The Gayly Prophet | A Harry Potter Podcast

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70. Holy Fatphobia, Batman: GoF chapter 3 Mar 30, 2021

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This week’s episode is 2/3 Politics Section but also includes fun facts about orca whales, a discussion of the joy of putting stickers on your mail, a floorboard-facts segment with Lark’s partner, and more! Major cw for discussions of dieting, eating disorders, and fatphobia. If that’s not a conversation you should listen to right now, please skip minutes 26:15 through 1:02:15 Preorders for our Gay People Love Puns pin end tomorrow! Grab yours now! Help us with transcriptions at thegaylyprophet.com/transcriptions Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Listen to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers and get access to tons of bonus content by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com Find out everything you want to know at thegaylyprophet.comtranscriptions Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

69. Harry Potter and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Exposition: GoF chapter 2 Mar 16, 2021

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Has Harry Potter ever read a book? Was JKR being paid per comma when she wrote this? What type of bird did Sirius send his letters with? Will anyone ever give Harry the love and care he deserves? Listen now to find out! Links: Find the Sacred Relatives Tarot deck at revolutionarymystic.com, on instagram @revolutionary_mystic, and on kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/1118808012/sacred-relatives-tarot Get your Frankie Says ACAB shirt at thegaylyprophet.com/shop Do you want a Gay People Love Puns pin? OF COURSE YOU DO! Order by March 31st! Help us with transcriptions at thegaylyprophet.com/transcriptions Want to read our edited versions of this chapter? Join our Patreon: patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Take our astrology/Hogwarts house poll by visiting patreon.com/thegaylyprophet and then selecting the “public” tier The tiktok sound effect is “BGC drama effect” by whozmanzz Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com Find out everything you want to know at thegaylyprophet.com Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

68. Frankie Says ACAB: GoF chapter 1 Mar 02, 2021

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We are back from break and holy moly, we made it to Goblet of Fire!!! This week: Frank Bryce says ACAB; Pettigrew thinks they should do this without Harry Potter and he is correct; Voldemort makes a truly excellent joke; Lark and Jessie want to teach you all about danger noodles; and more! Do you want a “Frankie Says ACAB” shirt? Of course you do! Do you want a Gay People Love Puns pin? OF COURSE YOU DO! All of our merch can be found at thegaylyprophet.com/shop Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Listen to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers and get access to tons of bonus content by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com Find out everything you want to know at thegaylyprophet.com Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music in this episode: Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

67. Gay Famous on the Internet: Two Years of Hashtag Ruthlessness Jan 26, 2021

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It’s our birthday! Rather, it was our birthday a few weeks ago, and to celebrate we are here to talk about all the wonderful things that have happened for us and our podcast(s) over the past year. We are so grateful for our community—we quite literally wouldn’t be here without all of you. Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Join our sticker club and find all of our merch at thegaylyprophet.com/shop Listen to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers and get access to tons of bonus content by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com Find out everything you want to know at thegaylyprophet.com Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

66. Prisoner of Fools: POA Tarot Recap Jan 12, 2021

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At long last we have reached the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, and it’s time to talk about Harry’s Fool’s Journey! Join us as we discuss Harry’s growth and dedication, terrible decisions, and tragic losses; Crookshanks’ heroic attempts to guide everyone in the right direction; Sirius and Remus as long lost lovers; and the fleeting moment of The Sun that we see at the very end of this book. Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Join our sticker club at thegaylyprophet.com/shop Listen to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers and get access to tons of bonus content by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com Find out everything you want to know, and buy our merch at thegaylyprophet.com Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

65. Even a Bigoted Pig can find a Truffle: POA 22 with Anna Meriano Dec 29, 2020

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In this episode we were joined by Anna Meriano, the author of This is How We Fly, for a brilliant discussion that ranged from Hagrid’s Buckbeak stick and poke tattoo to Dumbledore the Puppet Master to the absolute heartbreak of Harry losing two dads in one go. And of course, a conversation about Anna’s beautifully written book! Find Anna on twitter @annamisboring, and at annameriano.com Listen to our full interview with her at patreon.com/posts/45568370 notes: Read the Toast piece about terrible owls here: https://the-toast.net/2016/04/21/owl-faces-in-order/ Check out our episode Werewolfism Does Not Equal HIV wherever you get podcasts! Find the Dumbledore book Anna mentioned here: https://lifeandliesofdumbledore.com/ Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Join our sticker club at thegaylyprophet.com/shop Listen to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers and get access to tons of bonus content by joining our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com Find out everything you want to know, and buy our merch at thegaylyprophet.com Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music in this episode: Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

64B. Hermione is Black, Eat It: POA 21 with Woke Doctor Who Dec 15, 2020

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Welcome to part B of our episode with special guests Toya and Eugenia of the Woke Doctor Who podcast! This episode contains a politics section with an epic rant about “Hermione’s white face,” and of course, a Health and Science section about time travel with a couple of time travel experts!!! Could you ask for anything more? We doubt it. Find Woke Doctor Who wherever you listen to podcasts, on their website, wokedoctorwho.com, and on twitter @wokedoctorwho Give (or get) the gift of a Patreon membership at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Give (or get) the gift of a sticker club membership at thegaylyprophet.com/shop Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music in this episode: Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

64A. Dumbledore is a trickster deity: POA 21 with Woke Doctor Who Dec 01, 2020

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We were thrilled to be joined for this episode by Toya and Eugenia of the Woke Doctor Who podcast. We sat down with them to talk about chapter 21 of Prisoner of Azkaban, aka the time travel chapter, and it was honestly just such a joy. In part one of our discussion we talked about the fact that Hermione would NEVER have to ask Harry Potter what Dumbledore intended for them to do; the tragic figure that is Buckbeak; the fact that they should at least use a guillotine to execute Buckbeak if they insist on being medieval about it; and so much more. Stay tuned for part B, coming to your ears in two short weeks! Find Woke Doctor Who wherever you listen to podcasts, on their website, wokedoctorwho.com, and on twitter @wokedoctorwho Give (or get) the gift of a Patreon membership at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Give (or get) the gift of a sticker club membership at thegaylyprophet.com/shop Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music in this episode: Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

63. Crookshanks is a Daddy: POA 20 with Sarah Sarwar Nov 17, 2020

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In this episode we were joined by the wonderful Sarah Sarwar for discussions about how Crookshanks is a top and we all just need to accept that; how the tunnel to the Shrieking Shack is a metaphor for polyam relationships; Harry’s attachment style; how absolutely tragic this chapter is; and so much more. Find Sarah on Instagram @sarah.starwars and on Twitter @SarSquared Join our sticker club at thegaylyprophet.com/shop Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Want even more Gayly Prophet? Join our Patreon! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Find us on socials! twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet facebook.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com Find out everything you want to know, and buy our merch at thegaylyprophet.com Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music in this episode: Music from https://filmmusic.io "The Builder" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Introducing "We Are The Gayers" Nov 03, 2020

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Introducing our new Patreon-exclusive Buffy the Vampire Slayer podcast, We Are The Gayers! In this mini version of our first episode, we are discussing Buffy season 4 episode 1, “The Freshmen” with all the depth, humor, ruthlessness, and horniness you’d expect from your favorite Chosen Queers. If you like what you hear, join us at Patreon.com/TheGaylyProphet for the full version and access to all future episodes! Music credit: Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-course License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 Show art by Lark Malakai Grey This episode’s transition music is “The Freshmen” by The Verve Pipe

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