The Hollywood Read

The Last One Jan 27, 2021

Since this is the last episode of The Hollywood Read, we revisit our 2020 predictions and update them for a post-pandemic world, including the future of streaming, blockbusters, and a potential contraction of the entire film industry. It's a super depressing note to end our show on as we (mostly Sarah) completely abandon optimism. We thank you for listening, sharing, commenting, and recommending. See you at the movies...someday.

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The Best Television of 2020 Jan 20, 2021

We continue our (belated) 2020 wrap-up by discussing the best television of 2020. From final episodes of Bojack Horseman and Schitt's Creek, to new shows like The Queen's Gambit and Bridgerton, we break down the shows that got us through the hell year known as 2020. We also get into how streaming and the Emmys might evolve over the next decade. Join us!

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The Best Films of 2020 Jan 12, 2021

This week we're taking advantage of the extended awards season to do our best of 2020 two weeks late. We discuss our favorite movies of the year, including Promising Young Woman, Nomadland, Minari, and Wolfwalkers, and we continue to be mystified by the support for Mank. We also talk about how these films are faring in the strange Oscars sweepstakes of 2020, and what late-breaking films might upset the protacted Oscar race. Join us!

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Wonder Woman Disappoints While Bridgerton Delivers Jan 05, 2021

We're kicking off 2021 by discussing the last big pop culture moments of 2020: Wonder Woman 1984 and Bridgerton. We break down WW84's dual release with pandemic box office and unverified streaming numbers, and then we dig into Bridgerton, Netflix's lavish romance novel adaptation. One of these things had a rather mixed reception, and the other was everyone's post-holiday binge. Join us as we discuss what went wrong with WW84 and what went right for Bridgerton.

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The Disney Streaming Tsunami Dec 15, 2020

For our last episode of 2020, we're breaking down the overwhelming number of new shows and movies Disney announced during their annual investor presentation, which Marvel basically treated like their Hall H trip this year. We also discuss the fall out of the Warner Brothers/HBO Max announcement from last week, which is proving to be a huge headache for Warners. Join us for one more episode before we quit this hell year!

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Warner Brothers' Shocking Streaming Plan Dec 08, 2020

This week we dive into the incredible news that Warner Brothers will be releasing their entire 2021 slate of films day-and-date in theaters and on HBO Max. We discuss what it means for Warner Brothers going forward, why AT&T even wanted to own a movie studio in the first place, and what this could mean for the future of movies and movie theaters. Join us!

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There Is An Oscars Race! Dec 01, 2020

As we approach the end of the year, we do the normal thing and discuss the state of the 2020 Oscar race. Yes, that's right, despite all of 2020's shenanigans, there WILL be a 2020 Academy Awards ceremony...eventually. We take a look at the prospective field of nominees and all the historic possibilities this year, including women dominating the Best Director field and the odds of a Chadwick Boseman double-nomination in both acting categories. Join us!

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Wonder Woman Exits, Princess Diana Enters Nov 24, 2020

Wonder Woman 1984 is the latest and final blockbuster of 2020 to bail on movie theaters and drop directly on streaming. We start by discussing the ramifications of such a big blockbuster going to streaming, and how Tenet might have killed movie theaters. Then, we dive into season four of The Crown, which is reinvigorated by the arrival of Princess Diana, and we debate the efficacy of Gillian Anderson's performance as Margaret Thatcher. Join us!

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David Fincher's Truth Bombs Nov 17, 2020

On the heels of announcing a four-year deal with Netflix, David Fincher lobbed some truth bombs at his peers and the current state of the film industry, which always makes for a fun time within the film community. But first, we discuss Mads Mikkelsen taking over for Johnny Depp as Grindelwald in Fantastic Beasts 3, and then we get into Fincher and his many incendiary comments about other filmmakers. Join us!

Read David Fincher's many hot takes.

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Johnny Depp's Self Destruction Nov 12, 2020

Johnny Depp officially lost his libel case in the UK, which means he is now a huge liability for the studios who hired him. Which is why, unsurprisingly, he was asked to leave the Fantastic Beasts franchise. We discuss Depp's legal woes, the unbelievable personal mistake that was taking on the UK libel court, and what went wrong with the Fantastic Beasts franchise, and why it can't be saved, no matter who plays Grindelwald. Join us!

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True Crime Theater Nov 03, 2020

This week we're talking true crime, and the shift over the last few years of true crime from undercover interest to mainstream obsession. We discuss how Netflix has contributed to the mainstreaming of true crime, the ethics of commodifying murder and mayhem as entertainment, and the programs and documentaries that have defined the recent trend in true crime. Then we share our top three true crime stories and those stories we can't stand to think about.

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Leto Joker Returns and Quibi Dies Oct 27, 2020

Just in time for Halloween, the scariest news of all comes as Jared Leto's widely disliked version of the Joker will be returning in the Snyder Cut. We break down Leto's return, as well as the current state of the Snyder Cut and it s mysteriously ballooning budget. Then, we discuss Kayleigh's favorite thing ever, which is the inevitable death of Quibi and the contraction of the streaming space. Join us!

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Celebrity Gossip Returns! Oct 20, 2020

2020 is a trash fire cesspit, but it has now given us a classic celebrity scandal with the Dominic West-Lily James affair. We're not here to judge the personal decisions of consenting adults, but we ARE here to dissect a bonkers celebrity scandal that includes castles and beautifully hand-written notes. Join us as we discuss the public relations reality of celebrity scandals, and commiserate with the poor James-West publicists.

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The COVID Oscars and a True Crime Tangent Oct 13, 2020

This week, we start discussing Soul's shift to Disney+, but we get sidetracked by Jeffrey Dahmer and our fears about Ryan Murphy making a series about Dahmer's killing spree. We then get back on track and discuss Alyssa Rosenberg's op-ed about cancelling the Oscars and the challenges faced by the COVID Oscars and what it could mean for the film industry as a whole. Join us!

Alyssa Rosenberg on the COVID Oscars: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/10/09/its-time-face-reality-cancel-2021-oscars/

COVID Is Affecting TV Too! Oct 06, 2020

After another round of pandemic updates about what movies are or are not coming out in 2020, we dive into how COVID-19 is impacting television. It isn't garnering the same headlines as film, but TV is feeling a COVID pinch, too, cancelling shows left and right, even shows that were previously renewed. Join us as we review how the pandemic is quietly changing television while everyone is worried about movies.

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Virtual TIFF and the Cuties Controversy Sep 30, 2020

We're back with a recap of the virtual Toronto Film Festival, which was a very strange experience, like everything else in 2020. But first, we update the Tenet box office and speculate on the mystery of whether or not Mulan was successful. Then we grit our teeth and talk about Cuties and the unjust controversy that was blown way out of proportion by bad-faith actors over the last few weeks. Join us for this super fun and totally normal conversation!

