The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast

The Most Interesting Cadet To Ever Attend USAFA Mar 17, 2021

In this episode we talk through the life of one of the most interesting cadets to ever shuffle the Tzo strips. Join us as we comment on what is hard to tell fact from fiction.

Tom Whitney Interview, FNBA Flag Banned in CSP, Falcon Football is Canceled Aug 17, 2020

This episode of the podcast features an Interview w/ USAFA Alum and current golfer Tom Whitney. We talk to him about his current golf career and his involvement with the organization "22 Kill" which brings awareness to veteran suicide. Archie and Commish also talk about the recent banning of our flag in the CSP and other current events going on at the academy.

The FNBA Podcast 7-12-20 Jul 12, 2020

Baby Falcon Covid at the Academy General Clark

The FNBA Podcast (6-25-20) We Need Falcon Football Jun 26, 2020

In this weeks podcast, Commish and Archie talk the future of Faclon Football, USAFAs new major, and pay tribute to the spring sports that were canceled mid way through their season. Pleas consider donating to the gofundme listed below in honor of USAFA graduate Kage Allen: https://www.gofundme.com/f/z5b7u2-1lt-kenneth-kage-allen-usaf-memorial-fund

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast 3-30-20 Mar 30, 2020

We're in some pretty unprecedented times with the COVID-19 pandemic, and the Air Force Academy is going through a lot. In this episode, we talk quarantine and talk about as much as we can considering that the vast majority of the country is on lockdown.

FNBA Way Too Late Episode (12-6-19) Dec 07, 2019

In typical fashion, this episode is way too late. It was recorded after the win over CSU and the guys get into football, Tik Tok, Vlogging, Satanism and goat sacrifices, the Coast Guard, and other stuff.

The FNBA Podcast (11-5-19)Pre-Army Episode After Army Nov 06, 2019

In this episode, the guys record it before the Army episode and release it after. Want to hear talk about a snow day a week after it happens? How about predictions for an Air Force game against Army you already know the result of? Well this episode is for you.

The FNBA Podcast (10/3/19) Just A Couple Real Ass Dudes Oct 04, 2019

On this episode of the FNBA podcast, the guys are back to discuss restrictions, Navy week, Aurora's passing, and the restriction challenge. It's pretty much just a couple of real ass dudes.

The FNBA Podcast (9-5-19) Sep 05, 2019

Commish and Archie are back with a new episode. They discuss Commish getting a Troy Calhoun tattoo, Air Force taking over $100 million from West Point's funding, the Naval Academy professor in an awkward spot after being fired, then reinstated by a judge, and a little bit of Falcon football.

The FNBA Podcast (8-22-19) - ROTC Grad Interview Aug 22, 2019

On this episode, the guys talk puppies and FNBA, our favorite football player following us on social media, and a special guest joins in who attended not the Air Force Academy, but managed to become a pilot anyway. This episode is brought to you by Strike Force Energy. Go to strikeforceenergy.com and enter promo code FNBA at checkout for 20% off and to support the podcast.

The FNBA Podcast (8-9-19) Aug 10, 2019

The guys are back and Commish dropped the ball on getting it uploaded in a timely manner. They discuss football, a few stories from Army and Navy and a Supt's list of march.

The FNBA Podcast (7-28-19) Jul 29, 2019

In typical FNBA fashion, this podcast is about two weeks late. Recorded on July 10th, the guys discuss Air Force football prior to the recent release of the 2019 Air Force Football media guide and Mountain West media days. They discuss the impressive success of professional golfers and Air Force Academy graduates, Tom Whitney ('11) and Kyle Westmoreland ('14). The guys also break down the invitation to graduates to join the basic cadets in the march from Jack's Valley to the hill. They also talk about cadet girlfriend social media groups, and they round out the episode with some talk about improvements to Falcon Stadium. Go to Strikeforceenergy.com and enter promo code 'FNBA' for 20% off of your order on the best energy supplement on the market.

