The Rise Guys Podcast

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/21/25 Feb 21, 2025

A full Friday edition of TRG

NOT MY JAMES BOND: HOUR FOUR Feb 21, 2025

Headlines with Jeff Bezos deciding who the next James Bond is gonna be Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

MAYBE YOU A WHORE, MEN CAN BE WHORES TOO: HOUR THREE Feb 21, 2025

The FOF HOTLINE is back this week with some responses for previous callers, plus a guy who really, REALLY hates his boss The FOF HOTLINE is open 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318

DAN HOW THE HELL DID THOSE A’S TURN TO F’S?: HOUR TWO Feb 21, 2025

Paige, leave the fuckin mic alone lol, plus are you asleep? Spellinburg, this time Party Man Dan vs Paige Headlines

NAKED TRIBES, DING A LING CONES, AND MUCH MORE: HOUR ONE Feb 21, 2025

Did you know naked tribal dudes wear dick cones? They don’t cover the balls tho, interesting Headlines Sports with an intergender MMA fight in Romania getting the internet riled up

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/20/25 Feb 20, 2025

A full Thursday edition of TRG

MIGHT BE TIME FOR A NEW TV, GRANNY: HOUR FOUR Feb 20, 2025

Headlines Best Damn Audio for yo assssss

DAMNIT IT’S TIME TO SPELL SOME MORE: HOUR THREE Feb 20, 2025

Spellinburg Mattman vs Fat Boy Hey Paige, you like this new submission from Dan in Columbia?

WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT PAIGE?: HOUR TWO Feb 20, 2025

WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT PAIGE?: HOUR TWO So Paige has asthma now? When? WOW! Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines

MAYBE IT’S A GOOD THING WE CAN’T FIGURE OUT A.I.: HOUR ONE Feb 20, 2025

Fat Boy you definitely don’t need to learn how to make A.I. after those comments buddy Headlines Sports with a couple of facts about Super Bowl rings you might not have known

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/19/25 Feb 19, 2025

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

HOW MANY DAMN PICS YOU GOT IN THAT PHONE?: HOUR FOUR Feb 19, 2025

Headlines with how many pics the average person has in their phone Where the hell was Dan Aykroyd?

TO BE HONEST DUDE YOU PROBABLY DODGED A BULLET ON THAT ONE: HOUR THREE Feb 19, 2025

Best Damn Audio, with an angry granny who wants to watch some rasslin David calls back, he was on on Valentine’s Day, how did it go when he gave his girl the gift he made her?

ARE WE STARTING TO GET A CONDITION?: HOUR TWO Feb 19, 2025

We watch Baylen Out Loud so much now we are wondering if maybe we have a form of Tourette’s Syndrome.. do we? Spellinburg, this time Matthew vs Paige Headlines with a woman filling her ex’s gas tank with half sucked Skittles,

WE WANT THE DOLLAR TO STAY, DAMNIT: HOUR ONE Feb 19, 2025

The American dollar, cryptos, it’s all getting complicated with Elon in the picture, right? Headlines Sports with Vince McMahon rumors, what’s he really up to?

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/18/25 Feb 18, 2025

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

DID YOU REALLY MOLD IT?: HOUR FOUR Feb 18, 2025

Headlines with more stories this time lol Hey dude, that’s quite a Valentine’s Day gift

FAT BOY WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT ON INSTAGRAM BRO?: HOUR THREE Feb 18, 2025

Headlines continues…well sort of, it did get high jacked SNL 50th Anniversary, we have audio and comments, who wasn’t there and why?

THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA, BUT HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA MOVE IT?: HOUR TWO Feb 18, 2025

Mattman did something equally genius and dumb all at the same time Fat Boy vs Paige, Spellinburg, based on a list of popular words people can’t spell these days Headlines

“WELL, I CAN’T SAY THAT EITHER..”: HOUR ONE Feb 18, 2025

Mattman can’t really find the words this morning, Fat Boy helps, lol, plus Paige started watching our new favorite show but don’t spoil it for her lol Headlines with some “loosies” for sale if you know where to look Sports with some numbers from the wildest college baseball game probably ever played

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/14/24 Feb 14, 2025

A full Valentimes edition of TRG

THE LEGEND OF...DONUSSY: HOUR FOUR Feb 14, 2025

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

DID YOU REALLY CLONE YOUR D____ DUDE?: HOUR THREE Feb 14, 2025

Open Phones with David, who got his girl a very interesting gift More Open Phones with Nicole, who surprisingly agrees with David

HEY PAIGE, WOULD YOU EVER SEE ONE AND JUST JUMP ON IT?: HOUR TWO Feb 14, 2025

A lot of people are going to buy jewelry today Open Phones with Biscuit, who’s second wife has a lot in common with his first Headlines

DID ALL THE ACTION HAPPEN LAST NIGHT?: HOUR ONE Feb 14, 2025

Today is Valentine’s Day but didn’t everybody do all the shit last night? Hit us up tho if you got questions or wanna flex on everybody Headlines Sports with the Daytona 500 coming up this weekend

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/13/25 Feb 13, 2025

A full Thursday edition of TRG

THAT AIN’T CORN BROTHER, SOMETHING ELSE THO..: HOUR FOUR Feb 13, 2025

Headlines That’s gross Mattman but hey look at it this way, your body can process anything lol

THERE’S NO WAY YOU’RE GETTING IT THAT MUCH: HOUR THREE Feb 13, 2025

Headlines The sex dude from yesterday is bragging again, how bout quit banging so much dude

NO SHORTS, ARE YOU SICK DUDE?: HOUR TWO Feb 13, 2025

Fat Boy shocks the world today, he’s in pants, why? Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com Happy National Radio Day, we don’t observe it tho

DUDE HONESTLY I DON’T WANNA THINK THAT HARD: HOUR ONE Feb 13, 2025

Is it easier to simplify your life by NOT deep thinking? Mattman doesn’t think so Headlines with a Vietnamese restaurant in Austrailia getting the wrong Valentine’s cookies by mistake, these ones had dirty messages in em Sports with an official fight date for Rocker vs Mahomes Sr

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/12/25 Feb 12, 2025

A full Wednesday edition, with Jeremy Clements, of TRG

TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF RING OF FIRE: HOUR FOUR Feb 12, 2025

The Ring of Fire with Jeremy Clements, who won this round tho? Headlines

WELCOME BACK JUG: HOUR THREE Feb 12, 2025

Headlines with the worst drivers and what cars they are in Jeremy Clements stops in before Daytona this weekend and the start of the new season

BRO, WHERE IS THIS MONEY COMING FROM?: HOUR TWO Feb 12, 2025

We try again, will this Truth and Consequences finally go off? Well it kind of did but the brother in question couldn’t really get past his own anger enough to give us a straight answer, until Fat Boy called him off the air and well, maybe you’ll believe what he was telling us

THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN TOO DEEP OF A QUESTION FOR THIS EARLY IN THE SHOW: HOUR ONE Feb 12, 2025

Fat Boy asks a serious relationship ponderance too early in the show, also our new favorite show is Baylen Out Loud Headlines with “personal sex time off”, do you have any built up? Sports with a feud we never saw coming, Pat Mahomes Sr vs John Rocker

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/11/25 Feb 11, 2025

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

DUDE THAT’S REALLY GONNA HURT: HOUR FOUR Feb 11, 2025

Headlines Are you sure you want to get circumcised now?..Aren’t you a little old?

ARE YOU HOOKING UP BEFORE WORK RIGHT NOW?: HOUR THREE Feb 11, 2025

More Headlines with Paige Sex before work, is that really a thing? Somehow Mattman had a great story about the song Electric Avenue that he remembered when he heard the song

DAMNIT DUDE, WHERE’S YOUR BROTHER?: HOUR TWO Feb 11, 2025

Well ____ we tried to get your brother on but did he catch wind of what was happening? Should we try for tomorrow? Don’t blow it til then. Headlines with bad signs for Valentime’s Day you’ll need to avoid

HOW HAVE YOU NEVER EATEN A TURNIP?: HOUR ONE Feb 11, 2025

Some foods you hated as a kid are good now, collards, black eyed peas, how? Plus, how the hell have you never had a turnip before Fat Boy? Headlines with a violent stabbing in Wisconsin over a couple arguing over a wedding venue Sports with some Super Bowl facts to tie up loose ends

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/10/25 Feb 10, 2025

A full Monday edition of the show, Super Bowl reviews included

OUR SUPER BOWL CORRESPONDENT, MATT’S MOM MARY CALLS IN: HOUR FOUR Feb 10, 2025

Matt’s mom Mary calls in with her Super Bowl halftime and commercial review The FOF HOTLINE is open 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318

FAT BOY YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH AROUND KIDS, BUDDY: HOUR THREE Feb 10, 2025

The Mail Sack is back for another week of hard hitting questions, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next sack

WHAT THE HELL DID WE MISS WITH THE HALFTIME SHOW?: HOUR TWO Feb 10, 2025

More Super Bowl recap with audio The halftime show, the commercials, what did we miss with the halftime show?

ARE YOU COOL WITH GETTING BUMPED?: HOUR ONE Feb 10, 2025

All the celebs were out last night at the big one, did anybody get bumped for Trump tho? Headlines Sports with audio from the Super Bowl

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/07/25 Feb 07, 2025

A full Friday edition of TRG

DUDE, THE WHOLE THING IS A SCAM: HOUR FOUR Feb 07, 2025

Headlines Open Phones with a woman who knows a thing or two about prison scams

LOOK AT YOUR OWN DAMN LEAVES: HOUR THREE Feb 07, 2025

The FOF HOTLINE is back, with calls about female rejuvenation and leaves, odd but you can call it now because the hotline is open 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318

OH DAN, YOU MIGHT BE GETTING WORKED BUDDY: HOUR TWO Feb 07, 2025

Open Phones with Party Man Dan, he met a girl on Facebook, but did he? Headlines

EDIBLE UNDERWEAR, FOREPLAY, AND MUCH MORE..: HOUR ONE Feb 07, 2025

Fat Boy how the hell have you never seen The Goonies? Headlines Sports with who America really wants to win the game on Sunday

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/06/25 Feb 06, 2025

A full Thursday edition of TRG

WE’RE AN AMERICAN BEER NOW, DAMNIT: HOUR FOUR Feb 06, 2025

Headlines with Budweiser wanting to be known as “American” beer now and not “domsestic” If you see a naked old hung dude at the gym just mind your business, FAT BOY

MY MOM’S GONNA MAKE IT WITH A JAILBIRD: HOUR THREE Feb 06, 2025

Open Phones brings us Brent, who’s Mom is writing to an old boyfriend who’s IN PRISON, what? Anonymous gives us some advice on what that dude’s Mom was probably going through

THE DEBUT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR: HOUR TWO Feb 06, 2025

Finally, Dan in Columbia surprised Mattman and recorded a song Matt wrote YEARS ago, now’s the debut Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines

YOU DON’T SLEEP NAKED THAT WAY DO YOU?: HOUR ONE Feb 06, 2025

How do you sleep? Doggystyle? Do your arm be hurtin when you wake up? Headlines says the happiest time of day for us all is when you first wake up Sports with the top foods you need at your Super Bowl party

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/05/25 Feb 05, 2025

Here's a full Wednesday edition of TRG

STAY OUT OF THEM CRYPTOS: HOUR FOUR Feb 05, 2025

Headlines How do you build your savings back after crypto disasters?

BBQ AND MASSAGE, DON’T THAT SOUND GOOD? HA: HOUR THREE Feb 05, 2025

Best Damn Audio is back with a funny kid and an idea for a restaurant that doesn’t sound that great We, as in the people, are still getting watched like hawks when we go into the grocery store, weird Did Paige just fall asleep? Yes she did

DON’T GET NAKED AROUND FAT BOY AT THE GYM: HOUR TWO Feb 05, 2025

Fat Boy tells a story about what he saw in the gym recently, something that might be wasted on the body it was on lol More protests? Yay that’s exactly what we need,, NOT Headlines with 40k worth of eggs being stole over the weekend

THE SUPER BOWL JUST AIN’T DOIN IT THIS YEAR: HOUR ONE Feb 05, 2025

Is the week dragging on? Seems like it, also the Super Bowl might suck this year Headlines with Michael Jordan’s son Marcus busted for cocaine Sports with some NFL prop bets you can make on the game Sunday, dumb ones too lol

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/04/25 Feb 04, 2025

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

I’D APPRECIATE YOU WATCHING YOUR MOUTH DAMNIT: HOUR FOUR Feb 04, 2025

Headlines The FOF Tow Truck Driver hits us up, plus a classic scam on the back end

MY AUNT REALLY IS NOT GREAT, OLD HAG: HOUR THREE Feb 04, 2025

The All Advice Show continues with a woman who’s got some issues with her mean ass Aunt Hey Mattman can we get a Tinder update?

