The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news

Goodbye from The Goalmouth, at least for now Jul 24, 2017

We're putting The Goalmouth to rest, at least for now. Details are in today's episode. A sincere thank you to everyone who's listened these past few months.

Why Neymar Could Cost PSG Half a Billion Dollars Jul 21, 2017

Ryan Bailey runs you through the very latest soccer news, including Neymar's crazy cost, Kyle Walker's intriguing comments and a new eSports youth academy. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.

The USMNT Twisted Its Way Past a Biting El Salvador Defense Jul 20, 2017

The US Men’s National Team advances past El Salvador in the Gold Cup, albeit with several bite marks, Jozy Altidore’s girlfriend is not pleased, Chelsea eventually get their second choice man, that Neymar-to-PSG rumor is somehow gaining momentum, and history is made in Major League Soccer.

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Christian Pulisic puts on a clinic Jul 19, 2017

Christian Pulisic puts on a clinic, your guide to watching soccer on TV today, Antonio Conte renews with Chelsea, the 2017 MLS All Star roster’s two biggest snubs (in my opinion), and one of the best postgame interviews I’ve ever seen by a manager.

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Arsenal Making Moves, PSG Breaking Records? Jul 18, 2017

A new kind of clearance sale at Arsenal, PSG are considering spending an absolutely insane amount of money for one player (even by their standards), Joe Hart gets loaned, Pepe Reina could be bought, Claudio Bravo may be left out in the cold, Kylian Mbappe might be on a plane, and Manchester United had a strange time in Utah.

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Gold Cup knockouts, Women's Euros, plus Zlatan and Ronaldo staying put? Jul 17, 2017

Reinforcements fly in the for the Gold Cup quarterfinals! The Women’s Euros begin! Milan are buying all the players! Zlatan turns down the Galaxy! And Jose Mourinho’s mission impossible!

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Alexandre Lacazette socred in a friendly and is therefore brilliant Jul 14, 2017

Ryan Bailey delivers today's bite-sized morsels of soccer news, which includes Neymar's new tattoo, Gold Cup action and fancy seats in Bolton. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

USMNT Scrapes Past Martinique, RIP Chuck Blazer Jul 13, 2017

The US Men’s National Team continues to make everyone nervous, Chuck Blazer passes away, Tiemoue Bakayoko is joining Chelsea for the 13th time this transfer window, Riyad Mahrez might finally be on the move, and David Villa is the best player in Major League soccer.

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When a nil-nil draw that feels like a 3–0 victory (because it was) Jul 12, 2017

Florent Malouda and French Guiana find yet another way to make a mockery of CONCACAF, US Open Cupdate, Karim Benzema wins a victory in his blackmail case, even I can juggle more times than Real Madrid’s new signing, more transfer news, Leicester City’s owners in trouble with the Thai government, and a club announces for the first time that it will be paying its male and female players equally. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.

Transfer gossip alert! Jul 11, 2017

Daryl Grove went all in on the transfer gossip for today's Goalmouth. He regrets nothing.

Martinique>USA, Wayne Rooney's pajama secrets, and a scare for Ajax Jul 10, 2017

The U.S. starts the Gold Cup with a draw, Rooney and Lukaku trade places, Chelsea land Rudiger, and positive news after a scary moment for an Ajax player.

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Lukaku's Medical, Mkhitaryan's Diet & a Braille Kit Jul 07, 2017

Lukaku transfer update! The world’s most dedicated fan! Henrikh Mkhitaryan tries the Wayne Rooney summer diet plan! The North American 2026 World Cup bid is on! And the world’s first braille kit! For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Manchester United and Everton Agree on a Deal for Romelu Lukaku, Except Maybe They Didn't? Jul 06, 2017

Manchester United might be parting ways with Wayne Rooney, may still be interested in Alvaro Morata, and may possibly have signed Romelu Lukaku, a cataclysmic combo could soon be reigning supreme in Turkey, Americans on the move, and the Kenny Saief Hype Train will be idling at the station for the entirety of The Gold Cup.

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Messi’s new contract will make him even richer—but not as rich as Steph Curry Jul 05, 2017

American sons of international superstars, Messi’s new contract will make him even richer but not as rich as Steph Curry, a brief transfer news round-up, and two shocking losses

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Germany just keep winning, John Terry has a new team, and Blatter will be back Jul 03, 2017

Germany win the Confederations Cup! Dom Dwyer flips for the red, white, and blue! John Terry has a new club! Leo Messi gets married! And Sepp Blatter just can’t stay away!

