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The First Cousins Podcast

Cousins Andrew Holm and Madeline Goodwill host a comedy podcast talking about what it was like to grow up in the Midwest with a Midwest sized family amongst other comedic topics. Family and friends will join these two to talk about all of their embarrassing, heart warming, and hilarious moments of growing up.

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Episode 23. - Pearl, I had blood in my mouth. Mar 12, 2020

The Cousins are back with a fresh episode this week and they welcome a new guest and very dear friend, Stacy Krueger! The group discusses Stacy's magnetic aura that tends to draw all sorts of unique personalities. We find out Stacy's voice modulation parenting trick. Stacy tells the group a beautiful story about car troubles in Illinois and how she saved the day with only a butter knife in hand. Madeline has a laughing spell while trying to quote her son. Andrew and Harley tell the tail of two tails. This episode is full of hearty laughter and Stacy was a wonderful guest! Tune in to future episodes when Stacy returns with her daughter who is equally as lovely as she is. If you like this episode or any of our past episodes please let us know by rating our podcast, writing a review, subscribing, or if you really want to be our hero do all three!!! Please enjoy this episode of First Cousins.

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Episode 22. - Post Holiday Buzz Fest Jan 23, 2020

The Cousins are back from the Holiday hiatus! This week the cousins get together and discuss everything from new shows like "Don't F**K with Cats" and "Cheer" to new Podcasts like "Revisionist History with Malcolm Gladwell" and "Catch and Kill with Ronan Farrow". In the pop culture world the cousins bring up the HOT GOS surrounding the Brad and Jennifer interaction at the SAG Awards. 2020 is here and the First Cousins are ready to bring you more laughs! Please let us know how we are doing by giving us a star rating and reviewing our show. Enjoy!!

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Episode 21. - The Snoss-Berries taste like.....Spudge??? Dec 05, 2019

Back from the thanksgiving holiday break, the cousins are joined once again by the endlessly hilarious Tim Wright! The Group calls back to the prior episode to celebrity crushes and Tim reveals his truly spectacular list of crushes. The topic changes focus when the brand new segment "Whats Jatchin Your Ditch" is introduced to the group. On par with the groups friendship dynamic, literal toilet humor is brought to the air waves on the wings of 2 separate unbelievably hilarious stories that Tim graciously shares with the world. This is another great episode that speaks volumes to what happens when you get Madeline, Andrew and Tim in the same room. Please enjoy! And don't forget to spread the love!! Share us with your friends and family (adults only please haha).

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Episode 20. - The Law Offices of Harington, Degraw & Pattinson Nov 21, 2019

On this episode of First Cousins the group discusses their celebrity crushes from the past to the present. The conversation then moves into a New Segment that they are introducing called "Whats Jatchin Your Ditch This Week?". From that introduction comes new suggestions for shows, podcasts and video games. The cousins discuss the trending #fartgate incident that is blowing up on social media. This is a classic episode with the classic First Cousins crew. Please enjoy and let us know how we are doing by writing us a review or giving us a star rating.

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Episode 19. - Jatchin Ditch Nov 12, 2019

The Cousins are Back!! After a month on hiatus the cousins are back on the podcast airwaves with a special announcement!! The cousins also welcome back Madeline's brother Thor as a guest. They dive deep into Madeline's recent trip to the local roller rink gem...Skateland (referenced in episode 8). Both Andrew and Madeline talk about their separate uncomfortable experiences visiting the local mall they grew up going to and go elbow deep into modern day mall culture. Thor shares his experiences after a recent trip out to the Portland area and talks about the Russian cuisine he tried while there. There are lots of laughs and the Cousins are excited to be back sharing stories and funny moments. Thank you to all of the loyal listeners that have stuck with us though this little hiatus. There is much, much more to come and we cannot wait to share it with you!!! Please take a moment to Rate, Review, Download and Subscribe. Nothing tells us that we are on the right path like listeners doing one, or all of those 4 things!! SEE YA NEXT WEEK!!

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Episode 18. - Never trash a boys Mr. Misty Float Oct 03, 2019

On this Episode the cousins make it round three and welcome back the ever popular guest, Tim Wright. Andrew and Tim dive deep into the middle school days and tell the tale of the trashed Mr. Misty Float and the wild revenge tactics that follow. Tim discusses his recent trip to Dallas, Texas for the Crossroads Music Festival where he has many moments of synchronicity that lead to a run in with a very well known celebrity. The group has a true moment of fright when a ghostly humming from a unknown female can be heard during the recording of this episode. The episode closes with Tim trying out some comedy material showing his new found interest in performing stand-up comedy. This Episode has it all! If you enjoy the Podcast, please let us know by subscribing, rating, downloading and reviewing!