GUYS MY MONEY IS ALL GONE, WIPED OUT: HOUR TWO Feb 04, 2025

The All Advice Show starts with Doug, who lost all of his savings and wants to know how he can build it back up Hey hang on, we thought we gave some good advice, no matter what that texter claims Headlines

THESE DAMN EGGS, MAYBE DON’T TELL US WHEN YOU UPCHARGE??: HOUR ONE Feb 04, 2025

Waffle House is charging fifty cents extra per egg now, should we have been told that? Headlines asks if your friend stinks, would you tell them? Sports with the top 10 cities for NFL fans, did yours make the list?

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/03/25 Feb 03, 2025

A full Monday edition of TRG

KANYE’S UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS AGAIN: HOUR FOUR Feb 03, 2025

Headlines with Kanye and his butt naked wife denied entry to the Grammy’s last night?? To donate or no?.. would you give your sperm to a great friend?

SNATCH TRUCKS, IS THAT LIKE A BANG BUS? LOL: HOUR THREE Feb 03, 2025

An impromptu “Who Can Matt Beat Now”, just because.. it’s been a while for real The tow truck driver from the FOF hotline calls back in, and of course we have questions Paige why you gotta hide wipes from people? That’s sick man, leave em out

WHAT’S WITH THE PROTEST THIS PAST WEEKEND?: HOUR TWO Feb 03, 2025

The Royal Rumble was this past weekend, not a bad card There was a protest in downtown Greenville over the weekend, did you see it? Headlines with the reason why you shouldn’t literally scratch an itch

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL RING?: HOUR ONE Feb 03, 2025

High school rings, lettermen jackets, do you have yours? Because you’d look like a clown wearing it now lol Headlines with the deadliest expired condiments in your fridge Sports with how much money the winning Super Bowl players are gonna get

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/31/25 Jan 31, 2025

A full Friday edition of TRG

HOW MANY DAMN SCREAMS HAVE THEY BEEN?: HOUR FOUR Jan 31, 2025

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

TO DONATE, OR NOT TO DONATE..: HOUR THREE Jan 31, 2025

Concert T Shirts are going for stupid money on EBay, especially Grateful Dead shirts Josh has a situation he’s in, does he donate sperm to his wife’s best friend? The wife is cool with it tho

ANONYMOUS WAS WITH THE WOMAN FROM HELL EVIDENTLY: HOUR TWO Jan 31, 2025

Anonymous calls in, he keyed on something Fat Boy said yesterday about a man being abused by a woman in the relationship So now they say tantric sex is not really the best idea Headlines with Amy Schumer opening up about her Ozempic use

GUESS WHO FORGOT HER DAMN PHONE AGAIN?: HOUR ONE Jan 31, 2025

Paige forgot her phone, how does that happen? Also, Dick Buttons, what does it mean? Headlines with a woman sending her ex “fart videos” Sports with a Terry Bradshaw classic you forgot existed

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/30/25 Jan 30, 2025

A full Thursday edition of TRG

ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER SICK HORROR MOVIE?: HOUR FOUR Jan 30, 2025

Headlines with Terrifier 4 and what the treatment is gonna be How bout some back to back scam action real quick?

SHE WANTS TO HOOK UP, WE JUST CAN’T TELL HER HUSBAND: HOUR THREE Jan 30, 2025

Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who might have come up on a situation that’s truly too good to be true when it comes to these dating apps, so he needs some advice Anonymous calls in, another Anonymous, who just found out he has a 20 year old son

HARD TO COME BACK FROM SOME STUFF, BUT WE OVERLOOK A LOT: HOUR TWO Jan 30, 2025

Mired in scandals, forgivable sure but nobody ever forgets Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines with a woman biting into a knife handle when she took a bite of her sandwich

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE COMBO FURNITURE?: HOUR ONE Jan 30, 2025

The combo furniture from back in the day, ottomans and what not, what happened to all that? Headlines with the awful plane crash update in Washington DC overnight Sports with what fans really think about the Super Bowl Sunday being a national holiday

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/29/25 Jan 29, 2025

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

MAKE HER SMILE, WIN SOME MONEY..: HOUR FOUR Jan 29, 2025

Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery with the legend of Sober Sue who never cracked a smile Headlines with whatever the hell a “weather reveal cake” is

WHEN IT TURNS, IT TURNS, AND PAIGE IT’S ON YOU NOW: HOUR THREE Jan 29, 2025

Paige leaked out so much during Headlines that we just did an impromptu “Ask” series with her, covering everything from sex, to work, and past relationships, and like always, she always leaves you with more questions than answers

WE MIGHT NOT NEED TO START RENAMING EVERYTHING: HOUR TWO Jan 29, 2025

There’s a new OJ doc coming out and Fat Boy can’t get enough, hey FB, there’s other stuff to watch bro This whole Gulf of America thing is taking a life of its own right? Headlines

X MIGHT BE THE WORST OF EM ALL, RIGHT?: HOUR ONE Jan 29, 2025

Social media, which ones can we do without? Surely you don’t need em all Headlines with a guy in Pittsburgh PA sitting on an exploding toilet Sports with Jake and Logan Paul possibly fighting each other?..

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/28/25 Jan 28, 2025

We back baby, a full Tuesday edition of TRG

CAN WE SCREEN THESE TEACHERS NOW TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE “NORMAL”?: HOUR FOUR Jan 28, 2025

Headlines with a principal in Florida in trouble for hosting a party with more than 100 kids in attendance THE FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

I KNOW SHE’S MAD PAIGE BUT THANKS TO YOU HER HUSBAND IS A LOT HAPPIER: HOUR THREE Jan 28, 2025

The Mail Sack is back with an email about the California wildfires and if people really feel bad for all the victims at this point, mainly the celebrities Also, Paige gets a hate email from a woman who has to get surgery now because of her

WELL FAT BOY, SURELY YOU AREN’T THE ONLY ADULT THAT’S RUINED A PAIR OF PANTS: HOUR TWO Jan 28, 2025

Fat Boy goes into detail about how sick he was this weekend, over a gross thing to eat for breakfast anyway Fat Boy shit himself for the first time in over 20 years Headlines with a guy in Florida turning orange by eating too much meat and butter

WE FULL STRENF BABY: HOUR ONE Jan 28, 2025

We’re back live after Paige and Fat Boy are over they various sicknesses Headlines with a guy in Canada getting his balls stuck to the ground during frigid temperatures Sports with the top Super Bowl foods you need to eat this year

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/27/25 Jan 27, 2025

A full Monday edition of TRG, cuz Fat Boy had to get damn sick, back tomorrow tho

WE LOVE SOME XAVIER LEGETTE: HOUR FOUR Jan 27, 2025

BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13 DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER?

GUYS I'M INTO THE BLEACH.. NOT THE KIND YOU WASH CLOTHES WITH EITHER: HOUR THREE Jan 27, 2025

OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED ARE THESE CALIFORNIA WILDFIRES MANMADE? HEY MATTMAN, HOW'S TINDER GOING?

LOOKS LIKE NO WEDDING FOR YOU, FATTY: HOUR TWO Jan 27, 2025

OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN MATTMAN'S OLD MEDICAL ISSUE, THE PILL COATINGS

THEY CAME DOWN AND TOOK ME: HOUR ONE Jan 27, 2025

MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS IS CUSSING AT WORK OK?

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/24/25 Jan 24, 2025

A full Friday edition of TRG

HEY J MAN, WHAT’S UP?: HOUR FOUR Jan 24, 2025

Matt has questions about weekend plans so we get his grandson Jasper on the phone Headlines with Bad Bunny walking off the set of Hot Ones because he couldn’t handle the heat

YOU STINK, EVERY ONE OF YA: HOUR THREE Jan 24, 2025

The FOF HOTLINE is open 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318 This week we get some hate on a show regular, not to mention one of the angriest tow truck drivers we’ve ever heard

NICE JOB MATTMAN, NOW THE WHOLE MEETING KNOWS YOU’RE TAKIN A DUMP: HOUR TWO Jan 24, 2025

Mattman had a big faux pas at yesterday’s big Zoom meeting Is every company trying to pull the wool over our eyes still? Headlines with no more see through clothing allowed on Spirit airlines from here on out

MAN I AIN’T EATIN THAT: HOUR ONE Jan 24, 2025

This was a short week, how the hell did it seem longer? Headlines with the grossest cereal you’d never want to eat Sports with the Eagles “jumping the shark” with the latest addition to the merch closet

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/23/25 Jan 23, 2025

A full Thursday edition of TRG

AREN’T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO GO UNDER THE KNIFE BUDDY?: HOUR FOUR Jan 23, 2025

Headlines Dude, are you sure you wanna get cut?

THAT’S A RELATIONSHIP KILLER, EVERYTIME: HOUR THREE Jan 23, 2025

This couple might be too close, when it comes to the bathroom you should give some privacy Open Phones about that last email, with a comment from Anonymous that we can’t believe we just heard

MATTMAN YOU MIGHT HAVE TOPPED YOURSELF WITH THAT RADIO STORY: HOUR TWO Jan 23, 2025

Mattman you were wild back in the old radio days Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines with iPhones with TikTok apps pre-loaded on them selling for big money on EBay

THE SHOW STARTED ALREADY BRO: HOUR ONE Jan 23, 2025

Do we need to record the conversations before the show? That’s a show in itself Headlines with Duck Dynasty returning to the airwaves Sports with Bills mafia raising a lot of money for Mark Andrews favorite charity

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/22/25 Jan 22, 2025

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

DID ELON DO IT OR NOT? EVERYBODY’S STILL DIVIDED: HOUR FOUR Jan 22, 2025

Headlines with Elon Musk getting support from unlikely places when it comes to the hand gesture he made recently There’s a new POTUS on deck

XAVIER LEGETTE IS THE DAMN MAN: HOUR THREE Jan 22, 2025

Best Damn Audio with Xavier Legette of the Carolina Panthers, who might have the greatest accent ever We gotta get the girlfriend of circumcised dude on.. Open Phones with Anonymous, who got circumcised when he was 13

DID YOU JUST REALLY SEE A PIMP?: HOUR TWO Jan 22, 2025

Mattman might have encountered a situation early this morning, real life pimps and hoes Open Phones with Anonymous, who’s facing a situation NO dude wants to go through

HELL YEAH CHATTANOOGA, NICE SHOUTOUT: HOUR ONE Jan 22, 2025

Chattanooga got a nice shout out during the inauguration Headlines with 600 pound rapper Dave Blunts saying he’s gonna crowd surf on his next tour Sports with three new members of the MLB Hall of Fame

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/21/25 Jan 21, 2025

We back baby, a full Tuesday edition of TRG

WHAT A GREAT MEME: HOUR FOUR Jan 21, 2025

Headlines with Melania Trump being the most spread meme in America after last night Hey Molly, better drop some weight if you wanna be in this wedding

JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE TIME BEFORE YOU DELETE IT MATTMAN: HOUR THREE Jan 21, 2025

Mattman, let us get that Tinder update Is it time for a different app Mattman? Maybe move on to something else

THE INAUGURATION, FROM A NON-POLITICAL STANDPOINT: HOUR TWO Jan 21, 2025

We talk about the inauguration in true TRG style, which means who was the funniest and when You know there was a time when we put the prisoners to work, and they actually wanted to Headlines

IT’S MONDAY.. HANG ON, NO THE HELL IT AIN’T: HOUR ONE Jan 21, 2025

Do you like a Monday off? Fat Boy doesn’t seem to Headlines with a 19 year old in Wisconsin setting his congressman’s office on fire over the TikTok ban Sports with Ohio State winning the National Championship

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/20/25 Jan 20, 2025

A full MLK Day edition of TRG

DON'T YOU DAMN CUSS AT WORK, DON'T YOU DO IT..: HOUR FOUR Jan 20, 2025

OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES IS CUSSING AT WORK OK?