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Real Madrid's transfer freeze and Bayern Munich's bad omen Jun 30, 2017

Real Madrid’s transfer freeze! Ronaldo’s bundles of joy! Germany’s Confederations Cup triumph! Bayern Munich’s bad omen! And Paolo Maldini has retired… again! For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Shock Results in the US Open Cup, Ball Don't Lie for Chile Against Portugal Jun 29, 2017

The US Open cup keeps hope alive, Chile do the same in the Confederations Cup, LAFC’s theoretical roster continues to theoretically expand, the transfer market keeps on thriving, surprisingly favorable contracts in Russia, and witch doctors in the Portuguese Liga.

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The Garcia Report (dun dun dun!) and prosecutions in the Hillsborough case Jun 28, 2017

The Garcia Report, prosecutions (finally) in the Hillsborough Disaster, Toronto FC is the champion of Canada, streaming soccer news for the Premier League and Champions League, and Confederations Cup and UEFA under-21 updates

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Bild says it has the FIFA Garcia Report, plus: Dom Dwyer makes the USMNT roster Jun 27, 2017

Daryl Grove with today's soccer news and patriotic tea-making tips:

FIFA corruption revealed, almost! An Englishman sneaks onto the US Gold Cup roster. England U21s face Germany in the Euro U 21 semis and will almost definitely not lose on penalties. Plus: Man Utd in for Matic and Liverpool get a quote on Keita.

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Clint Dempsey heroics, a new deal for Balotelli, and maximum Pogba Jun 26, 2017

The Confederations Cup semifinals are set! Clint Dempsey strikes again! Mario Balotelli gets a Nice new deal! San Jose fire a coach, Crystal Palace hire one! And, Paul Pogba does the most Paul Pogba thing possible!

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Liverpool conduct the worst piece of transfer business in history Jun 23, 2017

Christian Pulisic is up for an award! Oscar got a huge ban! The Confederations Cup remains vaguely interesting! Liverpool performed the worst piece of transfer business in history! And Sergio Ramos is really really bad at tax evasion. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

VAR Drama in the Confederations Cup, Zlatan's Clothing (At the Very Least) is Heading to LA Jun 22, 2017

Video Assistant Referees are the new Heath Ledger, Cristiano Ronaldo does Cristiano Ronaldo things, Zlatan lets his clothes do the talking, a couple of Americans might be getting new European clubs, and we take a moment to remember Tony DiCicco.

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Real Madrid stars charged with tax fraud, blackmail, and perjury Jun 21, 2017

Even more legal trouble for Real Madrid stars, Manchester United cleared of wrongdoing in the Pogba scandal, two Red Bull teams will be allowed to play in the Champions League, Boca Juniors wins the league, and Oscar causes a bench-clearing brawl

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New Germany! New VAR controversy! New rules! Jun 20, 2017

Daryl Grove with today's soccer news and birthday wishes. On today's episode: Germany shows us the future; VAR controversy, again; new rules, coming soon to a soccer field near you; Chucky Lozano on the move; and tax problems for C-Ron and The Special One.

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Ronaldo and Alves might share a city, Donnarumma gets fake money, and Paolo Maldini goes pro in tennis Jun 19, 2017

The Confederations Cup begins! Are Ronaldo and Dani Alves going to the same city? It’s raining fake money at the U-21 European Championship! Paolo Maldini is a tennis player now! And, Crotone’s manager completes a really long bike ride!

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Ronaldo, Conte, Donnarumma, Guardado and Freddy Adu might ALL be on the move Jun 16, 2017

Buckle up, cause we’ve got a drama-filled episode for you today! Cristiano doesn’t like Spain anymore, Milan’s teenage sensation stabbed the club in the back and the fans in the heart ALLLLLL at once, Marco Verratti continues the will he/won’t he dance with Barcelona, Jurgen Klinsmann gets paid, Antonio Conte stays angry, Andres Guardado might be on the move, and so might Freddy Adu.