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John Boyega Takes On the Disney Industrial Complex Sep 08, 2020

A lot is happening this week, from the continuing roll out of Tenet, to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex announcing a major Netflix development deal, to John Boyega calling out the crap development for his character in the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Join us as we dive into the issues around increasing representation beyond the entry-level approach of just casting more people of color without considering how to tell compelling stories with them.

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Rest In Power, Chadwick Boseman Sep 01, 2020

Following the untimely passing of Chadwick Boseman, we're celebrating his life and legacy, recalling his great performances and unique ability to give life and humanity to larger-than-life icons. Join us as we say goodbye to a tremendous artist who left to soon.

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Harry & Meghan Freedom Found Aug 19, 2020

This week we talk about Finding Freedom, the largely anti-climactic tell-all about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. We break down how the book portrays the divisions and competition within the royal family, why driving out Harry and Meghan was probably a fatal error for the British monarchy, and how ongoing scandals could impact the royal family. Join us as we low key call for revolution!

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The Times They Are A-Changing Aug 13, 2020

It's been a big week for the film industry, from Disney's shocking announcement regarding the digital release of Mulan, to the repeal of the Paramount Decree, to long-gestating rumors about Ellen DeGeneres's toxic work place exploding in the mainstream. Join us as we break it all down, from what success could look like for Mulan on streaming, to what it means to lose the Paramount Decree, and how Ellen's faux-kindness front has concealed years of workplace toxicity.

Kayleigh on Ellen's celebrity supporters: https://bit.ly/31PRh9F

The Emmys Don't Completely Suck Aug 04, 2020

Join us this week as we update the latest on The Tenet Situation, which is officially back on for a mid-pandemic release, and we break down the Emmy nominations, which don't entirely suck. New voting rules allowed for more nominations, and encouraged a more diverse group of nominees, which makes for a somewhat more exciting show. Mostly, though, we gush about What We Do in the Shadows, one of the best comedies on television that you're probably not watching.

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State of the Industry: Virus Month 4 Jul 28, 2020

Four months into the pandemic, with Comic Con broadcasting remotely online and Disney pulling 90% of their slate from the release calendar, we take a look at how the industry is doing. Hint: Not well! We ponder the future of blockbusters, indies, Oscars, how on earth anyone will get celebrities to go back on press tours after this, and the fate of the upcoming fall film festivals. Join us as we return to the pit of despair!

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The Fall of Another CBS Sun King Jul 23, 2020

In an in-depth bombshell report, Maureen Ryan breaks down the fall of Peter Lenkov, one of CBS's "Sun King" showrunners accused of creating toxic and abusive work environment on his triad of hit procedurals. Join us as we discuss Ryan's reporting and dive into the other kind of Hollywood toxicity: verbal harassment and emotional abuse.

Maureen Ryan on Peter Lenkov: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/07/the-fall-of-a-cbs-showrunner

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Bye Bye Quibi Jul 15, 2020

This week we're discussing the epic flop of Quibi, Jeffrey Katzenberg's ill-fated streaming platform. Is it failing because of the pandemic? Or is it failing because Jeffrey Katzenberg's Hollywood approach is all wrong for what is, essentially, a social media competitor? Join us as we break down Quibi's breakdown!

Benjamin Wallace on Quibi: https://www.vulture.com/2020/07/is-anyone-watching-quibi.html

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The Flop House Jun 25, 2020

This week we're back on our bullshit, talking legendary cinematic flops and movies that killed whole genres. Join us for a conversation about terrible movies that failed horribly for our 69th episode (nice). Also, we update the latest in Oscar news as the Academy makes a probably, ultimately, pointless move to delay their ceremony in 2021.

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Copaganda and You Jun 17, 2020

This week we dive into copaganda and the insidious relationship between Hollywood and the military/police industrial complexes. We discuss police procedurals, war movies, and the effect of normalizing bad behavior by cops on TV. Join us for another dark AF episode!

Kathryn VanArendonk on Copaganda: https://www.vulture.com/2020/06/tv-cops-are-always-the-main-characters.html

PenroseSun on Brooklyn 99: https://penrosesun.tumblr.com/post/620369127807254528/more-people-need-to-understand-what-we-mean-when

All The News Is Bad Jun 09, 2020

This week we're covering such terrible current events as the toxic breakdown of Cinestate, JK Rowling's latest insanely bigoted tweets, and John Boyega worrying that anti-racist activism will end his career. Join us as we talk about all the ways in which the world is awful!

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A Little Bit of Respite Jun 03, 2020

It's been a horrible week and it's only Tuesday! Here is a seventy minute breather full of entertainment stories, like the latest in DC Films and HBOMax, and dumb royal gossip. And when you're done listening--or before you listen, or while you're listening, we don't know your life--here are a few links to check out to take action to support protesters and activists around the country.

actblue.com

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Snyder Cut Released May 26, 2020

After years of fans yelling online, the much speculated upon "Snyder Cut" of Justice League will be released in 2021. We break down details about how much work the Snyder Cut needs to be completed, and what constitutes a cut of the film. We also talk about Christopher Nolan's Tenet, still scheduled for release in July, and what it will mean for movie theaters if audiences do or don't show up. Join us as we return from hiatus and jump headfirst into one of the most toxic pools in movie fandom!

Celebrity Home Lockdown Edition Apr 28, 2020

This week we examine the bookcase backgrounds of every celebrity Zoom appearance, since they are all filming in front of bookcases instead of showing off their celebrity quarantine pads. Then we talk the death of MTV Cribs and celebrity homes as conspicuous consumption, and the rise of the Architectural Digest home tour as low-key celebrity real estate video. Lastly, we discuss some of our favorite celebrity homes and castles, and the gossip stories that surround them.

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Pandemic News Bonanza Apr 21, 2020

We might be stuck inside, but that doesn't mean the world slows down. Despite the shutdown, Hollywood is busy, and this week we're running down a number of late news stories, including the semi-cancellation of the Cannes Film Festival, the on demand success of Trolls World Tour, the fate of The Hollywood Reporter, and Bob Iger's return to power at Disney.

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Release the Butthole Cut, We're Bored Apr 14, 2020

This week we're talking Cats, the #ButtholeCut, and the recent revelations that director Tom Hooper, apparently, has never seen a real cat. We also check in on celebrities in quarantine and who's thriving and who should really stop posting on social media. Finally, we have some soft quarantine recs for you, for a relaxing time in lockdown.

