The Dapper Dads

Death Of The Dapper Dads: Part 1, Chapter 1, Sequence 1 Jan 01, 2021

THE FINAL EPISODE! What do you even say at a time like this? It feels like we've already said it all we just don't remember exactly what it was. We say some things in this episode also. Some of the usual and some sincere things for once. Thanks to everybody who ever listened to us regardless of how much and how often. We will never understand but and will always be proud even when we shouldn't be. We ask that you respect our privacy as we both disappear forever and never speak of this again.

With love, The Dads

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Michael McTallica Dec 25, 2020

EPISODE 176! #9 of the FINAL 10! We discuss drinking early, how we would kill someone, a female Slim, playing with a bunch of dogs, speaking in third person, ice cubes, a man that drives up and yells at you about stuff, twins and coke, not lasting long while cooking pizza, a lot of Michael McDonald, pee sink, the repercussions of eating burgers, the hit song Closing Time and much more.

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Nutted In My Shorts Dec 18, 2020

EPISODE 175! #8 of the FINAL 10! We discuss being suspects in each others deaths, edible underwear, having half a kid, causing a scene in an Olive Garden, the tv show Perfect Strangers, a little league game, horny goat weed, final jerks, making and finding a sex tape, a breakfast mac and cheese and much more

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Sympathy Pains Dec 11, 2020

EPISODE 174! #7 of the FINAL 10! We discuss putting the dog down, teeth, a world class freakout, hot foods, bong water, a creepy man, doing a driveby and guns in general, the Miser brothers, a Human Centipede scenario, going to the Trapt show, babies and much more.

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Edward Scissorhandjob Dec 04, 2020

EPISODE 173! #6 of the FINAL 10! There are some very weird and annoying audio issues in this one but we think for the most part it's still decent. We discuss The Chronicles of Narnia, old timey candy, bad Onlyfans, catchy songs, jerking together, waterparks, a retired doctor, swallowing food, Megadeth, a submission with a bunch of would you rathers and more.

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The Sequel No One Asked For Nov 27, 2020

EPISODE 172! #5 of the FINAL 10! We discuss Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Fuel energy drink, using dynamite, a confusing hat, being propositioned for a cigarette, a party in the balls, a detailed recap of Drama's return to the doctor, having nice dick days, still not wanting to smell farts, what game show we want to be on and much more.

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Wiping And Pulling Out Staples Nov 20, 2020

EPISODE 171! #4 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss yoga, standing on money to become taller, rockstars that should be dead, best way to do drugs, airing out horny texts post death, air bud, Victoria's Secret, coins, cigarette butts, sweaty men smells, missing birds, a husband with a special talent, gym floors and much more

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Fucking A Murderer Nov 13, 2020

EPISODE 170! #3 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss a Van Halen mashup, bumping into a dedicated fan in the future, Drama's new podcast, "updates" on Slim's "health", a dead parent party, being large horny, which one of us is the looks (and the brains), an intense workplace story, our roles in a heist and much more.

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The Shattered Pelvis Spectacular Nov 06, 2020

EPISODE 169! #2 of the FINAL 10! We discuss the act of 69ing, a well lit butthole, some wifi issues, meetings with the devil, farts and crap, an intense recap of Slim's recent injury, Drama's dads hands, a submission test and much more.

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The Most Motorboatistable Oct 30, 2020

EPISODE 168! #1 of the final 10 episodes! We discuss using your genie wish to see a friend's pain, being delicate in the butt, Onlyfans (again), no longer having the concept of time, shitty Walmart employees and shitting with Walmart employees, unusual lubricants, poor performances, first jerks and ejacts, a story from another podcast and much more.

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BAZINGA Oct 23, 2020

EPISODE 167! WE HAVE A VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Listen to find out what it is. We also discuss recording in a different place again, a dad prank, campfire smells, smoking the wrong end of a cigarette, our love for The Big Bang Theory, breathing, how ventilated places actually need to be, washing your legs, Catdog, penis pumps, reality tv shows and much more.

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Bucketsexual Oct 16, 2020

EPISODE 166! We discuss soft pretzels, a Starbucks exchange, pretty fast food employees, restaurants where the workers are purposely mean to you, large hashbrowns, Slim's new toy, a recap of Drama's vacation including high mountain driving, a battle against the sun, the Smoky Mountains, a really cool bartender, some wild brats, an ocean adventure and much more.

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You Know What I Like The Most? Cake Farts Oct 09, 2020

EPISODE 165! We discuss celebrity dick pics, spooky jerks, muff diving, thumbs, dating the female versions of ourselves, charley horses and hiccups, old crazy internet things, post nut pee streams, new wild rap lyrics, meeting real dads and much more.

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East West Breasts Oct 02, 2020

EPISODE 164! We discuss man on man boning, a typical doctor visit, coffee lids, Mythbusters, Sublime WITH Rome, Fat Mike and his fat breasts, Gary Busey Pet Judge, Viking funerals, the 9 different types of boobs, Rubik's cubes, our McDonald's meal pitch, a Dairy Cream conspiracy and much more.

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The Juiciest Hot Little Center Of Pink Ham Sep 25, 2020

EPISODE 163! We discuss us as Sims, napping, a tubing injury, party pizzas, jumping off a bridge, more about the giant check in the basement, our anger at Taco Bell, keeping your severed leg and eating it, hot hams, blowjob pranks, a dream with 21 Savage and much more.

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Go To The Basement And Get Some Paper Sep 18, 2020

EPISODE 162! We discuss celebrity smoking photos, extra big milk, a giant check, where to take the man you think might be your dad, a kilt guy, the confusing lyrics of Blinded By The Light, a time travel situation, jellyfish and peeing, Scott Ian, the perfect t-shirt, a nice cold Coors, some Kid Rock facts and much more.

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Sucked Into A Black Hole Sep 11, 2020

EPISODE 161! We discuss old rap lyrics, awkward store interactions, ordering donuts, mistaking the abuse we do to our bodies for COVID, forgetting an important piece of equipment, the cafeteria above us, a shared stomach experience, a very slippery dock, taking some time off from your kids, mini putt, a submission with 3 quick ones, being 20 in the 7th grade and much more.

