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HLS: Ep. 126: Jailhouse Lawyer Mike Oct 29, 2020

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Your bluetooth will object with extreme prejudice when Mike the Jailhouse Lawyer seizes the Virus Bunker with defiant Danny Murillo and unloads an ungodly amount of Prison and Law hacks on Big Lucks, ‘Ol Blue Eyes and Chumahan. Listen to the cacophony naysayers when Mike was down, hear what years upon years in the hole was like, learn as Mike claws his way out of the hole by taking ownership of the thing that put him there: the law. Mike takes the law in his own hands and even though the fat cat establishment tried to throw every road block at Mike, hear how he fought through it all and find out how he won, MIKE FOUGHT THE LAW AND MIKE WON. You can too. If you are not a fan of soldiering, laughter and guts please don’t listen to this episode.

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HLS: Ep. 125: Sophia Oct 26, 2020

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Big Luck's diamond daughter shines into the virus bunker and lays asunder a whole bunch of thunder you will not believe what you hear from the one woman that the alpha male's alpha male respects, loves and learned from, hear how she became a master teacher, graduated with her credential and now is consulting in Los Angeles in tutoring children, hear about how they went years without communicating, hear what her favorite food is, hear what Father and Daughter have in common hear about her culture shock when she went to school in Alabama, hear how it feels when Sophia's friends meet the tattooed dad, hear what it's like to be Vince's sister and more. Every emotion in the human feel wheel is triggered by this special episode.

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HLS: Ep. 124: RISK p.2 Oct 22, 2020

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Your earbuds will party with medieval painters, women of the night and Paulie B after Risk Part 2 explodes all over your audio with amazing dazzling tales of aggressive adventure and unspoken fantasies, find out what it's like to be coked-up and freestyle in front of thousands, hear about the psychology of colors from the color-fill master and why Steve hates mint green, listen to the hard luck crew watch Risk's ex-woman packing her bags for good while Risk talks about epic lifestyle exploits, hear the unvarnished truth about what Risk thinks of Bob Ross and whether or not it was right for Bob Ross to keep a squirrel in his breast pocket, meet Risk's manager and find out if haters are trying to steal his artist, hear a dope, high degree surrealism art discussion from the true insiders, this is the conclusion that clears up confusion giving you a triple infusion that will leave a contusion, this episode is jammed with a galaxy of counter pop culture gems. DO NOT MISS.

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HLS: Ep. 123: RISK p.1 Oct 19, 2020

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You earbuds will blast your brain sack with thrills and color-fills when the virus bunker descends on the Legendary Bearded Hairy, more talented than Richard Scarry, the Artistic Adversary, filterless, no holds barred the Dalai Lama of Chaos, writer, artist and spraycan phenom RISK, hear how dope is studio is, eschucha about his first extra extra extra street fight defending a homie in his crew that impressed Big Lucks, listen to how RISK got his name, hear about Risk’s swamp thing upbringing, hear about his first writing he did in highschool, hear about how he met Mr. Cartoon, hear about how Risk was made a knight in the Italian monarchy, listen to medieval porn theory, listen to how Risk designed the sets for Michael Jackson’s the way you make me feel video, share in the craziness when Risk discloses what he saw on the set when he was hiding in the rafters as MJ plotted the dance, listen to stripper theory and hacks, follow the history of Big Lucks and Risk, yes ‘Ol Blue Eyes is there, and Chumahan too, the whole thing got so big, so real, so raw, so testy, so fanatical, so off the charts, off the hooks, that well, it had to be split in two: to allow this show to be heard in one sitting would tear space-time fabric. BONUS MATERIAL: Bob Marley’s cousin busts a sort of Jamaican rant/rap freestyle. Not to be missed. This is a pu pu platter of dope sh#t.

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HLS: Ep. 122: Rachel Sterling Oct 15, 2020

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You earbuds will have performance anxiety when Rachel “Kitty” Sterling glam-marches into the belly of the Virus Bunker radiating face-melting levels of fabulousness and unloads shock and awe honesty on Big Lucks, ‘Ol Blue Eyes and Chumahan, listen to Rachel’s chilling tale of getting “shitty” on a combo of pink champagne and whiskey AND PODCASTING RIGHT THROUGH STILL-DRUNK NEXT DAY, hear how little Sterling first heard about quaaludes, be wowed by Sterling’s pheromone tests and how she sniffs men, find out what Ms. Sterling says after ‘Ol Blue Eyes claims he would never fall for her charms, hear about the secret Russian high end party that Rachel threw up at, vomit, tight clothes, drunkery and wisdom, it’s all here. If you’re the type of person that thinks women can’t be funny then this show will cause you to bleed from all your holes BECAUSE THE SHOW IS HILARIOUS.