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But Are You Quibi Bored? Apr 07, 2020

As we enter the fourth week of lockdown, one question is on our minds: you're bored, but are you bored enough for Quibi? This week marks the debut of the much-touted Quibi streaming platform, developed for short-form entertainment. After discussing the latest in coronavirus updates, including Disney's optimistic reset for their 2020 slate, we break down Quibi's debut shows, and ponder whether or not anyone is bored enough to watch any of it.

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Tiger Kinging Mar 31, 2020

The self-quarantine continues and this week we're talking Tiger King, the latest Netflix true crime phenomenon. We also discuss Netflix's true crime domination and the ongoing and everlasting interest in true crime that we as a society have. The interest is not new but the lack of shame in that interest is, so join us as we try to understand the human impulse to consume true crime and how that intersects with increasingly exploitative narratives.

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We're Slowly Going Stir Crazy Mar 24, 2020

As we're all still locked inside, we're discussing more binge recs for your self-quarantine, the latest cancellations, including the Cannes Film Festival, and how we are staving off boredom with varying degrees of success. Join us as we try not to lose our minds and ponder whether this is all happening because we saw Cats.

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Pandemic Panic 2: Royal Boogaloo Mar 17, 2020

This week, we're updating the latest developments facing the film industry in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak, and then we talk about Meghan Markle's revenge fashion during her last week of appearances as part of the royal family. We also have some binge-watching recs for your self-quarantine.

Kayleigh on Duchess Meghan's revenge fashion: https://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_are_better_than_you/how-meghan-markle-dressed-for-revenge.php

Meghan O'Keefe's Newsletter: https://namedropper.substack.com/

Pandemic Panic Mar 10, 2020

As coronavirus spreads around the globe, we talk about the least important aspect of the story: how it's affecting the film industry. SXSW has been cancelled, No Time to Die shifted its release date by six months, and more upheaval is yet expected. We dig into the possibility of a pop culture year in which major events are cancelled, movies don't come out, and maybe streaming services will finally kill movie theaters. Wash your hands and don't go on cruises!

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Harvey Weinstein's Conviction, Disney Bobs, and a Royal Instagram Conspiracy Mar 03, 2020

It was a busy week in pop culture as Harvey Weinstein was convicted of some, if not all, of the charges against him; French actress Adele Haenel walked out of the Cesar Awards in protest after Roman Polanski was awarded Best Director; in a surprise move, Bob Iger stepped down as the CEO of Disney; and Caity Weaver opened a forensic investigation into a royal Instagram mystery. Join us as we dig into these stories and try to solve Caity Weaver's Insta mystery.

Caity Weaver's royal Insta investigation: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/27/style/meghan-markle-instagram.html

The 2020 Summer Movie Preview Feb 25, 2020

Award season is over, and summer movie season is almost here. It doesn't feel like it because winter is ninety years long, but we are just a couple months from blockbuster season. From the super-ladies of Marvel and DC, to Top Gun, to Bill & Ted, join us as we preview the films, big and little, hitting theaters during the summer of 2020. #DevBond!

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Parasite Soars as Birds of Prey Crashes Feb 11, 2020

The 92nd Academy Awards did the unbelievable--they gave Best Picture to the actual best picture. This week we're celebrating Parasite's Oscar triumph and Bong Joon-ho's sweep at an overall uncontroversial and pretty solid Oscars. Then we discuss Birds of Prey's unfortunate box office performance and what it means for the DC cinematic universe when even their good movies don't do well. Is it just a problem with this movie? Or DC movies? Or is this superhero fatigue? Join us as we discuss all this and more!

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What's the Deal with American Dirt? Feb 05, 2020

Kayleigh digs into the publishing controversy around American Dirt, Oprah's latest book club selection which is mired in accusations of appropriation and stereotyping. Then we do one last round of Oscar odds before the Academy Awards next week, and we talk Netflix's surprising decision to end The Crown after five seasons, which is either Netflix's mysterious algorithm at work, or maybe something to do with the recent royal drama. Or both! Join us as we dig into a busy week in pop culture.

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Dolittle Did Nothing and Goop Could Do Less Jan 28, 2020

Dolittle came and went over the weekend, and we break down what went wrong with Robert Downey, Jr.'s passion project and Universal's second straight flop after Cats. Then we get into The Goop Lab, and the false promises and dangerous assertions of Gwnyeth Paltrow's fancy wellness infomercial. Is it even worth a hate watch when the messaging is so insidious?

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Harry & Meghan Sussexit and the Academy's Continued Bias Jan 21, 2020

We're discussing the latest developments as Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Sussexit the royal family. And then we turn our attention to the Academy Award nominations, which are mostly good and only a little bit embarrassing. What is a lot embarrassing is the ongoing struggle within the Academy to overcome biases regarding films by women and people of color. Join us as we break down the nominations and pitch some ideas for new Oscar categories that could address some the Academy's issues with diverse filmmaking.

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The Sussex Royal Bombshell and Pop Culture Resolutions 2020 Jan 14, 2020

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle dropped a bombshell on the royal family, and we are swimming in premium, grade-A gossip. We dive into the Sussex bombshell, the timeline, the rumors, and the potential ramifications. Then, we pivot to talk pop culture resolutions for 2020 and all the things we hope we have time for this year. Join us as we break down the latest royal gossip!

Ellie Hall on the horrible tabloid headlines about Meghan Markle: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellievhall/meghan-markle-kate-middleton-double-standards-royal?utm_source=dynamic&bftwnews&utm_term=4ldqpgc#4ldqpgc

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Skywalker and Star Wars and Cats Oh My! Jan 07, 2020

We're back! We're kicking off 2020 by breaking down the two biggest movies of the holiday season: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker and Cats. One disappointed us and the other drove us completely insane, as both movies challenge the very notion of what is "good", what is "bad", and what even ARE "Jellice cats". No seriously, what ARE they? Do they look like that to EVERYONE? Or just to each other? Join us as we scrape together the remnants of our sanity and talk Star Wars and Cats!

Year In Decade Recap - 2019 Edition Dec 19, 2019

As the year and the decade wind down, we look back at the films that defined the 2010s, sharing our favorite films of the year and the decade. It was a great year for film, and a pretty great decade for film, too, so we have plenty to revisit on our respective lists. We also break down the Golden Globes and SAG Awards nominations as the shortened award season barrels on. Join us for the last episode of the year as we celebrate 2019 and the 2010s in film.

The Irishman, Award Chatter, and a Wonder Woman Surprise Dec 09, 2019

This week we're talking Martin Scorsese's The Irishman, from the film itself to the controversies surrounding it, including Anna Paquin's lack of lines. We also get into the current state of a wide-open award season, which is full of possibility and so will probably render a bunch of boring nominations. Finally, we talk about the first trailer for Wonder Woman 1984, and what a refreshing palette cleanser it is for the previously gloomy DC cinematic universe.

