The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast

Podcast Announcement - Stranger Things Coverage May 30, 2022

This will address the Hawkins Report Podcast.

-Dean

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Stranger Things "Chapter Eight: Battle of Starcourt" May 16, 2020

Jessica and Dean wrap up their coverage of Season 3! Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Seven: The Bite" May 04, 2020

Jessica and Dean dive into Alexei's charm, Robin's big reveal, and a great and mature discussion between Mike and El. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Six: E Pluribus Unum" Apr 30, 2020

Billy's racism. Amusement park rides. Jessica's fondness (to put it lightly) of Steve Harrington, and much more. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Five: The Flayed" Apr 22, 2020

Jessica and Dean tackle the fastest-moving and most action-packed episode of the season. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Four: The Sauna Test" Apr 15, 2020

The best episode of season three so far. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Three: The Case of the Missing Lifeguard" Apr 06, 2020

The powerful and competent ladies are bailing out all the dingus men. Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Two: The Mall Rats" Mar 30, 2020

Is the third season leaning a little too heavy into the whole 80s thing...? Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member.

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Stranger Things "Chapter One: Suzie, Do You Copy?" Mar 23, 2020

Jessica and Dean have returned after an extended hiatus! Hawkins Report Facebook Group Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Instagram. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Nine: The Gate" Dec 04, 2017

Matthew and Josh join Jessica and Dean for a special four-way discussion about season two's finale. Matthew reads a passage out of "Heart of Thunder" (Ms. Wheeler's romance novel), Josh and Dean debate the use of Billy, and Jessica ensures we miss no details as we plow forward. Thanks again to everyone who joined us for another excellent season of Stranger Things. We'll see you for season three!

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Stranger Things "Chapter Eight: The Mind Flayer" Nov 29, 2017

Dean and Jessica have kicked Matthew back to Portland and they are finally back to work on The Hawkins Report. Jessica and Dean were both relieved to see that Stranger Things is back to form with "The Mind Flayer", and Dean totally forgets that "The Lost Sister" happened because he opens his commentary by saying, "We pick right up where we left off..." Um, no we didn't Dean - there was a whole episode in between. For obvious reasons Bob shines in this episode, but Jessica makes a great point by highlighting that it is hard to care about characters that are introduced in the second season. Additionally, Bob is "the other guy" and despite this we still come to love as much as "the guy" in Hopper. Another stand-out and emotional episode. Thanks to everyone who turned up in the live chat. We will see you for the finale soon!

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Stranger Things "Chapter Seven: The Lost Sister" Nov 17, 2017

In a season full of high points we've finally gotten a lull in the writing, and Jessica and Dean are convinced that this was the worst episode of both seasons. That's not to say that there aren't redeeming qualities (aesthetic, Eleven, and some cool power displays from Kali), but there is a lot of super-hero movie and Sith/Jedi dynamics on display -- both of which are a bit overplayed. Despite the limitations in this week's episode, Jessica and Dean manage quite a few laughs - especially when "The Craft" comes up and we get a glimpse into Jessica's childhood.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Six: The Spy" Nov 14, 2017

"The Spy" raises the bar for season two and supplants "Dig Dug" as the season stand-out. Jessica and Dean talk all things Murray: is he a creep or what? They also get into the Aliens style assault on the Upside Down tunnels, they talk Billy's curling and cigarette work-out, and Jessica reaffirms her love of Steve. All this and more on -- The Hawkins Report.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Five: Dig Dug" Nov 09, 2017

"Dig Dug" may be the best episode of Season Two. Dean and Jessica make the point that "things happen" and those things are perfectly timed. There has been plenty of set-up, sub-plot, and character growth. The Duffer brothers continue to be capable show runners who can weave all the lines together into a tightly knit story. For a season with plenty of high points, Dig Dug may stand alone versus the previous four chapters. What do you think?

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Stranger Things "Chapter Four: Will the Wise" Nov 07, 2017

Jessica and Dean are back at it again and they jump right into the aftermath of Will's encounter with the "Shadow Monster" that apparently has invaded Will's psyche. Yikes. We also talk about Billy the racist, Hopper's aggressive parenting, and an interesting encounter in the Hawkins Lab.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Three: The Pollywog" Nov 06, 2017

Jessica and Dean bring Matthew onto this week's episode and the trio dive deep into "The Pollywog". They all share some concerns for Dustin, but are largely optimistic about his story line for the season long-haul. The protagonists continue to be agents of action (see: Nancy, and Eleven). They do things. They make decisions and we approve. Matthew begs the show to stop making him watch Eleven cry, and the gang speculates on what types of life lessons that Hopper will teach Eleven. Plenty to discuss this week! Thanks again to Matthew for joining us!

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Stranger Things "Chapter Two: Trick or Treat, Freak" Nov 04, 2017

This week Dean watches the right episode, and both Jessica and Dean agree that this was another strong showing. Stranger Things continues to do what it does well: develop great interpersonal relationships, and this week it is Eleven and Hopper that shine. Jessica says she hates Billy, but Dean is predicting a mid-season turnaround on her feelings for Billy. What do you think? Will Jessica 180 on Billy? Will she fall for those tight blue jeans and devil-may-care attitude? Only time will tell.

