The Luke and Pete Show

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Just a dad, down the pub, doing a Wordle Jun 23, 2022

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Can you believe that pubs used to close, for a few hours, in the middle of the afternoon? How would the kids (and dads) of today cope…

Speaking of dads, the lads give us a long-overdue dad update on today’s show (Papa Moore’s bench-making pursuits are thriving) and we also get another update from our resident steel erector. It’s good stuff!

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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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Another million lost Jun 20, 2022

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What do the people who go on Love Island and Question Time have in common? That is the question Pete is answering on today’s show and the fact he doesn’t respect them is only one part of it…

Elsewhere, Luke FINALLY reads the email about motorcycle greetings and a listener tells us about an interesting meeting he had with Paul Daniels in a toilet.

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Hold on to your hands Jun 16, 2022

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Pete started watching Stanger Things from series 4. A classic renegade move from Donaldson.

Today, we hear what it is like to play life-sized Monopoly and discuss THAT duet between Michael Ball and Captain Tom. Two things that have further damaged Luke’s faith in modern society. To top things off, Pete tells us what could be his most unbelievable story to date!

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Metallica nativity Jun 13, 2022

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Why is everyone in Essex good at football? That was the difficult lesson Pete learned when trying to save penalties while dressed as the Queen…

Elsewhere, Luke finally shares the story of the baby born at a Metallica concert and we hear more tales about pathological small-town liars in the email section.

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Saturday scallop fever Jun 09, 2022

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Are you ready for the ultimate Luke and Pete Show pivot?

On today’s show, we go from dissecting the deepest darkest issues of UK politics to hearing what Pete has in common with scallops faster than you can say "Boris Johnson". Elsewhere our mission to find new players in our battery database gets interrupted as we learn all about electric whistles.

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Welcome to Luton Jun 06, 2022

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Planes are the order of the day on today’s show! We’re discussing two aviation-themed Youtube pranks that ended up with… well, pretty different results.

Elsewhere, we hear how someone with no flying experience successfully landed a plane and a listener explains how two men received two superb nicknames: Maverick and Goose.

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Legalise the Planet of the Apes Jun 02, 2022

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We’ve got a bonus bank holiday, baby! In amongst the revelry of a four-day weekend though, we spare a thought for The Pope. Like... how do you think he is currently spending his time?

Once that's been digested, we hear about Luke’s curious TikTok habits and Pete tells us how he intends to celebrate the Queen’s Jubilee.

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Introducing... The Joe Marler Show - About Funeral Directors Jun 01, 2022

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We’re back to recommend another podcast we think you’ll love!

Joe Marler may be an England rugby player, but his podcast is not just another rugby podcast. The Joe Marler Show is all about learning what other people do for a living. As you can imagine, this will be great for Pete as a chef can finally tell him how to fix his culinary crimes. Maybe a tattoo artist can even tell him how to finally cover up some of that embarrassing body ink...

But on today’s show, we’re learning all about funeral directors for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner!

If you enjoy this episode, make sure to search for “The Joe Marler Show” on your podcast app and hit subscribe!

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The 9 things that make you a juggalo May 30, 2022

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What would Pete be like if he was a juggalo? That's the unexpected proposition Luke is considering on today’s show!

We then discuss acceptable theatre etiquette and offer up another Luke and Pete Show review of the latest documentary series we've managed to watch. Plus, Luke’s cat makes another guest appearance!

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#Lads behaviour May 26, 2022

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Luke’s got an idea for a new TV show. And if we're being brutally honest... it’s not actually that bad.

We then hear about some #lads behaviour as Luke’s former football team has recently been on tour and we continue on our quest to find new players for our big battery database.

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