The FNBA Podcast (6-23-19) Jun 24, 2019

The guys are back with a pretty big episode. Topics include: pros and cons of Air Force Football going to the AAC, 2019 USAFA grad Jake Gilbert signing with the Cincinnati Reds, an audio meme for a post that was criticized, a little history lesson on General Vandenberg, a behind enemy lines on cancelling parades at Navy, and minutes. Go to strikeforceenergy.com and enter promo code FNBA at checkout for 20% off to support the podcast and get calorie-free, sugar-free energy for cheaper and more portable than energy drinks. Go to fastneatbelowavg.com to buy Army and Navy Play for Second Flags, Shirts, Hats, and all your cadet merchandise.

The FNBA Podcast (5-13-19) - Vault Episode Jun 13, 2019

This is an episode that never aired. Recorded the week before graduation, it's not the most timely, but hey, what do you expect from these guys?

The FNBA Podcast (6-1-19) Graduation Day Episode Jun 01, 2019

Although we're a few days removed from the class of 2019's graduation, we recorded on the actual day. Archie and Commish give their thoughts on President Trump's speech, graduation day in general, and Archie tells a story about a zombie cat.

The FNBA Podcast (5-20-19) BCT Episode May 21, 2019

On this episode, we took questions from the class of 2023, compiled by @usafa2023 all about basic cadet training at the Air Force Academy.

The FNBA Podcast (5-9-19) May 10, 2019

The guys freestyle this episode and just talk about twitter, Jim Walmsley's world record 50 miler, cadets going to the pros (even though we promised we wouldn't), and Game of Thrones Strike Force Energy: We are proud to parter with Strike Force Energy which sells high quality energy drink mixes in individual and bulk packages with all energy and no sugar or calories. Head to Strikeforceenergy.com and enter promo code "FNBA" for 20% off of your order at checkout.

The FNBA Podcast (4-30-19) Apr 30, 2019

The guys are back to early week podcasts. They discuss Air Force long snapper Austin Cutting getting drafted by the Minnesota Vikings, Air Force lacrosse's trip to the SOCON tournament, Tom Whitney winning a PGA Tour Latinoamerica Event, the commandant situation at USAFA, and Game of Thrones talk. They also get into a heated discussion about how to pronounce Air Force tennis standout, TJ Fumagalli's, name. (she responded with the correct pronunciation after recording finished)

The FNBA Podcast (4-26-19) Apr 27, 2019

The guys discuss the POTUS coming to speak at the Academy's graduation, USAFA women's tennis, dog the bounty hunter in Colorado Springs, and Lime scooters at the Academy.

The FNBA Podcast - The Sun Tzu Episode (4-10-19) Apr 11, 2019

The guys read some sun tau, discuss people getting angry over jokes about Matt Mooney, cracking walnuts with butts, and supt's list of ring dance dates.

The FNBA Podcast Spring Break Episode (3-26-19) Mar 26, 2019

Archie and Commish bring you a fresh spring break episode, discussing all things Spring Break. Segments include spoken like a true cadet, behind enemy lines, and Supt's list of the best drinks from Mitch's to use as a mixer.

The FNBA Podcast (3-22-19) Mar 23, 2019

The guys are back after a tiny break to discuss all things USAFA. They talk cameras in the dorms, a new partner for Falcon tailgates, behind enemy lines with Navy, a March madness bracket, and spoken like a true cadet.

The FNBA Podcast 3-4-19 Mar 05, 2019

The guys are back after attending an Air Force wedding in LA. They discuss Air Force weddings, Falcon Hockey, a hostile takeover of USAFA by the city of Colorado Springs. Segments include: a would you rather, supt's list of stuff to do right after recognition, and from the DMs.

The FNBA Podcast 2-24-19 Feb 25, 2019

The guys are back for a second week in a row. They discuss spring football, hockey, and NCLS. They have exciting news about a new sponsorship and are happy to introduce sound bytes. Segments include Cadets in real life, Supt's list, and DM submissions.

The FNBA Podcast (2/18/19) Feb 19, 2019

The guys are back in the podcast game after a long hiatus. They discuss recent happenings at the Academy with recruiting, the athletic department, and whether Tekashi 69 will become a USAFA cadet. Segments include: FNBA rule change, spoken like a true cadet, and Supt's list.

The FNBA Podcast Post Navy Week (10-10-18) Oct 11, 2018

The guys discuss their trip to Colorado Springs for the Air Force vs. Navy game.