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Hulk Heroin: The Taco Bellcast Part 2 Sep 04, 2020

EPISODE 160! We hope you've always really wanted to hear two grown men get drunk and eat Taco Bell because then this episode is for you. We discuss a real rodeo scenario, finally ordering a bidet, hot dog debates, examining a junk drawer, a Hulu conundrum, deodorant and armpit issues, a submission about hats, how many buttchugs it takes, our personal ghosts of Christmas future and much more.

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Big Horny Fart Miracles Aug 28, 2020

EPISODE 159! We discuss true miracles, where the jerking happens, HJ's and what it would take to do them to each other, your second wife who is hot and stupid and inevitably bangs your son, cigarette umbrellas, when it's acceptable to hoot and holler, how phones ruined debates, old school texting, a pickle family, confusing questions and much more.

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Wagglin' Tongue Aug 21, 2020

EPISODE 158! We discuss being sexual, our obsessions, fun phone pranks, egging things, a messy court case, noses on pumpkins, updog, mumu dresses, WAP, deathbeds, tying off, Taj Mahal, some random dreams, nu metal band updates and much more.

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The Prophecy Of Foghorn Leghorn Aug 14, 2020

EPISODE 157! We discuss the lost hot noodle footage, having a baby at 93, the shenanigans of Motley Crue, selecting the perfect balls, traps from Saw movies, sunburns, the old man from the Six Flags commercials, the recap of our cabin weekend and much more.

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Hot Dads: The 3 Year Episode Aug 07, 2020

EPISODE 156! 3 YEARS! We made it by barely trying. We celebrate by attempting a stupid challenge. We also discuss ramen, eggs, doing drugs while making love, sketchy porn sites, switching our organs and much more. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with us this far.

*the video we keep referring to in the episode actually got messed up for the exact part where we perform the challenge so don't bother watching it

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I'm Freaking Out Jul 31, 2020

EPISODE 155! We discuss the monster that controls this, Floor Is Lava, how many seconds long the podcast should be, drive-thru protocol, porn fans, a surprise gape, drinking pop, Smoke on the Water, a new rapper, peeing, nose hair trimming, Hot Pockets, eating burritos, the fat motorcycle twins and much more.

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Creature From The Ass Lagoon Jul 24, 2020

EPISODE 154! We discuss stuff that would kill previous generations, a police chase, words and accents, buffets, straws, recap of the dadsquad reunion, some vomit, angry drinking, finally experiencing pure ecstasy, squatty potty, returning pants, losing your virginity and more.

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Blink 182's "I Had To Autoerotic Asphyxiate My TV On Christmas" Jul 17, 2020

EPISODE 153! We discuss throwing food, reminiscing to when the world was normal, the super sun, the Dapper museum, our future, a large massage device, a big whoopsie live on the episode, our drive-in tour, missing concerts, dropkicks, performing surgery, Joe C, a reformed dadsquad, the origins of Spongebob and much more.

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V For Vendetta Joker Jul 10, 2020

WE'RE BACK TOGETHER AND IT FEELS PRETTY REGULAR. In this historic episode 150 we discuss having to recreate the dungeon, curses, squirrels, being stopped by a cop, a new tv network, the loss of the monitor, Navy recruits, having sex while a plane crashes, picking up a grill, kids in bathrooms, the truth about JFK, a fun new money saving technique, armpit hair, teabags, fanny packs, crazy bread and much more.

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Before Croissan'wich / After Denny’s Jul 03, 2020

EPISODE 152! We discuss taint payments, gas station snacks, beer haters, eunuchs, BC/AD, drinking until you break your brain, fireworks, the new and improved super sun, dropping your child on their head, people with holes in their body causing beer to fall right thru, pizza toppings, chicken dumpling soup, Tesla the band, smearing and much more.

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Dickelgänger Jun 26, 2020

EPISODE 151! We discuss funeral plans yet again, cherries, fast food fist fights, greasy shirts, spiciness, shirts vs. skins, large shorts, a submitted would you rather, 2 liters, diapers, loofas, a text about true family love, Father's Day and much more.

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Shaken Baken Syndrome Jun 19, 2020

EPISODE 150! We discuss a recent split personality disorder, a Ray Romano clone, a big jar of spit, grandma broth and breasts, the Boss Baby, pressing the button, Shake and Bake, shaken baby syndrome, meth, Bad News Bears, foie gras, a new Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich, confusing microwave setting buttons, a large new product, a Drama lookalike and much more.

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Feces/Scat/Poop: The Nasty Episode Jun 12, 2020

EPISODE 149! We discuss chipmunks, Chippendales, carpeting, a big barf incident, soda machine issues, boobs vs. bewbs, pulling the plug, a colon cleanse update, a fun fact from a gas pump, dump comparisons, Bob the Scat Cleaner, trying to better your life but then missing your alarms, a brief but scary intermission, an email, the free Tootsie Pop Indiana wrapper and much more.

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Womb Stretch Jun 05, 2020

EPISODE 148! We discuss GTAV tips, exploding wieners, Crocs, a colon cleanse, barfing and spitting, being in each others bodies in a fun way, Drama's accident, an interesting business card, more combo fast food locations, a greasy old shirt idea and much more.

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The Taco Bellcast May 29, 2020

EPISODE 147! We discuss finding the perfect melon, big steaks, an almost exclusively olive sandwich, being extremely thirsty, upper deckers, owning a fast food franchise, several Taco Bell updates, on open marriage with condiments, a Willy Wonka crossover no one asked for, what people know you for, a new basketball move, some Jordan assumptions and much more.

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Where Am I, What's Happening? May 22, 2020

EPISODE 146! We discuss sweating, blumpkin logistics, Taco Bell, eating and drinking, meeting in person again, huffing stuff, powdered wigs, Cap'n Crunch, combo fast food places, breadsticks, Little Caesar's merch, a dog park incident, some fun movie quotes, a submission about the struggles of the podcast and much more.

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Thick Slink And Menacing Potato Head May 15, 2020

EPISODE 145! We discuss current horny levels, taking a direction with the podcast, our Candyman reboot, erotic Toy Story, window cleaning, thick cartoons, the worlds largest penises, an eagle transformation, another new movie pitch, Alex Jones updates, a specific spit shine and much more.

