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'The Mandalorian: Chapter 5 - The Gunslinger' NON SPOILER Review - SEN LIVE #23 Dec 06, 2019

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On today's episode Kristian is joined by Winston A Marshall, Brett Sheridan and Ben Goddard to discuss the newest episode of The Mandalorian "The Gunslinger"!! WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mulan Trailer Review - SEN LIVE #22 Dec 05, 2019

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On today's episode Kristian is joined by Kate Mulligan, RB3, Ben Goddard, and special guests Alex Marzona and Bonnie Somerville!! We talk Mulan trailer, JJ talks more Episode 9 and Kristian reviews Bombshell!!! WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Alex Marzona is in the building-2:20 Bonnie Somerville is in the building-3:00 Kristians mom critiques the show-5:20 Pacino is in the building-10:20 Ben and Kate love Each other-16:00 Rb3 gets in trouble-21:00 Kate and Bonnie are in love-24:30 Oscar Winning Performances in 2019-25:50 Bonnie and Kate kissing for charity?-29:40 Bonnie on the Schmoedown-33:20 Ok boomer meme is alive?!?-34:40 Which is worse bagels or chips?-37:00 What movie do you watch when you're sick?-41:50 Alex Marzona music update-48:00 Chip song-54:00 Tom is a schmoedown animal!-59:15 Dating advice from Kate-1:01:00 Bonnie gets asked the HARD questions-1:04:50 Big news with bonnie!-1:08:20 Baby Yoda not being shipped until may-1:13:00 Trip down Schmoes memory lane-1:15:30 RB3 is the GOAT-1:18:10 First theater movie-1:20:10 Worst bomb in comedy?-1:27:30 Mulan trailer review News-1:33:00 More Snyder cut hard news-1:39:50 Kristian's BOMBSHELL review-1:42:40 Pacino is back!!!-1:48:20 Favreau said he's gonna connext Mandalorian-1:50:20 Best road trip songs-1:54:30 Any startup comedy advice-1:58:20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

James Bond: No Time To Die Trailer Review and Thoughts - SEN LIVE #21 Dec 04, 2019

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On today's episode Kristian is joined by Brett Sheridan, Ben Goddard, David Michael Frank and special guests Andrew Ghai and Bobby Finstock! We talk James Bond trailer, new Apes movies and the Schmedown teams tournament finals happen this FRIDAY!!! WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Andrew Ghai in the building-4:50 Dagnino in the building-6:00 Dagnino is a piece of work-8:00 Schmoebot is on!!!-10:20 Driving in the rain in LA-12:00 Kristian's friend is wild-15:30 Cast iron gate 3.0-18:00 Bobby Gucci update-19:15 Bateman farts up the place-23:50 Ghai got hit with a chair-28:00 Action Guys stream for Dollface-33:00 Gerard Depardieu update-36:40 What fight would you want to go to?-38:00 Patreon exclusives for 2020-41:20 Spectacular is gonna be wild!-43:30 Different trolls get different voices-47:30 Loony Bin never breaks character-53:15 Maximus vs Achilles-54:30 How many characters does Gucci have-59:00 Schmoedown draft rules-59:50 Two truths and a lie with Gucci-1:03:00 Daddy don't slap me-1:05:00 Who was the best heel in the Schmoedown-1:07:00 What did you think of the new Bond trailer-1:10:30 Film Negative-1:17:30 Planet of the Apes is back!-1:20:20 Aladdin can't get an audition?-1:25:40 Brett reviews Crisis on Infinite Earths-1:30:00 Shyamalan is getting weirder and darker?!?-1:32:15 Star Wars hotel is coming!-1:35:00 Schmoebot is back on!-1:36:30 Who's the boss vs The Family (spoilers)-1:37:00 Schmoedown draft order (spoilers over)-1:43:30 Eric is the best promo guy-51:10 Finstock doin Arnold-1:52:00 Favorite movie score-1:57:30 Wrestling Schmoedown match-2:01:30 How do you cook a steak-1:06:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Black Widow Trailer & Rian Johnson Wants to Direct an Episode of The Mandalorian - SEN LIVE #20 Dec 03, 2019