Everything Is Terrible and Cats! Nov 26, 2019

This week we're discussing the Department of Justice's challenge to the Paramount Consent Decrees, something we've been theorizing for months. But we're totally bummed to be right, because this is Bad For Cinema, and we're breaking down why. We're also talking the new trailer for Cats, and everything strange and unnerving about it.

More on the challenge to the Paramount Consent decrees: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/justice-department-moves-terminate-paramount-consent-decrees-1255858

Charlies's Angels Misses, Ford v Ferrari Buzzes Nov 19, 2019

This week we take a look at Charlie's Angels crashing and burning at the box office, and wonder what went wrong with Elizabeth Banks' attempt to revive the franchise. We also discuss Ford v Ferrari emerging as an Oscar contender, and the state of the Oscar race as we get into the heart of award season, and somehow, stay out of the pit of despair!

Jourdain Searles on Marriage Story: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/12/opinion/marriage-story-kramer-vs-kramer.html

The James Dean Robopocalypse Nov 12, 2019

News that a pair of directors intend to resurrect James Dean with CGI so that he can "give" a new "performance" caused a major backlash throughout Hollywood and film fandom. We discuss the possibility of digital graverobbing, what made Dean so uniquely special, and the possibility of AI art. Join us in the robopocalypse!

The Hollywood Reporter on James Dean's resurrection: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/afm-james-dean-reborn-cgi-vietnam-war-action-drama-1252703?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

More Star Wars Drama and Disney's Creepy Vault Nov 05, 2019

This week we discuss the surprising news that David Benioff & DB Weiss of Game of Thrones fame quit their Star Wars trilogy, and we get into Disney's quiet removal of Fox titles from repertory theaters. Why should you care? Because Disney is actively limiting your options at the cinema and that makes our culture worse. Join us for a look into our dystopic Disney future!

Matt Zoller Seitz on the Disney Vault: https://www.vulture.com/2019/10/disney-is-quietly-placing-classic-fox-movies-into-its-vault.html

Happy Joker-ween Oct 29, 2019

This week we catch up with Harry and Meghan after the documentary about their recent royal tour aired, giving us more insight into their states of mind as they throw down with the British press. We also discuss Jared Leto's apparent hurt feelings over being pushed out as the Joker. And finally, because it is Halloween week, we share our recommendations for scary movies to watch on the spookiest night of the year.

Here's Kim Masters on Jared Leto's Joker upset: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/youve-got-stop-jared-leto-fumed-new-joker-movie-1247699

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Banned In China Oct 24, 2019

From banning South Park to clashing with the NBA and e-sports and Quentin Tarantino, China has been in the news a lot recently. This week we discuss the increasing culture clash between Hollywood and China, which started the decade as a potential life raft for a stagnating film industry. But now things are complicated by intense public protests in Hong Kong, and South Park blatantly calling out Hollywood's hypocrisy in turning a blind eye to authoritarianism in favor of making money. Join us as we get banned in China!

British Royal Gossip Round 2 Oct 16, 2019

This week we're revisiting British royal gossip as Prince Harry and Meghan Markle take on the British tabloid press. We discuss the lawsuits, what they're really about (hint: racism), and how Harry and Meghan's headlines tie into Prince Andrew's royal Epstein mess. We also peer into the future and make predictions about how this might play out over the next decade or two, and whether or not monarchy can really make it in the twenty-first century. Join us for another round of royal gossip!

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Why So Serious? aka The Joker Episode Oct 08, 2019

It's Joker week, so we're talking Joker's record-breaking box office*, Todd Phillips shoving his foot down his mouth, Joaquin Phoenix's only somewhat hostile press tour, and the Oscar odds for the year's most divisive movie. We also get into Martin Scorsese's comments in re: Marvel movies and theme parks. Join us as we power through the final stage of The Discourse!

*The official box office tally ended up being $96 million.

Kayleigh's hot take on the best movie Joker: https://screenrant.com/joaquin-phoenix-best-joker-comparison-actors-leto-ledger/

Sarah on Todd Phillips and "woke culture": https://www.laineygossip.com/joker-director-todd-phillips-blames-wokeness-for-current-state-of-comedy/58680

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

The Good-Bad Emmys Oct 02, 2019

The Emmys happened, and despite some genuinely surprising and welcome wins, the show itself was dead boring. We discuss the winners, our favorite losers, the life expectancy of broadcast award shows, and what is Ozark, anyway? We also get into that whole Sony-Marvel make-up deal. Join us as we ponder how much longer broadcast networks will air the Emmys when they don't actually win any Emmys.

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

We Did a Festival and Oscar Season Begins Sep 24, 2019

We're back! We went to the Toronto International Film Festival, so we're talking everything we saw at TIFF, as well as discussing the official launch of Oscar season. Narratives are already emerging (Renee Zellweger is back! Christian Bale is himself! Joaquin Phoenix is thirsty!), and a couple of films are already dominating Oscar talk. Join us as we break down the first phase of award season: the festival phase.

Marvel and Sony Turn Off the Dark Aug 28, 2019

We postponed our break just so we could talk about the Sony/Marvel Spider-Man divorce. From Disney's frightening dominance to Sony's reluctance to share credit, we break down the news that Sony and Marvel will no longer be co-producing Spider-Man movies. Also, The Matrix 4 is a real thing that is happening! Join us as we cover a wild week in film news.

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

The Long Dark Tea Time of Summer Blockbuster Season Aug 22, 2019

With the summer movie season winding down, we take a look back at the winners and losers of blockbuster season, which is mostly "Disney", and "everyone else". And we look ahead to TIFF, and the non-blockbusters that will, hopefully, garner SOME box office in the five seconds Disney doesn't have a movie coming out. We also dive into Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood, and debate is effectiveness and that controversial ending. Spoilers ahoy!

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Indie Film Blues and Other Bad News Aug 13, 2019

This week, bad news abounds as we look into the rumored Annapurna bankruptcy and consider what it means for indie cinema. We also talk about Venom 2, Nate Parker's comeback via the Venice Film Festival, and Universal's decision to pull The Hunt from theaters to avoid a political shitstorm. We're living through a radical technological shift and also a bonkers political moment, and all of it is coming to bear at once. Join us as we stare into the abyss of cinema's future once again.

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Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Nepotism - Is It Bad? Aug 06, 2019

This week we tackle the age old question: Nepotism, is it bad? LOL, of course it is. We take a look at the rising phenomenon of legacy actors who are increasingly dominating casting headlines and breakout roles in Hollywood, and wonder where it leaves us if our art comes from one rarified perspective. We also talk about Hobbs & Shaw and the totally cool and normal contractual demands of the Fast/Furious actors, who refuse to lose a fight.

