The Quiet Journeys of Professor Atwood

Episode 100: A Day Off, a Good Breakfast, and a Kidnapping Feb 17, 2025

Professor Atwood (and his team, including Chris Mancini and Ron Tanski) celebrate 100 episodes with a story about a suspicious day off, a good breakfast in the executive cafeteria of the Infinite Science Cabal, and a kidnapping.

Episode 99s: Sleepscape Feb 11, 2025

Professor Atwood welcomes you to another science challenge Sleepscape. Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. Enjoy your trip.

Episode 99: Wireless Power and Powerful Suspicions Feb 03, 2025

Professor Atwood solves the power issue for the second science villain challenge, but gets more warnings with more urgency from his mysterious ally Chef Chet.

Episode 98s: Sleepscape Jan 28, 2025

Remixed, Remastered, and a longer journey. Professor Atwood invites you to his second science challenge in the engineering lab of a fake volcanic lair.

Episode 98: The Second Science Villain Science Challenge Jan 20, 2025

Professor Atwood begins a seemingly impossible second science challenge after being baited by the nefarious Professor P.

Episode 97S: Sleepscape Jan 16, 2025

Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. Professor Atwood invites you to the Christmastown Toy Store and the hot springs below.

Episode 97: The Mystery of the Christmastown Toy Store Part 2 Jan 02, 2025

Professor Atwood concludes his tale of how he met Bradley and solved the mystery of the Christmastown Toy Store.

Episode 96: The Mystery of the Christmastown Toy Store Dec 16, 2024

Professor Atwood tells a special holiday origin story about mysterious happenings at the Christmastown Toy Store, which is also the story of how he met Bradley.

Episode 95s: Sleepscape Nov 29, 2024

Of Science Challenges and aquariums. Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. Professor Atwood hopes you enjoy your trip.

Episode 95: Lava Lamps, Aquariums, and Mysterious Allies Nov 19, 2024

Professor Atwood builds his lava lamp as part of his first Science Villain Science challenge from the nefarious Professor P. But he also receives strange tidings in his lunch.

Episode 94s: Sleepscape Nov 12, 2024

Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. Professor Atwood hopes you enjoy a trip on his submarine, and also the island volcanic lair.

Episode 94: The First Science Villain Science Challenge Nov 04, 2024

Professor Atwood receives help from his ex-wife on the first Science Villain Science Challenge. But to make things more complicated, more mysteries keep presenting themselves as he faces off against his nemesis Professor P. in his fake volcanic island lair.

Episode 93s: Sleepscape Oct 21, 2024

Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. Inside the volcanic lair, reuniting with an ex-wife, and preparing for science challenges. The Professor hopes you enjoy your journey.

Episode 93: Science Villains, Ex-Wives, and Neuromorphic Engineering Oct 16, 2024

Professor Atwood listens attentively and with a bit of disbelief as he learns about how the nefarious Professor P. met his ex-wife Julia.

Episode 92S: Sleepscape Oct 09, 2024

Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. Professor Atwood invites you to walk down a long hallway inside a fake volcano and think about neuroscience.

Episode 92: The Nefarious Professor P. Oct 03, 2024

Professor Atwood tells the story of the scientifically wayward Professor P., but then gets a very unexpected surprise after confronting him.

Episode 91s: Sleepscape Sep 23, 2024

Remixed and remastered, and a longer journey. Professor Atwood hopes you enjoy your journey around the pretend volcano.

Episode 91: Pretend Volcanoes and French Toast Sep 16, 2024

Professor Atwood locates the nefarious Professor P.'s hidden volcanic lair, and tries to find a way in.

Episode 90s:Sleepscape Sep 09, 2024

Remixed and remastered, and a longer journey. Board Professor Atwood's submarine, the O2, and enjoy your trip.

Episode 90: The First Trial of the O2 Sep 02, 2024

Professor Atwood runs into some malicious activity in his submarine as he travels to confront the nefarious Professor P.

