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Love Is Blind 9 Reunion: Kacie and Ali Are The Worst. Jordan LOLs Oct 30, 2025

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If you thought some of the women on Love Is Blind were terrible, they were much worse at the reunion. Kacie and Ali continued to blame other people for their terrible behavior. Madison still doesn't understand why Joe dumped her! Patrick is pathetic. It's really tragic. KB wasted time saying anything to Edmond, Annie wasn't asked about her alcohol consumption, Nick was trying to repair his image... Jordan, Megan, Anton & Patrick acted like they didn't want to be there. Who could blame them?!

Love Is Blind Season 9 Weddings, Finale Recap: Most Shocking LIB Finale Ever? Oct 24, 2025

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Every season of Love Is Blind should be filmed in Denver. Love Is Blind season 9 was the most mess I've seen on the show since Fake Megan Fox's season. Everyone across the board was saying KB should say no. I only heard one idiot podcast host say KB should marry Edmond. I think that's r@cist. KB does not deserve Edmond. As for Ali, I don't like her at all. Then there's Sparkle Megan - I stan her decision! Let's dive in!

Love Is Blind Season 9 Villains Oct 21, 2025

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Love Is Blind Denver is one of the most entertaining seasons of Love Is Blind. Period. Were the women worse than the men this year?

Madison is a complete disaster, Annie's hair extensions and her drunken arguments are embarrassing, and why does KB want Edmond to father her children? I thought men outnumbered women in Denver. KB has options!

Let's discuss why the women on Love Is Blind 9 played into terrible stereotypes about women - being overly emotional, clingy, needy, demanding, draining, starting fights for no reason and being insecure as hell. SMH - I'm talking about Madison & Annie specifically.

Britney Spears Child Abuse Allegations in Kevin Federline's Book Oct 20, 2025

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Kevin Federline received $40,000 a month in child support from Britney Spears and I guess he has no money left. Kevin Federline's "You Thought You Knew" memoir comes out on Tuesday. It's a smear campaign for coins, and this is not how you help Britney Spears or anyone! Britney sounds like a terrible parent, but I also don't think she was sober during most/all of the incidents KFed wrote about. What a mess! Whose side are you on?

Kacie McIntosh, Anna Yuan & Jordan's Chicken Crystal Light Drink: Love Is Blind Villains Oct 14, 2025

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Love is Blind season 9, filmed in Denver, is great reality TV. So many moments make our jaw drop. Casting did its big one this season, which is great for us but terrible for contestants.

Kacie McIntosh is a cruel fame hungry idiot who didn't want to have sex with Patrick in Baja so she quit the show & her relationship - she just didn't tell Patrick their relationship was over until cameras stopped rolling.

Next, we have Anna Yuan, an Asian woman who got cast on one of the most popular reality shows of all time just to ghost Patrick and get upset that he tried to move on. LOL! She is trash.

Last but not least, Jordan makes one of the nastiest most nonsensical drinks of all time. It is diabolical and it makes me wonder what's wrong with him.

Jordan needs cooking lessons for years because anyone who would make his vomit smoothie knows nothing about flavors and textures or cooking. Hint: Eat the chicken by itself like an adult, or make eggs or a protein shake LIKE AN ADULT. Did Edmond teach Jordan this recipe? Only an idiot would think this sh!t is a good idea. We. Do. Not. Get. It. Jordan.

Why Taylor Swift's Worst Album, The Life of a Showgirl, Upsets Fans Oct 13, 2025

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Taylor Swift spent months promoting The Life of a Showgirl, a boring album with embarrassing ridiculous lyrics. The Life of a Showgirl is a snooze-inducing slow departure from the impressive lyricism Swift usually brings to the table.

Fans had meltdowns and criticized Taylor on social media for her bad album.

Why did she go after Travis Kelce's ex- girlfriend and Charli XCX? I love Charli and she's just jealous Kayla Nicole had Travis for 5 years and Taylor's trying to play catch up.

Swifties are obviously deaf and dumb. None of them say this is a good album though. They always just say they "like" or "love" it. LMAO.

Love Is Blind Season 9 Thoughts on Couples & Wedding Predictions Oct 09, 2025

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Love is Blind Denver is letting us know that something in the water ain't clean in that town. This is the most unhinged, most immature, extreme, dramatic and arguably on the spectrum collection of people we've ever seen all in one season. We have a hair salon owner who looks like she's sewn rats to her head, a man who makes out with the floor and cries because he isn't getting laid, Chelsea Megan Faux 2.0 aka Madison, Kacie who is so fake that she dumps someone by saying she loves them, we got cowards like Anna and Blake straight ghosting, and we also have a proud sugar mama who thinks her butt is bigger than it is. I AM LOVING THIS SEASON! I am seated!

Nicki Minaj Tweets: Cardi B's Kids Are Bald, Ugly. Cardi Says Nicki's Son Papa Bear is Nonverbal Oct 02, 2025

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Nicki is still going at it. This episode was recorded early Wednesday. Nicki is also coming for Jay-Z and others. The female Kanye has been revealed - public crashouts on Twitter that no one asked for but will live in infamy. I don't know what to feel - embarrassment, sadness, disgust or all three?

Keith Urban's New Girlfriend, I'm Not Watching Bad Bunny's Halftime Performance, JK Rowling Attacks Emma Watson Oct 01, 2025

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Keith Urban is dating a new woman, allegedly, and that's why he separated from Nicole Kidman. Is Keith the villain or is the home wrecking whore the villain? Tom Cruise also left Nicole Kidman. It's giving secondhand embarrassment!

Bad Bunny will perform at the Super Bowl because Taylor Swift is a control freak capitalist, allegedly. I'm skipping halftime this year

JK Rowling is worse than I thought and Diddy better get a long prison sentence. It's so depressing that he was found not guilty of the most serious charges anyway. Sigh.

Jimmy Kimmel's Crocodile Tears, Crissle Doubles Down on Cardi B Comments Sep 26, 2025

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Jimmy Kimmel's opening monologue during his late night return was great, except for his fake tears over Charlie Kirk. Keep it, Jimmy! You kept your job. Don't try to do the most.

And The Read co-host Crissle West takes no accountability for being a bitter hater who takes her hatred and judgement too far. I feel like 80% of The Read listeners stream the podcast for Kid Fury & Kid Fury only.

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