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The Last Whap Of An Ass May 08, 2020

EPISODE 144! We discuss more about the hit song You Can Call Me Al, cashing ass checks, returning a rare drink, being tall in public, festival breasts with the lactation incident, baby drugs, Dr. Drew, ejaculating inside yourself, an eccentric ass position, sunning your butthole, stupid ginger beer, being big browsers and much more.

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Lil Van Down By The River May 01, 2020

EPISODE 143! We discuss news reporter personality, old woman riding, wearing wet clothes, Chris Farley, strokin', different paper cutters, ball trimming, becoming new and improved after quarantine, Wonderballs, researching grills and patio furniture, burger measurement, the big c-word, opening the church of Limp Bizkit and in a podcast first we lose one of the hosts and see if the other can handle the pressure. Who does what how? Listen and find out!

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First Curses Apr 24, 2020

EPISODE 142! Still separated we discuss cartoon vampires, Frankenberry beef, a rare Kiss t-shirt, hair updates, the giant baby from Twitter, the hit song You Can Call Me Al, early swear words, dad/yacht rock, a fan submitted email, fallen Taco Bell soldiers, guilty pleasures and much more.

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Trainwrecks Of Love Apr 17, 2020

EPISODE 141! We discuss two dogs turning into 302 dogs, first cigarettes, swallowing food, Extreme Love, a burping fetish/Patreon, a jerking lesson submission, Slim's mean ol' lady, a whole bunch of would you rather questions, our Google search history and much more.

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Hand Insanity Apr 10, 2020

EPISODE 140! As we turn out the lights and flip the sign in the dungeon to CLOSED we still manage to keep the show going for some reason. Despite the chaos and distance we manage to discuss final words to an ex, noodles, facial hair, a tiny demon, drinking hand sanitizer, Slim's general location, Tiger King, loud cars, a Scooby Doo breakdown, Billy Joel, some submissions and much more.

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Frun Freddy Frinkles Apr 03, 2020

EPISODE 139! We discuss foosball, hidden food, Nightmare Before Christmas and XXXmas, more long screams, the joys of paperwork, 100 Humans, ball cleaning, more wiping, a hot bottle of pee, one man's cold journey, open wounds, when siphoning goes wrong, Julia Fox drinking from an udder, Julie Stiles/Childs, Urethra Franklin and much more.

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Edward Chili Dog Hands Mar 27, 2020

EPISODE 138! We discuss some Maytag man confusion, the creation of a new religion, Danzig's new movie, crazy early internet, toe problems, Oregon Trail times, burrito cooking, the return of the asshole, Wild Wild West, years of life that don't matter, jerk off gel, some would you rathers, a bee costume or something, 17th of all and much more.

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Fur Lined Spittoon Mar 20, 2020

EPISODE 137! We discuss fun words, mermaids, footjobs, ballbusting, bad baby names, flan, a marry/fornicate/kill, an email all the way from Australia, spittoons, the thrilling conclusion to the hotel humping story, sex things you don't do as an adult, a bar for dorks, how to cry and much more.

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Asshole On A Plane Mar 13, 2020

EPISODE 136! We discuss our new robot, some feedback, having young boy fans, not using the restroom, Face/Off, Venn diagrams, our latest and greatest movie franchise idea, ugly people finding love, hotel humping, Spencer's Gifts, extensive coffee talk, the craziest naked outfit, breadstick conspiracy and much more.

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Testicle Toes Mar 06, 2020

EPISODE 135! We discuss The Misfits, not dying in cars but also the perfect car death, a strip club at 4pm on a Saturday, Hall and Oates, old Onlyfans, a bag over the head, some would you rathers, what gives the Kool Aid Man life, handcuffs and much more.

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Buttered Poop Feb 28, 2020

EPISODE 134! We talk about our first sketch, an All Star Weekend celebrity sighting, tomatoes, the man smell in a car, Ted Nugent dodging the draft, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water, why Santa isn't real, middle of the night sleepy snacking, a new Netflix pitch, some would you rathers and much more.

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Cryin' And Crankin' Feb 21, 2020

EPISODE 133! We talk about finding your real dad in a bar, Cracker Barrel, perfectly timed suicide, nips getting bigger, the vagina candle, hot wax, private part placement, a car crash, what video would be our last, little person cabbage criminals, 21 gun salutes, our prison stint and more.

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Mono E Romano: The Monitor Episode Feb 14, 2020

EPISODE 132! We discuss vestibules, our fun runs, Valentine's Day, sneaking up and surprise snacking, a Final Destination/Fantasy sequel, high school pant choices, Slim's vomit adventure, Drama's stupid doctor visit, porn scenarios you don't want, writing movies or having them spoiled, what we want on our tombstone and other fun stuff.

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Christ Is In The Slice Feb 07, 2020

EPISODE 131! We talk about staircases, how this is a leap year, making bread, posing for a magazine, horse love, porn categories we don't enjoy, driving into a mall, a flaming nine year old, who is the Daily Bugle boss, what's under Sway's hat, having a woman help you vote, alcoholic chili and more.

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Little John Silver's Jan 31, 2020

EPISODE 130! We discuss what organs you can give away, confusing butts, late night drinking, pharmacy troubles, Gritty the mascot, big sausage pizza, soft bones, our recap of The Great Gatsby, clown fantasies, sending pictures to each other, various hot chips, trying to eat less, our anger about different types of bowls, having a third testicle, introvert tips and more.

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The Necessary Episode Jan 24, 2020

EPISODE 129! We discuss spelling, the weather, mixing hot and cold together, littering, fun with cannons, branding your skin, a detailed movie recap, the life of Abe Lincoln, some submissions about the holidays, fornicate/marry/kill and more.

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Stealing Steaks On Your Lunch Break Jan 17, 2020

EPISODE 128! We discuss greeting cards, more about the WB frog, Captain Crunch, an impaired Spawn, little known rap facts, a Jason Alexander update, some old job memories, randomly remembering people, losing Facebook friends, having to stay the night in a haunted house to get money, the Osbornes tv show, biting the heads off doves and bats, suing people, Casper the Friendly Ghost and much more.