Episode 89s: Sleepscape Aug 28, 2024

It's always relaxing preparing for an ocean voyage with your submarine. Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. The Professor hopes you enjoy your journey.

Episode 89: Submarine Upgrades, Hydrogen Engines and Tarantulas. Aug 19, 2024

With the help of his trusted mechanic/diver Frank and his team, Professor Atwood upgrades his submarine in preparation for confronting his nemesis, Professor P.

Episode 88S: Sleepscape Aug 09, 2024

The sleepscape of episode 88. Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. Professor Atwood hopes you enjoy the museum artwork.

Episode 88: Final Preparations and an Art Museum Propulsion Upgrade Aug 02, 2024

Professor Atwood makes his final preparations before confronting Professor P. which include picking up a hybrid propulsion upgrade from the Getty Museum for his submarine and packing six custom unbreakable umbrellas.

Episode 87: Greenland, Mysterious Creatures, and a Missing Mentor Jul 03, 2024

Professor Atwood recounts his early days and tells the story of his first adventure with his mentor Professor Samson, who disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

Episode 86s Sleepscape Jun 28, 2024

The Sleepscape of episode 86. Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. Dream of birds, including Ravens.

Episode 86: Ravens, Submarines, and Scars Jun 18, 2024

Professor Atwood gets an unexpected challenge from an old nemesis.

Episode 85s: Sleepscape Jun 10, 2024

Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey to create your own adventure in your mind as you drift off to sleep. Enjoy your extended time in Professor Atwood's garden, greenhouse, and hydroponics lab.

Episode 85: Tour of the Site F Greenhouse Jun 02, 2024

Professor Atwood gives another tour of his lab, this time focusing on his greenhouse and hydroponics lab, and talks about his emotionally carnivorous plants.

Episode 84S: Sleepscape May 27, 2024

The sleepscape of episode 84. The Professor welcomes you back to Earth.

Episode 84: NASA Debrief, Scones, and Family May 19, 2024

Professor Atwood politely endures a NASA debrief on his Mars Mission in his library overlooking the garden. Later, after exit interviews with his space crew, he gets a surprise visitor.

Episode 83s: Sleepscape May 14, 2024

The Sleepscape of episode 83, The Return to Earth. Remixed and remastered. A longer journey. Chill out and let your mind wander and then return to Earth...

Episode 83: The Return to Earth May 04, 2024

Professor Atwood and his crew prepare for their return to earth, and some interesting facts about the Rubik's Cube.

Episode 82S: Sleepscape May 04, 2024

Enjoy this sleepscape of episode 82. Longer. Remastered. Set at the International Space Station. Enjoy the time away from Earth.

Episode 82: Getting the ISS Back Under Human Control Apr 17, 2024

Professor Atwood, his crew, and the crew of the International Space Station try to solve their giant tardigrade problem once and for all. Additional music by Worm v Snake.

Episode 81s: Sleepscape Apr 17, 2024

The Sleepscape of episode 81. Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. The professor hopes you enjoy your time in space.

Episode 81: Space Stations, Astronaut Ice Cream, and Giant Water Bears Apr 02, 2024

Professor Atwood, his crew, and the crew of the International Space Station join forces to try and solve their giant tardigrade problem.

Episode 80: Big Problems with Little Tardigrades Mar 15, 2024

Professor Atwood and his crew must help regain control of the International Space Station after it's been unexpectedly overrun by giant tardigrades. Additional music by Worm v Snake.

Episode 79: The Space Station Tardigrade Problem Mar 03, 2024

Professor Atwood and his crew respond to a distress call at the International Space Station and find a very small organism causing a very large problem.

Episode 78: Farewell to Mars and an Unexpected Detour Feb 17, 2024

Professor Atwood and his crew depart Mars and head for home. But a distress call causes them to make an unexpected detour. Additional music by Worm v Snake.

