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26: FREEview Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast - show 26 4/3/2021 Apr 03, 2021

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Enjoy a few minutes of this week's Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast. Get the full show here!
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Note: audio just a bit wonky for this show. Nothing major. Also, I hit "record" about a minute too late and I missed the context of what we are talking about to start. Ben and I are talking to ZOOM live audience member Leon about him dog / house sitting. He just revealed that the puppy he's supposed to be watching had eaten a book and the instructions he needed with the care instructions watching the dog.
Topics:
*Three new audience members as Brock, Leon and Aram the Indian Armenian joined in, along with a number of the "regulars."
*After our opening remarks, I got into how I was involved in yet another Facebook Fight! This Facebook Fight pissed off the Princess of the Forest, Jackie so bad she reached out to me while I was doing the podcast to try to get me to immediately respond to some asshole who was really cutting deep!
*I unpacked the "Kenney Playlist Heartache." Kenney had sent me a playlist for the InZane Asylum. Two thing happened: First, I got a late start this week on curating music for the episode. That Usually takes a bit of time. So I used old music that I've played before. That cut down on my production time to meet the deadline of Thursday night. Two, the list was horrible. This caused all sorts of problems for Kenney and we addressed the issue on the show. I'm not sure he feels any better after this explanation / beat down.
*Bet on Ben commenced!
*Ben discussed some drama on the local comedy scene as some comedy club decided to cancel the headliner (who has been on my podcast and is a pal of mine), minutes before the show started because of a harmless twitter joke.
*We finish with another glorious round of "Ben's Shitty Twitter Jokes" with audience voting!
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557: Eric Zane Show Podcast 557 Matt Gaetz and his punchable face Apr 02, 2021

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Topics:
*My winning streak in the kitchen continues as I was tasked with making Justin's birthday meal fajita bar.
*The evening then got wonky as Madison turned on the passive aggressive machine which led to a record level of family drama. I think we set a record for tears over nothing.
*Jacquelyn went out of her way to make things awkward at Justin's birthday party. Horrible.
*I was "moral support" for my young, 12-step pal, Jason as he faced the music in front of a judge.
*Michael Strahan revealed that he didn't really get his teeth fixed, surprising nobody.
*Miguel Cabrera hit the first home run of the major league season in a snow storm.
*Congressman with punchable face, Matt Gaetz, is a complete scumbag.
*Moron botches Wheel of Fortune Puzzle, crybabies whine about rules.
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*Crazy video of a wreck between a car and a firetruck that careened into a gas station and plowing into a van.
*Even crazier video of a deer flying through the windshield of a school bus, landing on a sleeping kid, getting up and taking off out of the bus!
*The Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics and TC Paintball is awarded.
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53: Lost Zane Recordings FREEview Ep 53 Airdate: 6/21/2016 Apr 02, 2021

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1 – Onsite for the Blue Bridge Ride; Eric parks RV at the Marriott. What is a strawberry moon?2 – Jackie wants underwear eating Doberman to be adopted by Eric.3 – Terrence Reuben from My Team Triumph.4 – Terrence Reuben (continued).5 – Blue Ball Ride. Marcus Bradman on the mic; Marcus doesn’t know speak. Izzy the 120 lb. bear dog.6 – Local To catch a Predator update.7 – Anton Yelchin death details; the birth of ‘bit-kill’ Julius spoiling a story. Yes sir, boss. Blue Bridge Ride details. Sports updates. Avenged Sevenfold coming to GR.8 – Bob Hughes; founder of Gran Fondo.9 – Julius is old school Eric Zane. Amy Nienhouse; marketing director of MSU college of human medicine.10 – Show counting is stupid. Revisiting Segment 2; Jackie wants Eric to pay for dog surgery. Eric doesn’t know bands (Alter Bridge is not Avenged Sevenfold). Mountain biker hits a bear. Sports updates. Caller Matt has a bear story.11 – Ryan Coe from Fox Subaru12 – Logistics of raising money. Christian Frank Fox 17 with his dog Skateboarding Hank. Dave Jaconette on air.13 – If white people are nervous, you know it’s a good rap song. Mark Groendal & John Walton from local start up company Alter Cycles. Financial backings of Trump vs Clinton. Jim Harbaugh impregnates wife again. Special guest: Diana (1st appearance on WBBL).
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556: Eric Zane Show Podcast 556 Dave Ramsey fires people for pre marital sex Apr 01, 2021

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*I had a run in with a dude downtown who had to be an alien. Either that or Artie Lange is living on the streets of downtown Grand Rapids.
*Off to the courthouse today as Jason continues to try to turn his life around.
*Captain Bizarro's Grand Reopening is today!
*Michael Strahan's stupid April Fool's Day prank.
*A "spur of the moment" chat with "Throat Slash Dale." Dale tells a great story about being hit with a baseball bat.
*A wacko Karen picks a fight at a Pizza Hut.
*Dave Ramsey fires people at Ramsey Solutions if he finds out they have pre marital sex.
*Some 16 year old was witnessed walking down the street with no pants, strung out on LSD, attacks cops.
*Idiot on a golf course tries to "molest an alligator."
*Celestial Exicitement BTYB MB Distributing as there's growing evidence of the earth actually being made of two planets.
*Asshole of the Day BTYN JM Synthetics and TC Paintball.