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Le Pillow Stab Face Jan 10, 2020

EPISODE 127! We talk about Marilyn Manson worship, a heated Onlyfans debate, awkward store interactions, an alcohol name pun, ripping off an ear updates, a concert ticket question, Avril Lavigne, old tv shows, becoming your own grandpa and much more.

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Baby Powder Peppers Jan 03, 2020

EPISODE 126! The first of 2020 and a first ever all listener submitted episode! We discuss our plans for the new year, a submission from a real dad, where we put the toilet paper, weird bathroom things from our childhoods, some would you rathers, a lot of TV dinner talk, the Golden Girls, cans of beer, buying random records, anxiety stories, a missing pair in the kitchen, an official email application for our job posting and much more.

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Best Of 2019 Jan 01, 2020

OUR FIRST CLIP SHOW! WOW. We took some of the moments we found funny from the whole 2019 and compiled them for you. It was a lot of work and made us feel more narcissistic than usual. We hope you enjoy it whether you listened to every episode or this is the first time checking us out. Thanks for all the support and here's to another year of this for some reason.

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The 2010s: A Decade In Review Dec 27, 2019

EPISODE 125! Instead of our typical end of the year wrap up, we decided to go over the whole decade since it's probably the only time we'll be able to do such a thing. We go year by year discussing all the weird things that were popular and stupid. We'll see you in 2020 (that's a vision joke without even trying)

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Albums Of The Year 2019 Dec 20, 2019

EPISODE 124! Our top 10 albums of the year! We do talk a bit about Christmas and pooping in a diaper for some reason before we get into the lists. If you want to jump straight to the countdown it starts around 32:00. For those unaware we each break down our 10 favorite "projects" from 2019. This is our very subjective opinions. Please check some of it out if anything sparks your interest and let us know if we missed something great.

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Milkrophones On Huzzahnukkah Dec 13, 2019

EPISODE 123! We discuss long commutes, looking really cool to strangers, Jack Frost, finally finding out we are Jewish, what our own Elf on the Shelf would be, how we actually look while out on the town, an altercation at Walmart, Jerry Springer, spatchcocking, some submissions including finding a friends video, a bizarre bee situation, music suggestions, worst customer experiences and much more.

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The Petty Mom Dec 06, 2019

EPISODE 122! We discuss spitballs, creepy Christmas songs, hot cartoon babes, soup/salad/cereal, cooking eggs, a battle to the death, voodoo doll and clones, what to do once the show ends in 6 episodes, getting your tarot read, the other side of a glory hole, shower routines, some fact checks and more.

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A Little Alone Time With A Lasagna Nov 29, 2019

EPISODE 121! We discuss some of the 19 wonders of the world, mashed potatoes, failing a test, meatball problems, the Garfield universe, big flu, Minkus, the need for a death checker, becoming more exclusive, new business ventures, a picnic date, the Popeyes sandwich (again), some submissions about cars and would you rathers plus more probably.

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Gag & Chatter Nov 22, 2019

EPISODE 120! We talk about helping the homeless, our shit in a box, the Today Show cast as Peanuts characters, the life of Maury Povich, Drake getting booed, how the weather really is, leaving your baby at the airport, fun baby pranks, blowup dolls, a submission about a certain someone, hot gas station coffee, how hot a liquid can actually get and nothing else.

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Deep Dives: Stu from The Pimps Nov 18, 2019

We sat down with Stu, frontman of The Pimps and many other musical endeavors. We discuss his many years of performing and making music, troubles with big tire, reuniting the band, pulling his hamstring at the start of the first show back, a crazy record deal, touring with ICP, his infamous morning news interview and much more.

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Little Caesar's Little Voice Nov 15, 2019

EPISODE 119! We talk about our brand new funeral packages, King of the Hill, a dumb hitman, several dumb hitmen, hiring a hitman to take out a hitman (do you see a theme here?), how dirty our hands will get for the other person, the most disgusting court case of all time, T.I. and his daughter, a submission about pineapple, fair food, a shorty story submission, some very specific Rockford talk and more.

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Let Down Larry's Nov 08, 2019

EPISODE 118! We talk about the big 4 of thrash metal, Scott Ian's beard, morning bowel movements, a rehashing of our most popular topic since Slim tried the other side, an Albuquerque trip, Acme products, a standup set where you can finally say what people are really thinking, the JPEGMAFIA show, drinking and smoking and smoking and drinking, fun random thoughts, some would you rather submissions and more.

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Dog Squirrel Suit Nov 01, 2019

EPISODE 117! We discuss Slim's new look, the Guinness behind Guinness World Records, a fun sloth fact, two things Drama does not need, a nice pillow video, burning pizza, the demise of Lawyer Dog, a prank that never happened, the mechanics of autofellatio, waxing, a near McMuffin slip-up, soda pop, a shitty submission, surprises from Craigslist and more.

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13 Little Women Oct 25, 2019

EPISODE 116! We talk about the truth behind the WB frog, why Slim keeps getting taller, angel food cake with a fun topping, how there is no single word for the opposite of recently, a foosball fiasco, the Dapper Corp. building, a Netflix meeting, our new reality dating show, chewing garlic, revenge against 12 year olds, an offer for Valentine's Day, some horror movies, the Lisa Frank legacy, some long low hangers and probably even more.

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Death And Noodle Soup Oct 18, 2019

EPISODE 115! And it's our BEST EVER?? We think it just might be! Hear all about fighting snow, delicious bread bowls, a satanic pot of soup, movie theater seating, little shops located in your body, ball goblin chocolate, potato salad, a relationship with a fridge, shotgun against ballsack, robbing banks, the protocol of unveiling a surprise child, Bigfoot's big feet, a suicide pack, our own fleshlights, a perfect poop joke, the secret behind Sunny D and Hawaiian Punch, coupon dispensers, a present pig, a "cordigal" corgi visit, a 10 year anniversary dinner date at Chili's, a documentary about Cold Stone Creamery, candy corn, a pocket toy review, Pinhead's new look and somehow even more believe it or not. WOW.