Episode 77: Meteor Swarms, Amusement Parks and a story about Yetis Feb 01, 2024

Professor Atwood puts his plan in motion to defeat the Sentient Meteor Swarm once and for all so he can his crew can leave Mars.

Episode 76: Revenge of the Sentient Meteor Swarm Jan 16, 2024

Professor Atwood and his crew are ready to depart Mars, but the sentient Meteor Swarm has gone rogue and has other plans.

Episode 75: The Martian Amusement Park Jan 02, 2024

Professor Atwood enjoys a lovely day at the Martian Amusement Park with his son Patrick, and gets a much needed explanation from Tom the Futurist about how it came to be.

Episode 74: Christmas on Mars Dec 14, 2023

Professor Atwood and his crew celebrate Christmas on Mars, but the celebrations have to wait until they can get Tom the Futurist back from being "in Time out of Time" right by the Martian ruins.

Ep 73: The Martian Ruins and the Lost Futurist Nov 15, 2023

Searching for his lost friend Tom, Professor Atwood explores the ruins on the surface of Mars and makes a startling discovery.

Episode 72: Mars Royalty, A Welcome Dinner, and Terraforming Nov 01, 2023

Professor Atwood talks to King Targon of Mars about the sentient meteor swarm just before an elaborate Martian welcome dinner. Terraforming discussions are saved for after dinner. Professor Atwood also recalls a previous adventure involving a legendary condor and a hot air balloon.

Episode 71: The Martian Inner City and a Family Reunion Oct 16, 2023

Professor Atwood is reunited with his son, Patrick, and they enter the Martian Inner City.

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Episode 70: Meteors, Magic, and Martians Oct 03, 2023

Professor Atwood must figure out how to defeat a sentient Meteor Storm in order to assist the John Carter in landing. Two crew members also reveal a surprising past.

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Episode 69: Almonds and Meteors Sep 17, 2023

Professor Atwood and his crew must navigate a mysterious Meteor Storm in addition to some unexpected almond issues.

Episode 68: The SoundScape Special Sep 05, 2023

Professor Atwood is called away unexpectedly and cannot record the episode, so Bradley presents a very special soundscape instead. Regular transmissions/stories will resume next episode. Sweet dreams, adventurers.

Episode 67: Terraforming Mars and the Martians Aug 18, 2023

Professor Atwood meets with his crew to discuss the Terraforming of Mars and how the Martians really feel about. He also has to deal with a brewing chef/engineer problem.

Episode 66: Mission Secrets and the Journey to Mars Aug 01, 2023

Professor Atwood and his crew learn some surprising things about their mission from Janet, the NASA Mission Specialist. These surprises include everything from a secret advanced NASA propulsion system to who actually requested Professor Atwood for this mission.

Episode 65: The Storm Before the Calm Jul 01, 2023

With final preparations made, Professor Atwood must come up with a contingency plan to deal with a possible storm front that would delay the Mars Mission Launch.

Episode 64: Spacecraft Inspections and Coffee Shops Jun 16, 2023

Professor Atwood and his crew perform final inspections for his trip into outer space and visits a delightful coffee shop at the top of the JPL rocket gantry.

Episode 63: Astronaut Training and Mars Secrets Jun 01, 2023

Professor Atwood's crew completes their abbreviated astronaut training with a surprise secret reveal about Mars at the end.

Episode 62: The Astronaut Training Speedrun May 16, 2023

Time is of the essence, but preparation is still key to the success of a mission. Professor Atwood brings his crew to NASA for some condensed astronaut training.

Episode 61: The Space Crew Interviews May 01, 2023

After learning his son was on the crew of a missing Mars mission, Professor Atwood quickly makes preparations for space travel and interviews potential space crew candidates.

Episode 60: An Unexpected Call to Adventure Apr 15, 2023

Professor Atwood begins to prepare for another adventure after unexpectantly getting a call from NASA. However, this adventure would most likely be a bit more personal than usual.