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HLS: Ep. 121: The Ho Whisperer Oct 12, 2020

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Hoe-ology "the aftermath", bigger badder wetter deeper, when Romina kicks down the virus bunker door she puts old blue eyes on the couch and grills him like a festive sausage listen as Big Lucks and Chumahan are surprised and wowed when Romina tells us about the smallest member she's seen on a guy, also hear what's the theory behind a woman who only wants to give BJ's, hear on the show who has the highest score on the Adverse Childhood Experience score, finally, Romina is shot into the question chamber, find out what no one knows, this is an action packed booty whacked flapjacked episode that you cannot take your ears off of. You must listen for the good of all.

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HLS Ep. 120: Cholofit, Creeper Oct 08, 2020

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Your earbuds will drop weight and gain muscle and say, “Yo homie, that’s what’s up” when the infamous, notorious, hilarious, gregarious, Creeper brings Cholofit to the Virus Bunker and sweat tests Big Luck’s, ‘Ol Blue Eyes, and Chumahan, this is a once in a lifetime max out grind, discover never before heard stories from Creeper and the Comedy Genius behind Creeper, listen to how the Creeper Character came about, hear about the Television show the creator built, hear about how Creeper worked with the legendary Andie MacDowell from Groundhog’s Day, hear about the future of Creeper and Cholofit, the numerous projects in the works and Cholofit Movie Studios, hear about THE WORST COMEDY advice he ever received, hear about what Cheech Marin said to the Latinx-Exercise Guru, listen to Brian Stephens try to steal Creeper’s friend, finally, let the creator of Cholofit tell you the harrowing, horrific, ghastly tale of the worst time he bombed on stage in public: GET YOUR HEART RATE UP, GET YOUR CHICANO UP and LAUGH SO HARD YOU BUST A GUT. This is a gem.

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HLS Ep. 119: Lil’ Luck, Big Lucks, Alpha Male Theory Oct 05, 2020

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Your earbuds will drop and grow hair when Big Lucks brings Lil’ Lucky into the Virus Bunker, ‘Ol Blue Eyes, Big Lucks, and Chumahan drive a determined discussion with repercussions about fatherhood in celebrating the life of Lil’ Lucky’s Father Big Diablo, then ‘Ol Blue Eye’s father calls the show and we get an inside peek at the sound engineer’s mystique, then manhood is mansplained by the four horsemen of the Papa-colypse, hear Big Lucks’s thoughts on the Presidential Debate, hear the ins and out of the down and dirty of what it takes to be a leader, the difference between sales and real talk, listen to why the Proud Boys sounds like a LBGQ+ fundraising choir, and mooooooore. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SHOW IF YOU HATE INTEGRITY AND LEADERSHIP.

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HLS Ep. 118: Dark Vaper Oct 01, 2020

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Your bluetooth will gargle vape juice when Dark Vaper flies on the emperor's shuttle from the death star to the Virus Bunker and dispenses crazy cloud burst knowledge on Big Luck's, 'Ol Blue Eyes, Shoeless Brian Stevens, and Chumahan, hear which is healthier the Juul or the giant and grenade vapes, find out what Salt Nicotine is versus Freebase Nicotine, how much is the Altria deal with Juul, Dark Vaper worked deep in the vape industry, and will make us all smokeless padawans, find out further about mergers, and where Vape is going, and also some crazy irrational psychotic wild Brian Stevens insanity randomly peppered in accompanied by smoking weed on planes. LISTENING TO THIS WILL MAKE YOU RICH AND LOVE NICOTINE.

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HLS Ep. 117: King Salmon Respawns Sep 28, 2020

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Your bluetooth will smoke weed, gargle IPA and hit the cornhole hard when King Salmon returns to devil spawn in the virus Bunker with Big Luck’s, ‘Ol Blue Eyes, and Chumahan, hear King Salmon’s side of things when he was CAUGHT red handed with non-alcoholic beer and peanuts, hear Robert Standish’s thoughts about cornhole as he sits in, hear how King Salmon still clings to the wagon with white knuckles, the tension explodes like the alien ripping out of a chest when King Salmon and Chumahan clash on air about their last fight, hear Big Luck’s counsel, hear ‘Ol Blue Eyes’s side of things, when the smoke clears, so does Big Lucks, however, if you dare, if you have the gall, if you have guts, if you have an iron will, if you are somehow interested in weirdness, then stay and listen to King Salmon’s director’s commentary on his Rap Track, this one’s for Cappers71.

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