Since the ’90’s, Rick and Jon have recorded THE FIRST EPISODE to literally hundreds of different podcasts, trying to find that one perfect theme that would “make us huge stars and get us bookoo bucks.”
Mind you, this started before “podcasts” were a thing. Rick & Jon were hustlers. Street pounders. Grass roots savants. These guys would bring cassette tapes to hand out at school. Once, Rick’s principle said “Hey! What are those tapes you’re handing out?!” and no joke, Rick put up a peace sign and said “shut up, Principle Doofus. These are the future.” That Principle was Steve Jobs.
Anyway, they never found the big one, so they got super pissed, gave up and decided to start posting THE FIRST EPISODE of all their attempts. Here. For you to enjoy.