Episode 59: Sleep With Me Podcast Crossover Apr 03, 2023

A VERY SPECIAL CROSSOVER event with the Sleep With Me Podcast. Professor Atwood invites Professor Scooter over to his lab to give a guest lecture on the neuroscience of sleep. Retro video games, dolphins, and clowns are also discussed. https://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/

Episode 58: A Quiet Ending to a Long Journey Mar 20, 2023

Professor Atwood experiences calm seas and bittersweet goodbyes as he reflects on his latest adventure and finally returns home.

Episode 57: The Wedding and the Seal Mar 01, 2023

Professor Atwood must deal with one last complication involving vandalism and a seal so Benny and Alice's wedding can finally go off without a hitch.

Episode 56: Saving the Secret Island Wedding Feb 16, 2023

After coming up empty handed at the Underground Market, Professor Atwood, with the help of Byron the former hidden pirate, has one last trick up his sleeve to save Benny and Alice's wedding.

Episode 55: The Underground Market Jewelry Exchange Feb 02, 2023

Professor Atwood continues to try and save Benny's and Alice's wedding by helping Alice find the right accessory in the Underground Market Jewelry Exchange. But the Professor senses that something is still amiss with Alice.

Episode 54: Luck, Jewelry, and Pirates Jan 16, 2023

Professor Atwood and his party find a door to the Underground Market in Benny's secret island Pirate Lounge, but finds that one of his crew members is not welcome there.

Episode 53: The Pirate Lounge Jan 01, 2023

Having to unexpectedly deal with classic wedding superstitions, Professor Atwood travels to the Pirate Lounge on Benny's secret vacation island to find an accessory for Alice.

Episode 52: The Secret Christmas Wedding Dec 17, 2022

After a stop in Australia to resupply, Professor Atwood and his crew make haste to arrive at Benny's secret island in time for the Christmas wedding. However, once there they find an unexpected complication involving ancient wedding superstitions.

Episode 51: Home is at the End of the Wormhole Nov 15, 2022

Professor Atwood and Professor Felice prepare to leave the formerly cheeseless alternate dimension and return home. One crewmember, however, decides to stay.

Episode 50: The Great Alternate Universe Baking Competition Nov 01, 2022

Oceanic chefs Beverly and Gillian face each other in a alternate universe cheese-centric bakeoff to get the chromite needed for Professor Atwood and his crew to get back home.

Episode 49: The Escalating Alternate Universe Chef Rivalry Oct 15, 2022

Professor Atwood and the alternate universe Madagascar Scientists prepare for an interdimensional bake-off in order to get the chromite needed to get back home.

Episode 48: Personnel Conflicts, Cheese, and Dimensional Shifts Oct 01, 2022

Still stuck in a different universe, in order to get back home Professor Atwood must first deal with various personnel issues involving a relationship "on a break", an oceanic chef rivalry, and a wayward apprentice scientist who seems to be doing more harm than good.

Episode 47: The Multiverse Madagascar Sep 16, 2022

Professor Atwood, still trapped in an alternate dimension, makes a trip to Madagascar to procure more chromite for repairs, only to make some startling discoveries about their current dimension.

Episode 46: A Multiverse of Problems Sep 01, 2022

Professor Atwood learns he and his crew are stuck in an alternate universe and joins forces with Professor Felice and his crew to find a solution and a way back home.

Episode 45: The Dimensional Wormhole Aug 15, 2022

Professor Atwood learns about the mysterious wormhole maelstrom from Professor Felice, and learns he may be even further off course than he originally thought.

Episode 44: The Maelstrom Aug 01, 2022

Professor Atwood and his crew weather an expected storm at sea, with an unexpected Maelstrom at the end of it.

Episode 43: The Journey Home Jul 15, 2022

The stars have aligned as Professor Atwood starts his journey home. The crew is in excellent spirits as they enjoy an on-deck BBQ and an impromptu jam session. However Professor Atwood has a sneaky suspicion that this is the calm before the storm.