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US Open Cup upsets, Lindelof to Man Utd, Southampton coach fired Jun 15, 2017

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Ronaldo and Modric in court, the manager who was fired in verse Jun 14, 2017

Christos FC shocks DC United in the U.S. Open Cup, Canada’s own Freddy Adu (seriously, this will never get old), two Real Madrid players in court, the manager who was fired with a poem, and Howler gives you the soccer ball phone

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The North Korea World Cup bid and Cristiano Ronaldo's new arrivals Jun 13, 2017

North and South Korean might put together the daddy of all World Cup bids, Cristiano Ronaldo is becoming a daddy again, Newcastle might be getting a new daddy and Neymar has the daddy of transfer values! For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

A thriller at Azteca, England win a World Cup, and the worst decision of Adebayor's career Jun 12, 2017

Mexico and the U.S. play an entertaining 1-1 draw in their World Cup qualifier, England win the (U-20) World Cup, the UAE doesn’t even want Qatari referees, new kickoff times for the Premier League? And, the worst decision of Emmanuel Adebayor’s career. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Victory for the USMNT and Zlatan's Manchester Exit Jun 09, 2017

On today's Goalmouth: The USA win the acronym battle with T&T, Zlatan’s leaving Manchester, Nolito really wants to leave Manchester, Leo Messi is getting married and the #wengerOut campaign gets political! Make your inbox more soccer-savvy by subscribing to the glorious Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Antonio Conte Doesn't Like Diego Costa, Southampton Say Liverpool Like Virgil van Dijk Too Much Jun 08, 2017

Very very reliable sources indicate Diego Costa probably won’t be playing for Chelsea next season (hint: the source is Diego Costa), Liverpool might have broken up one too many of Southampton’s relationships, Real Madrid to stick with Keylor Navas for at least the next 6 months, Alexis Sanchez isn’t going to Manchester City, and the USA prepares for a World Cup qualifier against Trinidad and Tobago, who it seems might attempt to start the match in a literal bunker. Okay. Maybe not a literal one… but you see what I’m driving at…

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Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land Jun 07, 2017

Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land, North Korean forced labor on Russian World Cup stadium, England fans banned for making Nazi gestures, Arda Turan assaults journalist and retires from international soccer, and Sergio Ramos is a pitch invader vigilante

Pulisic's new Bosz, Qatar 2022 World Cup questions, remembering Cheick Tiote Jun 06, 2017

It's Daryl Grove with today's soccer news: Pulisic has a new boss, 2022 World Cup in doubt, Arsenal get a new left back, Liverpool get reported, and remembering Cheick Tiote.

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Real Madrid make history, Pulisic saves the day, and Hazard gets hurt Jun 05, 2017

Real Madrid make Champions League history, Christian Pulisic saves the day, Mallory Pugh breaks her duck, Eden Hazard breaks his ankle, and Arsenal lose a club legend.

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Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi, Liam Gallagher gives his on Zlatan Jun 02, 2017

On today's Goalmouth with Ryan Bailey: Antoine Griezmann’s Premier League plans pooh-poohed! Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi! Juventus Stadium is getting a new name! Liam Gallagher compares Zlatan to a cartoon chicken! And a former Premier League star is forced to address rumors of his own demise! For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Atletico's ban upheld, Real Madrid are definitely (but maybe not) bidding for David de Gea Jun 01, 2017

Atletico Madrid’s transfer activity will be forcefully limited this summer, Real Madrid continue to flirtatiously bat their eyes in the direction of David de Gea while Manchester United deny that any flirtatious eye batting has occurred, Chelsea’s already strong midfield might be getting even stronger, Manchester City’s new goalkeeper should remember that his Twitter history is easily searchable, and Carlos Tevez had a goal wrongly disallowed and it seems the entire Chinese soccer system is to blame.

Sculptor’s reign of terror continues + big money for Big John Brooks May 31, 2017

Weaponizing soccer art, a new record for an American transfer, the world’s most expensive soccer clubs, and the world’s most famous soccer players

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Wenger in, Tuchel out, and the most expensive American of all time May 30, 2017

Cup final glory galore, Wenger in, Tuchel out, the most expensive American of all time, and Bruce Arena’s World Cup qualifying roster.

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Rooney's Future and the Worst Half-Time Show of all Time May 26, 2017

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Manchester United Get That Europa League Glory and the US U20s Get A Win at the World Cup May 25, 2017

Manchester United are sort of kind of the Champions of Europe, the Chilean FA are either reckless tweeters or brilliant Twitter trolls, one Eintracht Frankfurt player learns that tattoos can be painful in more than one way, Bobby Wood is staying in the Bundesliga and another American might soon be joining him, and the USA get a win at the U20 World Cup!