Wall Street Journal on the Fast/Furious fight contract:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/fast-furious-stars-complicated-demandi-never-want-to-lose-a-fight-11564673490

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Leonardo DiCaprio's Risk Adverse Fame Game Aug 01, 2019

Leonardo DiCaprio is currently starring in Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood, so now is the time to take a look at his career and the almost 30 whole years he has spent as a famous person. Jumping off that article in The Hollywood Reporter, which posits DiCaprio as the last true Movie Star, we discuss why he really isn't that adventurous, why his fame game is boring, and his scientifically proven aversion to women his own age. But first! We also go over the films announced for TIFF and Venice, including new films from Marielle Heller and Taika Waititi.

The Hollywood Reporter on Leo D: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/how-leonardo-dicaprio-became-hollywoods-last-movie-star-1225416

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Comic Con and CATS Jul 24, 2019

This week we look back at the news and shockingly few surprises of a relatively quiet Comic Con, and then we descend into the madness of Cats. Is the fur really supposed to look like that? Why do only some cats wear clothes? Is Cats good or has everyone been Incepted? Join us as we break down the Cats trailer and try to gain some understanding of what appears to be a cocaine-fueled mass delusion.

Kayleigh's Cats-friendly twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah's Cats-confused twitter: @Cinesnark

Stop Creating Your Own Bad Headlines Jul 18, 2019

What does Scarlett Johansson have in common with Big Little Lies? Bad headlines they both could have avoided with just a modicum of effort. This week we talk about the behind the scenes drama on Big Little Lies, and what happened to director Andrea Arnold. We also get into Scarlett Johansson's comments about her right to play any role, and whether or not that is appropriate when so many underrepresented communities still struggle to tell their own stories. ScarJo might be right down the road, but we break down why she's wrong right now.

Indiewire's report on Big Little Lies and Andrea Arnold: https://www.indiewire.com/2019/07/big-little-lies-season-2-andrea-arnold-lost-creative-control-jean-marc-vallee-1202156884/

Here's Kayleigh on the Big Little Lies debacle: https://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/after-andrea-arnolds-big-little-lies-drama-when-will-women-directors-get-their-dues.php

And here is Sarah on ScarJo: https://www.laineygossip.com/scarlett-johansson-says-she-should-be-allowed-to-play-any-person-any-tree-any-animal/56091

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Midsommar Horror and Jake Gyllenhaal's Weirdo Marvel Turn Jul 11, 2019

With the release of Midsommar, we wonder if adult-oriented summer counter-programming even works anymore, or if the summer drama is another victim of the streaming paradigm shift. We're also discussing the first trailer for the live-action Mulan remake, and Jake Gyllenhaal's off-kilter turn as Mysterio in Spider-Man: Far From Home. After failing to become an action hero in his own right, Jake G built his career around cinematic weirdoes, and now everything comes full circle as a comic book movie taps him to play a weirdo villain. Join us as we gush over Florence Pugh and follow Jake G's career path through the weird weeds.

Here's Kayleigh on Jake G's wonderful Instagram: https://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_are_better_than_you/an-ode-to-jake-gyllenhaal-and-his-surprisingly-wonderful-instagram-account.php

And here is Sarah on Midsommar: https://www.laineygossip.com/ari-asters-midsommer-starring-florence-pugh-movie-review/56004

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Best of 2019 So Far and Babe.net's Downfall Jul 02, 2019

We're halfway through the year, so this week we're talking our favorite movies and TV shows we've seen in 2019 (so far). The movies have been a little rough so far, but there are some gems out there, and there is PLENTY of television to talk about. We also discuss Allison P. Davis's profile on the collapse of Babe.net, the outlet behind the Aziz Ansari #MeToo expose. It's a window into a classically toxic workplace that is, unfortunately, being used to minimize the consent conversation the Aziz expose originally set off. Join us as we do a Babe.net post-mortem followed our best of 2019 (so far).

Allison P. Davis's Babe.net expose: https://www.thecut.com/2019/06/babe-net-aziz-ansari-date-rise-and-fall.html

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Return to the Valley of Awful Men featuring Max Landis Jun 27, 2019

This week we return to the Valley of Awful Men, as eight women come forward with allegations of all manner of abuse against Max Landis. We discuss Landis, the power that protected him, and a damaging Hollywood family legacy. And because we don't actually want to live in the pit of despair, we also talk Toy Story 4 and it's delightful new hero: actual garbage. This week's episode proves that proclaiming you're trash is only endearing if you're an animated spork, and not an actual person capable of doing real harm.

Sarah on Max Landis: https://www.laineygossip.com/eight-women-come-forward-accusing-screenwriter-max-landis-of-emotional-sexual-abuse/55914

How Max Landis used self-awareness to hide abuse: https://slate.com/culture/2019/06/max-landis-abuse-allegations-louis-ck.html

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Chernobyl and The Emmys Problem Jun 20, 2019

We're taking a break from the depressing summer movie season to talk about television. We discuss Stranger Things star Gaten Matarrazo's new "prank" show on Netflix, and with Emmy nominations underway, we discuss a problem unique to the Emmys: the same shows win every year. The only relief the sameness of the awards year to year is the Outstanding Limited Series category, which this year ought to feature our favorite show of the moment, Chernobyl. Join us as we talk Chernobyl, the Emmys, and why Jared Harris should be cast in everything.

Here's Emily Nussbaum on the "cloying fantasia" of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/12/24/the-cloying-fantasia-of-the-marvelous-mrs-maisel

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Welcome to the Pit of Despair Jun 13, 2019

From the Wonder Woman 1984 poster kerfuffle to that list of bad actors on Jezebel, it's been a long week in the pit of despair. Join us as we discuss the impending culture war brewing around Wonder Woman, and what is really behind that mean-spirited, blatantly clickbait Jezebel post. We also get into Warner Brothers' decision to sit out Hall H this year, and what it means for the pop culture juggernaut that is Comic Con. It's dark times on the internet, but at least we have Diana Prince's new gold armor to admire.

Jezebel's bad actors: https://themuse.jezebel.com/actors-who-are-bad-at-acting-1834085390

Kayleigh's defense of those actors: https://twitter.com/Ceilidhann/status/1136719851907702786

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

What DOES the Audience Want? Jun 06, 2019

Despite being one of the best movies of the year (so far), Booksmart is not doing that well, hindered by a poor release strategy, off-target marketing, and an unenthusiastic audience. But should a movie like Booksmart even have been released in theaters? Are smaller, character-driven films just better off in the digital world these days? And speaking of the digital world, why does The Lion King look so boring and flat? This week we're talking about the theatrical experience, how audiences are driving a shift in viewing habits, and why photo-realism isn't all that appealing.