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Deep Dives: Skyler from Culture Shock Oct 14, 2019

Culture Shock is a cool record/clothing/everything else store in Rockford. We talked to the owner Skyler about owning and operating a record store, collecting vinyl, being in business 13 years, some very specific Rockford memories, other general music discussion and much more.

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The Airtight Episode Oct 11, 2019

EPISODE 114! We discuss the details of our church and cult, our participation in beer olympics, a bunch of golf cart rides, repercussions of drinking, switching bones, an annoying Chick-fil-A man, places we don't want to die, eating out, those big floating balls, the top people we hate, accidentally committing crimes and much more.

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Corn On The Cob Oct 04, 2019

EPISODE 113! We discuss using straws, running into people, new uses for corn, horror movies, having a filter in public, Danger Mouse, a would you rather, hosting contests, Q-tips, the end of Slim, tiny candy and much more.

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Grandma's On Tinder Sep 27, 2019

EPISODE 112! We chit chat about women, Courvoisier and Valee, tar and feathering, Drama's wingman skills, a romantic dinner, some Vaseline news, a factory explosion, texting family members, pregnancy prevention tips, the highly anticipated results of the Impossible Whopper challenge and more.

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Legions Of Lesions Sep 20, 2019

EPISODE 111! Hear us struggle to talk about getting the key to the city, an Impossible Whopper challenge, D.A.R.E. class, a couple dreams, job interviews, what Popeye was actually squeezing, finding our religion, fun with ice cubes and much more.

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Shoot The Tuba Sep 13, 2019

EPISODE 110! We discuss a lack of feeling, a big dad drinking tip, erratic driving stories, cringe hangovers, attacks on tubas, parents trying to censor media, some submissions about Slim's feet and Facebook Dating plus much more probably.

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Deep Dives: Danny from Don't Panic Records & Distro Sep 09, 2019

We sat down with Danny from Don't Panic Records & Distro, a DIY punk label based out of Chicago. We discuss what a distro is, the transition into a label, his work in different bands, the process of putting out releases, Tom Waits, the Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtracks and much more.

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Music featured in this episode (chronologically):

Nude Model - Darts from the album Crying Games

The Kreutzer Sonata - Fast Times from the album The Rosehill Gates

The Muslims - ShirkJerk from the album Mayo Supreme

Introducing Deep Dives Sep 07, 2019

We're unleashing a cool new side podcast where we interview people we know who do cool stuff. Episodes will drop once a month (hopefully) right where you get the normal show. The first one drops Monday 9/9.

Beakers With Beaker Sep 06, 2019

EPISODE 109! We chat about Love After Lockup, dad nipples, Beaker and Dr. Robotnik's love life, the true hell, cults, a recent trip to Chicago, a chicken lawsuit, hot girls smoking crack, the continuation of a voicemail saga and more. plus a BIG new announcement!

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Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead Aug 30, 2019

EPISODE 108! In this not horny episode we discuss the Popeyes chicken sandwich debate, making molotov cocktails, how much gas you can consume, what kind of materials they have at sperm banks, a foot fleshlight, fighting and being garbagemen, a plumbing conundrum, some submissions and more of this junk.

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Grispin' Aug 23, 2019

EPISODE 107! We discuss how long it takes before you haunt something, our Omegle video, the early days of the internet, old obnoxious songs, Drama's birthday gifts, some intense pie talk, erotic truth or dare cards, submissions including another voicemail in the recent saga and much more probably.

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Elitist Illuminati Aug 16, 2019

EPISODE 106! We discuss some tv shows, the hunt for porn, perverted pens, some morbid questions from the internet, deceased cartoon parents, a disgusting story from Reddit, female protection methods, some submissions, the longest voicemail we've ever aired and more.

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Welcome To Bangerland Aug 09, 2019

EPISODE 105! We talk about leaving ourselves at the cabin, making a handful of firm cotton candy, Slim being a clone, monster trucks for a can of pop, Cockpockets, jerking and driving, the monkey at the renaissance fair, something shocking, Drama's car, some submissions and more.

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4 Minutes Of Bats Aug 02, 2019

EPISODE 104! THAT MEANS 2 WHOLE YEARS OF THIS JUNK!! WOW! We discuss fire fueled live shows, fat vampires, red light suicides, bring one of our corpses to the show, snuff films, food challenges, first date questions and even more.

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Everything Is Geuiche Jul 26, 2019

EPISODE 103! We babble about the Area 51 raid, someone dressing up as us, a very particular piercing, tattooing unseen areas, dung drinks, a Raymond raygun, bad restaurants plus a cabin recap including a startling hammock nap, late night swimming, a large number of beers consumed and more more more.

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Showing Up Short Jul 19, 2019

EPISODE 102! We discuss getting mysteriously wet, a jukebox villain, The House on the Rock, the short angry bagel man who took the internet by storm, what belongings you save in a house fire, choosing heaven or another shot at life, some voicemails and more.

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Just A Quick Detour Jul 12, 2019

EPISODE 101! We discuss Slim's trip to Texas, our new intern, bruised ribs and getting the wind knocked out of yourself, the kitty keyboard, a romance between a bum and a trashcan, a submission about fears, some would you rathers, Drama seeing T-Pain and much more.

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EPISODE 100! Jul 05, 2019

We did it folks. We did what no one could have ever imagined. We made 100 episodes. For this monumental occasion we discuss our stats for the month of June and take some LIVE CALLS. We of course make time to create an updated "stranger" technique, creepy Youtube videos, giving each other a quarterly review, jerkin' and more. Thank you to everyone who helped us get to this point. Here's to 10 more 100 episodes and then we're DONE.

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I Think We've Been Over This Jun 28, 2019

The last of the double digits. We discuss our first Twitch stream and slumber party, putting a message in a Henny bottle, some of our old sayings, issues with the Youtube video version, the running butthole challenge, strangers recognizing us, a stripper face licking, a fun tyrannosaurus rex toy, rats falling from the ceiling, an eff marry kill, a nice voicemail and more more more.

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Big Glitter Conspiracy Jun 21, 2019

Who buys all the glitter?? We talk about yelling out of cars, Naturdays (of course), unexplained disappearances, the glitter conspiracy, recycling, a submission about literally eating crap and more probably.

