The Hoely Hour

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Going Out Fedora Jan 23, 2026

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A listener writes in to tell us about a date so bad, she saged her bed after. It is indeed sage-worthy. We read a few more emails and talk about de-centering age and mating habits with a scarcity mindset. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Big Boy Jan 16, 2026

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Amelia creates a fake scenario for Liz to get mad about and people are addicted to porn at a shocking level. What’s worse: someone calling your boyfriend “good boy” or “daddy”? It’s a house divided, and may be the first thing we've disagreed on in years. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

2026 Predictions and Ins & Outs Jan 09, 2026

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Liz shares her Ins & Outs (spoiler: bangs made the list again), and Amelia shares her 2026 predictions, including bald being IN! You heard it here first! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Go F*ck Megan Jan 02, 2026

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WE’RE BAAAAACK! Amelia’s driving this week’s episode which means it has zero structure and we take about 3 hours to get to the actual topic. We discuss the most coo-coo bananas AITA that is so unbelievable, it might not be true…but we’re choosing to believe it is. + an update from a listener! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A Real Fake B*tch Dec 12, 2025

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Liz and Amelia discuss dating trend predictions for 2026! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

My Little Chiquita Banana Dec 05, 2025

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This might come as a shock, but we came with actual topics today and ended up talking about none of them. Listen as we discuss “shrekking”, female friendships, and the MAGA Civil War. Do you have someone that you need Liz to talk smack about? Her and the fat little opera man that lives on her shoulder are on the case. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A Discrete Handjob Nov 21, 2025

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PRESIDENT DJT CONFIRMED BISEXUAL! While Trump sucks off Bill Clinton, Liz and Amelia cover topics ranging from prenupts to adult circumcision. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Coconut Did Not Consent Nov 14, 2025

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You know 'em, you love 'em, Amelia is assaulting Liz's thoughts with 'em. TikTok Sexy Chefs (which is mostly one man making a coconut squirt) is back in the zeitgeist. We also discuss performative males and how the general sentiment around them has changed with the times. We also read a listener email from someone going through a brutal breakup and offer the kind of heartfelt but unlicensed wisdom that we refuse to stop giving out. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Gooning With Ur Boys Nov 07, 2025

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Article's from today's episode: The Goon Squad by Daniel Kolitz for Harper's Magazine. https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/

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Men's Appreciation Week! Oct 31, 2025

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You read that right, folks! We love men!!! What do small gestures and small ankles have in common? They both make Amelia horny apparently. Liz thirsts over parallel parking, and people are having less sex than ever. Happy Halloween! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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