The Jupiter Boys

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080: Terrible, Terrible Impressions | Cribs Tour of Earth Jul 02, 2017

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Hey you Jupiturds! Welcome to another episode. Gather in close to listen to your favourite brothers.

First, Quinn wants to know what impressions the boys do the worst... it's exactly as bad as it sounds. Then, Jim wants to know what Quinn would show his alien brothers of Earth given only 24 hours. Like a Cribs tour of Earth.

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079: Double Tenetration | Mortal Nemeses Jun 24, 2017

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First, we talk about how you want your cadaver to be treated. Then, Quinn wants to know how Jim would vanquish his nemesis.

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078: Disney Bone List | Yuge Trump Deaths Jun 17, 2017

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Hey Jupiturds!

First, Quinn wants to talk about the most bangable Disney babes.

Then, Jim wants to list the best possible ways for Trump to die.

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Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

077: Bieber Shade | Fact-ory Jun 17, 2017

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Hey Jupanity!

Better late than never, right? First, Jim wants to talk about how Bieber literally drags Selena in Love Yourself and how that's the most savage thing ever.

Then Quinn wants to talk about facts... even though he has very few.

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076: Some Kind of Heaven | Porn Logic Jun 03, 2017

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Hey y'all Jupiturds, welcome to another episode of THE JUPITER BOYS!

First, Quinn wants to talk about those twists in art where the everybody turns out to be dead THE WHOLE TIME. What kind of heavens are they in?

Then, Jim wants to talk about the strange logic of porn.

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Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

075: Dave Franco's Dream Boy | Rapid Rather Round 2 May 27, 2017

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Hey all you Jupiturds and welcome back to another episode.

First, Jim wants to talk about what would happen if you were forced to be the most brutally honest version of yourself on first dates. Why can't you just be Dave Franco's Dream Boy?

Then, Quinn wants to do another rapid would you rather sesh. It gets pretty wild.

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Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

074: Bubonic Boys | Crrink-a-Crrink May 20, 2017

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Well howdy there pardner. And welcome to THE JUPITER BOYS!

First, Jim wants to talk about the grossest diseases you can imagine, but with a few conditions. Then Quinn wants to talk about... spurs? In the West? Fuck, I don't know.

Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

073: Squeezing Out An Epilogue | Doppelgangbang May 13, 2017

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Hey Jupiturds! Welcome back to the Jupiter Boys: now with less suck!

We just got new microphones and a mixing board setup, so bear with us if the sound quality is a little off on this one.

First, Quinn wants to talk about what happens in those unresolved movie and book endings? Then, Jim wants to talk about how you'd react to seeing your exact double. Bludgeon or bang?

Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com

072: The Let-Downs | Too Pure FOR THIS EARTH May 07, 2017

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Hello everyone and welcome to another wholesome episode of The Jupiter Boys.

First, Quinn wants to talk about media that builds the hype and then lets you down in the worst way.

Then, Jim wants to talk about OUR NEWEST FUCKING PATRON, LUCI, AND HOW SHE'S TOO PURE FOR THIS FUCKING WORLD. And then also some other people who are equally pure and too good for the rest of us scum.

Special thanks to Christo Graham for the use of our theme music: http://christograham.bandcamp.com