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Treasure Chest Of Meatballs Jun 14, 2019

Another Friday another steaming pile of greatness. Hear about a plan to punch homeless people, kratom and cbd, burning pizzas, ridiculous riders, us being your wedding dates, appearing on morning tv and Sesame Street, the story of a 9 day erection, Naturdays (of course) and some Instagram questions including bellies, weird snacks, the nightmare of wolfbagging and more.

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FLAGGED! Jun 07, 2019

This is a big old thick one. We talk about Hereditary again, an Aladdin with just Will Smith, potato salad and driving, some messed up questions, eff marry kills, last words, some would you rathers, a big reveal, our Minnesota trip recap featuring why we got kicked out of a bar, mini putt, beers, a bowling alley party and of course Soundset 2019.

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Big Accordion Shelf Belly Button Arms May 31, 2019

Well look what we have here. Listen to us ramble on about milking via a big foam airplane, the differences in buttholes, retirement homes, squirtin' and fartin', our old man problems with the youth, a plan for a month of statistics, juul vs. cigs, Slim's teeth dream, some fantastic Would You Rather's and more.

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Hot Salad May 24, 2019

Blah blah blah. Hear all about the number 23, exotic cereals, undergarments, a gift from a fan, our Soundset weekend predictions, waking up as a woman, Frankenstein's monster's penis, food court adventures, heating up a salad, So You Think You Can eat Mother's Day lunch, an update on our targeted marketing, smelly balls, tips for picking up ladies, some music talk because someone wants it and more probably.

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The Poop Mailer Strikes Again May 17, 2019

Speaking of porn. Hear all about unexpected porn music videos, surprise snowballs, Slim's mail, a tickling tv principal, the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark documentary, an eff marry kill voicemail, what Slim does for booze and a card game, some wonderful toys from Wish.com, lil pumps and more.

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Twerk Whiff May 10, 2019

Your #1 source for Italyan Erotik. Hear all about our interns, working with Disney, Will and Jaden Smith, Nu Metal (again), beautiful women from our childhood, our camgirl alternative, birds not being real, targeted marketing, a breakdown of the Youtube search terms we mentioned last episode, Olive Garden, first date dinners, a wild submission, a followup to an old serious submission, cottage vs. cabin and even more.

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Mothers Against Dapper Dads May 03, 2019

Hey BABY! Me and my boys are going to JAIL! Hear all about refreshing Naturdays, forgetting that people actually listen to this, conjuring a giant demon frog, bubbles, stealing from parties, Youtube search terms, an odd record hunt, not being a baby daddy, sports memorabilia, dry ice, Claritin or Chloroform, the worlds longest podcast, being awake for days, street gang doppelgangers and more.

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Honking Of The Breasts Apr 26, 2019

90 seems important but who knows anymore. Hear all about pretzels, posting pics on Facebook, egg burritos, some self review, being gay in a mouth or a butt, crashing our cars, peeing at sports events, everything you touch bursts into flames, a weird voicemail, some would you rathers, furry consolidation and much more.

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Chili Defense Apr 19, 2019

If you're sick on your birthday do you get a year older? Listen to us blabber about the Smooth Tour 2020, ATM expectations, getting rid of old people, convenience store fires, a semen extraction machine, Alex Jones, an explosive submission, playing with fire and fireworks, the egging of Slim's car and more.

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The Apology Tour Apr 12, 2019

Screaming sorry in a city near year. Hear us ramble about becoming gravy, a text meant to clarify but only further confuses, a psychopathic riddle, how many chuggas, a hole of glory, getting our bottoms eaten, our predictions and picks for the 2019 XXL Freshman list plus a bunch more stuff.

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Dippy Dawg Apr 05, 2019

We're back and you didn't even notice we were gone. Hear if we'll be gay or dead and when it will happen, leaving without a trace again, lean vs. lien, Drama's Florida vacation, Goofy: dog or cow, some this or thats, being buried alive before a show, what we do in front of God when we go to heaven, who we would bang if they die immediately after and much more.

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Boofin' The Flu Mar 29, 2019

Another week, another solid gold podcast. Hear all about that thing Marilyn Manson removed his rib for, mysterious neck pain, the best holiday for candy, Kidz Bop World Tour 2019, deaths at the Grand Canyon, Gods love for Slayer, some cosmetic surgery, Dilbert's voice, laundromat shenanigans, a presidential parrot and much more.

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Burger Photographer Mar 22, 2019

We'd rather be listening to Smooth by Satana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty. Hear all about us becoming more PC, food photography, being a huge sports fan, weird wedding traditions, the hit song Smooth, seeing Remo Drive, our musical episode, seeing JPEGMAFIA and Vince Staples live, vacations, a beefy submission, how Kurt Cobain woke up from an overdose and much more.

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Latter Day Saint Mafia Squirrels Mar 15, 2019

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior? In this one we chat about our need for a summer intern, Dramas delicious surprise, how spring appears to be springing, seeing Pkew Pkew Pkew in Chicago again, Disney dvds, Dollar Tree, gangstalking, EpiPens, email chains you must forward, a deathly submission, movie gore, embarrassing moments, awful retail stories, Billy Joel and more.

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The Church Of Ray Romano Voice Mar 08, 2019

DEBRA! In this doozy we dive into making a dating app, using the bathroom without cell phones, stubborn dogs, babies, throwing food out of a car, a world ending tornado, the Lords of Chaos movie, an Everybody Loves Raymond parody, dying at 130 vs. 30 like the old days, movie then dinner or dinner then movie, where does the crack begin and probably even more.

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Bichard's Mar 01, 2019

It's gonna get nasty. We talk about hanging out of windows, being tricked into looking at pictures, wiener or camera: the movie, buttholes and haircuts, Abducted In Plain Sight, a bizarre letter from Philadelphia, beer prices, a submission that ruins our career, a voicemail from across several ponds with some quick ones and much more.

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Saturday Night Wrist Feb 22, 2019

We've been everywhere, man. Hear all about birds and their possibly furry bellies, cakes from hell, celebrities one murder pass, the results of the case race, an amazing fanfiction submission, a compilation album for dads to drive to, James Brown alleged murder, hiring the best hitman and more.

