The Luke and Pete Show

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A sexed up ET Sep 14, 2020

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Luke’s off gallivanting in Scotland! So for today’s episode, Pete is joined by Clash of the Titles’ host: Chris Tilly.

Consequently, there's a whole load of film chat, including dodgy K-Pax merchandise, 80s action classics and weird novel adaptations.

Also on this episode, Chris and Pete chat about the time Pete ate some mystery meat sent to him by a listener and the boys also discuss a piece of Russian facial recognition software that Pete’s been using…

The emails have been flooding in! Including one from Laura, who went to extreme lengths to watch a World Cup game in 1998. Hit us up at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com to get involved!

Make sure you check out Chris’ podcast, Clash of the Titles. You can find them on Twitter at @clashpod!

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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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A fare skipper banged to rights Sep 11, 2020

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Pete’s been caught red-handed skipping train fares and Luke’s got a story about a suspicious looking sandwich being mistaken for heroin.

Also on today’s show: school nurses, a cherub getting a particularly unsavoury body graft and niche movie merchandise.

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Liquid nitrogen in a Yakult Sep 07, 2020

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On today’s episode, we’re talking about the work of John Cage, what makes a good roast dinner and why Pete is not to be trusted with the company credit card under any circumstances.

Also on today’s show, we’ve got an email from a listener who swallowed his wedding ring and is desperately clinging to the Luke and Pete Show for guidance.

All that, as well as Clapham Junction, pregnancy tests and a church organ.

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Fry us an egg, mate Sep 03, 2020

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Welcome to Thursday's edition of The Luke and Pete Show. Your hosts, er, Luke and Pete obviously, are here to entertain you for half an hour or so to help you procrastinate, delay the inevitable, or see you through your commute/run. Yeah, we see you. We know exactly what you're up to.

On today's episode we take time to pay tribute to the great Chadwick Boseman after he sadly passed away over the weekend, we debate the best and worst office practices, and we hear about a novel way of frying an egg in the Arizona desert. All that and much more, including your emails on another all-new, all free Luke and Pete Show. Don't miss it!

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Breakbeat rewind Aug 31, 2020

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Welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Our two eponymous villains are here once again to run the rule over whatever takes their fancy on the world's least-focused podcast.

This week, Luke bought a piece of old hardware from his mate at a train station and as a result has suffered a couple of electric shocks. It's almost as if Pete is a bad influence on him. There's also talk of a rave in Thetford Forest that Pete *did not* organise despite reports to the contrary, and with the help of a listener we debate the benefits of the technology on display in the movie Aliens.

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A victim of a milky hate crime Aug 27, 2020

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Today’s episode is quite the menagerie - Luke and Pete hear news on the baby gorilla born at Bristol Zoo and we talk about a Greenland shark who’s lived for almost four hundred years.

Plus, we’ve got a discussion about a Satanic peadophile death cult, Luke has some info on the Japanese credit card crisis, Pete tells a story about the Ninja Museum and we hear from a listener who got in some real trouble on his trip to Death Valley!

The emails we’re getting at the moment are top tier, keep them coming! It’s hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.

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A few too many red flags Aug 24, 2020

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On perhaps the most mental Luke and Pete Show to date, there’s a nose and ear trimmer live on the show and Pete’s boasting about the A* he achieved in RE GCSE.

There’s also a whole load of Jackass nostalgia, a rant about school and an email about someone who’s been to Death Valley!

Plus, there’s an excellent neon sign which has been spotted in Cambodia and a lot of bitching about Stakhanov’s fine employees.

It’s all over the place today, just how it should be! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.

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Not much of a sweater Aug 20, 2020

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It’s a Thursday, which means another serving of nonsense from the Luke and Pete Show! This week, Pete’s playing with fire by recording semi-nude and Luke’s giving some love to Ronnie O’Sullivan. Strap in folks, it’s going to be a weird one.

Also on this episode, we hear from a concussed pilot, Pete’s squaring up to Alison Hammond and Luke reveals what he has in common with er…. Prince Andrew…?

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On top of a great white shark Aug 17, 2020

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On today’s show we’re talking about wildlings, the woeful ending of Game of Thrones and cannibalism.

Also on this episode, Pete goes through some of the drunk texts he sent over the weekend and we hear an incredible story about an Australian man who jumped off his surf board, onto a shark.

We then read an email from a listener who’s had an unfortunate mishap with the mute button during a work meeting. Also, we hear from Hasan, whose PE teacher was a Premier League linesman.

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A munch on dog food Aug 13, 2020

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On today’s episode, we talk about some strippers who performed in a very unexpected setting, a translation mishap from a brewery and something unusual someone did with their beard hair.

Later, we also hear an unfortunate childhood poo story from a listener and Pete admits he’s been known to have a nibble on dog food. Dreadful.

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