HE GOT STUCK IN CHINA, STILL LOVES THE SHOW: HOUR THREE Jan 20, 2025

CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS HEY MATTMAN, HOW'S TINDER GOING? ARE THESE CALIFORNIA WILDFIRES MANMADE?

POUND TOWN..EVERYBODY BEEN TRYING TO GO THERE FOR YEARS, LOL: HOUR TWO Jan 20, 2025

BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 313 OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE

LOVE ME TINDER... RIGHT MATTMAN? LOL: HOUR ONE Jan 20, 2025

HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE THE RUMORS ARE TRUE, MATTMAN IS ON TINDER ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/17/25 Jan 17, 2025

A full Friday edition of TRG

ARE YOU ALL GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUILD BACK AT ONCE?: HOUR FOUR Jan 17, 2025

Headlines with more of the California wildfires, will they build back immediately? Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

WELL LOOK WHO IT IS, THE “FAT FRIEND”: HOUR THREE Jan 17, 2025

Holly calls up, she’s Tiffany’s maid of honor, Tiffany from yesterday.. Maybe this friendship is done after today Fat Boy what the hell are you eating on your Instagram? It’s official, according to U-Haul at least, South Carolina is the fastest growing state in the country

CAN WE GROSS YOU OUT FOR JUST A SECOND?: HOUR TWO Jan 17, 2025

Mattman shares a health story from back in the day that was brought upon by the fact that Ronald Regan had polyps removed from his colon on this day thirty nine years ago No matter where you live in this country you’re going to deal with some nasty natural disaster type weather Headlines asks what the least licked body part on your body is

BUYING A TV BACK IN THE DAY WAS AN EXPERIENCE: HOUR ONE Jan 17, 2025

The furniture store back in the day was fun, you could literally sit around, not no more tho Headlines with the most popular “dream jobs” and what the fuck they are Sports with the passing of baseball legend, and actor, Bob Uecker

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/16/25 Jan 16, 2025

Tiffany called in because she hates that her maid of honor is too fat for her wedding, the missing South Carolina billions, where did they go? Facebook Fussin, and much more on a Thursday edition of TRG

EVIDENTLY BETTY WHITE WAS A BIT OF AN A**HOLE: HOUR FOUR Jan 16, 2025

Headlines with Sally Struthers saying that Betty White was an asshole to her The aliens have arrived, they just took one person tho

SHE GOT TOO FAT FOR MY WEDDING: HOUR THREE Jan 16, 2025

Tiffany called in complaining about her friend who is “too fat” for her upcoming wedding, so is she gonna kick her out of her bridal party? So the almost 2 billion dollars that South Carolina “had” just disappeared?...

WE WEREN’T MEAN, THE HELL YOU MEAN?: HOUR TWO Jan 16, 2025

Were we mean to the alien lady yesterday? We don’t think so Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

THE NEW GENERATION IS HERE: HOUR ONE Jan 16, 2025

So apparently the “new” generation has been named Alpha, that fitting? Headlines with a lady who got her nose stuck in her office chair Sports with a soccer team employee fired for posting dirty pictures, of himself

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/15/25 Jan 15, 2025

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

DOESN’T SEEM LIKE CALIFORNIA IS GETTING BETTER ANYTIME SOON: HOUR FOUR Jan 15, 2025

Headlines with an update on the California wildfires This dude’s wife makes him do a lot he don’t wanna do, will he ever tell her he’s done??

WERE YOU REALLY ABDUCTED?: HOUR THREE Jan 15, 2025

Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery returns, this time with a guest; was she abducted? Magically healed? She reveals all and we decide for ourselves what really happened

THERE ARE THINGS YOU JUST DON’T CARE TO LEARN HOW TO DO: HOUR TWO Jan 15, 2025

Paying for conveniences now, is it lazy? Is it cool to not know how to learn new things? Hey we’ve been here for 22 years today, thanks to you guys of course Headlines with Brooke Shields saying she needs help to fuck

IF YOU’RE ON SECOND SHIFT WE FEEL FOR YA: HOUR ONE Jan 15, 2025

How the hell do you work a second shift job? That’s gotta be the worst shift, hands down Headlines with a French woman getting scammed out of money from a fake Brad Pitt Sports with an update on the Eagles fan who harassed the female Packer fan last weekend

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/14/25 Jan 14, 2025

A full Tuesday edition of TRG

WE’D LOVE TO NEVER HEAR THAT EVER AGAIN: HOUR FOUR Jan 14, 2025

Headlines with words and phrases we want to go away in the new year Christopher was stuck in China, is he a dual citizen now? HA

MY WIFE NEEDS TO LAY OFF WITH THE BLEACHING: HOUR THREE Jan 14, 2025

Anonymous is tired of being his wife’s “guinea pig” for whatever trend she reads about, including bleaching assholes hahaah Open Phones with Looper and Benji Mac talking about bleaching and various other things lol

IS IT OK TO CUSS AT WORK? WHAT ARE THE RULES?: HOUR TWO Jan 14, 2025

Cussing at work, is it cool? If not then why? P1 Fly Guy has some cussing thoughts on Open Phones Headlines with couples saying they hate it when their partner acts like a bitch when they’re sick

ARE YOU REALLY GONNA TEST MY PART THO?: HOUR ONE Jan 14, 2025

Fat Boy has to take his alternator off, but will he get worked when he has it tested? Headlines with a guy in Florida having sex with a horse’s nose Sports with an Eagles fan that went too far

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/13/25 Jan 13, 2025

It's Monday, here's a full edition of TRG

KEEP THE DAMN LIGHTS UP, SEE IF I CARE: HOUR FOUR Jan 13, 2025

Headlines asks if it’s ok to keep your Christmas lights up all year.. The FOF Hotline is open 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318

A VERY, TINDER SEGMENT…. IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE SAYIN, HA: HOUR THREE Jan 13, 2025

Hey Mattman, how’s the Tinder going?

ARE THESE WILDFIRES NATURAL?.. SHOULD WE EVEN BE ASKING THAT?: HOUR TWO Jan 13, 2025

The California wildfires, we have questions, but should we? Open Phones with Christopher who just got back from being stuck in China for six years Headlines with more vegans eating meat now than ever

AND JUST LIKE THAT, A MONDAY BECOMES A DAMN MONDAY: HOUR ONE Jan 13, 2025

Fat Boy lost his headphones right before the show started, happy Monday Headlines with a guy who immediately ate the hot pockets he stole from the Dollar Store Sports with the worst round of the NFL playoffs in recent memory

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/10/25 Jan 10, 2025

A full Friday edition of TRG

WOW! Y'ALL REALLY INTO SOME MURDER EVIDENTLY: HOUR FOUR Jan 10, 2025

Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com

QUIT ASKING ME HOW MUCH EVERYTHING COSTS, I DON’T DAMN KNOW: HOUR THREE Jan 10, 2025

The FOF HOTLINE is back for the new year with angry grocery store calls, and a nice welcome back from a P1 CALL THE FOF HOTLINE TODAY, 864-241-4318

IS IT DAMN SNOWING OR NOT?: HOUR TWO Jan 10, 2025

Damn we can’t even agree on the weather, everything is a social media argument these days Have you heard about the new Peter Pan horror movie? Wait until you hear what they did with Tinkerbell Headlines

WELL AN AUTOGRAPH AIN’T WORTH MUCH IF YOU CAN’T READ IT: HOUR ONE Jan 10, 2025

Ever get an autograph so bad you can’t read it? Sucks don’t it? lol Headlines with a chick in Florida taking a shit on a stoor floor Sports with a fun Michael Jordan story that we’ve never heard before

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/09/25 Jan 09, 2025

A full Thursday edition of TRG

EVER WASH A HORSE? GOT ANY TIPS?: HOUR FOUR Jan 09, 2025

Headlines The Best Damn Audio you’ve ever heard.. for this week at least

OH NO IT WOULD BE AWFUL TO GO IN FOR A NOSE JOB AND LEAVE WITH BIGGER NUTS, PLEASE NO..: HOUR THREE Jan 09, 2025

Headlines with Brooke Shields saying she got a vaginal tightening procedure against her will We get a call for some advice, he wants to buy his wife wrestling tickets, does he spend hundreds on that, or spread it out over a bunch of different gifts?

ARE THESE THE WORST THE CALIFORNIA WILDFIRES HAVE EVER BEEN?: HOUR TWO Jan 09, 2025

The California wild fires are probably the worst they’ve ever been Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com Fat Boy quit shocking everything

WELL THAT’S A WEIRD GESTURE TO DO IN TRAFFIC: HOUR ONE Jan 09, 2025

Fat Boy doesn’t always flip people off in traffic, sometimes he talks to them, which is weird too tho Headlines with David Harbour caught cheating on a dating app Sports with the Rams and Vikings game possibly being moved to Arizona because of the wild fires

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/08/25 Jan 08, 2025

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

HEY, WHO WANTS THIRTY POUNDS OF POPCORN?: HOUR FOUR Jan 08, 2025

Headlines with a movie theater chain allowing you to bring your own popcorn bucket now This guy needs to stop his wife from embarrassing herself

THE BATTLE RETURNS FOR THE NEW YEAR: HOUR THREE Jan 08, 2025

Best Damn Audio Matt vs Fat Boy, fun times had by all Fat Boy has an issue, an electric one, he keeps shocking everything he touches

AND WE’RE BAAAAACK, YEAH: HOUR TWO Jan 08, 2025

We’ve been here, sitting through tech issues, but we should be good now, hopefully Headlines with Angus Young’s childhood home accidentally demolished Sports with the Date Tona 500 and what the hell that even means

ARE THERE BIG GIRLS IN YOUR ALGORITHM YET?: HOUR ONE Jan 08, 2025

Mattman’s on Tinder, is he getting all body types on there? Plus Michael, poor dude, got hit by two trucks at once Happy Birthday Mary, 73, WOW! Hope it’s a good one There’s no way that rat is that damn big

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/07/25 Jan 07, 2025

Happy Birthday Mary, The All Advice Show, Fat Boy donates to science, and much more on a Tuesday edition of TRG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYREEE: HOUR FOUR Jan 07, 2025

Mattman’s Mom Mayreee calls in for her birthday Fat Boy has an update on his Dad, he’s coming to a medical school near you

I DON’T WANT ALL THIS JUNK, DAMNIT: HOUR THREE Jan 07, 2025

The All Advice Show continues with Brad, who’s going through a loss but he doesn’t want anything from the estate, he’s not a “things guy”, whatever that means If a video is going around that could hurt a business, does said business ever see the video?