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We Did It All For The Nookie Feb 15, 2019

So you can take that cookie? And stick it up your? Yeah? We discuss fighting fans, basketball in the 90's, a hospital trip for a broken member, some age appropriate lyrics, being hot for teacher, girls with boyfriends, X-Men, Sherlock Holmes from the future or right now, doing it all for nookie, waterbeds and beer plans.

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Death Parde God Hell Feb 08, 2019

Come on feel the noise. We talk watermelons, wizards, the best episode of Hoarders, walks in the park, an interesting show and tell, the cold weather, our mental breakdowns, an elaborate street fight, Drama's prison bid, Bjork, what Slim's really made of, corn dog sizes, a Death Party, Curd's Corner makes a return and 3 quick ones. What a bargain!

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Demonic Conglomerate Feb 01, 2019

It just never ends. This week we talk leprechauns, working out new material at funerals, having affairs, wiping a man on a flight, how to get undressed, Fyre fest, Teanna Trump, the cold weather and our cars in it plus a bunch of other stuff probably.

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The Curse Of The Tall Woman And The Little Man Jan 25, 2019

This one's for all the grandmas out there. We talk about a lack of testosterone, the best foods to spend some time with, the song Jump Around, the best use for a flip phone, Betty White, our stupid sons, Slim's turtle, the little versions of us running our bodies, a radical new drug injection and 3 moderate ones.

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Breakaway Pants Jan 18, 2019

Well, the episodes start coming and they don't stop coming. In this one we talk about hot cookies, load size, canker sore myths, faxing in 2019, Soulja Boy mudslides, cottage cheese, Sonic the Hedgehog, My Name Is Earl, clarification on Duke the dog, who has clones, Sum 41, mugshots, The Drew Carey Show, bats, asbestos and two voicemails. Pretty ridiculous when you list it all out.

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Drawer Full Of Pawgs Jan 11, 2019

Does a person crap their pants when they turn into a werewolf? Hear all about it along with pubes and trimming them, a very important loss, loving too much, a voicemail, chimps and ghosts, spermicide spray, what is in the ol' hobo sack and a bunch of other stuff we try to forget.

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Buff Tip Koala Steaks Jan 04, 2019

Right into 2019 and right off the rails with this one. It's all over the place but we talk about our shared therapist, cow tipping, a Shark Tank pitch, a new Ludacris album, a slew of submissions covering our souls, Peanuts, burps, Australia and more.

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Goodbye 2018 Dec 28, 2018

We send 2018 into the abyss with a trip down memory lane. Hear us recap the year including all the shows we saw and shenanigans we got into. We also talk about big plans for 2019 because it appears this train just will not stop. If this is your first time tuning in we recommend a different episode as this is just us referencing things we've already discussed.

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Christmas And Albums Of The Year Dec 21, 2018

It's our top albums of the year! Don't worry we still dive into Christmas and other shenanigans just like a normal episode. Hear us open a surprise gift, debate Christmas movies, talk about the death of a Beatle, a voicemail to clear up a recent question and much more. Albums of the year start about 45 minutes in and we each go through our top 10 in long detail.

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Jen's 30 Year Old Birthday Boobs Dec 14, 2018

Buckle up because this one is a wild ride. We talk about how wonderful people are this time of year, visiting church, Drama's Chicago trips, open bars, bartering with the Amish, Slim's speeding, Drama taking Slim's place and a whole lot more.

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Did Gilligan Have A Rough Life? Dec 07, 2018

If you wanna hear greatness listen to us talk about switching bodies, tall women, the lesser known Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sequel, body wash preference and a bunch of other stuff. We also don't know why this episode is shorter, sorry.

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The Ole Days Nov 30, 2018

Probably not what you would expect for big number 69. We get into shots, specific circumstance steaks, Thanksgiving festivities, Whirlyball, Dr. Ruth being totally alive still, a submission to clear up previous confusion and so much more.

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Final Fifty Loads Nov 23, 2018

We really harp on this one. Hear all about Slim's slew of surprises, deodorant choices, Good Charlotte and Sam Goody, 90 Day Fiance, having a limited number of loads left, Chuck Berry, some submissions and so much more.

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Straddling The Toilet Nov 16, 2018

Listen to us blabber on about Terminator 2, the first real snow and driving, Slim's new job, our actual dads, a very confusing bathroom scenario, some submissions and a bunch of other greatness.

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The Abscess Nov 09, 2018

A majority of this episode revolves around a trip to the doctor. It gets VERY gross and intense at times. There's your warning. We also briefly touch on our trip to Madison, how many people it takes to make an orgy, our neverending illness and more.

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Peeing In The Sink Nov 02, 2018

When Slim is under the weather and Drama is invincible you get a top notch episode like this one here. Listen to tales of Slim's pneumonia and pee tests, backroad adventures, new cereal choices, a wild would you rather, stranger danger, wet sandwiches, Jimmy of Jimmy Johns fame and a whole lot more.

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Fifi With A Clicker In It Oct 26, 2018

We are sick and tired but we still pull through with another hit episode. We saw Pkew Pkew Pkew in Chicago (again) and Prof in Madison (again) and we talk about it. We also talk about a surprise Halloween party, a voicemail jingle, how fast Slim can be, something about sandy chicken, the detailed questions raised by the Goofy Movie and more.

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Ottomans Having Ottomans Oct 19, 2018

WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! GO SUBSCRIBE, LINK BELOW. Also hear about our sweet new shirt and the work that went into it, Shaggy 2 Dope's dropkick attempt on Fred Durst, pizza bagel bites, the best time of day to make sweet love, a couple of couches and more.

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Holding It In Oct 12, 2018

Hear us ramble about how many kids we could kick, Drama's first major hangover, holding in dumps for 8+ hours, and a slew of submissions covering Rammstein, random boners, Juggalos and a story of growing up in Iran.

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Two Dudes Dizzy On Duster Oct 05, 2018

We sobered up a bit for this episode and who knows if it helped or made everything worse. We also took our FIRST LIVE CALL during this one. Listen to us talk about conspiracy theories, more geography, another trip to Slim's bathroom of terrors, tattoos we wanted when younger and more.

