The Patdown with Ms. Pat

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Episode 81: Conversations with Racist Family Members Oct 27, 2020

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Ms. Pat opens the show asking "what is wrong with the police?" In the wake of the Breonna Taylor verdict. We also talk about handling racist family during the holidays.

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Episode 80: Spurned Tongue Oct 20, 2020

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Ms. Pat's ex is in the hospital. We talk a little bit about politics and religion. (This was recorded before the first debate). We ask Deon Curry about sexing older women. We get a call from Ms. Pat's brother.

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Episode 79: Q-R-O-N Oct 13, 2020

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Ms. Pat schools White Boy Chris on Jet Magazine and black music. Deon accidentally discovers German porn. Ms. Pat is outraged by the Falcons. Ms. Pat discovers a new hustle in Atlanta helping travelers. We also try to explain a conspiracy to her.

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Episode 78: Door Stopper Oct 06, 2020

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Cardi B is getting a divorce. Carol Baskins is on Dancing with the Stars. Remember the Tiger King part of 2020? Those were the good ole days. We get on small dicks and call Quisha. She has us rolling.

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Episode 77: Ole’ Pizza Licker Sep 29, 2020

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Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He shares his favorite move. Deon Curry almost died in a queef accident.

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Episode 76: Jawels Sep 22, 2020

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Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and her neighbors whoop'd some ass. She shares a false alarm regarding a shark.

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Episode 75: Sitcom Update Sep 15, 2020

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Ms. Pat is not teaching the kids anymore so she’s taking on the role of lunch lady. She then shares a ton of details about her upcoming sitcom.

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Episode 74: Ms. Pat's Trap House and Teaching Center Sep 08, 2020

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China is up to funny business by mailing out mysterious packages. Deon shares a video of a wife losing it as her husband's swimming trunks fall off. Ms. Pat shares some pranks from back in the day. It starts at matches and ends with Tom Tom and gun powder. We check in with Ms. Pat's brother. She also shares a story about raising kids that shouldn't be repeated by anyone anywhere ever.

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Episode 73: Imminization Sep 01, 2020

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Ms Pat took a trip to the BMV and it has her contemplating forgery. We have an update on Ms. Pat's jailed brother. She tried to buy him a phone. She once witnessed a sandwich-jacking. Deon Curry has a brand new car.

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Episode 72: Two Baby Stone Mountains Aug 25, 2020

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Quisha got a penis cake and... it was very graphic. Three morgue workers were fired over dick cakes. Donald Trump argues with himself. Ms. Pat learned a lesson that confuses Deon and Chris. Trump takes a test. Ms. Pat pretends to be her husband on the phone. She shares a few details about her love life with Garrett. We talk Saturday morning cartoons and that floozie Smurfette. The leads to a conversation about classic McDonald's commercials and prolapsed vaginas. Then White Boy Chris puts Ms. Pat to sleep. Literally.

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