Episode 42: The Treasure of Captain Kidd Jul 02, 2022

Professor Atwood focuses his search for Captain Kidd's elusive lost treasure on the Plum Island Lighthouse.

Episode 41: Plum Island Jun 16, 2022

Professor Atwood travels to Plum Island for the final leg of his treasure hunting journey, but finds some unexpected complications involving the US Government and some wayward livestock.

Episode 40: The Three Pirate Trials Jun 01, 2022

Professor Atwood and his crew brave three pirate trials and encounter an unexpected complication.

Episode 39: The Sunken Cave May 15, 2022

Professor Atwood gets closer to Captain Kidd's lost treasure and finds a hidden Pirate's Lair on Gardiner's Island.

Episode 38: Gardiner's Island May 01, 2022

Professor Atwood finally arrives at Gardiner's Island to search for Captain Kidd's lost treasure.

Episode 37: The Giant Squid Problem Apr 15, 2022

Professor Atwood is called upon to help The Panama Canal Authority Special Problems Division with their giant squid problem.

Episode 36: Trouble in the Panama Canal Apr 01, 2022

The Panama Canal Authority Special Problems Division asks Professor Atwood and his crew for help with an unusual problem blocking the Panama Canal.

Episode 35: Embarking on a Treasure Hunt Mar 15, 2022

Professor Atwood gathers his crew aboard his salvage ship The Recovery to search for lost pirate treasure.

Episode 34: The Adventure Crew Feb 19, 2022

Professor Atwood interviews potential crew members for his upcoming pirate treasure hunt.

Episode 33: The Site D Library Feb 05, 2022

Professor Atwood gives a tour of his Site D Library and examines an authentic pirate treasure map.

Episode 32: The Underground Dragon Jan 22, 2022

Professor Atwood must face an unusual dragon to help the Lost Earthers save the Underground Market.

Episode 31: Keepers of the Commercium Jan 03, 2022

Professor Atwood continues his investigation into the Underground Market and what is causing the instability, and meets the Keepers of the Commercium.

Episode 30: Return to Christmastown Dec 13, 2021

Professor Atwood returns to Christmastown to enjoy the cookie festival only to find that the True Emperor Penguins are causing some unexpected hassles. Featuring original Christmas music by Ron Tanski. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Adventurers.

Episode 29: Trouble in the Underground Market Nov 18, 2021

Eben, the Underground Market Concierge, tells Professor Atwood about a problem with the Underground Market's Wormhole Conduits.

Episode 28: The Underground Market Nov 04, 2021

Professor Atwood, thinking himself lost, unexpectedly discovers a bustling Underground Market at the end of a hidden tunnel.

Episode 27: The Underground Tunnel Oct 21, 2021

Professor Atwood explores a hidden underground tunnel right in his backyard.

Episode 26: The Garden Interlude Oct 04, 2021

Happy to be home, Professor Atwood give a tour of his garden, including some unusual upgrades, and then finds something very unexpected in an old Rosewood Tree.

Episode 25: The Time City Amusement Park Sep 20, 2021

Professor Atwood and Bradley enjoy one last day at the Time City Resort and explore the signature amusements there, including a trackless roller coaster and The Time Tunnel Dark Ride before heading home.

Episode 24: The Time Buffet Sep 01, 2021

Professor Atwood and Bradley, while still stuck in the Paleozoic Era, enjoy a relaxing meal at the Time City Resort's famous Time Buffet.

Episode 23: Reunion at the Time City Resort Aug 16, 2021

Bradley travels back in time to rescue Professor Atwood from the Paleozoic Era.

Episode 22: The City Out of Time Aug 03, 2021

Professor Atwood unexpectedly enters a time traveling city in the Paleozoic Era.

Episode 21: Going Paleo Jul 16, 2021

Due to his malfunctioning Time Anchor, Professor Atwood gets stuck in the Paleozoic Era and makes a very surprising discovery.