I HAVE A BRAIN INJURY, BUT I LOVE THE SHOW GUYS: HOUR TWO Jan 07, 2025

The All Advice Show starts with Anonymous, who’s wife is becoming a problem with her conspiracy mystery ways Open Phones with Michael who had an accident nobody would want to go through, he’s lucky to be here actually Headlines with Jellyroll getting a new donkey

WHAT THE HELL IS A PURPLE TOMATO?: HOUR ONE Jan 07, 2025

Paige is growing purple tomatoes, what the hell is that, Fat Boy wonders Headlines with Post Malone tipping a waitress 20k recently Sports with thoughts on last night’s RAW on Netflix

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/06/25 Jan 06, 2025

The Mail Sack is back for the first time in 2025, Fat Boy makes a big personal announcement, Headlines and much more on a Monday edition of TRG

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS FAT BOY…: HOUR FOUR Jan 06, 2025

Fat Boy reveals that he lost his father over the weekend, the end to a long complicated situation Headlines with the passing of the inspiration for Donkey from Shrek

ARE YOU THE “COOL GRANDPA” MATTMAN?..:HOUR THREE Jan 06, 2025

The Mail Sack is back for 2025 with hard hitting questions about relationships and so much more. You can get in on the sack, send your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com

ARE THE RUMORS TRUE MATTMAN?...AHH SO THEY ARE..: HOUR TWO Jan 06, 2025

What do you call a female pig? Fat Boy is cool with “bitch pig” but does that work for everybody? Mattman are the rumors true? Let’s see your profile Headlines says taking a big shit will help you do better on cognitive tests

WHY DIDN’T THEY MAKE TUPPERWARE CHAIRS?: HOUR ONE Jan 06, 2025

Tupperware toilet seats, the FBI shows up in masses, we covered a lot this morning so far Headlines with today being Happy Divorce Day Sports with the first NFL coach fired before the start of Black Monday.. Plus WWE RAW debuts on Netflix tonight

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/03/25 Jan 03, 2025

AEW, and FTR's Dax Harwood LIVE in studio, Headlines, and so much more on a full Friday edition of TRG

THIS BIT IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE ONE WE USE TO DO YEARS AGO, THE DEATH POOL: HOUR FOUR Jan 03, 2025

RIP to the celebs we lost in 2024 Headlines with more Jay Z/Diddy legal drama

DAX HARWOOD LIVE BABY: HOUR THREE Jan 03, 2025

FTR’S, and AEW’s, Dax Harwood LIVE in studio with TRG talking about Hurricane Helene relief efforts, the year so far, and so much more AEW

WELL, ADD SOUTH CAROLINA TO THE BANNED PORNO LIST: HOUR TWO Jan 03, 2025

South Carolina is about to join the banned porno site list, but is that really a big deal? Party Man Dan checks in for the new year Headlines

ARE WE SHOWING OUR AGE THIS MORNING?: HOUR ONE Jan 03, 2025

Fat Boy says he can’t watch a movie in one sitting now, Mattman is fed up with X, are we old this morning? HA Headlines Sports with Georgia losing to Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl yesterday

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/02/25 Jan 02, 2025

Our first show of 2025 back LIVE, from bigfoot peeing, to donkey genital references in the good book, to Headlines and everything else, we really hit it all on the first show of the new year

MATTMAN IF YOUR MOM ONLY HEARD WHAT YOU JUST SAID: HOUR FOUR Jan 02, 2025

Mattman confesses something to everybody that his Mom shouldn’t hear, he didn’t want her cooking over the holidays.. didn’t wanna break his diet Headlines with a beer shortage, OH NOOOOO

THE OBITUARIES OF 2024, WE LOST A LOT LAST YEAR: HOUR THREE Jan 02, 2025

More celebrities seem to have passed away during 2024 than any other year before, very odd

JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT ALREADY, DO IT: HOUR TWO Jan 02, 2025

Random thoughts from vacation, including a big announcement of some in studio guests tomorrow morning Is there a shift coming this year as far as what we say and how we think? Headlines with the Vegas cyber truck bombing from yesterday

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN BIGFOOT PEE?: HOUR ONE Jan 02, 2025

We’re back live and we are all over the place, donkeys in the bible, big foot pissing, we’re here for it all Headlines with the tragedy in New Orleans on New Years Day Sports with more news on the Sugar Bowl

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/01/25 Jan 01, 2025

Happy New Year baby, we are back LIVE Thursday, so here's a full New Year's edition of TRG

HEY, MY JUNK'S ON FIRE, SERIOUSLY..LOOK: HOUR FOUR Jan 01, 2025

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY MAN HAS FLAMES ON HIS JUNK, RED FLAG? FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 310 HEY MATTMAN, CAN MARY SAY "TOAD STOOL"?

DUDE OUR GRANDPA IS ABOUT TO DIE, QUIT TAKING HIS PICTURE: HOUR THREE Jan 01, 2025

ALL ADVICE SHOW: OUR DYING GRANDPA'S PICS ARE ONLINE (RC) PIGSKIN PUNISHMENT: PAIGE GETS A FARM FACIAL T AND C: YOU MOVED OUT AND LEFT YOUR GIRL BEHIND

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SELL AN ENTIRE STREET?: HOUR TWO Jan 01, 2025

MMCM: CHICAGO SOLD THEIR CITY STREETS DO YOU HATE YOUR NAME? (RC) OPEN PHONES: DO YOU HATE YOUR NAME? (RC)

HE DON'T WANNA WORK FOR A LIVING, HE WANTS TO DAMN BAKE: HOUR ONE Jan 01, 2025

COMBO: BUDDY PAID HIS DEBT/SHERIFF ARRESTS 11 YEAR OLD OPEN PHONES: MY SON WANTS TO BE A BAKER THE DEER, CHASING THE RACOON, CHASING THE RABBIT

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/31/24 Dec 31, 2024

The last show of the year, 2025 gonna be awesome, we back Thursday LIVE but until then, here's a full Tuesday edition of TRG

DUDE WHEN DID YOU CHANGE THESE SHEETS? PLUS, WHY DOES YOUR PILLOW HAVE TEETH MARKS ALL OVER IT? HAHAHAHA: HOUR FOUR Dec 31, 2024

OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHANGE YOUR BED CLOTHES? FUN WITH 1-900 NUMBERS

IF I WATCH THAT MOVIE I'M GONNA PUKE: HOUR THREE Dec 31, 2024

WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN? OK MATTMAN, DO THESE NASTY THINGS ALSO MAKE YOU SICK?

YEAH THERE'S ANOTHER WAY YOU CAN BREATHE BUT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SUCK HAHAA: HOUR TWO Dec 31, 2024

BDA: BREATHING WITH YOUR BUTT T AND C: I HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE I HUFFED THE GLUE OPEN PHONES: PARTY MAN DAN CHECKS IN POST HURRICAINE HELENE

WE WON'T SEE EACH OTHER FOR THE HOLIDAYS BUT IT'S COOL: HOUR ONE Dec 31, 2024

COMBO: MMCM BUCK TEETH/LOOPER BIT BY A MONKEY OPEN PHONES: SEPARATED FAMILIES FOR THE HOLIDAYS FAT BOY SHOWERED WITH ONLY HIS HANDS

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/30/24 Dec 30, 2024

We back on Thursday LIVE, but until then.. a full Monday edition of TRG

I ACTUALLY MADE DAD MONEY, YOU DIP S**T: HOUR FOUR Dec 30, 2024

T AND C: I ACTUALLY TRIPLED DAD'S INVESTMENT YOU DUMMY BDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNIT THE WAYBACK MACHINE GOT HACKED

OH LOOK, A SHOOTING STAR..: HOUR THREE Dec 30, 2024

MMCM: SPIDER GOAT SILK MATTMAN SAW A SHOOTING STAR ON THE WAY TO WORK OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA

BRO.. LET ME GET A HIT OF THAT GLUE: HOUR TWO Dec 30, 2024

T AND C: I HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE I HUFFED THE GLUE OPEN PHONES: PARTY MAN DAN CHECKS IN POST HURRICAINE HELENE BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID

LEAVE THE ANIMALS THE COLOR THEY WERE BORN WITH, THANK YOU: HOUR ONE Dec 30, 2024

FACEBOOK TOOK DOWN FAT BOY'S WHOPPIE CUSHION PIC SO THIS GUY TRIED TO REPLACE A BLACK CAT WITH A DYED WHITE CAT OPEN PHONES: HOW DO I STOP SMOKING? P1 LOOPER GOT BIT BY A MONKEY IN SOUTH KOREA

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/27/24 Dec 27, 2024

We almost back baby, but until then, here's a full Friday edition of TRG

REALLY PAIGE, AT WICKED?... WHY?: HOUR FOUR Dec 27, 2024

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY HUSBAND DOESN'T WANT A THREESOME MATTMAN THROWS HIS PROTEIN SHAKE ALL OVER THE GYM PAIGE CRIED AT WICKED

BRO, ME AND YOUR WIFE.. IT AIN'T HAPPENING, GET OFF IT: HOUR THREE Dec 27, 2024

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE HATES MY DRUG ADDICT FRIEND T AND C: I'M NOT HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR WIFE MMCM: FRANCIS WHARTON AND THE DEER TEETH

IF YOU HATE YOUR NAME, THERE'S PROBABLY A GOOD REASON WHY: HOUR TWO Dec 27, 2024

DO YOU HATE YOUR NAME? (RC) OPEN PHONES: DO YOU HATE YOUR NAME? (RC) FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 303

EAT THAT PIZZA, SO WHAT IT'S BEEN OUT FOR FOUR HOURS, IT'S ALL GOOD: HOUR ONE Dec 27, 2024

THE OLD INSANE ASYLUMS WERE NICE STRUCTURES TO SEE THE VOLUSIA COUNTY SHERIFF ARRESTS AN 11 YEAR OLD BOY ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M NOT COOL WITH MY HUSBAND HUNTING NOW BDA: HOW LONG CAN YOU LEAVE PIZZA OUT?

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/26/24 Dec 26, 2024

Damnit, Christmas is over, oh well, here's a post Christmas, Thursday edition of TRG

CHECK THIS OUT... PECAN PIE, KIND OF SUCKS: HOUR FOUR Dec 26, 2024

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 304 STEPHEN "WONDERBOY" THOMPSON STOPS BY FAT BOY HATES PECAN PIE AND WTF ARE BACON BITS?

WTF IS GOING ON IN SPACE? REALLY, WHAT ARE WE DOING THERE?: HOUR THREE Dec 26, 2024

PIGSKIN PUNISHMENT: CHRISTMAS TRIVIA WITH PAIGE COULD YOU BE A NAKED EXTRA ON FILM? OPEN PHONES: WHAT ARE THEY REALLY DOING UP IN SPACE?

DID THAT VACUUM JUST CALL ME A .....: HOUR TWO Dec 26, 2024

BDA: A BAD WORD ON MARY'S NOTE PAD THE OLYMPICS OPENING CEREMONY, WTF? DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RACIST ROOMBAS?

OL UNCLE BRAD, YOU BETTER NOT MESS UP AGAIN: HOUR ONE Dec 26, 2024

T AND C: MY BROTHER IS AN ADDICT/UNCLE BRAD IS BACK IN TOWN OPEN PHONES: NICO HAS ADVICE FOR UNCLE BRAD OPEN PHONES: AMBER TURNED 18 AND GOT OFFERED A THREESOME IS THIS MEME OF A RAT REAL? THIS RAT IS HUGE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/25/24 Dec 26, 2024

A full Christmas Edition of TRG

DO NOT GET DIVORCED FOR CHRISTMAS, IT'S THE WORST TIME: HOUR FOUR Dec 26, 2024

BDA: CHOP SUEY KARAOKE AND MESSING WITH CARTS VINCE DOESN'T WANT TO DIVORCE DURING THE HOLIDAYS STRIP CLUB MEMORIES AND A GUY STOLE A LAP DANCE

IF YOUR WOMAN'S MEAN THAT'S COOL, YOU WANT HER TO BE.. A LITTLE AT LEAST: HOUR THREE Dec 26, 2024

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 311 YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN TO HAVE A LITTLE BITCH IN HER PAIGE'S MEDITATION TEST

CALLING ALL MONKEYS, DO WE HAVE ALL THE MONKEYS?: HOUR TWO Dec 26, 2024

THE ESCAPED SOUTH CAROLINA MONKEYS, WE HAVE QUESTIONS OPEN PHONES: SEPARATED FAMILIES FOR THE HOLIDAYS WE REVIEW THE MIKE TYSON JAKE PAUL FIGHT

LET'S TALK ABOUT THOSE SHEETS, HOW OFTEN YOU CHANGING THEM? DON'T LIE..: HOUR ONE Dec 26, 2024

BIG BROWN REALLY DID LOVE JOKER 2 MATTMAN SAW A SHOOTING STAR ON THE WAY TO WORK T AND C: WE AREN'T COMING TO THANKSGIVING DAD-OCRAT HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHANGE YOUR BED CLOTHES?

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/24/24 Dec 24, 2024

WOOOH, it's almost Chrimmas BITCH,lol, here's a full Christmas Eve edition of TRG

LOOKS LIKE OL PARTY MAN DAN HIT SOME SPLIT DURING THE HURRICANE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE SAYIN, HA: HOUR FOUR Dec 24, 2024

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 309: HALLOWEEN EDITION OPEN PHONES: WHAT ARE YOUR KIDS GONNA BE FOR HALLOWEEN? PARTY MAN DAN HAD A GIRL OVER DURING THE HURRICANE

MY PARENTS, WELL THEY BANG, THEY BANG LOUD AND HARD: HOUR THREE Dec 24, 2024

BDA: MM VS FAT BOY: THE LAUGH SHOW AND A BAD WITCH MIKE IS AN EX CON WHO WISHES HE COULD VOTE TBT: OPEN PHONES: MY PARENTS HAVE LOUD SEX: 2018 (RC2024)

YOU WENT TO PRISON, CAN YOU EVEN VOTE?: HOUR TWO Dec 24, 2024

OPEN PHONES: I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY WIFE WHO I VOTED FOR WILL IS ALSO A CONVICT BUT HE DID VOTE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 310

TWO BROTHERS, A WIFE, AND A NEW BABY, THE ENTIRE HOUR LONG SAGA: HOUR ONE Dec 24, 2024

OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY BROTHER'S WIFE PREGNANT: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY BROTHER'S WIFE PREGNANT: PART TWO OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY BROTHER'S WIFE PREGNANT OPEN PHONES: UNCLE OR DAD? THE DNA RESULTS ARE IN

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/23/24 Dec 23, 2024

A full Monday edition, almost Christmas WOOOH, of TRG

THIS RESTAURANT IS NASTY, SO DO I SAY ANYTHING OR NOT?: HOUR FOUR Dec 23, 2024

ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I BLOW THE WHISTLE ON THIS RESTAURANT? MMCM: THE CLEVELAND BALOON FEST OF 1986 OPEN PHONES: WHAT ARE THEY REALLY DOING UP IN SPACE?

WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? WELL HERE'S HOW YOU DO IT: HOUR THREE Dec 23, 2024

FAT BOY GOT A WEIRD DIET TIP FROM A FRIEND FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 308 MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES

PAIGE YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE..AND WE LOVE IT: HOUR TWO Dec 23, 2024

PIGSKIN PUNISHMENT: THE CRAPPER ZAPPER HERE'S WHAT PAIGE DYING IN A MOVIE SOUNDS LIKE OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS SAYS YOU GOTTA TRAIN EM HOW YOU WANT

THIS GIRL IS COOL, BUT SHE HAS THIS ONE WEIRD QUIRK..: HOUR ONE Dec 23, 2024

THE OLYMPICS OPENING CEREMONY, WTF? OPEN PHONES: THE OLYMPICS OPENING CEREMONY ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRL HAS A NIPPLE FETISH OPEN PHONES: THREESOME HORROR STORIES

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/20/24 Dec 22, 2024

A full Friday edition of TRG

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?..COULD YOU BE IN IT, NAKED?: HOUR FOUR: 12/20/24 Dec 22, 2024

MMCM: CHICAGO SOLD THEIR CITY STREETS FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 300 COULD YOU BE A NAKED EXTRA ON FILM?

VOTE OR NOT VOTE? WE SHALL SEE..: HOUR THREE: 12/20/24 Dec 22, 2024

WOULD WE BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? WE TAKE THE TEST WILL IS ALSO A CONVICT BUT HE DID VOTE HEY MATTMAN, CAN MARY SAY "TOAD STOOL"?

DUDE, FORGET SOMETHING?... YOUR GIRLFRIEND MAYBE?: HOUR TWO: 12/20/24 Dec 22, 2024

T AND C: YOU MOVED OUT AND LEFT YOUR GIRL BEHIND FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 306 BIG BROWN REALLY DID LOVE JOKER 2

PAIGE, DON'T EVER ADMIT THAT PUBLICLY, AGAIN: HOUR ONE: 12/20/24 Dec 22, 2024

PAIGE CRIED AT WICKED THE DEER, CHASING THE RACOON, CHASING THE RABBIT OK MATTMAN, DO THESE NASTY THINGS ALSO MAKE YOU SICK? OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/19/24 Dec 19, 2024

A full Thursday edition of TRG

THESE ROOMBAS TALK TO PEOPLE, AND IT'S FILTHY: HOUR FOUR Dec 19, 2024

WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN? DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RACIST ROOMBAS?

ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FACIAL PAGE?: HOUR THREE Dec 19, 2024

BDA: BREATHING WITH YOUR BUTT FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 305 PIGSKIN PUNISHMENT: PAIGE GETS A FARM FACIAL

THAT PIZZA'S BEEN SITTING OUT FOR FIVE HOURS, IT'S STILL GOOD THO: HOUR TWO Dec 19, 2024

BDA: HOW LONG CAN YOU LEAVE PIZZA OUT? NINE'S FAREWELL MESSAGE MMCM: FRANCIS WHARTON AND THE DEER TEETH

HELPING ADDICTS, HELPING THE HOMELESS, LOTS OF HELP GOING ON: HOUR ONE Dec 19, 2024

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BROTHER IS AN ADDICT AND LIVES WITH ME OPEN PHONES: HOMELESS PEOPLE AND HELPING ADDICTS FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 303 FACEBOOK TOOK DOWN FAT BOY'S WHOPPIE CUSHION PIC

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/18/24 Dec 19, 2024

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

MY HUSBAND HUNTS, SO I MIGHT BOUNCE: HOUR FOUR: 12/18/24 Dec 19, 2024

PIGSKIN PUNISHMENT: CHRISTMAS TRIVIA WITH PAIGE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY HUSBAND DOESN'T WANT A THREESOME ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M NOT COOL WITH MY HUSBAND HUNTING NOW

I'M SORRY BUT YOU AREN'T GOING TO SEE GARTH... I AM, HA: HOUR THREE: 12/18/24 Dec 19, 2024

T AND C: I'M SORRY MY EX STOLE YOUR GARTH TICKETS FUN WITH 1-900 NUMBERS ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE HATES MY DRUG ADDICT FRIEND

HOW THE HELL DO YOU HANG AN ELEPHANT?: HOUR TWO: 12/18/24 Dec 19, 2024

BDA: A BAD WORD ON MARY'S NOTE PAD MARY THE HANGED ELEPHANT OPEN PHONES: MY SON WANTS TO BE A BAKER

IF THAT TATOO IS WHERE YOU THINK IT IS, THEN IT MIGHT NOT BE GOOD: HOUR ONE: 12/18/24 Dec 19, 2024

ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY MAN HAS FLAMES ON HIS JUNK, RED FLAG? OPEN PHONES: IS HIS TATTOO A RED FLAG? MATTMAN WAS OUT IN PUBLIC AND OUT OF TOILET PAPER T AND C: OUR SON GOT BUSTED WITH A FAKE I.D.

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/17/24 Dec 17, 2024

Truth and Consequences, Dax Harwood, Orange Cassidy, and much more on a Tuesday edition of TRG

UNCLE BRAD'S BACK IN TOWN BABY: HOUR FOUR Dec 17, 2024

OPEN PHONES: SEPARATED FAMILIES FOR THE HOLIDAYS T AND C: MY BROTHER IS AN ADDICT/UNCLE BRAD IS BACK IN TOWN DAX HARWOOD

BETH'S BROTHER BRAD IS AN ADDICT, AND LIVES WITH HER: HOUR THREE Dec 17, 2024

T AND C: WE AREN'T COMING TO THANKSGIVING DAD-OCRAT ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY BROTHER IS AN ADDICT AND LIVES WITH ME OPEN PHONES: HOMELESS PEOPLE AND HELPING ADDICTS

PECAN PIE, BACON BITS, WHERE DO YOU FALL?: HOUR TWO Dec 17, 2024

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 311 STEPHEN "WONDERBOY" THOMPSON STOPS BY FAT BOY HATES PECAN PIE AND WTF ARE BACON BITS?

YEAH FATTY, JUST USE THOSE HANDS BUDDY: HOUR ONE Dec 17, 2024

FAT BOY SHOWERED WITH ONLY HIS HANDS IS THIS MEME OF A RAT REAL? THIS RAT IS HUGE YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN TO HAVE A LITTLE BITCH IN HER ORANGE CASSIDY

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/16/24 Dec 17, 2024

Facebook Fussin, Paige's meditation test, and much more on a Monday edition of TRG

BUDDY, YOUR GAL IS NICE AND ALL BUT I AIN'T TRYING TO SMASH HER: HOUR FOUR Dec 17, 2024

T AND C: I'M NOT HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR WIFE THE VOLUSIA COUNTY SHERIFF ARRESTS AN 11 YEAR OLD BOY OPEN PHONES: AMBER TURNED 18 AND GOT OFFERED A THREESOME

MATTMAN SLINGIN THAT PROTEIN ALL OVER THE GYM: HOUR THREE Dec 17, 2024

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 304 MATTMAN THROWS HIS PROTEIN SHAKE ALL OVER THE GYM ALL ADVICE SHOW: OUR DYING GRANDPA'S PICS ARE ONLINE (RC)

PAIGE DAMNIT ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT LAUGH...:HOUR TWO Dec 17, 2024

BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OPEN PHONES: UNCLE OR DAD? THE DNA RESULTS ARE IN PAIGE'S MEDITATION TEST

WELL, TYSON DID SEEM A BIT OFF TO US: HOUR ONE Dec 17, 2024

BDA: CHOP SUEY KARAOKE AND MESSING WITH CARTS STRIP CLUB MEMORIES AND A GUY STOLE A LAP DANCE WE REVIEW THE MIKE TYSON JAKE PAUL FIGHT VINCE DOESN'T WANT TO DIVORCE DURING THE HOLIDAYS

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/13/24 Dec 14, 2024

Facebook Fussin, Truth and Consequences, and much more on a full edition of TRG

LET ME GET A HIT OF THAT GULE: HOUR FOUR Dec 14, 2024

T AND C: I HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE I HUFFED THE GLUE SO THIS GUY TRIED TO REPLACE A BLACK CAT WITH A DYED WHITE CAT FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 306

VERY HARD TO ADOPT A BLACK CAT Dec 14, 2024

IT'S YOUR JOB, NOT MINE Dec 14, 2024

HELP ME KICK THESE CIGS MAN: HOUR THREE Dec 14, 2024

FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 308 OPEN PHONES: PARTY MAN DAN CHECKS IN POST HURRICAINE HELENE OPEN PHONES: HOW DO I STOP SMOKING?

IF THE WATER IS OUT, HOW ARE YOU GONNA SHOWER? Dec 14, 2024

AN UPDATE FROM THE GROUND Dec 14, 2024

I'M NOT A WOMAN, DAMNIT: HOUR TWO Dec 14, 2024

BDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNIT MMCM: SPIDER GOAT SILK WOULD WE BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? WE TAKE THE TEST

FIVE TIMES STRONGER THAN STEEL Dec 14, 2024

COULD YOU FIGHT MIKE TYSON NOW? Dec 14, 2024

TIME IS GETTING ERASED BEFORE OUR VERY EYES: HOUR ONE Dec 14, 2024

T AND C: I ACTUALLY TRIPLED DAD'S INVESTMENT YOU DUMMY THE WAYBACK MACHINE GOT HACKED HERE'S WHAT PAIGE DYING IN A MOVIE SOUNDS LIKE OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS

THIS IS A PARTY YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO MISS Dec 14, 2024

YOU GONNA WHIP MY ASS NOW? Dec 14, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/12/24 Dec 12, 2024

All Advice, Best Damn Audio, and much more on a Thursday edition of TRG

WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE MONKEYS COME FROM?: HOUR FOUR Dec 12, 2024

THE ESCAPED SOUTH CAROLINA MONKEYS, WE HAVE QUESTIONS MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES PIGSKIN PUNISHMENT: THE CRAPPER ZAPPER

YOU KNOW WHAT... YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE ME.. Dec 12, 2024

DID THEY EVER CATCH ALL THE MONKEYS? Dec 12, 2024

PARTY MAN DAN, HOOKIN UP IN THE HURRICANE: HOUR THREE Dec 12, 2024

PARTY MAN DAN HAD A GIRL OVER DURING THE HURRICANE OPEN PHONES: I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY WIFE WHO I VOTED FOR OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS SAYS YOU GOTTA TRAIN EM HOW YOU WANT

HE VOTED, HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO KNOW WHO FOR THO Dec 12, 2024

PARTY MAN GOT A HURRICANE HOOKUP Dec 12, 2024

BUY A MIRROR, GET NAKED, SIT IN FRONT OF IT: HOUR TWO Dec 12, 2024

OPEN PHONES: THREESOME HORROR STORIES FAT BOY GOT A WEIRD DIET TIP FROM A FRIEND ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I BLOW THE WHISTLE ON THIS RESTAURANT?

