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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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161: A Miserable Pile of Secrets Jan 02, 2015

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with: Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Jack Chick Portaxx Lemon

reading: vampirewebsite.net

Content provided by JamEngulfer.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

Vampires, as a concept, tend to fall in and out of favor, depending on the trends of popular culture. And with that shift in trends, so too is there a flux in the number of people who pretend to be vampires for whatever reason. But fortunately, there is help! Steve Leighton, the proprietor of vampirewebsite.net is a REAL vampire, and he has tips on how to find out if you are also a real vampire, and then how to distinguish yourself from the fakers. This week, The F Plus works on the pilot for our vampire sitcom.

Music used:

Glenn Beck ft. Trevor Cushman - Get Off My Phone

160: To Serve Otherkin Dec 27, 2014

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with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Lemon

reading: kinfood.tumblr.com

Content provided by BomberJacket.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Listen buddy, I don't want to eat your human food. I might look like a human, but I'm actually a bullfrog in my soul, so I want to eat bullfrog food. Except I don't want to eat bugs because that would be totally gross. And if that doesn't make any sense, you need to check your Making Sense Privilege. This week, we're exploring the delicious recipes of Kin Food: A website set up specifically to distribute recipes to tumblrites who refused to be pigeonholed (unless they're part pigeon and part hole). This week, The F Plus has a soft spot for people eating folks.

Music used:

Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf
Parappa the Rapper- Seafood Cake

159: But Is It Deviantart? Dec 20, 2014

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with: Jimmyfranks John Toast Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: deviantart.com

Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

We're all familiar with DeviantArt as the best place on the internet for crudely drawn pictures of Sonic The Hedgehog hit with a shrink ray and then eaten alive by the the girl in Lollipop Chainsaw. But did you know that DeviantArt also has a large archive of written work, such as poetry? And did you know that the great majority of that written work is terrible? Okay, I'm sure that second reveal wasn't much of a surprise, but we do have some in store for you. This week, Finland meets its match.

Music used:

King Missile - Sensitive Artist
Anthony Carmichael - I'm Rappin (from Look Around You series 2)

158: I Call It The Vaporhighzer Dec 14, 2014

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with: Kumquatxop Frank West John Toast Isfahan Lemon

reading: highdeas.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Isfahan.

Conventional thinking leads to conventional problems. And when a conventional problem needs an unconventional solution, you'll need to step outside of your own mind to really understand the universal problems. And maybe that all looked like gibberish to you, but I'll bet it makes a lot more sense you get super duper high first. At least, that's the typical first (and second and only) step taken by the people of HighDeas.com; a place where the marijuana-inclined can gather and discuss what geniuses they all are except there's no way to prove it. This week, The F Plus makes a burrito turducken.

Music used:

Afroman - Because I Got High
Ras Matthew - Ganja in My Brain

157: HSSSSFFFAWWW-WUGGHHHHHHH! Dec 06, 2014

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with: Boots Raingear Frank West Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Lemon

reading: sneezefetishforum.org

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Lemon.

There's many non-orgasmic things that have been compared to orgasms, but probably none are quite as silly as the traditional sneeze. The subjects of tonite's episode would disagree, we're exploring SneezeFetishForum.org - a place on the Internet where interested parties can go to try to spell out sneezes, and then get super turned on at the spelling of those sneezes. This week, The F Plus hopes your mother doesn't get a cold.

Music used:

Under the Influence of Giants - Ah Ha
MS MR - Fantasy

156: Auto Moronic Asphyxiation Nov 26, 2014

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with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks John Toast Frank West Lemon

reading: answers.yahoo.com sexwithcars.com exhaustsmokelovers.createmybb3.com

Content provided by BomberJacket.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

Internet eroticism is a varied, confusing, and repulsive subject. To that end, this is an episode about people who have sex with cars. Confused? Well, if you listen to this entire episode, you'll still be confused. And more than a little grossed out. But hopefully entertained. This week, The F Plus is using Jason's email address.

Music used:

Hank Williams Jr- Canyonero
Billy Ocean- Get Out of my Dreams (Get into my Car)

Chapters provided by ikaribattousai

155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence Nov 16, 2014

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Frank West Adam Bozarth Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: alien-ufos.com spaceofjoyce.tripod.com

Content provided by Caroline.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

There's a whole lot of planets out there, but this one's mainly nimrods. We're looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to get abucted (we will not state our reasons).

Music used:

Kool Keith - Aliens
Hüsker Dü - Books About UFOs

154: Witchyhow.com Nov 10, 2014

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: paganlore.com

Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.

We've done some other magick episodes, but we haven't yet learned the spell that causes any of this to make sense, so we're gonna keep at it. This time, it's PaganLore.com, another one man website with a bunch of poorly written spell instructions and appalling web design choices. This'll be the one where it all makes sense, I'm sure. This week, The F Plus needs to consult with our VCR.

Music used:

Donovan- Season of the Witch
King Harvest-Dancing in the Moonlight

153: What A Rip Off Nov 01, 2014

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with: Boots Raingear Portaxx John Toast STOG Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: ripoffreport.com

Content provided by LADY FRENZY.
Edited by Lemon.

With so many websites run by people with dubious ethics (take this one for example), we've been introduced to RipoffReport.com; an Alexa ranked website where the people who've been wronged can let the world know. With nearly 2 million reports filed, these people have a story to tell, but the story starts and ends with duh. This week, The F Plus wants to talk about your MILFaholism.

Music used:

Slobberbone - Piece of Crap (Neil Young cover)
Rocket From The Crypt - Panic Scam

live3a: F Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 1 Oct 24, 2014

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with: John Toast Isfahan Bunnybread Frank West Portaxx

From the raucous Grumpy's Bar in Downtown Minneapolis, The F Plus Live is back! This time with an overarching concept of Weird Romance, you'll be hearing pieces many different books, all written by authors with different mental problems.

John Toast: Sass Girls X by Imari Imarea
Isfahan: Your Alpha My Mate by WolfWriter
Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop & Lemon: Law & Order Fanfic by Where Did Angels Go?
Bunnybread: Trolling For Pussy by Brenda Stokes Lee
Frank West: Do Unto Others by Nick Stark
Portaxx: Twisted! by Miranda Leek
Victor Laszlo & STOG: Dark Knight Reboot (pt 1)

Music used:

Chamillionare - Ridin

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