Here's Kayleigh on how The Lion King is ruining cinema: http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/disneys-lion-king-posters-are-just-what-lions-look-like.php

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Aladdin, Cannes & True Crime, oh my May 31, 2019

We're back and we're catching up on the Cannes Film Festival, John Wick Chapter 3, and Aladdin, and we are divided on the merits of Guy Ritchie's live-action adaptation. We also talk Avatar, and what its potential is in a changed blockbuster landscape where every movie looks like, well, Avatar. Plus, there is a bonus detour into true crime and why there isn't a Chernobyl-style retelling of the Romanov and/or Black Dahlia murders. It just wouldn't be The Hollywood Read if we didn't end up somewhere dark and macabre.

Recommended reading for this episode:

Kayleigh on Guy Ritchie: http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/in-defense-of-guy-ritchie.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Roxana Hadadi on Aladdin's Orientalism: http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/review-count-on-disney-to-make-aladdin-more-orientalist-than-it-already-was-.php

Lindsay Ellis on how Disney screwed Robin Williams and created a hit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyiBdccfNkg

Kayleigh Twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah Twitter: @Cinesnark

Into the Endgame-verse May 02, 2019

Spoilers ahoy! In a spare-no-spoilers super-sized episode, we dig into Avengers: Endgame, from everything we loved to the few things that didn't quite work out. It's the good, the great, and the not-so-awesome of Marvel's grand "Infinity Saga", including a look forward to what could be next as the OG Avengers, for the most part, walk away. Also, quick programming note: We will be taking a break for the next few weeks. So enjoy this double-wide episode as we work out just what, exactly, Steve Rogers did to the timeline.

Joanna Robinson on Lebowski Thor: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/04/avengers-endgame-fat-thor-ptsd-jokes-controversy

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Game of Thrones - The Last Watercooler Show Apr 25, 2019

With Game of Thrones airing its final season, we are on the cusp of losing a long-time tradition: the watercooler TV show. This week, we discuss Thrones--no spoilers, don't worry--and what it means for television and pop culture to lose "watercooler" shows and the communal TV experience. What will replace it? Anything? With streaming bifurcating more than ever, it doesn't seem likely this phenomenon will return for a while. Join us as we discuss the end of a television era and ponder the future of the medium in a post-watercooler world.

Matt Zoller Seitz on the last of watercooler TV: https://www.vulture.com/2019/04/game-of-thrones-the-last-show-we-watch-together.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=s1&utm_campaign=vulture

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Hollywood's Digital Beauty Secrets Apr 18, 2019

This week we're talking about one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood: Digital beauty work. The practice of touching up and refining every single image we see on screen is compounding the already complicated relationship Hollywood has with beauty and aging. Technology now makes it possible to produce flawless beings on camera, and more often than not, that power is used to maximize body issues and make everyone feel terrible for not looking as good as the creatures on screen. The not-so-secret truth is, they don't look that good, either. From inflated muscles to skinnier waists to wrinkle-free visages, digital beauty work is taking Hollywood "perfection" to the next level.

Required reading: "Everyone is altered", by Josh Dickey, the expose on digital beauty work: https://mashable.com/2014/12/01/hollywood-secret-beauty-procedure/#QtmmAEBkwmqW

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

Writers vs. Agents - A Primer Apr 11, 2019

It's round two of the writers' strike, maybe, as the Writers Guild prepares to take on talent agencies over something called a packaging fee. What is it? What does it mean? Who's getting screwed? Hint: The writers. This week we explore the looming writers' walk out as writers accuse their agents of acting against client interests in the pursuit of lining their own pockets. We're playing inside baseball with Hollywood business, but don't worry, we also saw that Joker trailer.

Vulture's handy guide to the issue: https://www.vulture.com/2019/03/wga-hollywood-agents-packaging-explained.html

Read the writers' own experiences with packaging fees here: https://www.wga.org/members/membership-information/agency-agreement/writers-share-their-experiences

Kayleigh twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah twitter: @Cinesnark

The Grand Unifying Theory of British Royal Gossip Apr 04, 2019

This week we dive into British royal gossip and the rumors of a feud between the houses of Cambridge and Sussex. Wherefore? What happened? What IS the grand unifying theory of British gossip? We get into all of it, jumping off from Nicole Cliffe's tweet about the whole mess and getting into the British press's abominable treatment of Meghan Markle. We speculate wildly and make grand assumptions, so join us for our completely hypothetical discussion about the British royal family and the plethora of gossip stories they produce.

Nicole Cliffe's inciting tweet: https://twitter.com/nicole_cliffe/status/1112104131550822400

Kayleigh on Twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah on Twitter: @Cinesnark

Disney takes over, and Dev Patel for Bond Mar 28, 2019

This week we dive right back into the pit of despair with the Disney-Fox merger, which has officially closed and four thousand people are already out of a job. Then, to try and climb back out of the pit, we discuss why Dev Patel should be the next James Bond. Three words: He got hot. Also, his latest movie, The Wedding Guest, is basically an audition for Bond, and we get into all the reasons a Southeast Asian Bond would make for a fresh start for a fifty-year-old character. Don't believe us? Check out the trailer for The Wedding Guest and come back when you've fixed your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO0BDQEslwQ

Kayleigh on Twitter: @Ceilidhann

Sarah on Twitter: @Cinesnark

College Scammers and James Gunn Rehired Mar 22, 2019

This week we return to the pit of despair to talk about the college admissions scandal and all the ways it's offensive and gross. We're talking celebrities who are not immune to the status race, the celebrity kids who just don't care, the particular combination of dark humor and rage this scandal ignites, and the broken system that has turned higher education into a status symbol. We also dive into James Gunn being rehired by Disney months after he was sacked for bad tweets, and what it means for the culture war that he now has two high-paying franchise gigs. Join us as we work through a lot of residual feelings about the cost of our college experiences, and laugh at the spectacular way in which the James Gunn hit job backfired.

Episode reading:

The affidavit outlining the college admissions scandal: https://www.justice.gov/file/1142876/download

Kevin Tsujihara's sexting scandal: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/i-need-be-careful-texts-reveal-warner-bros-ceo-promoted-actress-apparent-sexual-relationship-1192660

And for fun:

Kayleigh's work on the SYFY Fangrrls "Forgotten Women in Genre" series: https://www.syfy.com/tags/forgotten-women-of-genre

Captain Marvel soars and Steven Spielberg yells at clouds Mar 14, 2019

After a short break, we're back talking Captain Marvel, from the movie itself to The Discourse surrounding it, as well as Steven Spielberg's efforts to change Academy rules so Netflix finds it harder to win Oscars. We cover the best and worst of the modern movie-going experience, the inevitable and almost complete superhero domination of the multiplex, and why Spielberg's effort is too little too late. Join us as we reluctantly defend a corporation against a billionaire, accidentally walk into a pit of despair, and look to Carol Danvers to get us through a very weird time in cinema history.

