The Judgies

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NA 1: Legally Not Advice Jun 12, 2025

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Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice!

In this episode, we talk about: a wedding venue burning down before the date, our favorite topping for cheesecake, a twin who has a felon fiancé, someone asking how to make some friends as adults, and someone who needs to break it to their fiancé that his bits are actually chomped.

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Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:10 Our Wedding Venue Burned Down 8:08 Favorite Topping for Cheesecake 11:12 Twin's Felon Fiancé 26:30 Making Friends as Adults 35:51 Fiancé's Chomped Bits 45:28 Outro

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Ep 261: Our COOLEST Episode Yet Jun 09, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about: an accidental proposal gone right(?), a girlfriend who was caught with an underage photo, a couple of "roommates" who have failed to DTR (define their relationship, I'm using slang chat), a high IQ alpha male not sure how to handle his emotions, a girlfriend who tastes round, and a listener who is unsure of what to do about their ex wife's new relationship. We also go over a Judgies take on "That's What's Up/What's Up With That" in the circle Jurdge.

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Story Links:

Proposing in a Home Depot

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Unethical Jerking

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Bizarre Hobby

"They Were Roommates"

High IQ Alpha Male

GF Tastes Round

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

8:13 Proposing in Home Depot

12:39 Unethical Jerking

18:24 Bizarre Hobby

25:23 "They Were Roommates"

32:40 Break

32:48 CJ: "That's whats up/ What's up with that?"

38:21 LS Sound

43:35 LS Story: Cheating Wife

1:03:34 High IQ Alpha Male

1:11:00 GF Tastes Round

1:20:30 Outro

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Ep 260: The BEST Stories of Season 5 Jun 02, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about our FAVORITE stories and circle jurdges from the year! Thanks for a great season 5 and we can't wait for our season 6!

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro 3:17 Christian's Top 3 19:24 Erika's Top 3 38:23 Break 42:02 Josh's Top 3 51:44 CJ: Best CJ's 1:01:23 Christian's Fav LS 1:04:53 Erika's Fav LS 1:10:58 Josh's Fav LS 1:24:18 Outro

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EP 259: Meme Tier List May 26, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about: a girlfriend who REFUSES to be Italian in the bedroom, a creepy mechanic looking for his "payment" from a woman, a boyfriend who has been faking his girlfriend's nightmares, a listener who had a professor outed for HEINOUS crimes, a person not invited to their maid of honor's wedding, and a husband who message his wife's abusive ex for old photos. We also create a tier list of memes throughout the years!

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Story Links:

GF Refuses to be Italian

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Creepy Mechanic

Pretend Nightmares

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Not Invited to Wedding

Accidental Hookup with Friend

Husband's Ex's Photos

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

7:03 GF Refuses to be Italian

15:31 Creepy Mechanic

23:54 Pretend Nightmares

29:58 Break

32:06 CJ: Tier Ranking Memes

51:47 LS Sound

54:28 LS Story

1:05:46 Not Invited to Wedding

1:17:48 Accidently Banged

1:22:48 Husband's Ex Nudes

1:26:48 Outro

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Ep 258: Finding a New Insult May 19, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about: losing some GOLDEN content for the FIRST TIME IN SHOW HISTORY, a guy who HATES how much his girlfriend is like that one person from Friends, a smoothie that had some oysters in it or something idk, someone wearing AirPods to an interview and it goes WRONG, a listener who had a dog get in their underwear, and the INFAMOUS poop scale story FINALLY gets read. We also go over some insults to try to find one that BITES in this week's circle jurdge.

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Story Links:

Husband said “why did I ever marry you” out of nowhere…

My (25 M) roommates (same ages) are mad at me because I have been putting canned oysters in the breakfast smoothies, and they claim they didn't know.

TIFU by wearing my AirPods to a job interview and forgetting they had a mic

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

8:01 Husband From Friends

23:36 Clam Smoothie

35:48 AirPods Interview

42:28 Break

44:27 CJ: How Offended Are You?

