francisco from "Full House".

That was the #1 answer in a poll of 2,000 people. Here are the Top 20:

AND FINALLY

Uproxx.com put together

a list of videos from THIS century that changed the game.

AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!

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Something Confusing About Nudity Mar 28, 2025

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Friday Fails - Ememoriam - Headline Goo and Great day for STL Sports!

‘Brat summer’ is so last year: Dilly-Dally is the new trend set to define 2025

Kansas child said 'monster' was under their bed; babysitter finds man hiding there

Michigan resident dies of rabies after undergoing organ transplant in Ohio

Plumber returns to re-clog pipe after restaurant refuses to pay bill

Hard MTN Dew’s Newest Flavor Comes With a Surprising Call to Action

Dallas Fort Worth Airport Naked Woman Stabs, Bites Victims

Driver found at golf lesson after hit-and-run drags cyclist in Palm Beach

Mark Your Calendars: Breast Milk Ice Cream Is Due In 9 Months

Is Chipotle closing down all locations? Everything to know about the viral bankruptcy rumor

These 3 Words Will Ensure You Get a Fresh Filet-O-Fish at McDonald’s

FRIDAY FAIL

Dominican Woman Faces Charges After Joke About Bomb at Miami Airport

Three teens charged with attempted murder for trying to kill their mom who turned off their wi-fi

Florida man accused of running meth business out of tent arrested

Florida Man, 40, Dressed As Ronald McDonald Arrested For Trespass

Florida Man, 21, Drove Dad's Car Into Ocean

14 binders of child pornography found in WA dumpster, cops said. 63-year-old arrested

Ventura County Man Wearing an Ankle Monitor Tried To Rob House

Sask. man says he recorded child changing to see if he was a pedophile

Woman ‘left two children in a hot car in 30°C heat while she stole from Walmart’

Florida Woman Allegedly Robbed Dairy Queen With a Gun—Walked Away With Just $1.50

Man charged with class four felony robbery after pointed finger guns at cashier

Woman reveals sneaky trick to see whether your spouse is lying about cleaning — but haters say it exposes ‘trust issues’

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Crap On Extra: Sold Their Souls and More Hits From Will Smith? Mar 28, 2025

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Will Smith's returns to music, someone was deniedbail, you can own Dollys house right now and I have a list of celebritiespeople think sold their soul to the devil. Start thinkin on that.

Yolanda Saldívar, the woman convicted of killing Tejano music

legend Selena Quintanilla-Perez has been denied parole.

A two-part docuseries on Billy Joel is coming to HBO this summer.

See Alec Baldwin in the Long-AwaitedFirst Footage of 'Rust'

Rust armorer Hannah

Gutierrez-Reed was convicted of involuntary manslaughter and sentenced to 18

months in prison for her role in Halyna Hutchins’ death.

Rust is in select

theaters nationwide and on digital May 2.

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