Here is Kayleigh on the ethics of de-aging: http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/deaging-actors-has-gotten-better-in-movies-but-it-remains-an-ethically-complicated-issue.php

Here is Sarah's Captain Marvel review: https://www.laineygossip.com/captain-marvel-movie-review-starring-brie-larson/52157

And a bit of shameless self-promotion, here is Sarah's Decider article on Julia Roberts' gossip history: https://decider.com/2019/03/07/julia-roberts-fellini-summer/

The 91st Academy Awards done and dusted Feb 27, 2019

The 91st Academy Awards have come and gone, and all that's left is to pick up the pieces and make sense of a very up and down, back and forth show. On the one hand, the no-host experiment paid off. On the other: Green Book won Best Picture, which will almost instantly age into a poorly remembered choice. This week, we dive into the Oscars, the good, the bad, the Bohemian Rhapsody of it all. The show was not a disaster, but some retrograde winners reveal a divided Academy pushing back against the recent membership inclusion effort. Join us as we break it all down and get into what worked, what didn't, and just why it is that Green Book will soon be joining the ranks of worst Best Picture.

Here is Kayleigh on the ignominy of Green Book's win: https://screenrant.com/green-book-worst-best-picture-oscar-winner/

And here is Sarah on anonymous voter "Chet": https://www.laineygossip.com/this-years-anonymous-oscar-voters-reveal-no-consensus-pick-for-best-picture/52030

The Rom-Com Revival Feb 22, 2019

Last year, romantic comedies came back in a big way, fueled by the success of Crazy Rich Asians and Netflix's "summer of love". This week, we take a look at the rom-com revival and how this once-great staple of the cineplex is now fodder for streaming platforms. We dig into how Netflix fueled the revival by releasing several rom-coms within a few months, the landmark success of Crazy Rich Asians, and how streaming rom-coms are propping up a new generation of young stars. But we also get into the limits of the genre and wonder how long Netflix can really keep it up before they kill rom-coms just like traditional studios once did. Roll into Oscar weekend with a comparatively light-hearted episode about the one genre of film dedicated solely to making you feel good.

Here is Lana Condor in Cosmopolitan talking about how she's too busy to be thirsty: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a26029103/lana-condor-cosmopolitan-cover-march/

Fyre Fest and the Black Pit of Influencer Despair Feb 14, 2019

Netflix and Hulu each released a documentary about the catastrophe that was Fyre Fest in the same week, giving us a very good look into the con that fell apart in part due to the incessant social media posting of the very influencers meant to bolster the event. This week, we take a look at Fyre Fest, social media influencers, sponsored content, and the nightmare world we live in where there are no more hobbies, only side hustle. We get into online plagiarism, the Fuck FuckJerry movement, con men, and the inevitable robot takeover of human industry. Join us as we stave off despair on the frontier of social media influencer culture.

Megh Wright takes on Jerry Media's rampant plagiarism: https://www.vulture.com/2019/02/comedy-central-fuck-jerry-instagram-ads.html

Revisiting the McConaissance Feb 07, 2019

Do you remember the McConaissance? That halcyon time when Matthew McConaughey reinvented his career as a dramatic actor, won an Oscar, and starred in True Detective just before Peak TV swamped us with movie stars on TV shows? This week we revisit the McConaissance and take a look at the perfect storm of conditions that made it possible for Matthew McConaughey to reinvent his career after a string of bad movies, almost all of which happen to be romantic comedies. We talk about that, auteurs, whether or not McConaughey counts as a proto-Chris, WTF was Sea of Trees, and who, if anyone, could pull off their own version of the McConaissance. We start our episode with a discussion of McConaughey's latest film, and a Hall Of Fame flop, Serenity.

Sarah's review of Serenity (spoilers): https://www.laineygossip.com/serenity-starring-matthew-mcconaughey-and-anne-hathaway-movie-review-with-spoilers/51850

Kayleigh's review of Velvet Buzzsaw: http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/review-velvet-buzzsaw-is-scathing-art-world-satire-crossed-with-final-destination.php

Rachel Syme at The New Yorker (probably) coins The McConaissance: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-mcconaissance

Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway are mad their terrible movie flopped: https://www.indiewire.com/2019/01/mcconaughey-hathaway-furious-serenity-release-aviron-pictures-defends-1202040030/

People Have to Matter More, aka The Bryan Singer Episode Jan 31, 2019

The Bryan Singer expose finally arrived, published by The Atlantic after Esquire, or rather, Hearst Communications, declined to release it. Alex French and Maximillan Potter put a year's worth of work into connecting the dots and laying out the trail of human destruction strewn in Bryan Singer's wake. We discuss the article, Singer, the system that enables and protects him, and how that system will continue so that people can make money and win prizes. There is also some discussion of the Oscar nominations, which are also tainted with Singer's presence because Bohemian Rhapsody earned five nominations, including one for Rami Malek and another for Best Picture. So one year after #MeToo and #TimesUp, this is what's happening. Listen as we try and stave off existential despair and the creeping nihilistic belief that nothing is getting better. This is a tough subject, so be kind to yourselves.

The Atlantic's expose: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/03/bryan-singers-accusers-speak-out/580462/

Be Kind Rewind breaks down Harvey Weinstein's Oscar campaigning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tihITlPAn4

If you are a survivor and need to talk, RAINN offers 24/7 support: https://www.rainn.org/

The 62nd Academy Awards birth a monster Jan 24, 2019

In 1989, Spike Lee's masterpiece Do the Right Thing premiered at Cannes, kicking off a year of controversy. Film critics blamed any potential race riots on Lee, the Cannes jury awarded Steven Soderbergh's sex lies and videotape the Palme d'Or, something Spike Lee is still salty about, and then in 1990 came a truly momentous Academy Awards. This week, we take a look at the 62nd Oscars, honoring the films of 1989. This is the year Driving Miss Daisy won Best Picture and Do the Right Thing wasn't even nominated. It's the year Harvey Weinstein flexed real campaign muscle, guiding My Left Foot stars Daniel Day-Lewis and Brenda Fricker to Oscars--something he would lord over women in the industry for decades to come. With Spike Lee once again in contention this year, and up against the Miss Daisy-esque Green Book no less, we examine the narratives and Oscar strategies that took hold in 1990 and continue to impact the Academy Awards today.

