The Midnight Train Podcast

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Weird Weapons From History (It's About Time!) Jan 27, 2026

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Let's discuss some weird weaponry from history. Exploding bats, flaming oxen, "gay bombs". All real and all REALLY weird. Let's Go!

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The Darker Side of Halloween (Oh, Candy!) Oct 31, 2025

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THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

No, really. This is what happens on Halloween. Murders, catastrophes, and so much more. Coincidences? Yeah, maybe... but... what if?

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Lost Civilizations Part 2 (The Swedes Laugh at us.) Sep 04, 2025

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Part two!

Historians believe that there are many advanced civilizations that have disappeared throughout the ages. What happened to them? Where did they go? Did some of them actually exist? WAS IT ALIENS?!?!

Of course it was. Let's get into part one of LOST CIVILIZATIONS!

Listen for a hilarious interaction with a Swedish podcast!!

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Lost Civilizations Part 1 (What Had Happened Was...) Jul 29, 2025

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Hi. Did you miss us?

Historians believe that there are many advanced civilizations that have disappeared throughout the ages. What happened to them? Where did they go? Did some of them actually exist? WAS IT ALIENS?!?!

Of course it was. Let's get into part one of LOST CIVILIZATIONS!

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Mass Graves (This Is A Deep Episode) Apr 24, 2025

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According to estimates, roughly 108 billion bodies are buried around the planet. This number includes estimates from ancient people up to the last few years. There was a bunch of math involved in getting to this number, but we won't bore you. Most people are buried alone. They can occasionally be entered with a loved one, but we're generally buried alone. There are, however, instances of large amounts of people being buried together.

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Ireland's Vanishing Triangle (This Triangle Might Be Arguably Worse) Apr 07, 2025

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Ireland's Vanishing Triangle is a term used to describe a disturbing pattern of disappearances involving several young women in Ireland between the late 1980s and the late 1990s. This geographical area, roughly between the Dublin, Carlow, and Kilkenny regions, has become infamous due to the unsettling circumstances surrounding these cases. Let's talk about it.

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Feral Children (Incurable Idiots or Low-Grade Imbeciles?) Mar 11, 2025

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Feral children. Lost in the wilderness, a kid adapts to their surroundings for years, or even decades. Once they're found, can they be reacclimated into society? Are the legends real? Here are some stories of "real life feral children."

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The Dark Side of the Appalachian Trail Feb 19, 2025

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The Appalachian Trail. 2200 miles of trails and paths crossing through the United States from Maine to Georgia. A gorgeous, federally protected escape from the lights, freeways and hustle of the city...

Until it turns deadly.

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War Criminals Feb 11, 2025

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WAR! UH! GOOD GOD YA'LL!

Seriously. What is it good for?

These folks are just some of the "alleged" war criminals that were charged with some pretty heinous crimes and then just dipped out, only to be caught later on in life.

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Crazy U.S. Presidents (2024 U.S. Election Special) Nov 05, 2024

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It's the 2024 presidential elections and... Thank God it's over. We decided to talk about some of the craziest presidential antics and then some. From Presidents breaking records to who's considered the sexiest of all time, we just need a break. As we're sure you do. Let's have some fun!

Let's do this!

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