IT'S AN ODD WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT Dec 12, 2024

HE DIDN'T CARE THAT SHE WAS HIS COUSIN Dec 12, 2024

MY PARENTS ARE WAY TOO LOUD IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN: HOUR ONE Dec 12, 2024

BDA: MM VS FAT BOY: THE LAUGH SHOW AND A BAD WITCH TBT: OPEN PHONES: MY PARENTS HAVE LOUD SEX MMCM: THE CLEVELAND BALOON FEST OF 1986 ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRL HAS A NIPPLE FETISH

THEY ENGULFED THE ENTIRE CITY Dec 12, 2024

WELL THIS DIDDY CLIP DIDN'T AGE WELL.. Dec 12, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/11/24 Dec 11, 2024

The full show

DUDE YOU SUCK AT GIVING GIFTS: HOUR FOUR Dec 11, 2024

Headlines with the guy who didn’t claim his lottery ticket after a year trying to sue California for more money He’s got gift ideas, too bad they both suck tho

THE BEST, WORST KARAOKE EVER: HOUR THREE Dec 11, 2024

Best Damn Audio with the awful karaoke couple returning again Open Phones and shit

HAVE SOME WEIRD PANCAKES Dec 11, 2024

SAY WATER, HOW DO YOU SAY IT? Dec 11, 2024

HO, HO, HO, IT’S BIG BROWN SANTA CLAUS ON THE LINE: HOUR TWO Dec 11, 2024

Big Brown Santa Claus calls in to wish us all a Merry Christmas Who’s going to the company Christmas Party? Headlines with Jamie Foxx finally revealing what caused his stroke last year

WE LOVE BIG BROWN SANTA CLAUS Dec 11, 2024

HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SLEEP WITH AN EX AGAIN?: HOUR ONE Dec 11, 2024

We’re still trying to wrap our minds around what happened in France over the Summer Headlines says Megan Fox is single again Sports with Brett Favre confronted by Mark Gastineau at a ball card signing not too long ago

TATTOOS, WE WANT EM NOW Dec 11, 2024

IT WAS WEIRD THEN AND IT STILL IS Dec 11, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/10/24 Dec 10, 2024

The All Advice gift giving show, Headlines, Party Man Dan knocks himself out over the weekend, and much more on a Tuesday edition of TRG

WE GOT RULES AROUND HERE DAMNIT: HOUR FOUR Dec 10, 2024

Headlines with airport rules you need to remember this traveling season If you haven’t changed your bed clothes yet, you damn better

WHAT A NASTY AIRPORT Dec 10, 2024

YOU GOTTA HAVE CLEAN SHEETS, BRO Dec 10, 2024

DUDE THOSE MIGHT BE TWO OF THE WORST GIFT IDEAS EVER: HOUR THREE Dec 10, 2024

Endocrine disruptors, hear something new everyday lol Open Phones with Doug, who has two gift ideas for his girl and they are both equally shitty

WE CAN GIVE OUT THE IDEAS FOR SURE Dec 10, 2024

GOOFY GRABBED MY BOOBS Dec 10, 2024

MERRY CHRISTMAS PARTY MAN DAN: HOUR TWO Dec 10, 2024

Party Man Dan checks in after knocking himself out on his futon last week Open Phones with various Christmas well wishes from P1’s Headlines with a guy in Washington stealing a famous prop from a famous Christmas movie

RIP PARTY MAN DAN'S CAT, PARTY CAT Dec 10, 2024

DID YOU SEND A PIC? Dec 10, 2024

WHAT’S REALLY GOING TO THE THRIFT STORE?: HOUR ONE Dec 10, 2024

Does anybody ever donate clothes that are new and aren’t messed up? Headlines with Beyonce’s upcoming appearances possibly in jeopardy over the latest Jay Z news Sports with the Heisman finalists announced for this weekend

WELCOME TO CRINGLES Dec 10, 2024

SANTA LEFT SOME COOKIES Dec 10, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/09/24 Dec 09, 2024

The Mail Sack is back with a nasty email about dead baby rats, Headlines, gross habits people are guilty of, and much more on a Monday edition of TRG

STOP COLLECTING, IF YOU HAVE THESE THINGS, TOSS EM: HOUR FOUR Dec 09, 2024

Headlines with the most collectible items we should stop collecting Do you hate your name?

IF SHE'S ON IT, IT MIGHT BE WORTH SOMETHING Dec 09, 2024

SOME OF THESE NAMES DEFINTELY DON'T COME AROUND MUCH ANYMORE Dec 09, 2024

THOSE B___ES SHOT ALL ACROSS THE FLOOR MAN: HOUR THREE Dec 09, 2024

The Mail Sack is back baby, this week we get emails about the grossest animal killing you might have ever heard about, almost too good to believe. Send your questions, comments, etc to theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next sack

SOME LOVE BEING THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS Dec 09, 2024

NO WAY IN HELL PEOPLE WASH THEIR KEYS ON A DAILY BASIS: HOUR TWO Dec 09, 2024

Disgusting habits, are you guilty of these? Headlines with a guy in Oregon vandalizing by putting googly eyes on everything

HEAR WE GO TRYING TO SING AGAIN Dec 09, 2024

IF YOU'RE DIRTY, DO NOT LAY IN THE BED Dec 09, 2024

WE’RE BACK IN STUDIO, GONNA MISS THE PETTING ZOO: HOUR ONE Dec 09, 2024

So there’s an island where all the unsold designer clothes go, where is it tho? Headlines with a guy busted beatin it to porn going down the highway Sports with Clemson and South Carolina going bowling this post season

TAKE IT EASY ON THE POKEMON PEOPLE Dec 09, 2024

FLAVA FLAV IS THE ONLY ONE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT Dec 09, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/04/24 Dec 04, 2024

Paige pays the piper today and gets punished, how the hell do you make a poundcake?, Headlines, and much more on a Wednesday edition of TRG

DON’T GIVE YOUR DOG A DUMB NAME, THANKS: HOUR FOUR Dec 04, 2024

Headlines with the top trending pet names of the year Truth and Consequences, Uncle Brad is back baby

WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU? Dec 04, 2024

HELLO DR PHIL FAT BOY Dec 04, 2024

IT’S TIME TO PAY THE PIPER, PAIGE: HOUR THREE Dec 04, 2024

It’s Pigskin Punishment time, Paige answers Christmas trivia and shocker, she did a lot better than we thought she would Why is a poundcake called a poundcake

WE GOT STUPID QUESTIONS, BUT WE MEAN WELL: HOUR TWO Dec 04, 2024

We might have a bunch of stupid questions about sex but we really think we are on to something here Best Damn Audio with Matt’s Mom Mary Headlines with Miller selling a parfum that smells like a dive bar

YOU KNOW THE SERPENT REALLY WAS THE ... WELL YOU KNOW Dec 04, 2024

HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIGURE THIS ONE OUT? Dec 04, 2024

THOSE CYBERTRUCKS HAVE LOST SOME LUSTER RIGHT?: HOUR ONE Dec 04, 2024

Cybertrucks and NIL, these kids aren’t driving them right? Cybertrucks are weird now tho Headlines with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis alleging he was victimized by underage girls Sports with the Gamecocks possible bowl projection

LET'S GET A YEARLY FOOT PIC Dec 04, 2024

THESE PORCHES ARE EVERYWHERE Dec 04, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/03/24 Dec 03, 2024

Paige learns her Pigskin Punishment for tomorrow, Truth and Consequences, Headlines, and much more on a Tuesday edition of TRG

PAIGE SHOWERS WITH HER DOGS, NICE, REALLY, HER REAL DOGS: HOUR FOUR Dec 03, 2024

Headlines with Paige showering with her dogs Memories from back in the day, adult oriented but nonetheless

YOU CHANGED, REBA Dec 03, 2024

REMEMBER THE CLUB? Dec 03, 2024

SLEEP ON YOUR STOMACH, FAT ASS: HOUR THREE Dec 03, 2024

Headlines with the best positions to sleep in Paige’s Pigskin Punishment is tomorrow, and it will be….. Pecan pies can go to hell, sweet potatoes too

WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR HEART? Dec 03, 2024

SLEEP ON YOUR BELLY Dec 03, 2024

UNCLE BRAD’S BACK IN TOWN: HOUR TWO Dec 03, 2024

This Truth and Consequences is a continuation of last week’s All Advice Show with Beth, who didn’t know how to tell her son that her brother, his addicted uncle, is back in town. So today, her brother in question is actually making the call to his nephew to set the record straight

PAIGE IF YOU WANNA SWITCH YOU’D MAKE ONE COOL LOOKING DUDE: HOUR ONE Dec 03, 2024

College athletes and the portal, it sucks, plus has anybody ever switched sexes back and forth? Paige, wanna switch? Headlines with somebody at Disney World in trouble for spreading ashes all over the haunted mansion Sports with a health update on Randy Moss

THESE PLAYERS DON'T CARE MAN Dec 03, 2024

THE PORTAL SUCKS MAN Dec 03, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/02/24 Dec 02, 2024

A full Monday edition of TRG

THAT’S A LOT OF DAMN MONEY BRO: HOUR FOUR Dec 02, 2024

Headlines with how much the twelve days of Christmas would really cost if you did it Stephen Thompson stopped by, who’s he fighting next? We didn’t ask him, but here he is nonetheless :D

YO DANNY, WHAT'S UP NOW? Dec 02, 2024

SHOWS DON'T HAVE HOUSE KEEPERS ANYMORE Dec 02, 2024

PAIGE CRIED AT WICKED, REALLY?: HOUR THREE Dec 02, 2024

Paige cried at Wicked, what a puss Matt saw something weird, a racoon chasing a rabbit who got chased by a deer Did you hear about the guy who bought the banana art?

DUMMY IF IT DON'T HAVE THE PATCH IT AIN'T REAL Dec 02, 2024

LOOKED LIKE A DAMN BENNY HILL EPISODE WITH THE DOORS Dec 02, 2024

DON’T TALK TO PREGNANT WOMEN AT WORK, JUST TO BE SAFE: HOUR TWO Dec 02, 2024

Pigskin Picks What do we do with Pigskin Picks by the way? Is it done? Headlines with the worst work taboos

WE DON'T WANNA PUNISH YOU PAIGE Dec 02, 2024

MONKS AND NUNS Dec 02, 2024

IT’S ALREADY DECEMBER, DAMN SON: HOUR ONE Dec 02, 2024

It’s December, where did the year go? Plus we catch up on a lot since we’ve been gone for a bit Headlines with another award for Dolly Parton’s mantle Sports with flag planting all over college football this weekend

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS SONG MEAN? Dec 02, 2024

HOW DO THE BRITS SAY OIL? Dec 02, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/29/24 Nov 29, 2024

A full Friday edition of TRG

HEY KID, BAR OF SOAP OR THE BACK OF MY HAND? CHOICE IS YOURS: HOUR FOUR Nov 29, 2024

BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 310 HEY MATTMAN, CAN MARY SAY "TOAD STOOL"?

DUDE THOSE PICS DO NOT BELONG ON FACEBOOK: HOUR THREE Nov 29, 2024

ALL ADVICE SHOW: OUR DYING GRANDPA'S PICS ARE ONLINE PIGSKIN PUNISHMENT: PAIGE GETS A FARM FACIAL T AND C: YOU MOVED OUT AND LEFT YOUR GIRL BEHIND

I GOTTA STOP SMOKING, BUT THESE CIGS TASTE TOO GOOD: HOUR TWO Nov 29, 2024

MMCM: CHICAGO SOLD THEIR CITY STREETS DO YOU HATE YOUR NAME? OPEN PHONES: DO YOU HATE YOUR NAME? OPEN PHONES: HOW DO I STOP SMOKING?

THESE FAKE I.D.'S DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY USE TO: HOUR ONE Nov 29, 2024

BUDDY PAID HIS DEBT SHERIFF ARRESTS 11 YEAR OLD OPEN PHONES: MY SON WANTS TO BE A BAKER T AND C: OUR SON GOT BUSTED WITH A FAKE I.D.

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/28/24 Nov 29, 2024

A full Thanksgiving edition of TRG

I SHOULDN'T KNOW THIS MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTER..: HOUR FOUR: 11/28/24 Nov 29, 2024

OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA FUN WITH 1-900 NUMBERS

THIS MOVIE WAS JUST STRAIGHT UP GROSS, DUDE: HOUR THREE: 11/28/24 Nov 29, 2024

WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN? OK MATTMAN, DO THESE NASTY THINGS ALSO MAKE YOU SICK?