59:23 LS Sound

1:03:29 LS Story

1:09:52 Poop Scale

1:30:27 Outro

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Ep 257: Eating Period Sock Rice May 12, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about: two sides of the same divorce story, a person who pavlov'd their boyfriend with M&M's, a person eating a struggle meal consisting of period sock rice, a listener who was messaging a stranger on snapchat, and a father who wanted to punish his son for losing a coat. We also go over foods that Josh thinks are better than they are.

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Story Links:

My wife wants a divorce after I asked her to help me in the yard. What should I do?

Married with two toddlers and need advice on husband who thinks I don’t contribute equally

AITAH for “training” a guy “like a dog”?

TIFU by eating my girlfriend’s period rice sock

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AITA for telling my son that he should wear his sisters old coat to school

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

9:03 Double Feature: Divorce

23:30 Pavloving Boyfriend

31:23 Period Rice Sock

39:12 Break

41:14 CJ: Over Rated Foods

51:43 LS Sound

52:48 Lister Submission

59:28 Wearing Sisters Coat

1:08:54 Outro

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Ep 256: Corn on Macabre May 05, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about: a person finding out their boyfriend posted about them on reddit, a girlfriend who always wants to be in the bathroom when a guy pees, a husband who regrets marrying his wife and tells her about it, a favor making a wife look like a fool, a marriage ending over something in the past, and a dad being caught with a 16 year old. We also have a listener who had their car broken into and a surprise left for them, along with the return of Auroraisms/Jokes that Didn't Land

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Story Links:

My bf posted about me on Reddit

Girlfriend always wants to be in bathroom when I pee

My Husband Regrets Marrying Me

My husband’s childhood best friend asked me for a favor, then humiliated me in front of her family.

Would you end a marriage over something that happened years ago?

My mom caught my dad with a 16yo and covered it up

Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

3:47 BF Posted About Me

13:21 Husband Regrets Marriage

18:19 Wife Is Done

35:02 Break

37:42 CJ: Aurora-isms/Work Jokes

46:32 LS Sound

42:14 LS Story

58:45 Wretched Husband

1:08:04 Awful Parents

1:14:49 Outro

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Ep 255: Twerp, Dork, Geek Apr 28, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about: a guy who makes his coworker uncomfortable by being a pos creep, a husband who keeps getting dirtier and dirtier against his wife's wishes, a listener who ended up with brown stains on their butt, a listener who got caught vomming in a bathroom mid tiktok dance, a person who gets catfished in Ireland, and a wife who may or may not be farting. We also go over our take of "F Marry Kill" with "Twerp, Dork, Geek"

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Story Links:

Weird Coworker

Husband Poops Himself

Have I been catfished in the weirdest way possible?

Wife Farting

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

12:32 Weird Coworker

24:05 Husband Poops Himself

42:15 Break

45:53 CJ: Twerp, Dork, Geek

1:02:23 LS Sound

1:03:13 LS: Brown Pants Stain

1:12:35 LS: Puke Story

1:13:33 Catfish Story

1:28:29 Wife Farting

1:38:25 Outro

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Ep 254: Faking an Allergy Apr 21, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about: a guy who accidentally faked an allergy and it's coming back to haunt him, a dad who cannot keeps his hands to his friggin self, a couple almost getting a divorce over a baby name, and some one who "drugged" a woman at a family bbq. We also complete the annual pissbaby draft!

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Story Links:

Fake Allergy

Very Weird Dad

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Divorcing Over Baby Name

AITAH for “drugging” my cousins wife at a family bbq?

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Time Stamps:

0:00 Intro

10:43 Fake Allergy

19:57 Very Weird Dad

31:51 Break

35:36 CJ: JUDGIES DRAFT

53:03 LS Sound

54:54 LS Story

1:01:37 Divorcing Over Baby Name

1:10:33 "Drugging" Cousin's Wife

1:15:01 Outro

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Ep 253: Granny Panties Apr 14, 2025

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In this episode, we talk about: someone who is pretending their sone isn't queer, a poorly timed vet visit, someone confused about bears and dogs, a girlfriend who doesn't understand that she was in the wrong, a listener who found her partner's secret account, and a guy doing his best "buddy the Elf" homage. We also go over the best and worse names for underwear!

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