Here is Matt Zoller Seitz on why Leonardo DiCaprio's self-flagellating performance in The Revenant is bad for acting: https://www.rogerebert.com/mzs/why-leo-winning-an-oscar-for-the-revenant-would-be-bad-for-acting

And here is Natalie Walker's epic Twitter thread mocking film stereotypes: https://twitter.com/nwalks/status/736046606940798977

Gerard Butler is the best! Jan 17, 2019

Gerard Butler is a fascinating actor. He's made a career mostly out of B-movie schlock, has garnered a large and loyal following, has jump-started at least one, maybe two, original-idea franchises, and he does it all for less than half what a superhero movie costs. He doesn't seem overly concerned with his reputation as an actor, yet every character he plays has to be the Absolute! Best! At! Their! Job! This week, we dive into our odd fascination with Gerry B, his terrible movies, and pitch our own idea for a Gerard Butler action thriller. Join us as we laugh our way through Geostorm, Scottish stereotypes, and how this law-school drop out carved his way through post-millennial Hollywood.

DC's Post-Aquaman Future Jan 10, 2019

Aquaman is a hit. A giant hit, bigger than any DC movie since The Dark Knight trilogy. So...now what? This week we take a look at Aquaman, the silliest superhero ever made, and what it means for DC going forward. They might not be totally out of the woods yet, but they've had a couple legit hits now, and they seem to have a path to making movies people, you know, actually want to see. Join us as we talk Aquaman, that Joker movie no one is quite sure what to make of, and DC's future and post-grimdark attitude.

Here's Kayleigh on how Aquaman's marketing paid off: https://screenrant.com/aquaman-marketing-dceu-mistakes/

And here's Sarah's review of Aquaman: https://www.laineygossip.com/aquaman-movie-review-starring-jason-momoa/51532

2018 Year in Review Dec 20, 2018

2018 has lasted nine million years, but now that it's almost over, we look back on the year that was and talk about what made a mark during this interminable trash fire year. Which is mainly Disney, dominating the box office and pop culture, and about to swallow even more of the market when they officially merge with Fox in the new year. We talk about how afraid we are of our coming Disney overlords, and how this is probably bad for movies. We also talk Hannah Gadsby, our favorite films of the year, and what we'd like to see in pop culture in 2019.

Sarah's top ten films of the year: https://www.laineygossip.com/top-10-movies-of-2018/51542

The Year In Celebrity Profiles Dec 13, 2018

Did you hear? The celebrity profile is dead. This week, we take a look at the state of the celebrity profile, which despite some truly bad recent profiles, is not actually dead. It's not even on life support. But celebrity profiles have changed. No longer content to exist as mere fluff pieces, a new generation of profile writers are bringing sharp insight and cultural commentary into the celebrity profile, which some celebrities don't seem to appreciate (looking at you, Bradley Cooper). Join us as we discuss all things celebrity profile, and what they have to say about us and our current pop cultural moment.

Reading materials:

Taffy Brodesser-Akner's NYT bibliography: https://www.nytimes.com/by/taffy-brodesser-akner

Caity Weaver's bibliography: https://muckrack.com/caityweaver/articles

Beyonce on Beyonce in Vogue September issue: https://www.vogue.com/article/beyonce-september-issue-2018

Tom Hiddleston by TBA: https://www.gq.com/story/tom-hiddleston-cover-profile

Lena Dunham by Allison P. Davis: https://www.thecut.com/2018/11/lena-dunham-comes-to-terms-with-herself.html

Amanda Bynes by Abby Schreiber: http://www.papermag.com/amanda-bynes-break-the-internet-2621549455.html

Cardi B by Allison P. Davis:

https://www.thecut.com/2017/11/cardi-b-was-made-to-be-this-famous.html

Fandemonium Dec 06, 2018

Fans have never been more powerful in pop culture, but with great power comes great responsibility, and fans don't always use their power for good. This week we discuss fans, fandom, the line between fans and celebrities, con culture, and the corporate co-opting of fan works. The lines are blurred and social media makes it seem like we're all standing in the same room, but maybe there do still need to be boundaries, as conspiracy theories creep into fandom and make everyone miserable. Fandom is supposed to be fun, so join us while we try to figure out what's still fun about being a fan in 2018.

Check out Kayleigh's breakdown of the rom-com adventure Venom: https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/yes-venom-is-a-sex-symbol-and-heres-why

Franchises No One Asked For feat. Robin Hood and Lisbeth Salander Nov 29, 2018

A couple of recent franchise non-starters lead us to discuss the Hollywood franchise machine and why it mostly doesn't work (except for Marvel). We dive into Robin Hood and The Girl in the Spider's Web to look at why it's so hard to launch a franchise and all the ways these movies demonstrate the dangers of franchise filmmaking. Hint: You can't launch a franchise if your movie sucks. Also, why Robin Hood doesn't work as a modern parable, and the variable appeal of Scandi Noir and whether or not Lisbeth Salander can be saved from Hollywood's clutches.

Here is Sarah's review of The Girl in the Spider's Web: https://www.laineygossip.com/girl-in-the-spiders-web-starring-claire-foy-movie-review/51304

And here is Kayleigh opining on Ben Mendelsohn's gig as Hollywood's favorite evil bureaucrat: http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/how-ben-mendelsohn-became-the-smarmy-middle-manager-villain-of-hollywood-blockbusters.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

One correction: Your Highness is not a Seth Rogen movie, it's by David Gordon Green.

Widows, Box Office, And That Dumb Popular Oscar Idea Nov 22, 2018

Steve McQueen's new film, Widows, is not performing well at the box office, which could doom its Oscar hopes. It shouldn't! But it does! Because the Oscars are ridiculous and only getting more so as the Academy tries to find ways to combat the slipping ratings which are still really high. This week Kayleigh Donaldson and Sarah Marrs discuss Widows, the Oscars, that proposed "popular Oscar" category everyone is ready to throw out of a moving car, and how box office and popularity impact award campaigns. So join us for the first in a series of discussions about the upcoming Oscars and how they will be different from any previous Oscars ceremony. Also: GO SEE WIDOWS.

Kayleigh's Widows review can be found here: http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/an-ode-to-the-women-of-widows.php

Sarah's Widows review can be found here: https://www.laineygossip.com/tiff-review-steve-mcqueens-widows/50823

Yell at Kayleigh here: @Ceilidhann

And yell at Sarah here: @Cinesnark

The Hollywood Chrises Nov 14, 2018

It's the eternal internet debate--who is the best Chris? What does it mean when four dudes named Chris dominate Hollywood? What does it say about who is making movies, the kind of movies they're making, and the narratives they're selling? And in a post-Movie Star world, how have the Chrises built such megawatt careers? Film and pop culture writers Kayleigh Donaldson and Sarah Marrs examine the Hollywood Chrises and decide which Chris is Best Chris for 2018. (Hint: Definitely not Pratt.) Join us for the first episode of The Hollywood Read!

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