The Luke and Pete Show

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Euro train porno Jul 29, 2024

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Luke declares his love for Mongolian throat singing as they discuss the weird but wonderful Nordic folk band, Heilung. Elsewhere, Pete is certain that European train pornography marked the birth of the internet.

Plus, Luke confesses he has to do yet another driving awareness course!

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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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What a time! Jul 25, 2024

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Is laughing the most effective way to disarm one of the world’s biggest threats to democracy?

The lads dive into American history, from the assassination attempt on Trump, to Pete confusing Thomas Edison for a Founding Father.

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Imodium diaries Jul 22, 2024

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Luke’s crowned himself a born hustler after his recent forays into the world of Facebook Marketplace. Elsewhere, Pete tells us how his nan stole Churchill’s thunder with a bassinet full of babies.

Plus, has Sammy shit on the floor in sympathy for Donny’s week of having the runs?

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Dr. Dodgy Jul 18, 2024

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Pete tried to get his teeth whitened in Soho but was forced to watch James Bond instead… Luke’s certain that he did not go to a real dentist.

Plus, as if their love for wearable tech wasn’t nerdy enough, Pete’s in disbelief when Luke informs him of Maplin’s reincarnation.

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Wall Fish Emporium Jul 15, 2024

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In an effort to out-alpha him, Pete's dog Sammy rubbed his empty ball sack on Pete’s head at 3am. Lola got involved too by pissing in the bed. But Donny’s just happy the gang’s all together.

Elsewhere, Luke questions the ethics of a snail harvesting business.

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The muse of all muses Jul 11, 2024

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Luke likens Donny to Marlon Brando as Pete declares himself a muse of theatre. Luke then reflects on his amateur theatre days and questions why he was so afraid to audition for the lead role in Smike the musical.

Elsewhere, they decide it’s time to talk about the declining use of newspapers in fish and chip shops.

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Ocean poop Jul 08, 2024

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Pete ponders what compels a man to solo travel the Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, Luke discusses his experience on a speed awareness course and says his biggest takeaway is that most people are pretty thick…

Plus, Pete’s fascinated by the concept of electrocution.

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Ball crushing stilettos Jul 04, 2024

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Luke teaches hungover Pete how to impress people with his ability to convert celsius to fahrenheit. Meanwhile, Donny worries about the taxman and Luke suggests some solutions - but all of them involve a time machine. Not very helpful...

Plus, Pete finds his Only Fans angle.

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Tops off, let's kiss Jul 01, 2024

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Luke admits he finally gets the whole alcohol-free beer thing, while Pete starts a fight club the moment the partner he has access to goes on a girls trip.

Plus, Pete tells his own parable of Abraham carrying him through the waves.

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Orgasmic Hi-Fi Jun 27, 2024

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This week, Luke’s haunted by Mexican maracas and Pete doesn’t think ramming a cow with a police car is a big deal. Elsewhere, Luke brags about his hi-fi equipment which is music to Pete’s ears - to say the least!

Plus Pete gets giddy about his very own battery submission.

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