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Episode 17. - HAZAH!!! Sep 03, 2019

This Week on First Cousins the cousins welcome a very special guest, Madeline's sister Nadine! They just got back from their adventure to the Bristol Renaissance Faire. The gang describes the many hilarious experiences that they saw and shared together at the Ren Faire. The cousins also dive deep into the "FD" culture and explain the unbreakable dynamic between Nadine and Andrew known only as "DONTCHA". This episode was a blast and is full of unbelievably hilarious moments. Please let us know what you thought of this episode by leaving a review and if you haven't already rated and subscribed we would greatly appreciate that support! Please enjoy and of course...HAZAH!!!

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Episode 16. - The Captain to her Tennille Aug 15, 2019

The cousins welcome Andrew's best friend and Madeline's dear friend Morgan. There is laughing to tears in this absolutely hilarious walk down memory lane. Morgan explains the birth of her and Andrew's unbelievable friendship with the bodily function that started it all. They relive moment after moment from their days of high school musical performance and theater. They tell the story of Andrew's coming out and all that came out with it! This episode is laugh after laugh and it really shines a light on Morgan and Andrew's undeniable dynamic. Please enjoy this very special episode of First Cousins. If you do enjoy this episode let us know by leaving a review mentioning it! As always, we would love your support through a download, rate and subscribe!

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Episode 15. - Momma Nay Nay Aug 07, 2019

The Cousins welcome back Madeline's hilarious brother Thor! They catch up and finally talk about Thor's sweet ass vintage van that sports a mystical free hand air brushed nautical themed mural. The conversation then moves to cover some laugh filled topics, such as reconnecting with mother nature (Momma Nay Nay), water lovers & The Sybaris, Strip Joints, terrible traveling experiences, call backs to the lessons of eating the blood salad and much, much more!! Please let us know how you are liking First Cousins by rating, reviewing and subscribing.

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Episode 14. - Foedns, my dear. Aug 02, 2019

The Cousins welcome back the highly requested guest Tim Wright to the Pod. This episode will not disappoint. The topics covered on this side achingly funny episode range from Tim's first music flex in the 4th grade to a series of hellishly demonic nightmares that Tim experienced at 21. Please enjoy and don't forget to check out Tim's Band "Blind Fiction" at www.blindfiction.com and support his band by picking up their new Album "OVERLOOK" see the link for details. As always we would love it if you would take a second to rate, review and subscribe First Cousins.

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Episode 13. - do me favor...AND STOP TALKING!! Jul 26, 2019

The Cousins get together with the Original Crew and catch up on this weeks Episode. Topics include interactions with truly strange people, Relationship Corner with Andrew, Madeline and Harley, Andrew's reading comprehension and of course another run in with Skateland. Please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE and DOWNLOAD to help us grow our little show!! See you next week!

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Episode 12. The CHAOS of it all!! Jul 18, 2019

The Cousins welcome the long awaited, highly anticipated guest Kelley Sisko! She has been Madeline's other half since the glory days of preschool. This duo tell stories that anyone with a life long friend can relate to. Kelley talks about her hilarious mishaps at the gym that involve modified sweat pants and sprint training. This episode is a glimpse into the complex and wonderful world of BEST Friends!

Please take a moment (if you haven't already) to subscribe, rate, review and download! Our goal is to expand our listening audience and gather your feedback to make this the best possible podcast that we can.

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Episode 11. - F**K The Plaza! Jul 03, 2019

On this episode the cousins catch up after Madeline's big family vacation to NYC! Madeline relives her less then satisfactory experience at the iconic Plaza Hotel. She also highlights her favorite parts including her excursion to the famous Comedy Cellar where she got to see two house hold name comedians. The cousins also reveal that this episode was a re-record due to technical malfunctions of the recording devise and are now officially a self produced podcast. At the end of the episode the cousins have a few requests for their listeners on being a very, very funny challenge to those who have a significant other! Please take a moment (if you haven't already) to subscribe, rate, review and download! Our goal is to expand our listening audience and gather your feedback to make this the best possible podcast that we can.

