The Patdown with Ms. Pat

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Episode 107: Ms. Pat's Birthday Party Apr 27, 2021

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Quisha lives. She laughs. She loves. More than most people. She also can travel with a cake like none other. Ms. Pat talks about the party Quisha threw for her.

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Episode 106: Dildo Ponies Apr 20, 2021

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Deon Curry and Chris Spangle trigger Ms. Pat with Aldis and then plan their Halloween Costumes. Ms. Pat coins the phrase "dildo ponies."

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Episode 105: Toasted Apr 13, 2021

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A radio DJ got fired for comparing black people to toast. Ms. Pat and Deon Curry share their opinion on Coming to America 2. Chris's white ass of course has not seen it. Ms. Pat got a special microphone from her friends. She is losing weight and looking forward to a good movement. Ms. Pat has "flower bank money" now.

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Episode 104: Listener Gifts, Quisha's Birthday Apr 06, 2021

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Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle get some listener mail. A man claims he found shrimp tails at the bottom of his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Ms. Pat talks a little bit about writing the new TV show. Ms. Pat talks about her birthday surprise for Quisha.

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103: The COVID Man Comes For You Mar 30, 2021

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Ms. Pat is finally back home and she has mixed feelings about it. She tells some of the funnier behind-the-scenes moments of the last week and tells on Tony the COVID Man. Producer Kate talks about hearing three gunshots and fleeing in the dark of night back to Indiana.

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102: Period Cakes (The First Patdown Ever Recorded!) Mar 23, 2021

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Ms. Pat talks about parents giving their children cakes for their first menstruation, the price of crack and how to flip it, and how she met her husband. This was the first episode we recorded!

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Episode 101: Ms. Pat's Other Brother Mar 16, 2021

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Quisha sent Ms. Pat a video of a man fucking a chicken so she made us watch it. We talk about Atlanta gays. Ms. Pat's brother faked being on death row. Ms. Pat once called a prayer line, and it didn't go well.

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Episode 100: Broomstick Dicks Mar 09, 2021

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We talk a little politics with Dr. Suess, Golden Trumps, and "Queron." Ms. Pat talks about the time she saw Larry King in person. We judge the nicest and meanest dead celebrities.

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Episode 99: Dyet Pussy Mar 02, 2021

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Ms. Pat is having jail flashbacks after a boring week for the first time in a while. She's not bored enough to see family, though. We talk about an 81 year-old R&B singer with a 30 year-old girlfriend. We talk about another well-known ladies woman.

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Episode 98: Good Grizatism Feb 23, 2021

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We discuss what words we'd like to bring back and Ms. Pat has a doozey.

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