The FNBA Podcast 9-19-18 (Tucker Bone of the USAFA Men's Soccer Team Interview) Sep 20, 2018

Falcon's midfielder Tucker Bone joins the show and discusses his path to USAFA, the difference between this year and last year's soccer season, and the goals for the rest of the season. Then the guys discuss the upcoming Utah State game, behind enemy lines with a Navy professor trying to get his job back, an FNBA rule change about taking leave as a Cadet, and a Supt's list of superpowers we wish we could have as Cadets with a bonus segment on being registered twins.

The FNBA Podcast (9-12-18)Featuring Jacobi Owens Football Talk Sep 12, 2018

The guys welcome Jacobi Owens, a former Falcon football player to discuss the week 2 game against FAU. Then Archie and Commish discuss Facebook, behind enemy lines of Navy's hair policy, an FNBA rule change introducing Uber (or Tinder) for sponsor parents, and a Supt's list of cadet illnesses.

The FNBA Podcast (9-3-18) Football Week 1 Sep 04, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (8-24-18) Aug 23, 2018

The guys discuss Air Force Athletics, new uniforms, and soccer. Plus, they go into an FNBA rule change about backpacks and pooping. Then a supts list of A-hall events.

The FNBA Podcast (8-17-18) Arion Worthman/Ronald Cleveland Interview Aug 17, 2018

The guys were lucky enough to get two Falcon Football seniors to join them for an interview. They discuss the season ahead, being seniors, video games, superstitions, and a little fashion. Then Commish and Archie talk football, an audio meme, and more.

The FNBA Podcast (8-12-18) Aug 12, 2018

The guys discuss Falcons in the NFL and bring on two very special guests for an interview discussing the history of FNBA up to this point. Segments include audio meme and a supt's list of back to school items.

The FNBA Podcast (7-29-18) Jul 30, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (7-25-18) Jul 25, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (7-16-18) @Katebarstool interview Jul 17, 2018

The guys interview Kate from Barstool Sports and Zero Blog Thirty. She tells her story of serving in the Marine Corps outside the wire before she was even allowed to and transitioning from military life to writing on the Duffel Blog and eventually becoming a blogger/podcaster for Barstool Sports. Then the guys give their audio resume to Coach Calhoun to be considered for defensive coordinator, they do a little behind enemy lines, and talk about not understanding tent guard duty.

The FNBA Podcast (7-12-18) Jul 12, 2018

The guys are feeling the effects of the dog days of summer. They discuss the 4th of July, the first "talking futbol" of the year, rumors doilies hear that just aren't true, and a Supt's list of ways to cool off at USAFA

The FNBA Podcast (7-4-18) Nic Ready Interview Jul 04, 2018

On this episode, College World Series Home Run Derby Champion Nic Ready joins the guys to discuss his experience and talk about being a cadet. Then Archie and Commish discuss eating bugs, in processing day, and beer.

The FNBA Podcast (6-25-18) Kyle Cassady Interview Jun 27, 2018

In the last episode before the Class of 2022 begins basic training, the guys bring on Kyle Cassady, a 2014 graduate of USAFA and current B-2 Pilot. They discuss his path to the Academy, his time on the lacrosse team, and his current job. Then Archie and Commish discuss USAFA graduate, Jim Walmsley's amazing win in a 100 mile ultra marathon; an audio meme about mail during BCT; behind enemy lines with West Point; and a Supt's list of the best parts of I-day.

The FNBA Podcast (6-17-18) Brett Satterfield Interview Jun 19, 2018

The guys are excited to bring you the first ever interview with Cadet Brett Satterfield. They discuss the origins of Cadet Satterfield, his experiences at USAFA, and perspective. After the interview, Commish and Archie discuss how Nike stole Navy's class crest in behind enemy lines, an audio meme of talking USAFA on leave, and a Supt's list of Saturday training

The FNBA Podcast (6-12-18) Jun 13, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (6-6-18) Jun 07, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (5-31-18) Jun 01, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (5-20-18) May 21, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (5-14-18) May 15, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (5-7-18) May 07, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (4-30-ish-18) May 03, 2018

