The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Latest Episodes:

245: Ms. Pat's Take on Gentle Parenting Mar 12, 2024

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What is "gentle parenting," and what does Ms. "F Them Kids" Pat think of it? We also stroll down memory lane of elementary school years, and Ms. Pat discusses her colonoscolopy.

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244: Ms. Pat's Personal Dry Cleaner Mar 06, 2024

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Ms. Pat shows us her house, and we discuss the 2024 election, Shane Gillis, and upcoming tour dates.

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243: "Nikia, You a Waste of F--k" Feb 28, 2024

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Ms. Pat is joined by White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry, and her beloved son Nikia, whom she stepped on when he was just a nut. Also, can ChatGPT write jokes in the style of Ms. Pat? Tune in and find out.

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Replay: Boo Coo Of Flowers Feb 21, 2024

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Are Valentine's Day presents really worth it? Ms. Pat says to make every day Valentine's Day.

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242: Woke Laundry Feb 18, 2024

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Ms. Pat is tired of her kids laundry mixing, and a cop lost their mind over a nut!

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241: Nut Neck Feb 08, 2024

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Jay Z gave a speech at the Grammy's in support of Beyonce and Ms. Pat weighs in. Drake has a leak and Pat is not impressed. Ms. Pat shares her cure for lockjaw.

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240: Ms. Pat's Old Neighborhood Falls Apart Feb 01, 2024

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Ms. Pat's old neighborhood in Plainfield is falling apart without her!

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239: Ashy Pants Jan 24, 2024

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Ms. Pat has something going on in her pants, and it's dry.

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238: Ms. Pat's Smelly Dream Jan 13, 2024

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Ms. Pat had a highly smelly dream and wondered if her brain was bad. Then Garrianna checks in about her experience on Ms. Pat Settles It.