The Jupiter Boys

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169: Rapid Rather Round 7 | Sensory Sacrifice May 18, 2019

Show notes

Welcome back to another episode of your most, least, worst, favourite podcast.

Quinn wants to do a bunch of rapid rathers. Then Jim wants to talk about giving up certain sensory stimuli for other sensory stimuli. It's STIMULATING BITCHES.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes, life gives you a gentle kiss on the bottom. Pucker back.

168: Dog vs. Cat - The Ultimate (Completely Biased) Showdown | POWERMOTORSPORTS Vroom! May 11, 2019

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First, Quinn wants to talk about whether Dogs or Cats are truly superior. And since he's been a lifelong dog owner/lover, it's a shit show right off the bat. Then, Jim wants to talk about the strange appeal of motorsports.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: A new, squirming pimple is just going to distract from your redness.

167: Forgetiquette | ASMR'nt You Glad You Listened? May 04, 2019

Show notes

Welcome back to another edition of the universe's least influential show: The Jupiter Boys.

First, Quinn wants to destroy some old school traditional etiquette. It doesn't go super well.

Then, Jim wants to force Quinn to listen to some ASMR, featuring:

ASMR Glow - ASMR Intense Ear Relaxation 2 (Layered sounds, Scalp massage, wet mouth sounds, mic scratching)

Karuna Satori - ASMR UNINTELLIGIBLE | Magic Makeup Role Play

FrivolousFox ASMR - ASMR | 2LB LOLLIPOP LICKING

Ephemeral Rift - A Meal with a Friend (ASMR)

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The magic hides behind the rosebush.

166: Service Seduction/Shutdown | Battle Dildos (Battildos) Apr 28, 2019

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In this one, Jim wants to talk about shooting your shot with someone in the service industry (and how those servers can defend those shots). Then, Quinn wants to talk about how wearable tech is being squandered.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com
Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com
Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com
Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys
Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter
Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: You'll be dead someday, so get quilting.

165: Let's Give A Hand To Handjobs | Bug Buffet 3 - Cricket To The Limit Apr 06, 2019

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Welcome back. This one's a hell of an episode.

First, Jim wants to give handjobs their due and take blowjobs down a notch. Then, Quinn has sourced some Salt and Vinegar Crickets, so guess what! The boys are eating bugs again.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sing until your toes itch.

164 - Mike Fallek's Still Here! : Quinn's Switcheroo | What *is* Art? Mar 31, 2019

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Oh boy we're excited that Mike Fallek from the Hackthought podcast is still with us. It's an unprecedented double appearance and boy howdy we had fun.

First, Quinn wants to talk about pulling a Freaky Friday on members of disparate social classes and moral standings. Then, Jim wants to pretentiously ask Mike about ART.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: May your love soar on the wings of farts.

163: RAPID RATHER - Mike Fallek Edition Mar 23, 2019

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One of our favourite people is back to expand our minds with some rapid rather. Settle in for a bumpy ride, folks.

Mike Fallek is half of the Hackthought Podcast and you should check them out ASAP.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Why is there no dog-flavoured yogurt?

162: Travel Troubles | Ol' Blistery Lips Mar 16, 2019

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Howdy Jupiturds, and welcome to the Internet's shittiest podcast.

First, Quinn wants to talk about the intense anxiety he feels when he travels and wonders if there's anything that can be done to abate it. Then, Jim wants to talk about taking advertising and making it absolutely awful for everyone.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you gotta go, talk to a lawyer or at least a bird expert.

161: Nipplemania | Haiku (Bless You) Mar 09, 2019

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Hey folks, welcome and mind the gap.

On this week's episode, Jim wants to sexy up the classic game show Jeopardy, and Quinn wants to spit some mad haiku. Get yourself ready for this one. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Wings of snot are sticky and not fun.

160: The Heavenly Haircut | Magic Movie Music Mar 02, 2019

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There's double alliteration!!

That's how you know this one is going to be a piece of shit.

First, Jim wants to talk about how haircuts are weird and uncomfortable and we should make them better. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the history of movie soundtracks and then he wants to rate em. AS YOU DO.

We buried the lede because we also extend a very important invitation to Derf and Deets.

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Theme Music - Christo Graham

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THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When one finger wiggles, the whole face cries.