The Matt and Kim Podcast

Ep.23 South Korean Soccer Team Used Sex Dolls To Fill Stadium May 27, 2020

In this podcast we discuss:
A 93 year old woman who is made a "need more beer sign" gets delivered 150 cans of Coors Light.
Living 60 more years but not allowed to leave the house, or 10 years going wherever you want.
and other assorted nonsense.

Ep.22 Burning Down A House With Ragu Sauce May 18, 2020

In this episode we discuss:
A woman who farts in a dollar store and pulls a knife on a man who complains.
Spotify has playlists for animals?
Where would you want and extra eye?
and other assorted nonsense

Ep. 21 Calling 911 When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper May 12, 2020

In this episode we discuss:
Would you eat butter made from insects?
If every time you had sex it took a week off your life would you still do it?
Would Kim rather Matt have no penis or 5 penises.
Would you rather go a month without drinking or masterbating?
and other assorted nonsense.

Ep.20 Send Nudes To A Stranger Or an Ex? Apr 30, 2020

In this episode we discuss:
What if you were married for 30 years and found out your spouse was your sibling?
Would you rather have a one night stand with someone who's really attractive or really good in bed?
and other assorted nonsense

Ep.19 Would You Have Sex With a Zombie Apr 24, 2020

Live from Dallas! (pre-quarantine)
Would you have sex with a zombie if it was the one cure to never become a zombie?
Would you rather fight a round with Mike Tyson or sound like him for the rest of your life?
Four years in jail or marrying your ex?

Ep.18 What kind of criminal would you be? Apr 07, 2020

In this quarantined episode we discuss.
Living a life of crime. Having to beautifully sing everything you say. How much of a wimp matt is.
... and other assorted nonsense.

Ep.17 Kissing Is Weird. Nov 21, 2019

Live from San Francisco we answer a bunch of questions that aren't necessarily hypothetical but get us thinking all the same...
Which romantic gesture do you believe is over-rated?
What have you been putting off for far to long?
What do you wish you cared less about?
How important is money to you?
If we came home from tour and we realized the house now has a ghost, how would we get rid of it?

Ep.16 How to Dispose Of Dead Body. Nov 12, 2019

Live from Seattle!
Would either of you ever pose for a nude life drawing art class? What poses would you do? (Remember you gotta hold the poses for a few minutes at a time)

How would you quickly dispose of a dead body in a hotel room?

If you could snap your fingers and make any one species go extinct, which species would you choose?

If Matt and Kim were a comic book instead of a band, what would the comic be about?

Would you rather never be able to play music again or never have sex again?

Ep. 15 Getting Punched In The Face for $10,000 Nov 05, 2019

Live from Minneapolis:
If your friend or partner got way too drunk and you were sharing a hotel room, where would you make them sleep? Would you still share a bed with their vomiting drunk ass, or make them sleep on the floor or in the tub?

What would you do if you realize you have been calling someone the wrong name (or pronouncing their name wrong) for years and they never corrected you?

If you came down with food poisoning during a flight, would you rather be vomiting or have diarrhea?

Given the opportunity again, would you play at an outdoor show in Minneapolis with subzero temperatures in January? (BTW, thanks for already doing that earlier this year!)

Ep.14 You Find Your Mom on a Dating App... Oct 24, 2019

Live from Royal Oak, MI we discuss such things as:
You witnessed a terrible crime and a Mexican drug cartel wants your ass dead. You are put into witness protection. They give you a choice of Alaska or Arkansas. Which do you choose? Also, you can't make music ever again. What would you get a job doing?
You friend tells you that they saw your mom on a dating website. Do you ask your mom? Or do you pimp her out to your single guy friends?
and other assorted nonsense

Ep.13 If Shaq was naked in your shower, would you call the cops? Sep 25, 2019

It's the first time we have a guest here on The Matt and Kim Podcast. Comedian and Writer Will Miles joins us to discuss such things as:
If you could get a great cheap house painter but he had to watch porn while he painted would you still hire him? and other assorted nonsense.

Ep.12 How Much $ To Shoot Porn In Your House? Sep 12, 2019

This week we discuss things like:
Would you live in "The Watcher" house?
How much would you have to be paid to have porn shot in your house?
What type of Furry would you be?
And other assorted nonsense.

Ep.11 Would You Eat Placenta? Sep 04, 2019

Would you stay with your partner if you found out they were a serial killer who only killed bad guys? (like Dexter)
What would you do if your partner wets the bed?
and other random nonsense...

Ep.10 Kim Tore Her ACL Again... and Sex Stuff Aug 27, 2019

First half we get a bit side tracked talking about how Kim tore her ACL again.
Then we continue in to our normal nonsense such as:
"What is the one sexual act you've always wanted to try but your partner would never let you?"

Ep.9 Relationship Test Aug 15, 2019

This week we go over hypothetical questions related to relationships.
If you had to kill 10 innocent people to save your partners life would you?
If i had a medical problem that made it so we couldn’t have sex would you still want to be with me?
If you can stop my face and body from ages would you or would you rather i grow old with you?
... and bunch more.

Ep.8 Only Perverts Would Want To Be Invisible Aug 06, 2019

Would you save 1 sibling or 4 strangers if a building was on fire?
Free unlimited massage, chauffeur, or cook pick one.
Would you eat human?
If you want your superpower to be invisible, you're probably a pervert.
... and other assorted nonsense

Ep.7 Weirdest Thing You Do When You're Alone Jul 31, 2019

What if you could change the sounds your body makes?
Worst job you ever had?
If the law required you to get a full body tattoo what what you get?
... and other assorted nonsense

Ep.6 What's a "Hot Sack?" Jul 24, 2019

In this week's episode we discuss:
Droppin heat in plastic bags VS in cups
Fighting a hundred horse sized ferrets or one ferret sized horse
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
and other general nonsense...

Ep.5 Drinking Cheetah Milk Jul 16, 2019

This week we discuss such things as: would you drink bat milk, monkey milk or cheetah milk? Would you want to be the first to make contact with the aliens? as well as other assorted nonsense that we take very seriously!

Ep.4 Scratchy Toilet Paper VS Uncomfortable Clothes Jul 10, 2019

In this episode we discuss:
If you needed to make 10,000 in one day or be killed how would you do it?
Would you rather an extra belly button, or extra nipple?
Would you rather use scratchy toilet paper or wear uncomfortable clothes for the rest of you life?
... and other assorted nonsense.

Ep.3 Fifteen years ago, where did you think you’d be now? Jun 24, 2019

This week we learned Kim should have skipped being in a band and opened the world's most successful bar.
We also discuss: 15 years ago, if we pictured our life now, what did we think it would be like?

Ep.2 You cheat on your partner just once, do you tell? Jun 17, 2019

* If you cheated on your partner just once in a drunken isolated incident... do you tell? If the situation was flipped would you want to know?
* If you had to post the bad as well as the good things about your life on social media, would it be more or less popular?
* If you could change your gender for a week, would anything change? Would you do anything different?

Ep.1 Pill that makes you smarter but less attractive. Jun 01, 2019

Would you take a pill that makes you 25 percent smarter but 25 percent less attractive? Would the world be better or worse if there was no crime? We ask ourselves these questions while Kim generally makes me uncomfortable with her answers.

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