BREATHING WITH A DIFFERENT PART OF YOUR BODY...GROSS: HOUR TWO: 11/28/24 Nov 29, 2024

BDA: BREATHING WITH YOUR BUTT T AND C: I HAD TO QUIT BECAUSE I HUFFED THE GLUE OPEN PHONES: PARTY MAN DAN CHECKS IN POST HURRICAINE HELENE

HE'S GOT BUCK TEETH BUT THEY ARE REAL.. BUCK..TEETH: HOUR ONE: 11/28/24 Nov 29, 2024

MMCM BUCK TEETH SO THIS GUY TRIED TO REPLACE A BLACK CAT WITH A DYED WHITE CAT WOULD WE BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? WE TAKE THE TEST

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/27/24 Nov 27, 2024

Wonderboy stops by, last week of Pigskin Picks for November, Headlines and much more on a Wednesday edition of TRG

GET READY TO DOT SOME EYES THIS FRIDAY: HOUR FOUR Nov 27, 2024

Headlines says everybody is gearing up for Black Friday The All Advice Show with a goober, a girl, and some tattoos

IF IT LOOKS LIKE THAT NOW, IT MIGHT GET WORSE Nov 27, 2024

BLACK FRIDAY GONNA BE WILD THIS YEAR Nov 27, 2024

WONDERBOY LIVE IN STUDIO: HOUR THREE Nov 27, 2024

Stephen Wonderboy Thompson LIVE in studio talking everything UFC, Tyson/Paul, and what’s next

WHAT'S UP WONDERBOY Nov 27, 2024

SO WHAT’S ON THE PLATE TOMORROW FATTY?: HOUR TWO Nov 27, 2024

Pigskin Picks Open Phones where Dillion/Dillon asks us “What are you guys eating for Thanksgiving?” Headlines with semiglutide about to be covered by Medicaid and other insurances

THAT SEMIGLUTIDE IS LIQUID GOLD BRO Nov 27, 2024

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO EAT FOR THANKSGIVING? Nov 27, 2024

IT’S JUST TOO HARD TO GO BACK AND RE-WATCH THESE DAYS: HOUR ONE Nov 27, 2024

Man why the hell was Bullwinkle ever a live action movie? Really bad Headlines says it’s ok to piss in the shower, doctors approve Sports with an update on Tyreek Hill’s traffic snafu from earlier in the Fall

IT JUST MIGHT BREAKDOWN AT SOME POINT Nov 27, 2024

LOOKOUT FOR THE RUSSIAN BOT FARMS, THEY AIN'T CHEAP Nov 27, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/26/24 Nov 26, 2024

A full show

PLEASE QUIT ASSAULTING THE FROZEN TURKEYS: HOUR FOUR Nov 26, 2024

Headlines says they’re might be a recall on frozen turkeys due to assault on the birds pre-processing If you’re gonna “blow the whistle” on a restaurant, you better have all your ducks in a row

YOU SAY THEY CAN COOK, BUT CAN THEY REALLY? Nov 26, 2024

STOP ASSAULTING THE TURKEYS Nov 26, 2024

HE’S AN ADDICT BUT I CAN’T TURN MY BACK ON HIM: HOUR THREE Nov 26, 2024

A concerned sister calls in because she’s helping her brother, whom she was at an intervention for, but does she also tell her son that he’s back in town or does she not? Open Phones with Poncho from Asheville, who gives us an update on NC after Helene, plus a comment about a homeless hobo buddy of his Anonymous calls in, he was homeless before, homeless with a car and an x box tho

SOME PERSPECTIVE ON THE HOMELESS Nov 26, 2024

FRESH OUT OF REHAB AND BACK WITH SIS Nov 26, 2024

WELL THAT’S AN ODD PLACE TO GET A TATTOO: HOUR TWO Nov 26, 2024

The All Advice Show kicks off with a woman who was hooking up with her new man and saw something that shook her, it was a tattoo on his ding ding Open Phones with comments for Anonymous and the FLAMED TALLYWACKER, lol Headlines with a human washing machine on the way, whatever that means

IS THIS DUDE A RED FLAG? Nov 26, 2024

He's got flames on his willy, is that a red flag? She says yes

YEAH I GOT TATTOOS, DEAL WITH IT Nov 26, 2024

Turns out ladies on Open Phones got tatts and piercings, it's just normal at this point dude

BEND OVER AND TAKE IT, BUDDY: HOUR ONE Nov 26, 2024

Well the suppository game has elevated, now they make em with Ketamine, holy hell Headlines with Elton John saying he can’t make music anymore because he can’t see Sports with Kelsey Plum facing the battle of her life, with diarrhea from Jamba Juice HA

BITE THIS PILLOW AND HOLD TIGHT BUDDY, LOL Nov 26, 2024

Suppositories, we all got em back in the day right?

WHO WAS THE DUDE FROM MATCH GAME? YOU KNOW... THE DUDE Nov 26, 2024

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/25/24 Nov 25, 2024

Ever wonder what Fred and Barney at a glory hole sounds like? Luckily we recreate it, Pigskin Picks, Headlines, and much more on a Monday edition of TRG

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE FLINTSTONES? WE TRY TO RECREATE IT: HOUR FOUR Nov 25, 2024

Headlines with the first liquor store/wedding chapel in New Orleans The FOF HOTLINE

I'M BUYING WHAT I WANT DAMNIT Nov 25, 2024

LIQUOR AND NUPS, NICE TOUCH Nov 25, 2024

FAT BOY YOU SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN?: HOUR THREE Nov 25, 2024

Fat Boy washed himself with only his hands last night and he feels weird about it Is this rat in NYC real? Are we getting worked?

DUDE GOT A BENCH IN HIS SHOWER Nov 25, 2024

Do you have a bench in the shower?

USE A RAG NEXT TIME Nov 25, 2024

Check this out

SOUTHERN LIVING, YOU DEFINITELY ARE NOT SOUTHERN: HOUR TWO Nov 25, 2024

Pigskin Picks, who lost? Southern Living magazine has NO CLUE what Southerners do on Thanksgiving Headlines says fast food on the first date is ok

DID YOU GET MOCKED WITH A WEIRD VOICE AS A KID? YEAH THAT SUCKED: HOUR ONE Nov 25, 2024

Getting mocked as a kid sucked, especially with a weird voice, plus Mr.T. and Bokemon, what? Fun stuff man, fun stuff Headlines with the passing of Chuck Woolery Sports with Patrick Mahomes fined for doing finger guns at a game recently

YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT FATTY Nov 25, 2024

Fat Boy vs Bautista, book it now

WHAT'S UP WITH HER EYS BRO? Nov 25, 2024

the teacher who couldn't see straight

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/22/24 Nov 22, 2024

A full Friday edition of TRG

SUP WILLIE GRAHAM: HOUR FOUR Nov 22, 2024

Headlines with a new JonBenet Ramsey documentary coming out Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to therisguys@aol.com

STAY IN ONE SPOT DUDE Nov 22, 2024

GIMMIE A RIDE COACH Nov 22, 2024

Check this out

I GOT A JACKED UP TRUCK AND GUESS WHAT, I GOT A BIG ONE TOO: HOUR THREE Nov 22, 2024

THE FOF HOTLINE IS FIRE THIS WEEK, a fat guy catching hell from his family, jacked up trucks, and much more on this week’s FOF HOTLINE

STAY OUT OF THESE PARKING LOTS Nov 22, 2024

KEEP THE KIDS OUT OF THE CAR Nov 22, 2024

Check this out

DAMNIT DAN, WHERE YOU AT?: HOUR TWO Nov 22, 2024

Pigskin Picks Dan in Columbia, are you there dude? We got requests but you ain’t fillin em Headlines with the most clogged cities and no, it’s not what you’re thinking

REMEMBER THE CADBURRY BUNNY? Nov 22, 2024

Check this out

DAN, WHERE YOU AT? Nov 22, 2024

Dan in Columbia, get back at us man

QUIT TALKING WITH YOUR DAMN HANDS SO MUCH DUDE: HOUR ONE Nov 22, 2024

People that talk with their hands do it too much, also the podcast descriptions are just gonna have to learn that some words we say aren’t really words Headlines with someone in Colorado leaving “profane” messages on traffic signs around town Sports with Jamal Mashburn and what he’s up to these days, you won’t believe how much money he’s worth, hint: it’s a shit ton

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? Nov 22, 2024

"You know what's funny?", we hate when people say that

YOU DON'T WANNA GET "MEMED" Nov 22, 2024

You don't wanna become a meme, family in white taking pics at the dunes lol

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/21/24 Nov 21, 2024

Jeremy Clements LIVE in studio for Facebook Fussin AND Ring of Fire, Headlines, and a whole lot more on a Thursday edition of TRG

HIT THE BRICKS ELLEN: HOUR FOUR Nov 21, 2024

Headlines says Ellen has officially left the United States Please don’t let me get divorced for Christmas

LET'S GET BOMBED Nov 21, 2024

Check this out

LET’S PLAY EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE GAME: HOUR THREE Nov 21, 2024

We educate JUG on the Diddy freak offs, it’s mind blowing Time for The Ring of Fire, with JUG, he loves this game

SUP JUG, LET’S DO SOME FUSSIN: HOUR TWO Nov 21, 2024

JUG is LIVE in studio, dude been up all night Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines

TAKE IT EASY ON THE RIBS JUG Nov 21, 2024

Not much you can do for broken ribs, right?

SUP WILLIE GRAHAM Nov 21, 2024

Send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

LOVE BOMBING, DAMN THAT SOUNDS COOL: HOUR ONE Nov 21, 2024

We really get in deep at this point, lots of going on, Fat Boy is a self admitted asshole by the way, plus we get easily distracted, a lot Headlines with Sports with an update on the Tyson/Paul fight ring girl

SHE'S KNOWN BY A TOWN AROUND HERE Nov 21, 2024

Check this out

PAIGE TELLS ALL Nov 21, 2024

Paige tells all this morning

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/20/24 Nov 20, 2024

Paige is extra dirty this morning, Vince calls up because his wife wants to split for the holidays but he's trying to hold it off, Headlines, and much more on a Wednesday edition of TRG

I’LL PLAY ALONG WITH THAT IF YOU NEED ME TO, ABOUT YOUR VOTE AND WHAT NOT: HOUR FOUR Nov 20, 2024

Headlines with Jay Leno suffering a pretty big fall over the weekend Truth and Consequences with an election that might break up a family

IT WAS AN EAR, DUDE Nov 20, 2024

Check this out

GOLF CART GUYS Nov 20, 2024

Why can't us dudes have a bev cart at golf courses? We can give you ladies a break

WE CAN GET DIVORCED, WHATEVER,, JUST NOT YET..: HOUR THREE Nov 20, 2024

Vince says he is about to be divorced, but he would rather hold that through until the holidays, is he doing the right thing? Speaking of relationshps, if your woman and her mom are close, best believe she knows all about your relationship

YOU GOTTA STAY TOGETHER Nov 20, 2024

WE KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS Nov 20, 2024

Check this out

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU KNOW THE WORDS BUT NOT THE TITLE?: HOUR TWO Nov 20, 2024

We just sang a song without knowing the title, talent or dumbness? LOL, plus, where did we go off the rails when describing sex? As a society we mean Headlines

HOW THE HELL DID WE NOT KNOW THAT? Nov 20, 2024

Check this out

THERE'S ANOTHER NAME FOR IT Nov 20, 2024

Gimmie some "sweet potato pie"

SO WE’VE COINED THE TERM.. NOCKYOURSOCKOFF: HOUR ONE Nov 20, 2024

Well turns out we get a visit from “Dirty Paige” this morning, wild sex talk lol Headlines with a couple of sub par stories to be honest, HA, it was fun tho Sports with a dude in Florida suing Netflix over the Tyson fight

YOU LOOK STUPID RIGHT NOW Nov 20, 2024

It may feel good, but you look like two fish flopping around

EAT THE PINEAPPLE Nov 20, 2024

Eat the pineapple, the ladies will thank you hahah

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/19/24 Nov 19, 2024

Truth and Consequences with politics playing a major role in this year's Thanksgiving gathering, Fat Boy says women want an asshole for a man, straight up, Headlines and much more on a Tuesday edition of TRG

SHE’S REALLY INTO NIPPLES DUDE, WAY TOO MUCH THO: HOUR FOUR Nov 19, 2024

Headlines with Spirit Airlines filing for bankruptcy His girl has a nipple fetish, he don’t, does he stay around?