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On today's episode Kristian is joined by Brett Sheridan, Kate Mulligan, RB3, Ben Goddard and special guests Ben Bateman and Mark Ellis. We will talk about the new teaser trailer for Black Widow, Rian Johnson saying he would like to direct an episode of The Mandalorian, and The Spectacular preview. WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Star Wars arcade game-4:00 Schmoedown ranking teams-7:20 Mandalorian Chapter 4-11:20 Is it wrong to fart in the car?-13:40 Ben Bateman is the worst farter-16:00 Brett rants are the best-19:40 Schmoedown draft talk-21:00 What draft is Bagel Boy goin-24:00 Moms shouldn't watch this-26:30 Clarke Wolfe big moments-28:30 It's Christmas time!!-30:20 Is Chapter 4 filler-31:00 More Irishman talk-34:00 Rian Johnson Directing mandalorian-36:00 Potato shortage is a real problem-47:40 Worst movies of 2019-51:50 Schmoedown characters change?-55:00 Favorite score-59:15 Mark Ellis in the building!-1:01:40 Who doesn't love mark Ellis-1:04:30 Black Widow Trailer-1:07:40 Ellis answers the big questions-1:10:30 Billie Eilish doesn't know Van Halen-1:13:30 Ellis rants are the best-1:18:30 Bateman and Ghai are the worst-1:23:20 Vacation in the Star Wars universe-1:29:30 Loony Bin on the come up-1:31:00 Is Rian Johnson funny?-1:36:00 What record should become a musical-1:38:00 Where is R2D2?!?!-1:40:30 Ellis vs Murrel (Spectacular talk)-1:47:00 Underrated Director-1:51:00 Kate rants a lot-1:53:30 Superchat questions!-1:56:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Batman a Superhero? Robert Pattinson Says No - SEN LIVE #19 Dec 02, 2019

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On today's episode Kristian is joined by Kate Mulligan, RB3, Ben Goddard, Brett Sheridan and special guest CLARKE WOLFE!! We will talk about that Watchmen episode, is Batman a Superhero and Pete Davidson makes fans sign an NDA with a penalty of 1,000,000 bucks. WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Clarke Wolfe is in the building!-2:30 There's just too much stuff to watch-4:50 Its starting already-6:00 Thanksgiving catch up-8:00 Does Clarke miss ATL?-13:00 What did Kate do for Thanksgiving?-17:00 The Schmoebot is on!-20:40 DC Doesn't know what to do with Superman-22:40 Clarke almost was a heel?-25:20 Kristian's thanksgiving-30:00 Chance for Philly Schmoedown-32:40 Who does Clarke enjoy watching in the Schmoedown?-36:00 Thoughts on the Irishman?-40:20 Clarke has beaten everyone?-46:30 Who would Clarke want to manage?-49:30 Spectacular news!-52:40 How did Clarke get her name?-55:15 How do you cope with depression?-57:20 Kate makes a looooong parallel-1:03:20 Foreign films in Schmoedown-1:05:40 Should Favreau-Filoni tag team Star Wars?-1:08:00 Mandalorian Chapter 4 review-1:09:30 Is Batman a superhero?-1:12:00 Pete Davidson NDA-1:19:00 Keanu Reeves is just too lovable-1:35:30 Box office update-1:38:00 ET Commercial "sequel"-1:41:00 RB3 Watchmen thoughts-1:42:20 Schmoebot is back on-1:45:00 Clarkes take on the Paddington Challenge-1:47:20 Becoming a Schmoedown celebrity-1:53:30 Daniel Brühl directing?-1:57:30 Is ATL traffic worse than LA traffic?-1:58:50 Clarke on Managing in the Schmoedown-1:59:45 Bateman vs Bibbs who does Clarke have?-2:01:00 Andrew Dimalanta is a cheater!-2:07:40 What do you do when you bomb?-2:09:30 What's the last movie that made you laugh?-1:12:40 Will Kristian ever watch THE THING?-2:15:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Birds of Prey and The Suicide Squad Will Be Rated R - SEN LIVE #18 Nov 27, 2019

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On today's episode Kristian is joined by Brett Sheridan, Ben Goddard, RB3 and Winston Marshall!! We talk about more rated R DC movies? MCCLUNKY! November 27 Time Stamps Kate and Winston have a secret handshake-2:20 Cast iron gate-4:10 Kristians daughter is a baby adult-8:00 Winston pees outside is own house-9:40 Schmoebot is on-12:40 Family vs Paddington 2 spoilers-14:30 Tiny Hustlers movie review-20:00 Replace a movie characters with muppet-21:30 Schmoedown Spectacular news!-29:50 Ben is a bagel thief and gets thrown under the bus-31:50 Advice for starting a business-35:00 RB3 gets toasted-38:00 We have the best fans-43:00 RB3 admits cast iron defeat-47:00 Favorite cooking shows-47:50 Is Magic Kingdom movie gone?-50:50 Kristian Hated Guardians 2-54:20 SEN Thanksgiving dinner?-57:15 Why aren't there any good live action anime shows?-1:01:40 Arnold as the Mandalorian-1:06:20 What movies has shaped who we are?-1:07:40 What if Brett was a Schmoedown Champ-1:12:00 Kate loves Brett-1:16:30 DC Going R rated?-1:18:40 Elizabeth Banks directing/starring Invisible Woman-1:25:20 "The Fugitive" remake in the works-1:28:00 The show completely derails-1:32:00 Star Wars Fallen Order-1:39:30 Marriage Story review by RB3 and Kristian-1:43:00 Just click the timestamp-1:50:30 Star Wars expectations-1:52:20 Kristian and Kate are one person-1:57:00 Who do you want to cameo in mandalorian-2:03:00 WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JJ Says Palpatine Was Always In The Plan Since The Force Awakens - SEN LIVE #17 Nov 26, 2019