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Pastore, Di Maria, Rosell raided by police; Maradona gets pwned May 24, 2017

Police raids for Barcelona and PSG, Real Madrid buys the Brazilian Freddy Adu, Diego Maradona gets pwned by a Korean teenager, and Tyrone Mings just wants to touch the ball.

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The Antoine Griezmann transfer gossip rating scale May 23, 2017

Bravo to the US U20s, Atlanta’s wunderkind makes his MLS debut, the all-new Antoine Griezmann transfer gossip rating scale, the Disneyfication of Portsmouth Football Club, and how Leonardo Bonucci made his son cry.

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Cristiano's not a devil, John Terry gets a big goodbye, and Russian robots ready for war May 22, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo insists he’s not a devil, John Terry steals the show, the Liga MX final is set, an unexpected tribute for Francesco Totti, and the robot bodyguard of the 2018 World Cup.

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New diving rules, Monaco’s VIP rapper and Schalke’s hi-tech shirts May 19, 2017

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Monaco Win Ligue 1, Lukaku back to Chelsea, and Aubameyang to China for $1 million per week May 18, 2017

Monaco are your new Ligue 1 champions and I now shudder to think how much money PSG will spend this summer to rectify that... No matter what happens in the Championship playoff final, Americans have even more reasons to watch the Premier League next season… Walter Mazarri and Watford part ways in roughly the same way that Fredo and the Corleone family did in The Godfather Part II… Inter Milan probably won’t be triggering the buyout clause in Mauricio Pochettino’s Tottenham Contract… and the transfer rumor mill has kicked into gear.

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Mallory Pugh signs with the worst NWSL team, Bayern threatens to sue newspaper over transfer rumor, and the most amazing own goal you might ever see May 17, 2017

Mallory Pugh signs with the worst NWSL team, Bayern threatens to sue newspaper over transfer rumor, chances of a BPL playoff, Bebeto’s baby signs for Sporting Lisbon, England vs. Spain in UEFA U-17 threedux, and the most amazing own goal you might ever see.

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US Soccer's presidential election just got more interesting May 16, 2017

Chelsea crowned, Sunil Gulati challenged, Nacho thinks fast, Virtual Reality soccer in the Champions League final, and Ryan Hollingshead is back where he belongs.

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Champions riding mopeds, James Rodriguez says goodbye?, and Lavezzi is an idiot May 15, 2017

A slew of new champions, Carli Lloyd continues her Wembley domination, the final four is set in Liguilla, James says goodbye to Real Madrid?, and Ezequiel Lavezzi apologizes for being incredibly dumb.

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Cristiano Ronaldo's massive pay day and the college team who might make the Europa League May 12, 2017

Man United are embarrassing! Swansea players are generous! Fabian Johnson is under contract! Cristiano Ronaldo is very rich! And the college team who are heading towards the Europa League! Ryan Bailey takes you through today's bite-sized soccer news. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Real Madrid Book Passage to Wales, FOX Sports Gets German, Francesco Totti Will Never Die May 11, 2017

Karim Benzema and Real Madrid skip past Atletico to book their spot in the Champions League Final, Philippe Coutinho is for sale for slightly more than the GDP of Micronesia, Africa officially gets more slices of the World Cup pie, Wolverhampton trust in agent fees rather than actual managerial knowhow, Francesco Totti confirms that he hasn’t confirmed those earlier reports that confirmed that he’s retiring, and Lothar Matthaus could soon be throwing shade at Alexi Lalas on a TV screen near you.

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FIFA now literally has no ethics (investigator), Copa América 2019, Messi lookalike lands in Iranian jail May 10, 2017

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FIFA has dismissed two key ethics officials (yes, FIFA has ethics officials), Emerson Hyndman returns to Bournemouth, the 104th US Open Cup kicks off, Champions League semifinals, the 2019 Copa América could include six teams not from South America, adorable Liverpool U-9s take on Coutinho and Wijnaldum, Messi lookalike lands in Iranian jail

Brad Guzan 15-hole edition May 09, 2017

US keeper gets triple-megged, 2026 World Cup bid to be fast-tracked, Orlando gets a World Cup qualifier, Dutch take another sip of Advocaat,Monaco attempt the impossible, and Robert Kovac is a real-life superhero.

