The Jupiter Boys

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141: Hunting Humane | The Poop Campaign Sep 29, 2018

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I didn't even mean to make the title of this episode rhyme, it just did.

First, Quinn wants to talk about the ways we can make the animal sports (hunting, fishing, etc.) more humane and maybe even good for the animals... by putting grafitti on them.

Then, Jim wants to talk about ways that the little political parties can get an edge against the mainstream parties with a little creative campaigning.

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140 Feat. BRob: Dick Wrasslin' | Sandwich Lube | White People Nonsense Sep 22, 2018

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Hey everyone, we're mega-stoked to have BRob from the RANDOM RAMBLINGS WITH ROB PODCAST on the show this week!

Rob has been a long-time friend of the show and we've even been on an episode of his that you can check out here.

On today's episode, we make a Rob sandwich out of Boy bread.

First, Jim wants to talk about making a wrestling persona for him and Quinn and Rob tells the boys about a very special wrestler who fights people... with his dick.

Then, Rob wants to talk about what kind of spin-offs we'd want to make.

Then, Quinn caps everything off with a history corner where he talks about some crazy white person nonsense.

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139: Present Day Middle Earth | Crankin' For Jesus Sep 15, 2018

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Hey everyone. Welcome back to one of the worst podcasts in existence. And we say that with love.

First, Quinn wants to talk about what Middle Earth would look like if it was actually just regular Earth... and present day.

Then, Jim wants to talk about his newfound Christianity and his solution to the problem of people making orgasms without babies.
PS. It's a bit. He's the same godless hedonist you know and love.

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138: Hyrule Kinksters | Brew-piter Boys - Wax It Sideways Sep 08, 2018

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Alright listen, we gotta be quick because I've hired a monkey by-the-hour and he's on the clock.

First, Quinn wants to talk about the most fuckable Legend of Zelda characters. Then, Jim wants to talk about brewing a batch of beer so tasty, even a non-beer-drinker like Quinn will enjoy it.

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137: Quinn's History Corner - The 1855 Clown-Firefighter Brawl | The Grab Bag Sep 02, 2018

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Boy howdy you 'turds. I say that with love.

First, Quinn wants to talk about an actual Clown vs Firefighter brawl from history.
Then, Jim wants to talk about a bit about every topic in a new collection called The Grab Bag.

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136: Steven Spielberg Fucked His Lawyer | 'Bate Surplus: Cereal Rimjob Aug 26, 2018

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Howdy folks. First, Quinn wants to talk about Shark Week and he wants to rebrand sharks.

Then, we talk about the best non-porn, emergency 'bate materials.

A section of this episode went kinda funky with the audio. Turns out, my microphone was like 60% plugged in. It's only for a minute or two of the recording. Sorry!

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135: School of the FUTURE! | We Hit Our 'Bate Quota Aug 18, 2018

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Welcome back Jupiturds. We're so sorry we left you alone in the eternal void of our silence. We're back now and we're not gonna let them hurt you. On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about what school is going to look like in the FUTURE. Probably dangerous and awful. Then, Jim wants to talk about 'batin' because it's Twenty-Bate-Teen. We hit our 'bate quota.

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134 Feat. Deepu Gill: Dream Cult | Quinn's Movie Bits: Revenge of the Tauntauns Jul 28, 2018

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Holy cow. We're so stoked to have had DEEPU GILL on the show this week. Deepu is the other half of the HACKTHOUGHT podcast. Deepu stops by to talk about dream cults and then gets sucked into Quinn's movie bits.

Please don't sleep on the Hackthought Podcast; it's so fucking good and you should listen to it now.

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133: Eat The Dick Shroom | Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 3 Jul 21, 2018

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Let's be honest, this one is exactly as weird as it sounds. First, Jim wants to talk about going to the doctor and making yourself look less 'sick' and more 'cooler than a motherfucker.' Then, Quinn launches into everyone's favourite movie-themed podcast within a podcast.

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132 Feat. Mike Fallek: Rapid Rather Round 5! | Hacktopic - Let's Start A Cult (for real) Jul 14, 2018

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Jupiturds, we're so fucking excited to have MIKE FALLEK from HACKTHOUGHT: LET'S START A CULT on the show this week.

First, Quinn wants to dip into the rapid rather rapids and Mike takes the game very, VERY seriously. Then, Jim wants to take up the false advertising in Mike's show's title and wants to talk about starting a real, actual cult.

Thanks again to the very gracious and awesome Mike Fallek, please go check out his show at your earliest convenience. It's funny as fuck and Quinn and I both love it.

HACKTHOUGHT: LET'S START A CULT

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