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On today's episode Kristian is joined by Brett Sheridan, Ben Goddard, RB3 and SINEAD DEVRIES! We talk about JJ Abrams confirming Palpatine was always in the plan for Ep 9, could Superman show up in the Black Adam movie and is Tom Cruise too old for Jack Reacher? MCCLUNKY! Time Codes for today! Sinead is back! Thanksgiving plans-1:00 Cast iron gate begins-2:00 Sinead's son is a little terror!-7:00 Dolemite is hilarious-10:00 Brett is living in the past!-14:00 Should video game movies be made-17:00 Kevin Spacey comeback-18:20 Schmoebot is on!-19:10 Is baby yoda a clone?-21:00 What's the deal with ewoks!?!-24:30 1 on 1 with Kristian coming back?-29:00 Is WILLOW coming back?-32:20 ROAD TO PERDITION-36:00 Brett Explains Cast Iron to us dummies-38:00 Whos gonna Finish fallen order first?!-43:40 Mark Ellis in the building!!-48:10 Mark Ellis hates the Schmoebot more than ever-53:00 Kong vs Godzilla pushed back-56:00 JJ said Palpatine was planned all along-1:02:00 Sinead has major RBF-1:07:30 Deborah Chow is the Star Wars captain now-1:09:00 What muppet would you eat-1:12:00 Baby Yoda merch update-1:15:00 DC movie news-1:16:00 Mark just derails Kristian-1:20:50 What DC film should JJ Abrams direct?-1:21:50 Should Superman be in Black Adam-1:24:00 Lee Childs says Tom Cruise is too old for action-1:25:20 The Schmoebot is back-1:29:45 Will the Mandalorian train baby yoda?-1:32:30 Which comedy is better?-1:37:00 What ending ruined a movie for you-1:40:00 When is Bibbs comin on the show?-1:48:00 Is Disney ruining Star Wars-1:50:00 WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sacha Baron Cohen Goes After Facebook & Other Social Media Platforms HARD! - SEN LIVE #16 Nov 25, 2019

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On today's episode Kristian is joined by Brett Sheridan, Kate Mulligan, Ben Goddard, David Michael Frank and the infamous KAISER! We talk about Tim Miller on James Cameron, more Mandalorian and Sacha Baron Cohen goes hard after Facebook and other social media platforms. WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

'The Mandalorian: Chapter 3 - The Sin' NON SPOILER Review - SEN LIVE #15 Nov 22, 2019

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On today's episode Kristian is joined by Kate Mulligan, RB3, Ben Goddard and Brett Sheridan. They review The Mandalorian episode 3 NON SPOILER and wow what an episode it was!!! We also cover Ben Affleck's new movie as a director and Al Pacino and Harrison Ford have tv shows coming out. WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Favreau and Filoni To Have Larger Role On The Star Wars Films?! - SEN LIVE #14 Nov 21, 2019

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On today's show, Kristian is joined by Winston Marshall, RB3, Ben Goddard and special guests Josh Robert Thompson and Mike Kalinowski! We talk about Filoni and Favreau to have larger role in the Star Wars films? Robocop has a new director/writer and what's going on with that Joker sequel?! Josh Robert Thompson intro-2:15 Mike is fed up-3:15 George Lucas shows up-4:30 Obama vs Goldblum-6:20 Josh Robert Thompsons origins-7:50 Arnold talks to Arnold-8:30 Kate calls in-10:00 Holly Hunter vs Jeff Goldblum-11:00 schmoebot is on!-14:00 Schmoedown questions-16:00 Goldblum vs Busey-17:40 Baby Yoda talk-22:30 Things get hectic-23:50 George Lucas meets Dumbledore-25:30 Lucas loved the deep fake-27:00 A lot of celebrities talk about The Avengers-30:00 Josh has some weaknesses?-35:30 Mike loves the schmoebot-39:30 Josh big break-40:15 Rocha and Dorina want Mike-44:00 Less known impressions-45:15 Dealing with online people-46:20 Favreau and Filoni taking Star Wars?-50:30 RB3 never gets mad-1:02:20 Spectacular promo-1:04:30 Who would you want as your next Star Wars Director-1:08:00 Robocop update-1:12:50 JOKER sequel update-1:18:00 Apple movie cut off of AFI Fest-1:23:00 George Lucas interrupts spielberg-1:25:30 Jeff Goldblum explains what the force is-1:27:30 Arnold/obama/deniro-1:30:00 Schmoedown Schmoebot-1:33:00 Is mike doing a Star was Division-1:35:50 Arnold ASMR is back-1:39:30 Would Winston draft mike if he loses?-1:41:00 What'd you guys think of THE BOYS-1:43:20 Deep fake roundtable talk-1:48:30 Acting trials and tribulations-1:51:20 Goldblum explains where babies come from-1:53:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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