THAT'S NOT REALLY A GOOD IDEA Nov 19, 2024

Check this out

TAKE A LUCKY GUESS Nov 19, 2024

SHE’S A BITCH AND GUESS WHAT, I KIND OF LIKE IT: HOUR THREE Nov 19, 2024

Headlines with Diddy possibly sacrificing a bird in a holy ritual to avoid a string of bad luck? Women love an asshole, they are also fixers, on the other hand, men want their lady to have a little bitch in em too Open Phones and shit

THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL, A SON TO HIS PARENTS: HOUR TWO Nov 19, 2024

This edition of Truth and Consequences might fracture a family at the wrong time of the year; really shows you why politics and Thanksgiving DO NOT MIX

SUP TURKEY LIPS Nov 19, 2024

Check this out

DAD, I VOTED RED Nov 19, 2024

He didn't vote for Harris like his family, he's telling his Dad today

ARE WE IN THE WRONG FIELD? MAYBE WE SHOULD BY OBGYN’S LOL: HOUR ONE Nov 19, 2024

We ponder everything from last name origins, to doctor visits this morning Headlines asks “If you found drugs, what are you gonna do?” Sports with the 20th anniversary of..The Malice At The Palace

THE SNAP IS FUN Nov 19, 2024

The "gay snap" is a move that is second to none

NICE LAUGH BUDDY Nov 19, 2024

Rick Harrison laugh NEVER disappoints

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/18/24 Nov 18, 2024

Pigskin Picks, somebody lost every damn game this week, Mail Sack returns with a prison birthday shout out, we review the Tyson Paul fight and a whole lot more on a Monday edition of TRG

LADIES CHIME IN, GEORGE STRAIT, BLAKE SHELTON, OTHERS.. HOT OR NO?: HOUR FOUR Nov 18, 2024

Headlines with the sexiest men in country music today, the list may shock you THE FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318

HOT OR NOT? Nov 18, 2024

Are these country dudes hot or not?

WELCOME TO AMERICA, DAMNIT: HOUR THREE Nov 18, 2024

The Mail Sack is back with email like a P1 witnessing somebody becoming a citizen today, and a birthday prison shout out. Email your questions, comments, complaints to theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next Sack

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THE RIGHT WAY Nov 18, 2024

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A NEW SEGMENT? Nov 18, 2024

A Brutally Honest Nudie Review, Paige you're up

OUR THOUGHTS ON THE TYSON VS PAUL FIGHT, DID YOU SEE IT?: HOUR TWO Nov 18, 2024

Pigskin Picks, somebody lost every game this week We review the Tyson Paul fight Headlines with a new Popeye movie that might turn your stomach

WHY IS ROSIE PEREZ ON THIS? Nov 18, 2024

Apparently any celebrity could get a job on the Tyson Paul fight this past weekend

IT'S A FAKE POPEYE Nov 18, 2024

Is this Popeye movie real? According to Paige it is

IT REALLY DOES FEEL GREAT NOT TO CONSTANTLY GOOGLE EVERYTHING: HOUR ONE Nov 18, 2024

Post it notes are great, if we didn’t have em we’d be dumb lol Headlines with a guy who tried to go through airport security with over 300 tarantulas strapped to his body Sports with a hockey player getting suspended for calling somebody a word that’s not even “bad”

YOU STEALING MONEY DREW Nov 18, 2024

Who's Line Is It Anyway, remember that show? Drew Carey didn't do shit on that show lol

WOW! LOOK AT THAT HAIR Nov 18, 2024

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/15/24 Nov 15, 2024

Pigskin Picks, fun with hooker voices, the FOF HOTLINE, and much more on a Friday edition of TRG

IS IT TIME TO BRING BACK THE ASK SERIES WITH A HOOKER THIS TIME? : HOUR FOUR Nov 15, 2024

Headlines somehow turned into Fat Boy talking about a hooker he knows Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com

THAT'S A NICE PLACE TO WORK Nov 15, 2024

Hookers and nice hotels

FUN TIME WITH VOICES ON THE SHOW Nov 15, 2024

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STAY HOME, LOOK AT YOUR OWN DAMN TREES: HOUR THREE Nov 15, 2024

The FOF HOTLINE IS OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318 We get calls this week from angry fast food workers and a guy who wants people to stop coming to Tennessee to look at the leaves

THERE AIN'T A NAIL STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD IT Nov 15, 2024

Paige talking about hanging up her bra

GET OUT OF THE DRIVE THRU Nov 15, 2024

If you order too much, get out of the drive thru

AN ODD QUESTION BUT IT’S POPULAR RIGHT NOW EVIDENTLY:HOUR TWO Nov 15, 2024

Pigskin Picks, shall we make it interesting this week? How many chuggas beore the choo choo? People are trying to figure it out Headlines with an elaborate bear suit scam taking place in California

SHE AIN'T REAL Nov 15, 2024

Here's a bot to deal with scammers, a bot that sounds like your grandma, maybe...

A QUESTION ABOUT TRAINS... Nov 15, 2024

How many choo choo's before the chugga chugga's?

WHO THE HELL WRECKED THE STUDIO?: HOUR ONE Nov 15, 2024

Somebody came in and threw stuff everywhere overnight, what the hell man? Headlines with SZA not happy with her Brazilian Butt Lift Sports with the Paul vs Tyson fight tonight

WHOLE STOLE THE DAMN CAMERA Nov 15, 2024

Whole stole the camera

THERE'S ONLY TWO OF YOU LEFT Nov 15, 2024

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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/14/24 Nov 14, 2024

Facebook Fussin, Paige can you not laugh for ten seconds? We see, Headlines, and much more on a Thursday edition of TRG

PAIGE, YOU REALIZE WE ARE IN A STRIP CLUB RIGHT?: HOUR FOUR Nov 14, 2024

Headlines with the worst password you can ever use, SECRET Don’t go to a strip club with Paige unless you want her to snitch you out

PAIGE YOU CAN’T STOP LAUGHING CAN YOU? NOT EVEN FOR TEN SECONDS: HOUR THREE Nov 14, 2024

Somehow we got on rides that are dangerous for kids/people, remember the slide in Detroit that were injuring people? The sounds were great, lets re-visit it Paige if you don’t wanna get punished, all you have to do is listen…. A.I. naked pictures, you can make your own now

WELL THERE"S ONE WAY TO CELEBRATE A TRAGEDY Nov 14, 2024

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YOU KNOW THE GUY, HE HAD A FAT FACE Nov 14, 2024

The piano player with the fat face, you know him

I’M TAKING THIS BEER DUDE, TRY AND STOP ME: HOUR TWO Nov 14, 2024

Stealing beer when we were younger, also another play of yesterday’s great karaoke mashup Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE AGAIN Nov 14, 2024

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MAKING AN ADULT FILM WOULD BE EASY RIGHT? NOT BEING IN IT THO: HOUR ONE Nov 14, 2024

Well Paige is extra dirty this morning, it was fun tho Headlines with Dave Coulier announcing he has stage 3 non Hodgkin lymphoma Sports with an apology from Michael Strahan

SOMETIMES THEY FILM OUT OF ORDER Nov 14, 2024

Adult movies, stag if you will, don't always film in order ya know

GET OUT OF HERE MOM Nov 14, 2024

I'm playing a game PAIGE, get out, lol

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/13/24 Nov 13, 2024

A full Wednesday edition of TRG

YOU SHOULD’VE PAID FOR THAT LAP DANCE DUDE: HOUR FOUR Nov 13, 2024

Strip club memories from back in the day, plus now we know what happens when you don’t pay for a lap dance Headlines with a terrible Wheel of Fortune guess

WOW! PAIGE, YOU A BOUJEE DANCER Nov 13, 2024

Guess what Paige, strippers can dance too damnit

NO BATHROOM IS OFF LIMITS, EVEN STRIP CLUBS Nov 13, 2024

Ever took a hot shit at a strip club? lol

THE BEST KARAOKE PERFORMANCE EVER… YOU KNOW IT WAS BAD, LOL: HOUR THREE Nov 13, 2024

Another week of Best Damn Audio featuring a board game we never knew existed and the worst/best karaoke version of Chop Suey EVER A classic phone scam from WAY back in the day with the very lucky.. Cornelius Jenkins Jr. Is it harder to financially support more bands these days? Festivals too, are they too hard to go to now?

NOBODY WANTS TO STINK AT A FESTIVAL? Nov 13, 2024

Festivals, very hard to go to now, who wants to deal with that all day?

WE LOVE THE BEHIND THE SCENES STUFF Nov 13, 2024

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REMEMBER, STAY CLAM…: HOUR TWO Nov 13, 2024

You know it’s sad when you have to really question if people are eating pets or not, lol Here’s a funny local news gaff that seems to happen a lot now Headlines with a mom in Georiga arrested for letting her 10 year old walk into town alone

WE JUST OUT HERE TRYING TO MAKE IT MAN Nov 13, 2024

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THIS GUY WAS IN FOR A SURPRISE Nov 13, 2024

He thought he didn't live in a sanctuary city anymore, until he got a news alert lol

MAN WE HAVEN’T HAD A DUKES SANDWICH IN A LONG TIME: HOUR ONE Nov 13, 2024

Dukes sandwiches, they had quite the menu back in the day, we grew up on em Headlines with John Krasinski winning People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Sports with a reporter showing up at Michael Strahan’s house after his incident this past Sunday during the National Anthem

TOO MANY NICKNAMES Nov 13, 2024

We gotta start getting more original as a society when it comes to nicknames

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WAS IN THAT SANDWICH Nov 13, 2024

It's GOT MAYONAISE IN IT MATTHEW

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/12/24 Nov 12, 2024

Party Man Dan gets a hookup with a hot chick during the hurricane, threesomes talk, what do we do about Pigskin Punishments?, Headlines, and much more on a Tuesday edition of TRG

IT’S GONNA BE A WORK BUT WE CAN’T MISS MIKE TYSON: HOUR FOUR Nov 12, 2024

The Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight is Friday, you gonna watch it? Headlines with The Rock saying he pisses in water bottles on set when he doesn’t want to take a break

NAME A CURRENT BOXER, YOU CAN'T DO IT Nov 12, 2024

We can't name any current boxers, can you?

FAT BOY QUIT CUSSING AROUND KIDS Nov 12, 2024

Hey Fat Boy, quit cussing in front of Mattman's grandson Jasper

WOULD YOU KEEP A MISSING MONKEY?: HOUR THREE Nov 12, 2024

The missing research monkeys in the lower part of the state, we have questions What do we do about Pigskin Picks? P1 Looper and Big Brown call up to help us figure it out

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TESTING? Nov 12, 2024

What are they doing with this monkey DNA?

CALLING ALL MONKEYS Nov 12, 2024

Why haven't all the escaped monkeys been returned?

PARTY MAN YOU MIGHT HAVE TOPPED YOURSELF WITH THIS CALL: HOUR TWO Nov 12, 2024

We got a lot of text about threesomes off the last Headlines story so we took some calls about it Party Man Dan had a hookup during the Hurricane, he sends us pics too to rate her Headlines says Sting will not dis Diddy for covering his song all those years ago after what’s going on with Diddy now

YOU A FUN TIME Nov 12, 2024

You wouldn't even believe some of the text we get

EVIDENTLY IT WAS HIS COUSIN Nov 12, 2024

He got into a sexual situation, found out it was his cousin, didn't bother him tho lol

SMELL THIS, IS IT STILL GOOD?: HOUR ONE Nov 12, 2024

Paige has the quote of quotes this morning, also she says don’t worried about expired COVID tests, lol Headlines says half of Americans polled said they have had a threesome before Sports with commentator on the Tennis channel getting suspended over commenting on a player’s big ass forehead

EVIDENTLY THEY DON'T EXPIRE Nov 12, 2024

The COVID tests don't expire according to Paige

DID YOU LIKE THAT MATTHEW? IT HAD GOAT IN IT Nov 12, 2024

Mattman inhaled it so fast as a kid that he always found out afterward what exactly was in his food

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 11/11/24 Nov 11, 2024

A full Veteran's Day edition of TRG

GUYS I REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW MY DAUGHTERS WERE SHAVED Nov 11, 2024

OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA FUN WITH 1-900 NUMBERS

CAN WE GET A CHAPLIN HERE? Nov 11, 2024

When you least expect it, the holy man calls in lol

HE KNOWS WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT HIS GIRLS Nov 11, 2024

He's heard more about his daughters than he ever cared to know