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#3694: Fax Machine Division Aug 13, 2026

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Robb and Josh seize control of Thursday, and the free Producers Club preview immediately becomes a federal case at the post office. Robb battles a jammed package chute, revisits the curly gray misery of old fax paper, and reveals a prank that arrived about twenty years too late. Then his inner 12-year-old reports for duty as the boys geek out over Coyote vs. Acme, Looney Tunes, and the movies that never quite let them grow up. Elvis Death Week brings a teenage tribute champion, plans for Robb Radio, and enough jumpsuits to keep Graceland fully operational. Plus: baseball nightmares, puzzle cereal, an AI-generated Seinfeld, emergency pee bags, and Willie Nelson serving breakfast with a punchline.

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#3693: DAP. Aug 12, 2026

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Mike finally confronts the five-by-three-inch hole his recliner punched through the parlor wall, launching a heroic home-repair saga involving mesh, pink spackle, orange-peel texture, and the Cadillac of wall patch: DAP. The guys celebrate the return of Ted Lasso, then salute Robb’s son Robert as he prepares to lead his own special-education classroom and possibly become the tallest teacher in America. A charity-auction Phillies broadcaster spends $22,000 to call an inning and sounds so polished that the professionals may want to change the locks. Elsewhere, dinner with Robb hits the auction block, podcasts invade television, influencers demand credentials, and a robotic suitcase prepares to mow down everyone at the airport. Finally, the guys choose their nightmare celebrity roommates before the Audio Vault delivers pale organ fingers, Paul Stanley’s least graceful segue, and one very happy auction winner.

#3692: Texas Robb Aug 11, 2026

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Mike saddles up for a thrilling night at Texas Roadhouse, where the salad is arctic, the rolls are medicinal, and public line dancing is an excellent way to embarrass a 13-year-old. Then the guys discover “Texas Robb,” a country-singing Kentucky cowboy who looks enough like Robb to inspire a shirt-tucking debate, a Halloween costume, and several unnecessary eyebrow close-ups. Mike investigates whether Lioness-style drone swarms and killer war dogs are real, while his own household dogs remain focused on a much smaller theater of operations. A hometown golf phenom gets a Jack Nicklaus shout-out, Ted Lasso returns to warm hearts, and Josh reviews a movie whose greatest threat may be the mandatory dead-dog warning. Finally, the Audio Vault brings celebrity grape leaves, a magnificently overworked organist, Tommy Lee’s foot-assisted romance, and Judge Judy with a backbeat.

#3691: Mexican Egg Salad Aug 10, 2026

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Mike goes bargain hunting at the dentist, where a mouth pressure washer, a strip-mall mega-office, and the sudden invention of a Mexican egg salad sandwich all somehow belong in the same conversation. The O’Meara garage gets a ruthless purge, but Robb mounts a spirited defense of a $600 Christmas tree and briefly dreams of turning the place into a golf simulator. The TMOS auction returns with dinner with Robb, a Beatles hoodie, a Hank Aaron ball, and enough administrative confusion to qualify as a government program. Spewak’s 50-year-old grandfather clock survives decades of neglect, gets an EKG from a horologist, and books its next appointment for 2028. Plus, the guys count the absurd millions earned by top podcasters, learn the casino value of knowing when to walk away, and close with bluegrass prodigies and a wicked deep dive into Boston vocabulary.

TMOS Classic: August 7, 2026 Aug 07, 2026

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"I'd like to talk with you sometime, sir, and tell you about my idea for harnessing the life force. It'll make atomic power look like the horse and buggy. I'm already developing my faculty for seeing millions of miles. And Senator: can you imagine being able to smell a flower - on the planet Mars?"

#3690: 8 Buttons Aug 05, 2026

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Mike discovers that eight shiny mixer buttons are at least seven too many while trying to patch Carla into the show for the world’s creepiest prank-call recap. A tense morning at the batting cages turns into a full family summit, followed by an Elvis-worthy haircut and an eight-pound snow-crab investment that absolutely must surrender every ounce of meat. The boys revisit Mike’s finest fine-dining tricks—from shrimp-tail fingernails to personally narrating the dessert tray—before celebrating lunar impacts, underwear, and Josh’s nearly pocket-free lifestyle. Jimmy Cirrito becomes morning television’s favorite wingman, complete with cheesesteaks, poutine, and enough early-morning enthusiasm to wake the entire DMV. Robb then exposes an AI-powered inflatable-truck scam with a very real Apple Pay button, proving the only thing more dangerous than eight buttons is pressing “Buy Now” on a $500 pool float.

#3689: Mike Old Meara Aug 04, 2026

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Mike is one Command Strip away from declaring war on 3M, and his newly repaired shower has him feeling like the king of a very tiny bathroom. The boys step up to the plate for a big-league argument about baseball money, salary caps, and whether Mike could survive a guest spot on Josh’s baseball podcast. Robb brings breaking auction news when his cruise-dinner winner discovers one tiny detail: the dinner is on the cruise. Then TikTok serves a quadruple cheeseburger dipped in Coke, Colonel Sanders memorabilia goes under the hammer, and nobody’s gallbladder feels safe. Finally, the listeners name the boys live, giving us “Wild Boy Sroka,” “Diesel Spewak,” and the instant classic “Mike Old Meara”—a nickname that may actually be older than Mike.

#3688: Cuetara Animalitos Aug 03, 2026

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Mike is still foggy from Saturday’s auction, where margaritas, a second helping, and Scooby-Doo turned the after-party into a memory-free success. Josh mourns as the Orioles send Adley Rutschman to the Red Sox, while Mike enjoys Boston’s sudden ability to buy happiness. Mike visits Linda on the road to recovery, reviews the hospital ambiance and medical scrubs, and reminds everyone that a widow-maker blockage can hide behind feeling perfectly fine. Robb raids Grocery Outlet for mystery batteries, suspicious meat, chocolate pies, and Cuetara Animalitos—the bargain animal cookies that finally make bilingual snacking feel dangerous. Finally, Josh becomes an Uber driver, The Odyssey gets frozen out for excessive whispering, and zip ties, guacamole, and a vintage hot-dog commercial close the show in high style.

TMOS Classic: July 31, 2026 Jul 31, 2026

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"You think grown-ups have it all figured out? That's just a hustle, kid. Grown-ups are making it up as they go along, just like you. You remember that, and you'll do fine."

#3687: Mr. Hand Pay Jul 30, 2026

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Mike lands his dream guest, slot superstar Mr. Hand Pay, and immediately starts auditioning for the role of new best friend. Jason Belkey takes us behind the jackpot curtain to talk real wins, brutal losses, casino math, fake gambling streams, and why a hand pay is considerably less sexy than it sounds. Elsewhere, a plastic bag defeats a fleet of robot cars, Powerball fever inspires a mile-wide chocolate pie, and some criminal cats pull off the purr-fect heist. We get wonderful news from Linda’s surgery, while Mike and the boys attempt to build a backyard pitcher’s mound without sacrificing any fingers—or misusing the pitcher’s rubber. Robb’s head becomes a studio lighting instrument, Kathy Hilton battles the basic rules of Wheel of Fortune, and the show closes by proving that people in 1985 had no idea how annoying pocket-sized video calls would become.

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