Episode 20: Lost in the 80s Jul 02, 2021

Professor Atwood braves a mall in the 80s to get to a Radio Shack in order to fix his malfunctioning time machine. Dedicated to a fellow professor, David Schmidt 1968-2020, who was always up for a trip to the mall.

Episode 19: Of Time Travel and Circuit Boards Jun 16, 2021

Professor Atwood tests his Rapid Time Deployment Amphibious Vehicle (Retweet Dave) and gives a history of circuit boards.

Episode 18: Tour of Site C and the Butterfly Effect Jun 02, 2021

Professor Atwood gives another tour of his lab, this time focusing on Site C. The Professor also explores the benefits and hazards of time travel.

Episode 17: VR Adventure (Trolls and Elevators) May 19, 2021

Professor Atwood concludes his VR adventure by repairing an elevator and confronting an Amphibious Troll with surprising career goals.

Episode 16: VR Adventure (Mazes and Sea Serpents) May 02, 2021

Professor Atwood continues his journey through his customized VR Adventure System (Smart Randy) and agrees to help a sea serpent recover her lost egg from an amphibious troll.

Episode 15: The Home Hub Room Apr 26, 2021

Professor Atwood gives a tour of his comfortable home hub room and also demonstrates his customized VR system.

Episode 14: Cloud City Diplomacy Apr 01, 2021

Professor Atwood diffuses the situation between rival Cloud City factions and gains some unusual passengers for the ride home.

Episode 13: The City in the Clouds Mar 05, 2021

Professor Atwood discovers a city in the clouds and meets a surprisingly hostile and warlike tribe of Cloud People.

Episode 12: Soaring into the Clouds Feb 17, 2021

Professor Atwood give a tour of his eco-friendly prototype aircraft and then sets off for an adventure in the clouds.

Episode 11: The Secret Beach Feb 02, 2021

Professor Atwood explores a secret beach and is surprised to find an old friend among the tranquility.

Episode 10: Storms and Submarines Jan 18, 2021

In part 2 of 3 Professor Atwood gets lost at sea on his way back from Easter Island and makes a surprising discovery.

Episode 9: The Secret of Easter Island Jan 03, 2021

Professor Atwood embarks on a 3-part adventure starting with being called to Easter Island to assist another Professor with a unique statue problem.

Episode 8: The Christmas Conundrum Dec 19, 2020

Join Professor Atwood on a very special Christmas adventure as he travels to near the north pole to help his assistant Bradley save Christmastown. Relax and chill to the adventure, featuring original Christmas music by Ron Tanski.

Episode 7: Back to the Lab (Site B) Dec 02, 2020

Professor Atwood give a tour of Site B of his lab which includes the Rocket Room and the Greenhouse where he grows some unusual carnivorous plants. He also reveals his new engine which runs on a very alternative fuel.

Episode 6: The Underwater City Nov 17, 2020

Professor Atwood travels deep under the sea to search for a legendary lost city that most definitely isn't Atlantis.

Episode 5: The Tongass National Forest Nov 01, 2020

Professor Atwood travels to the Tongass National Forest in Alaska to search for a mysterious glacier.

Episode 4: Down the Amazon Oct 15, 2020

Professor Atwood travels down the Amazon to explore the river, study the wildlife, and to attend a festival that's like Earth Day, but not actually Earth Day.

Episode 3: The Science Conference Oct 01, 2020

Professor Atwood explores Munich and attends an exclusive Science Conference.

Episode 2: The Orient Express Sep 15, 2020

Professor Atwood travels on the famous Orient Express on his way to a Science Conference in Vienna.

Episode 1: Tour of the Lab Sep 01, 2020

Professor Atwood give a tour of his lab, his submarine, and some very alternative fuels. It's an overview to adventure.

Show Trailer Aug 05, 2020

The trailer for the show, where Jonathan Peter Atwood introduces himself.