The Mystical Artists

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Little Dictators Sep 10, 2023

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Remington and Jeana discuss the only 2 options in life, the exclamation point ! ,“Billboard Dad Syndrome”, The Sorrowful Tale of a Man who liked Neil Young, lost nuance, everything being fake, The Gray Zone GoFundMe tyranny, tickborne meat allergies, tribalism and cults, #tradwives, little dictators, self driving cars and the End of Cool.

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Subtle Dullard Aug 30, 2023

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Remington and Jeana dive into the bashing of momfluencer culture, the number 9 and the war on subtlety, why scorpios ARE “the music”, being a “specialist” in the Aquarian Age, deciphering illusions with reality, Transparency, the terrestrial phenomenon of plant medicine, toxic AirPods, the magnetism of a woman, why Remington will never do a DNA test and more.

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Charlatan de Cuisine Aug 23, 2023

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Remington and Jeana get into their early days as Wiccans, review of THE BEAR, the problem with egalitarian workplaces, fat and bloated Hollywood strikes, 20-something Charlatans manifesting Teslas, sad New Agers of the 80s, 1000 year numerology of the millennium, the loneliness epidemic, chemtrails and more.

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Inconvenient Truths Aug 16, 2023

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Remington and Jeana are back (and a little under the weather) to discuss the darkside of convenience, putting chips in your hands, what it means to have a spiritual teacher, the energy of quitting, denouncers of the Occult, #NewAgetoJesus worshippers, tinkerers and sorcerers, the 3 kinds of Magick, and Why Men are Happier.

Other topics include: Joseph Campbell’s “Follow your blisters”, Kanye Church, the High Priests of Pre-Dynastic Egypt, the written word, and Jeana’s Venus Retrograde purchases.

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Gang Gang Ice Cream So Good Aug 11, 2023

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Remington and Jeana get into people and politicians freezing, why we’re all doomed based on a viral Tik Tok video, pop culture deaths in 3s, Binah on the Tree of Life, timeline interference, The Mandela Effect, endurance and resistance, Aleister Crowley, and the importance of operating and creating outside of the system.

Other topics include: The old paradigms and retrogrades playing out in “And Just Like That”, Sinead O’Connor, Tony Bennett, David Bowie, a man named "Yoni", and Madonna’s ‘K’ Kabbalah.

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Decan Pie (with Guest Astrologer, Joanna Pitt) Aug 02, 2023

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Remington is joined by astrologer, Joanna Pitt. They discuss Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, living in the polarity of the planets, learning your chart ruler and how to interpret the decans of your sun sign, “The Preview Period” of Retrogrades and more.

OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: bliss ninnies, chasing hardship, the hidden gems of the astrology world, the Gematria of JFK, The Barbie movie and Venus Retrograde nostalgia.

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Shakedown Street Jul 26, 2023

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Remington and Jeana discuss Nikola Tesla’s numerology, the narcissism of astrology + learning it by hand, John Dee’s scrying mirror, 3 being too literal, Canadian Entities, the mistrusting of the experts, fearing truth and freedom, “consuming content” and the problem with AI (more insights into the Actors Strike), the FBI and Hunter Biden lies, Portland ME losing their minds, the upgrading consciousness of sealife and more!

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Referenced in the episode:

Michael Shellenberger Twitter Post

Lyrical review of Grateful Dead’s “Shakedown Street”

“Morphic Resonance:the Nature of Formative Causation” by Rupert Sheldrake

Let Them Eat Cake Jul 19, 2023

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Remington and Jeana discuss the intense weather in Vermont, John Kerry, chemtrails, the magickal POV of environmentalism, “Magical Thinking”, private jets, the vibrational frequency of food, Mother Earth rebelling, biblical names as spiritual names, Mercury in Leo, Writers and Actors on Strike, getting sh*t from Leos, Desire vs Ambition, Relationship talk, the “Kundalini divorce” and more.

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Lizards on a Plane Jul 12, 2023

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Remington and Jeana discuss the woman who saw a ‘NOT REAL’ person on a plane, the Anti-Jupiter problem with potlucks, Pluto in France, Maternity Leave beef, Generation X losers, locational Karma time-loops, and Node returns in 18 year cycles.

PLUS: delicious burritos, shapeshifters, witches, alchemists, clones, alien timeline invaders, brussel sprouts, the romanticizing of poverty, “Linen, Lipstick and Tenure” and more.

Souls for Sale Jul 07, 2023

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Remington and Jeana get into the Devil’s Tritone, the lyrical breakdown of ”The Girl from Ipanema” & “Sympathy for the Devil”, the mythology of selling your soul, Pluto in Leo, Capricorn / Cancer dynamics, music notes of parenting, and a deep dive into the Chariot and Devil cards of the Tarot.

PLUS: Young Remington’s run in with a High Satanic Priestess named Bianca Jagger, Olivia Wilde’s sexy salad dressing, West Side Story, Richard Prince’s Instagram art and more.

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As mentioned on the podcast:

Seven Senses by Kenshō studio on Substack

FAIL AGAIN FAIL BETTER article

”The Girl from Ipanema” by Astrud Gilberto and Stan Getz

“Sympathy for the Devil” by The Rolling Stones