The Friday Mailbag

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The Friday Mailbag - Blimp Pilot > Cookie Puss Nov 14, 2025

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Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Stunningly, Zach is frustrated by something in a new segment called ‘You Know What’s Bullshit?’

During our long hiatus, we piled up a preponderance of Dill or No Dill scenarios to review.

Do you leave butter out? Do you wait for your oven to preheat?

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The Friday Mailbag - TGISJ Oct 24, 2025

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Eden, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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Stop me if you've heard this before: Zach got pissed off at the coffee shop.

What is the dream restaurant you would open if money was no object?

What kitchen item would you say you are in a job interview?

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The Friday Mailbag - Guacamole Gusher Chips Oct 17, 2025

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Katie, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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Customer support gaslighting. Love is Blind musings.

We text 'Hola Cindy' to a random phone contact.

What is the worst A-List celebrity look-a-like?

Patreon Exclusive: Movie sequels we wish existed

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The Friday Mailbag - Lasagna Cheese Oct 10, 2025

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Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Mayes updates the neighborhood chronicles with a plumbing revelation from a massage parlor.

Eden's fantasy basketball strategies.

Leonardo DiCaprio - acts great or great actor?

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The Friday Mailbag - Cornish Tuna Oct 03, 2025

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Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Zach longs for the days of the Sussman era and getting scammed.

Anything goes at the airport. Biscuit rankings. Self checkout protocol.

Where would you put a third arm?

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The Friday Mailbag - Filibuster Bluth Sep 26, 2025

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Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Do you feel more qualified than some of your friends for their jobs?

If basketball was invented tomorrow, would it become popular?

Why does Paul Boehl only have one pair of underwear?

All those questions answered, and so much more.

Patreon Exclusive: We start our post-apocalyptic cults

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The Friday Mailbag - Don't Be That Dolphin Sep 19, 2025

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Eden, Mo, Colin and Mayes

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We develop and cast the Pablo Torre mini series, fast tracking it for a prestige Emmy run next summer.

Who would be the most fashionable animal? Is a pickle cooked?

How early do you arrive for an important video call meeting?

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The Friday Mailbag - Something Resembling A Sandwich Sep 05, 2025

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Eden, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes

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Paul Boehl presents a truly horrifying piece of evidence that calls into question how sparsely you can fulfill the requirements of a definition.

Zach's on the road and wants to know how the gang feels about rest stops.

What witchy/wizarding powers would you like to have and what would be your themed name?

Patreon Exclusive: A Very Important Dominos Update From Katie

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The Friday Mailbag - Re-Litigating The Lion King Aug 29, 2025

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Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes

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The crew is divided on the status of Scar's alleged 'murder' of Mufasa.

What supernatural being would you be? What would be on your green room rider?

Plus, a much needed deep dive on butter pumps.

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The Friday Mailbag - Hungarian Chimney Cakes Aug 22, 2025

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Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes

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Zach starts opening packs of NBA trading cards and refuses to stop.

We rank uncomfortable places to sleep and reveal our ideal supervillain lair locations.

Do dogs have accents? How do you feel about olives?

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