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555: Eric Zane Show Podcast 555 Eric Zane's School of Basic Hygiene. Mar 31, 2021

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*I was stoked to make this recipe. It's a pasta dish that I saw in a book. This story has an absurd twist that will leave you laughing. I was so pissed off at this at the time that it happened.
*The tournament games were once again awesome. It started out rough for Gonzaga Vs USC as everyone thought the ref croaked!
*UCLA sucked all year. They barely made it into the tournament. Now they're in the Final Four.
*The NFK's trip to the foot doctor did not disappoint in terms of stories for the podcast. What the hell is wrong with this guy? It wouldn't surprise me if the foot doctor throws her self off a cliff after seeing these disaster feet.
*"Viking funerals" may become a real thing in Maine.
*The Email of the Day BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan
*A County Commissioner in Muskegon Michigan loves trolling people on the left. Now, some people want him out!
*An adorable stray pooch kept sneaking into a dollar store trying to steal a stuffed unicorn.
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554: Eric Zane Show Podcast 554 Lil Nas X and his Devil Shoes hilarity Mar 30, 2021

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*I will be on Who Are These Podcasts on April 11th!
*Basketball last night.
*The stupid boat is free!
*O'Neill found a new way to eat poop!
*The Captain Underpants wokeness idiocy.
*The marketing brilliance of Lil Nas X
*Some jackass is sending out fake "Get your COVID shot" invites.
*One of the moron capitol rioters outs himself in the dumbest way possible.
*Email of the Day and Asshole of the Day!
*Ride in Song: Dead Flowers - Rolling Stones
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553: Eric Zane Show Podcast 553 I tried to change the bible Mar 29, 2021

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*I feel like a slug. Eating appropriately is WAYYYY off. I tried again yesterday and I started by making a veggie, Mediterranean, pizza. The crust on this things is "pourable." I freaking love making food.
*I committed to actually watching tournament basketball and boy am I glad I did. The Oral Roberts / Arkansas game was awesome. Michigan kicked ass and the UCLA/ Alabama game was incredible.
*The QOTF and I were part of the passion at my Catholic church. I was the narrator in the gospel reading. See it here. I managed to screw plenty of this up and got heckled by another parishioner afterwards.
*The "sump pump saga" yielded a hell of story. Hear how your old pal Eric did when faced with the daunting task of replacing the sump.
*The Hamm's Beer Shit Howitzer was on the war path over the weekend. It was so bad, I actually said something to The NFK.
*Senator Steve Daines from Montana hates Mexicans so much, he wants to go back to the glory days when Montana residents made their own meth.
*A lady near where I live was messing around with the metal detector and uncovered a hidden, underground bunker. I got Lara Labryner on the podcast via the phone to talk about what she found.
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52: Lost Zane Recordings FREEview Ep 52 Airdate: 6/20/2016 Mar 29, 2021

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1 – Another wedding for Julius. Racial profiling beats abortion. Tragedy is good for Trump. What is a dollar dance? Doane bangs Mom.2 – Cleveland Cavaliers win it all. ‘Bone poppin outta da skin’ talk.3 – Blue Bridge Ride is tomorrow; A-holes still donating with PA Prank names.4 – Eric got his medical bill for hook in finger. Replay from Friday’s last segment when Eric’s connection crapped out (funnier than initial because of Eric / Julius reactions to it).5 – Game of Thrones. Eric visits Traverse City; O’neil attracts poon.6 – Eric saved a lady in Traverse City.7 – Haan had hot mics during Huge interview with Tom Izzo. Julius gets dumped for Marcus comment. Scott Baio supports Trump.8 – Doris Burke’s voice makes Eric puke. Brue Bridge Ride tomorrow.9 – The show is doing good. Bad weekend for Hollywood (Anton Yelchin pinned by car / Ron Lester dies too). Death excites Julius.10 – NBA is as real as WWE. Messaging thru Body Language. A Little Raging Doaner.11 – Eric’s history of air checks. Eric predicts Trump will win in November.12 – Trump digs profiling; Eric’s onboard.13 – What an ideal woman should look like in the 1950’s; get your ironized yeast today. Cleveland Cavaliers NBA champs.
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25: FREEview Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast - show 25 3/26/2021 Mar 27, 2021

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552: Eric Zane Show Podcast 552 What the hell happened to Joe Biden Mar 26, 2021

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*Morning broke today and I knew something wasn't quite right? My keen, handyman "spider sense" told me there was a problem downstairs with my sump pump. This will lead to me having to replace it, which will no doubt lead to a horrible outcome.
*Another one of my family members has COVID.
*Joe Biden did his first presser yesterday and the wheels sort of fell off.
*The QOTF went the extra mile to annoy the hell out of me last night and then "give me the business" with the old, "you never listen to me" complaint.
*Pilot tells the world what he thinks about San Francisco into a hot mic.
*Two superb Asshole of the Day nominees.
*66 year old immigrant, food delivery driver carjacked, killed by girls, 13 and 15.
*Rapist lives under teen victim's bed for three weeks.
*I was lucky enough to be invited on one of the few podcasts that I actually like! The story and an impromptu interview with the host of the podcast. Check out my guests show, here.

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