The Michelle Collins Show

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FREE SNACK: Snack 2: The B-Sides (w/ Dan Acton) Jul 21, 2023

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Dan Acton is back! So of course, Michelle does need to fill him on on yet more cruise details, like my Dad being "called on down" for the on-board Price is Right, or my Mom involving herself in a mini-feud with the on-board singer? Take your pick! What are those stone globes called anyway? Additionally... Barbenheimer... are we excited? Then, the latest dating "craze" as in it's a sign you need professional help: "Delusionships." Plus, the usual advice!

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FREE SNACK: Eve's Dirty Children (w/ Dan Acton) Jul 11, 2023

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Sure, it's a vacation week, but new shows are still coming your way, starting with this Midnight Snack with our guy Dan Acton who joins Michelle on a deep dive into Nordic culture, mainly haunted trolls, and a biblical tale that makes one realize the one thing the Bible was missing? Supernanny.

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Edible Derangements (w/ Dan Acton) Jun 16, 2023

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What better way to wrap the week up then by discussing people's TYPES. In the case of Dan's crush, it's the Cryptkeeper! (To clarify: It's not Dan.) Michelle swears she's over her haircut but insists on telling one last trimmy tale including a shallow dive into the world of Edible Arrangements. The theme of this week's listener advice is I Hate (Blanks) Partner, and they dig all the way in. Michelle then pushes past her frontal lobe lobotomy to learn about the flies avoiding the dead. An episode that we can all agree doesn't have it all but has some.

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Yam Yam, Thank You Fam (w/ Yam Yam Arocho & Dan Acton) Jun 09, 2023

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It's a Midnight Snack EVENT this week as we welcome arguably the most hilarious, deserving and charming player to ever win the game of Survivor... it's YAM YAM!! Live from San Juan, Puerto Rico! In this exclusive interview, Michelle gets to ask her most burning Survivor questions... most of them toilet-related, but not ALL... and it's guaranteed you will learn something about the man, the game, and even yourselves. (Also nice to know the players ALSO want Jeff Probst to curb his enthusiasm during the challenges a hair.) But it wouldn't be an episode without Dan Acton, so we kick things off with one of the dumber intros in our lifetimes which ends with discovering the worst thing Playboy Magazine has ever published: Their interview with Koko the Gorilla. (Centerfold sadly not included!!!!) Enjoy.

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Married to the Blob (w/ Dan Acton) Jun 02, 2023

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Lots of tales rounded out by reader advice sums up this Midnight Snack quite nicely, as Dan Acton and Michelle unpack some truths and also myths. Michelle regales with a tense, edge of seat lost cell phone story, tearing labels off beer bottles, and a "famous" SHAWL story that begged to be retold. We get into vegetable fetishes, an upcoming "meet-cute" lol, and answer some listener questions! One lonely listener with a heart of gold looking to date again, and another who can't stop dating locals who were once married.

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FREE SNACK: Hanger Issues (w/ Dan Acton) May 23, 2023

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Ever hang out with someone who is hangry? How do you deal? Michelle kicks off this week's star-studded episode (guest Dan Acton) by delving into this scenario. And to make things worse? You're being TIMED. WITH TROUT DIP NEARBY. We're anxious just typing this. We also recount an untimely neighborhood run-in which may or may not lead to Mich's NETFLIX DEBUT (a murder doc), 106-year-old turtles named Adolf, and of course advice! Is it a red-flag to let your ex see your dog? Or is a bigger red flag that Dan thought Boxing Helena starred Hilary Swank in the ring? What happens when a cheater... becomes a cheatee? #CheateeGirls What about greedy kids who want their daddy's lofts? Oh we have opinions on all this and even more on this pipin hot SNACK DIP.

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FREE SNACK: To Be Or Air BnB (w/ Dan Acton) May 12, 2023

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Here it is. The famous recap of Michelle's LFD (Last Friday Debacle) with the one and only Dan Acton. First, Dan recounts a calf-hearted run-in with his elderly neighbor that ended up involving 90 percent of Brooklyn's NYPD. Then... a hell portal opens in North Italy as Michelle finds herself face to face with 90 percent of Milan's mosquitos in an AirBnB run by a woman who may or may not be the head of a crime family. And how did she get there? On a train pulled by two poodle-horses. None of this makes sense now and sadly still won't after listening, but strap in for the usual roller coaster of Mich's life called "Always Something."

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Celebrity Sex Tales (w/ Dan Acton) May 05, 2023

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This week, Michelle forces Dan to listen to her tales of haircuttery (and yes, she thinned it again and ruined it!), Dan invites a local stranger to his birthday party and the guy DOESN'T slaughter everyone, Michelle throws her hat into the ring to become a local restaurant singer in Paris, they battle it out over succession, but more importantly we lean into RACHEL BILSON'S SEX LIFE (finally!!!), Dan learns new and exciting things about the female form, PLUS advice!! 40 year old men who have never been on a date??? And ugly wives!?? Apparently!

NOTE: When we use video on the zoom the sound quality suffers! So next week it will be video off!

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FREE SNACK: The Altimate Betrayal (w/ Dan Acton) Apr 28, 2023

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A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to michcollshow@gmail.com!

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