The Mystical Artists

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Novella Season May 20, 2026

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Welcome to Gemini. Remington reveals his Gemini to do list. Jeana is high on her own supply after completing a project. Together they discuss novellas, moviemaking, why tarot is better than astrology, how a pendulum reading backfired, and digging holes for bleeding hearts.

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Jeana's Keys May 20, 2026

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Remington and Jeana discuss the Millennial Rebrand of Mother's Day, UAPs vs UFOs, Gene Keys, Scorpionic woes when oversharing at the park, and WHY TAROT and Divination is more necessary than ever.

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Philosophy Serfs Apr 24, 2026

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Remington and Jeana go on a long overdue day-date to Hartford, CT. In their recounting of this forgotten city, they visit Mark Twain's home, Jeana reveals her Livy Clemens envy, a lifetime of clothing karma, and the triumphs and woes of Taurus season. Remington gives a decent analogy of NEPTUNE in ARIES. Enough to make you truly grasp what we're in for over the next 14 years. Why do we manifest in MAY? Listen and find out.

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My Other Car is Teleportation Apr 24, 2026

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Egyptology and debunking the sphinx.

“Smothered and covered” Teleporting FEMA workers.

Humpty is a Taurus.

Missing Scientists in New Mexico.

Blood clots, hot New Hampshire and more!

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The Grateful Death Card Feb 04, 2026

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Remington and Jeana discuss the connection between a black Stratocaster, Bob Weir, a dead battery and a tarot reading that predicted it all. They also revel in magical outcomes from meditating, class action lawsuits, unemployable astrology signs, and Neptune in Aries.

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Go for the Cold Jan 25, 2026

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Remington and Jeana touch on the 2016 throwback trend and 10 Year cycles in a 10 year. "The past is out," but we’ll allow this to reveal old patterns to obliterate.

17 makes itself known with the “no such thing as a coincidences” in Minnesota and the Tale of the Evil Twins. Remington uses the analogy of the universe expanding and tunnel blasting to the upgraded version of you.

Aquarius "detachment" and what that really means.

Polar Bear extinction and Climate Change Children’s Book Review... and more.

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The Mistake Sale Jan 16, 2026

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Remington doesn’t like used clothes, but he’s fine with dead people’s bric-a-brac.

Jeana and Remington open their personal numerology reports.

Remington is having a 3-year, and is ready to get to work. Jeana, on the other hand, is having a 2-year. Whatever shall she do?

Deeper and lesser-known lessons of the number 2.

Hey Billie Eilish, back up off my algorithm.

Evening stars and eclipses on the horizon.

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The 10 Year of Greatness Jan 07, 2026

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It's officially 2026. Remington is joined by friend and comedian, Stephanie Simbari, for their annual deep dive into the Numerology of the New Year -- The 10 Year of Greatness.

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IN-N-OUT 2026 Dec 31, 2025

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Remington and Jeana divine the future by ripping a keynote speech. The fix is in, and we have it here. Will Japan make a comeback? Is your "story" even important? Upcoming fashion trends, country life or city life? The time Jeana slipped in her farmer's market shoes while working on a Beyoncé video. I can hear the jingling of coffin nails for you millennials—dead icons and so much.

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Ayn Rant Nov 30, 2025

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Remington and Jeana discuss quantum timelines, the art of hikers, the real price of overpriced coffee, Remington's frog venom algorithm, and "Becoming the Rose". Who is the Patron Saint of Influencers?