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A first for Arsene Wenger, Zlatan's incredible ligaments, and Maradona's comeback May 08, 2017

Wenger finally beats Mourinho, Mexico beat the U.S. in a cup final, Zlatan has superhuman knees, Chapecoense get something to smile about, and Maradona gets a new job.

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Premier League Play-offs, Neymar's Prison Sentence and Soccer Sin Bins May 05, 2017

The Premier League might be getting play-offs this season! Manchester United’s European dream is still very much alive! Neymar’s prison sentence is a thing! U-20 World Cup update and the introduction of sin bins! Find all this and more in today's Goalmouth, presented by Ryan Bailey. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V Don't forget to check out today's sponsor: SoccerPro. If you use the code “GOALMOUTH18” at checkout for orders of $50 or more, then you'll qualify for free shipping.

Monaco’s fairytale story gets a George RR Martin re-write, Francesco Totti may be mortal after all May 04, 2017

Monaco’s Cinderella story gets a Red Wedding-esque conclusion, Manchester United and Celta Vigo might be our only hope of a dramatic semifinal in a European cup competition, Ajax get biblical on Lyon, Franceso Totti may be mortal after all, the US U17s continue to put a hurting on their CONCACAF opponents, and more English soccer than ever will be streaming to a small screen near you next season.

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Cristiano has a bunch of new Champions League records, the four-red-card ending to the Russian Cup final, and the Indian team threatening to “fast unto death” May 03, 2017

U.S. Soccer has a 100 million dollar problitunity, Cristiano Ronaldo proves he doesn’t have to be offside to get a hat trick, Sulley Muntari receives further punishment for being the target of racial abuse from random strangers, the Russian Cup final with four red cards in the final 20 seconds, meet the man who is making a fortune selling all those “Wenger Out” signs, and the Indian club planning a… hunger strike.

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Emre does the Can Can, Gefeliciteerd to Matt Miazga, Zlatan goes under the knife May 02, 2017

Emre Can defies gravity, Matt Miazga lifts a trophy, US men's team to face Ghana ( again), Diego Simeone desparately seeking right backs, and Zlatan’s surgery a success, says agent.

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Spurs crush Arsenal's spirit, Alex Morgan reaches new heights, and Cristiano breaks a record May 01, 2017

Spurs do the impossible, Lyon and Alex Morgan reach the Champions League final, Sulley Muntari is punished for being racially abused, Cristiano Ronaldo sets another record, and an unlikely hero in Liga MX.

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Marcus Rashford’s Skills, The Timbers’ Expansion & The World’s Dumbest Arsenal Fan Apr 28, 2017

Ryan Bailey is here with around five minutes of the latest soccer news for your ears! The Timbers are expanding their stadium! Possibly using Timber! Marcus Rashford did an amazing thing! FIFA are corrupt! Julia Roberts trolled Sergio Ramos! And the world’s dumbest Arsenal fan. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.

Dortmund Vanquish Bayern, Mascherano Scores for Barcelona, and Video Replay at the 2026 World Cup Apr 27, 2017

It's Taylor Rockwell from The Total Soccer Show bringing you the hottest of hot news:

Christian Pulisic’s mere presence inspires Dortmund to a win over Bayern Munich, Monaco’s reserves were allowed onto the pitch and catastrophe ensued, Javier Mascherano is now only 501 goals behind Leo Messi on Barcelona’s scoring charts, the 2018 World Cup will have cameras everywhere but not in a way that will comfort traveling fans, the US U17s continue to make everyone cautiously optimistic about the 2026 World Cup, and cinema’s shortest serial killer is kind of now a Champion of CONCACAF.

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MLS salaries revealed, Newcastle and West Ham raided in tax fraud sting, South American goalkeepers are kooky until proven homicidal Apr 26, 2017

28 MLS players earn at least $1 million per year but none of them play for the league’s best team, the Amsterdam Arena gets a new name, Cesc Fabregas breaks a milestone, Newcastle and West Ham are in trouble, and South American goalkeepers keep doing crazy things

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Yedlin returns to the Premier League, N'Golo Kante is a real player's player, Bayern's plans for Arsenal and Spurs Apr 25, 2017

Pro/Rel for at least one American, a big win for the US U17s, Player’s Player of the Year named in England, juicy transfer rumors ahoy, plus: why one Italian team has already won at summer shopping