The guys are back for good. Well, maybe. They discuss plans for the podcast until football season. Segments include "Hey, you know what I never got?" Behind enemy lines featuring Navy, and a Supt's list of things firsties need to do before graduating.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (2-11-18) Feb 13, 2018

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The FNBA Podcast (2-4-18) Feb 04, 2018

The guys discuss the super bowl, Falcon athletics, sup's list of weird things cadets do in Mitch's, spoken like a true cadet, and how to cope with your super bowl hangover.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (1-28-18) Update Episode Jan 29, 2018

The guys are back after a LONG hiatus. They discuss what the did while they were on a break and talk about ideas for the way forward. They also talk about new gear, including flight suit patches available at fastneatbelowaverage.bigcartel.com. The podcast will be back every Sunday night from here on out. A call in feature will be available soon.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (11-30-17) Nov 30, 2017

The guys just relax a little after a long thanksgiving weekend. Segments include the final football recap, back when it was hard featuring Juul, sup's list and more.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (11-14-17) Nov 14, 2017

Archie and Commish discuss the state of Falcon sports, behind enemy lines with a really old West Point grad, Cadet Shark Tank, Cadate Consent and Disenroll of holiday drinks, and a Supt's list of things to wear to BCT in processing.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (11-6-17) Nov 07, 2017

The guys find a silver lining because the rifle team beat Army. They discuss football, their weekend back at USAFA, things that Air Force is better at than Army and Navy, Supt's list of winter activities at USAFA, CSP rule change about social decorum training, spoken like a true cadet, and cadate consent disenroll of states for cadets to be from.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (10-22-17) Oct 23, 2017

The guys discuss the Air Force vs Nevada victory, behind enemy lines with small newspapers writing hit pieces on the Academies, cadet consent disenroll of cadets at tailgates, supt's list of care package items, CSP rule change of parking at USAFA, and minutes discussing Army weekend details.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (10-15-17) Oct 16, 2017

The guys discuss the comeback win over UNLV, special uniforms, supts list of stuff to do on leave, cadate consent disenroll of stuff you watch at USAFA, CSP rule change about minutes, spoken like a true cadet of back when it was hard.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (10-08-17) Oct 09, 2017

The guys discuss what "fast neat below average" actually means, football recap of the heartbreak Army/Air Force game, Supt's list of getting out of voluntary stuff, CSP rule change about opting out of the honor code; cadate, consent, disenroll of hangover drinks, spoken like a true cadet, and minutes.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (Emergency Navy Edition) Oct 06, 2017

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The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (10-01-17) Oct 01, 2017

The guys are a little sad in this week's bummer episode. They discuss a little current events at USAFA, the loss against New Mexico, Behind enemy lines featuring NBA/NHL teams at the other service academies, spoken like a true cadet with weirdo's who use possessive terms, Supt's list of places to go on a long weekend, CSP rule change for hanging out on the TZO, Cadate, consent, disenroll of restricted activities, and minutes.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (9-24-17) Sep 25, 2017

Archie and Commish discuss the football game they're calling the Pool Party in the football recap. Segments include: Get to know your falcons featuring a California water polo player, a Supt's list of places to take a nap, behind enemy lines for Army and Navy, Cadate consent disenroll of places to go for your 21st birthday, and CSP rule change to allow cadets to drink alcohol at football games even if they're underage. Minutes include reminders for the November 3rd Thirsty Parrot party and Bud Light Tailgate as well as a new announcement of FNBA night at Haps.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (9-17-17) Sep 17, 2017

Archie and Commish are back at it for another week of podcasting. Segments include Football recap, Rest in Peace RIP segments, Supts List of places to poop at USAFA (new segment), Behind Enemy Lines featuring all Navy news, Spoken Like a True Cadet about not wasting people's time, CSP Rule change featuring the Astro department, Cadate consent disenroll of uniforms, minutes with a story from Colombia week.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (9-10-17) Sep 10, 2017

The guys discuss this week's futbol games against Army West Point. Segments include RIP segments, get to know your falcons, behind enemy lines, underrated sporting event, cadate consent disenroll, spoken like a true cadet, FNBA CSP rule change, and minutes.

The Fast Neat Below Average Podcast (9-3-17) Sep 03, 2017

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