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Stranger Things "Chapter One: Madmax" Oct 29, 2017

Stranger Things is back and so is The Hawkins Report! Did Dean watch the wrong episode? Does Jessica still have a "it's complicated" relationship with Steve? Is Mr. Wheeler still a creep-show? Does the second season set up anything interesting? Is the chemistry still there with the kids? Is Samwise really making out with Winona? And finally, can anyone trust Paul "steal your pulse rifle and lock you in the med-lab so you can get impregnated by an alien" Reiser ever again?! All this and more on our long-anticipated return to Stranger Things.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Eight: The Upside Down" Aug 21, 2016

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Eight: The Upside Down"

Spoilers Contained! Joyce and Hopper are taken in for questioning. Nancy and Jonathan prepare to fight the monster and save Will.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Seven: The Bathtub" Aug 17, 2016

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Seven: The Bathtub"

Spoilers Contained! The government comes searching for Eleven. Eleven looks for Will in the Upside Down.

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Stranger Things "Chapter Six: The Monster" Aug 10, 2016

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Six: The Monster"

Spoilers Contained! Hopper and Joyce find the truth about the lab's experiments. After their fight, the boys look for the missing Eleven.

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1. Bonus Episodes Every Month (listen to samples) 2. Early Access Episodes -You get to listen to episodes before they are released to the public! 3. Vote monthly in our Illuminati Poll -Each month you will help determine one film that we cover through an email vote! Additional Benefits: -Private Facebook Group -You'll be recognized on the show by the hosts! -We will pin your name on 'Our Members' Page (Hall of Illuminati) -Show Stickers -Bounty Hunter’s Club Discounts

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Stranger Things "Chapter Five: The Flea and the Acrobat" Aug 07, 2016

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Five: The Flea and the Acrobat"

Spoilers Contained! Hopper breaks into the lab to find the truth about Will's death. The boys try to locate the "gate" that will take them to Will.

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1. Bonus Episodes Every Month (listen to samples) 2. Early Access Episodes -You get to listen to episodes before they are released to the public! 3. Vote monthly in our Illuminati Poll -Each month you will help determine one film that we cover through an email vote! Additional Benefits: -Private Facebook Group -You'll be recognized on the show by the hosts! -We will pin your name on 'Our Members' Page (Hall of Illuminati) -Show Stickers -Bounty Hunter’s Club Discounts

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Stranger Things "Chapter Four: The Body" Aug 03, 2016

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Four: The Body"

Spoilers Contained! Joyce goes into denial. The boys attempt to communicate with Will.

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1. Bonus Episodes Every Month (listen to samples) 2. Early Access Episodes -You get to listen to episodes before they are released to the public! 3. Vote monthly in our Illuminati Poll -Each month you will help determine one film that we cover through an email vote! Additional Benefits: -Private Facebook Group -You'll be recognized on the show by the hosts! -We will pin your name on 'Our Members' Page (Hall of Illuminati) -Show Stickers -Bounty Hunter’s Club Discounts

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Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions. You're not a unique snowflake.

Stranger Things "Chapter Three: Holly, Jolly" Jul 27, 2016

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Three: Holly, Jolly"

Spoilers Contained!

Joyce tries to talk to Will. Hopper makes a startling discovery.

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Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions. You're not a unique snowflake.

Stranger Things "Chapter Two: The Weirdo on Maple Street" Jul 22, 2016

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast "Chapter Two: The Weirdo on Maple Street"

Spoilers Contained!

Mike hides the mysterious girl in his house. Joyce gets a strange phone call.

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Become A Member For Benefits 1. Bonus Episodes Every Month 2. Early Access Episodes -You get to listen to episodes before they are released to the public! 3. Vote monthly in our Illuminati Poll -Each month you will help determine one film that we cover through an email vote!

Review us on iTunes

A note on LIVE recordings This was recorded live on Mixlr. Make sure you follow the link below so you can be alerted to all live shows. We'd love for more of you to participate on Mixlr where you can join us in the chat room and be part of the show as it is happening!

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Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions. You're not a unique snowflake.

Stranger Things "Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers" Jul 19, 2016

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast by LSG Media "Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers"

Spoilers Contained!

At the U.S. Dept. of Energy an unexplained event occurs. Then when a young Dungeons and Dragons playing boy named Will disappears after a night with his friends, his mother Joyce and the town of Hawkins are plunged into darkness.

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Become A Member For Benefits 1. Bonus Episodes Every Month 2. Early Access Episodes -You get to listen to episodes before they are released to the public! 3. Vote monthly in our Illuminati Poll -Each month you will help determine one film that we cover through an email vote!

A note on LIVE recordings This was recorded live on Mixlr. Make sure you follow the link below so you can be alerted to all live shows. We'd love for more of you to participate on Mixlr where you can join us in the chat room and be part of the show as it is happening!

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Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions. You're not a unique snowflake. ity for your own feelings and actions. You're not a unique snowflake.

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