The Luke and Pete Show

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King Herald of Hammertime Jan 16, 2023

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Pete’s New Year’s resolution no. 387: Get into running. Today, we hear all about how he is approaching the task with a predictable amount of chaotic energy.

Elsewhere, a listener is ready to join our revolution against Wayfair after having a nightmarish experience while buying a sofa and we receive an update on our friend Herald who brought a hammer to Christmas.

Want to join the revolution? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.

The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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Chewie and the floater Jan 12, 2023

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Pete’s New Year’s resolutions keep coming! His latest one requires him to spend a predictable amount of time on his own in a dark room…

Elsewhere, Luke gets a taste of his own medicine while trying to sell some furniture online and we sympathise with a listener that likes to chew sponges.

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Dads of the world unite Jan 09, 2023

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Pete's made his new years resolution - just a week late - and it turns out that KSI and Logan Paul are now quaking in their boots...

Elsewhere, Pete gives a potential untrustworthy film recommendation and Luke opens up a consumer advice service after he has a run-in with a major department store.

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What’s a walrus doing in that bin? Jan 05, 2023

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A walrus ended Scarborough’s New year celebrations in a shockingly explicit way. Not a good omen for the year ahead.

To start 2023 off on a better note, the Battery Daddies kick off another year of reviewing cells by reading out our Christmas Day submissions! Pete also goes to war with all Scandinavian bands from the 90s.

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The bum squad Jan 02, 2023

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Happy new year! Luke and Pete kick off 2023 with a tight eight minutes on rug doctors, obviously…

And just as we think this year can’t get any better, we hear about a man who got a WWI bomb stuck up his bum and we ask AI to predict what the new year has in store for the lads.

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The Fiat 3 Trillion Dec 29, 2022

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Pete's fed up of Luke's quaint highlights of the year, so today, the gloves are off as we complete our review of 2022.

Elsewhere, Pete declares that his Fiat 500 is the world’s first three trillion dollar car and the lads also discover it’s possible to feel emotion towards a piece of tech on the surface of Mars.

Thank you from Luke, Pete and the whole of the Stak team for all your support throughout 2022. We'll be back in 2023 where we will continue to make many more shows for you to enjoy.

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Another year in the simulation Dec 26, 2022

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Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, the roof of the O2 ripping off and erm, Liz Truss… These are just a few of the mental things that have happened this year.

Today, Luke has prepared a game to take Pete through the highlights and lowlights of another unprecedented year in the simulation. Strap in!

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A pair of festive rats - Christmas special pt.2 Dec 22, 2022

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Today’s a great day for rats, as listener Louise delivers some good news on whether Pete should buy his mum one for Christmas.

Elsewhere, we read your festive traditions, which include some top-tier dad behaviour, and we applaud anyone who wants to spend Christmas swinging a hammer about having pissed their pants.

Have a great Christmas! Love from The Luke and The Pete.

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Beware of the Yule Lads - Christmas special pt.1 Dec 19, 2022

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Christmas is just around the corner. As the preparations ramp up make sure you DO NOT drink that two-litre bottle of Fanta that has been bought for Christmas day.

Elsewhere, we hear about a man that has found the baby Jesus in a pack of Revels and Luke educates Pete about some of the weirdest and most wonderful Christmas traditions from around the world.

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Project spooky boy Dec 15, 2022

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Feeling the cold this winter but also worried about the cost of living? Buy yourself an aga... apparently.

Elsewhere, we plan our move into meme consultancy and pay homage to local radio in our own unique way.

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