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El Clasico madness, clash of the Americans, and Martial's expensive goal Apr 24, 2017

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Bobby Wood to Dortmund, Liga MX witches and Clasico Emojis Apr 21, 2017

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Monaco Breaks American Hearts, Juventus Shuts Down Barcelona, and Zlatan Loves LA? Apr 20, 2017

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Real Madrid makes the semis, Mallory Pugh goes pro, John Terry to leave Chelsea Apr 19, 2017

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Carli’s going to Wembley, Paulinho and the porn star, and Kolo Toure loves Whitney Houston Apr 18, 2017

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Squeakier bums in the Premier League, Sydney Leroux's return, and tragedy in Panama Apr 17, 2017

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Mourinho moans, Arena predicts, and Milan get new owners Apr 14, 2017

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Dortmund Bus Bombing Update, Ronaldo Gets Another Record, and Didier Drogba: USL Legend Apr 13, 2017

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Dortmund bombed, Barça bombs, Dallas beats Real Madrid, Xolo in trouble Apr 12, 2017

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2026 World Cup bid details, St. Totteringham's Day canceled? and Argentina looking for new head coach Apr 11, 2017

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Diego Costa's Unhappiness, CONCACAF's new tournament & Ancelotti's kiss Apr 10, 2017

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The USA's World Cup Bid, Brazil's Return & An Arsenal Plea Apr 07, 2017

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The USWNT Gets A New CBA, Tigres Trump Whitecaps in the CCL, and Amazon Wants to Watch Serie A Apr 06, 2017

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Dallas blows a 2–1 lead in CCL semis, St. Louis voters reject MLS stadium tax, Vancouver plans “miserable” game for Tigres Apr 05, 2017

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Elevating the US Men's National Team, Jermaine Jones bites back, David Moyes under pressure Apr 04, 2017

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PSG win another dinky trophy, Arsenal fans fight each other, and Neymar bags 100 Apr 03, 2017

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Carving up the 48-team World Cup, Kekuta Manneh on the move, the future of pro/rel? Mar 31, 2017

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Alexis Sanchez Can't Win, Zlatan Won't Quit Until He Does, and Schweinsteiger's World Cup Gold Mar 30, 2017

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Welcome to CONCACAF, Christian Pulisic! PLUS Brazil qualifies, Messi suspended, Drogba rises from the ashes Mar 29, 2017

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USMNT positivity, Cristiano Ronaldo's Earnings and Pregnancy Breathing Techniques Mar 28, 2017

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U.S. national team lift off, Chicharito reaches a record, and the eternal Buffon Mar 27, 2017

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Carli Lloyd Strikes Again, Footy McFooty Face & The Messi Drug Bust Mar 24, 2017

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American Soccer Fans Have A New Bundesliga Club, Podolski Signs Off in Style Against England Mar 23, 2017

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Jordan Morris update, punching the eagle, and a man named Winkie Mar 22, 2017

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Death, taxes, and Chris Wondolowski Mar 21, 2017

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Arsenal plane wars, U.S. squad tweaks, and Pep Guardiola's happiest day Mar 20, 2017

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The American Manchester Derby, The Soccer March Madness Bracket & Barcelona’s Earthquake Mar 17, 2017

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Arena Names His USMNT Roster, Champions League Delight for Monaco and Atletico, Chicharito is Bald Mar 16, 2017

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Pulisic gamewinner, USL2Bahamas?, Champions League, Overpriced Beer Mar 15, 2017

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Going hard-in on Eden, FA Cup draw, Portland divers get memed Mar 14, 2017

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Mexican referees on strike, MLS records for Minnesota, and specialists in embarrassment Mar 13, 2017

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The 15% Fake News Edition Mar 10, 2017

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Barcelona Crush Parisian Hearts, Pulisic Beats Benfica, and Tottenham's Fancy New Home Mar 09, 2017

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Grumpy Arsenal Fans, Anonymous MLS Opinions and Keepy-Uppy World Records Mar 08, 2017

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US Soccer Federation's new rules, the N'Golo Kante twins, and #SheBelieves Mar 07, 2017

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Alexis loses his cool, England beat the U.S., and the Professional Hooligan League Mar 06, 2017

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Garber On Pro/Rel, Mesut Ozil’s New Book & Your Chinese Super League Preview Mar 03, 2017

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