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Episode 10. - Hey, is that your Dad??? Jun 24, 2019

On this very special fathers day episode, the cousins welcome Madeline's father/ Andrew's Uncle, Dan Hanson. Dan tells stories about being a dad and all the hilarity that comes with it. The stories range from how Dan used tedious guitar maintenance to steal a victory in the Indian Guides Pine Wood Derby race to a failed post divorce Dads weekend in the North Woods. Dan had us in tears laughing on this one! Please enjoy and don't forget to subscribe, download, rate and review if you like what you hear from First Cousins!!

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Episode 9. - Kal's Miracle Penny Shine Jun 17, 2019

The Cousins welcome the source of their funny bone growing up, their hilarious aunt Kali. Kali tells stories about the lengths she went as a small girl to get her hands on sweets! She also paints vivid pictures of moments where she was dishonest and sneaky as the youngest of 11 kids. This episode is full of relatable childhood moments. Enjoy!!

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Episode 8. - SKA-8-Land Jun 04, 2019

The Cousins sit down with Madeline's long time Friends Ryan and Nicole. Ryan and Nicole host a hilarious Podcast called "Welcome to Reality" a podcast that takes the discussion of Reality T.V. to a whole new level. We discuss everything from local roller rink gossip to stories of being blindsided by BM's. We should mention that Ryan is a legitimately talented stand up comedian so you are in for a treat!! Please check out Ryan and Nicole's Podcast and find Episode 110 of Welcome to Reality where Madeline makes a guest appearance to discuss the reality show Mexican Dynasties!! If you have been blessed enough to be local, go catch one of Ryan's shows that he either produces or is featured in. The links for all of that glory is located below!! Enjoy friends!!

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Where to find Ryan and Nicole:

Welcome to Reality -

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/welcome-to-reality/id1448328952

https://open.spotify.com/show/67lVVdhtEkBTGQRupEflXG?si=zNRJHNiuQMeNEayBwpg-lw

Insta- @welcometorealitymke

Ryan's Stuff-

www.ryanmasoncomedy.net

Insta- @voyagercomedy / @deepspacecomedy

Episode 7. - Draw me a bath, its my birthday! May 27, 2019

On this episode of First Cousins: Buckle up for this episode! The cousins sit down with a life long friend Tim Wright and his wife Terri. The group discusses how they became friends and tell stories from the past that would make a priest blush in confessional.

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Episode 6. - The God of Thunder...and Bass! May 20, 2019

The Cousins interview Madeline's brother Thor on this very funny episode of First Cousins.

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Episode 5. - Well, I got the Dog! May 13, 2019

The Cousins are joined again by Harley, and catch up after a long holiday break. The group discusses Andrew and Harley's road trip to Turtle Lake, WI to see the stand-up performance of comedian Chris Fairbanks from the popular comedy Podcast "Do You Need A Ride". Andrew shares the First Cousin Podcasts theme music runner up's, and Madeline gets her very own remix. The Cousins get a surprise visit from Madeline's new pup Bruno.

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Episode 4. - Figure IT OUT!!! May 13, 2019

The Cousins have a very special guest, Madeline's mother and Andrew's aunt Maia. Maia (Momma Maia) and The Cousins share stories of the past and the humor that comes with motherhood. This episode is full of funny moments and will give you a small glimpse of our huge, crazy and beautiful Midwest family.

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Episode 3. - Love & Tarot May 13, 2019

The Cousins have their first guest Harley. Harley is not only Andrew's boyfriend/partner, but he is also the artist that designed and illustrated the First Cousins Logo. The Cousins discuss the origins of Andrew and Harley's love. The Cousins also discuss the couples recent interest in Tarot Cards and Madeline takes a stab at her own tarot reading. Mixed in are more funny personal stories that will have you wondering "Do I have a story to send to these wackos?"

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Episode 2. - The Cousins take a road trip. May 13, 2019

On this Episode of The First Cousins - The Cousins are on the road and heading to a concert. On the way they discuss stories of produce shoplifting, gullible siblings, blonde moments and much more.

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Episode 1. - Welcome to First Cousins May 13, 2019

On the first Episode of The First Cousins Andrew and Madeline tell side achingly funny and personal stories that range from: Madeline's daughters Cheer Clinic fiasco to the cousins funeral home Christmas memorial music performance. You you get all the insight you need to understand just exactly what you have in store for The First Cousins Podcast.

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