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Kink In My Slinky Sep 28, 2018

Is this our loosest episode yet? Probably. Things get off the rails after several games of beer darts. We try to discuss calling sex hotlines, Jackie O (again), a wedding Slim attended, getting old, what happened to the man in the bathroom and other drunken ramblings. Good luck!

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Diaper Dads? Sep 21, 2018

Hear a detailed recap of our Minneapolis trip for Prof Outdoors including a dance party, $45 on Papa John's, Lil B and much more. We also get into reality tv, G.G. Allin, eggs and egging, how dirty we will get in a fight and diapers vs. being cheated on.

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Jesus Juice Zombie Escapade Sep 14, 2018

Back from Minnesota we discuss felonies, horrible tv shows, a correction to something from last episode, a spicy text message, doctors and drinking plus our plans for Minneapolis.

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Tubby Custard Sep 07, 2018

Slim gets unexpected visitors, Spotify shenanigans, how to enter a bathtub as a man, a 101 year old woman giving birth, the best erotic fan fiction and probably some other good stuff.

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Suspendered Underpants Aug 31, 2018

Back in the dungeon post-cabin we continue to harp on it and how life was better there. Other hot topics include a man that eats 1,460 burgers a year, quality pizzas, a new road name, Slim's middle school lip sync performance, turning japanese and more fun stuff.

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Live From The Cabin Aug 24, 2018

We snuck away out to the middle of nowhere to finally take an appropriate vacation for all of our extremely hard work. But even on a getaway we must still keep this thing chuggin' so we recorded our first episode away from the dungeon. Hear all the deets mainly about beers and the beach and realize how without stress we're no longer funny or entertaining.

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Reusable Rubbers Aug 17, 2018

Recorded on a very weird Wednesday hear how we took Alex Jones Youtube account, a bunch of gross sex talk, one hit wonders, how many hot dogs is too many hot dogs and a submission that leads to geeking out about Goosebumps, records and Simpsons.

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Five's A Massacre Aug 10, 2018

Diving straight into year two and not much has changed. Hear about our multiple recent trips to Chicago for Kweku Collins, Against Me! and Brockhampton, the long mistreatment of elephants, a father of 64 with too much math, rampage vs. spree, whip-it addiction and a bundle of other quality stuff.

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Baby's First Birthday Aug 03, 2018

We did it. We actually made it to one year somehow. So we spend this entire episode reflecting on it. If this is your first time checking us out you might want to start with a different episode. You should also be watching this on YouTube because the video is insane. Anyway, thanks everyone for the support and making it worth continuing to a year. Year 2 is gonna get real weird so get ready.

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Skol And Screams In A Thunderstorm Jul 27, 2018

You think you've heard it all but you haven't yet. Sit back and enjoy tales of billboard money, extreme Elvis, more grease, a voicemail full of lies, Malcolm in the Middle, fire stories, worst lyrics and other unspeakable stuff that was spoken.

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10 Year Old Uncle Jul 20, 2018

The big ol' 5-0. Let you ears be blessed with tales of Slim's "volunteer work" and Drama's brake job. Additional topics involve the documentary Finder Keepers, a slew of submissions such as breaking through the toilet paper, best sandwich choices, the importance of live performances, if we had cool new voices, what we're willing to give up for Sheryl Crow and so much more.

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Double Penetration Drive-In Theater Jul 13, 2018

Without hesitation we get right back to our bullshit. That includes the weirder side of Wish.com, the passing of beloved Duke, lobster science, alterations to school curriculum, movie reboot ideas, what happened to smut theaters and their answer to the lack thereof. Does anyone even read this anymore?

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Xanax Chimp Schematics Jul 06, 2018

We get right into Grimaces (or Grimini) again, do zombies take dumps, seeing Mount Eerie in Chicago, weirdest places they've shat, more quick ones including passing judgements, Lil Wayne, big spoon vs. little spoon and tons of other neurotic ramblings that should be cause for concern.

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Filing Cabinet Fiasco Jun 29, 2018

In a disturbing discovery we find out Slim is hording something. We also dive deep into MADtv, being blind, some high quality videos, the movie Hereditary, favorite albums and all kinds of other hot stuff.

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Giraffeicide Jun 22, 2018

When left to our own devices it gets real weird real quick. Thankfully we got some submissions that cover 3 sexy specific quick ones, a bunch of "this or that" questions, and 3 additional quick ones. It's a great episode full of goodness and we totally wouldn't lie to you ever.

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Balls Out Jun 15, 2018

Right back at ya with another tolerable episode. Hear how Drama thought he was actually going to meet Kanye, Slim sloshed around in a basement adventure, how much sawdust you could put in foods, how many pigeons you could carry, first love making sessions and a big black book that we end up just reading a lot of. Plus more I'm almost sure of it.

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Legs Does Hollywood Jun 08, 2018

Let the good times roll through this audio adventure. The guys chit chat about Evil Genius, the ability to commit their own crimes, a pair of legs that just won't quit, least favorite music genres, the beef between Pusha T and Drake plus some other good stuff probably about balls and whatnot.

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Minneapolis For Soundset Jun 01, 2018

Believe it or not, the guys lived through their 3 day bender up in Minneapolis for Memorial Day weekend and Soundset 2018. Listen to the tales of hot tubs, many many breweries, the most intense live performance the dads have witnessed so far, almost being involved in a shooting and how a board game almost broke the bonds of friendship. Plus other stuff too because boy oh boy was it a story for the history books.

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Eyes Wide Shut May 25, 2018

For the cost of absolutely nothing you can press play and let the dads explain how two fish fighting looks like something kissing, LimeBikes, the random supplements their taking, keeping eyes open or closed while cranking down, a presidential submission, songs of the summer so far and a slew of references almost no one will get! What more could you ask for? Nothing!

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On The Prowl Off Malört May 18, 2018

There are some technical issues because we've become so great that everything is trying to take us down but we won't let it happen. The first 20ish minutes are rough but full of greatness regardless. Hear about how Slim got literal poop in the mail, puking in cars and on guitars, the first successful penis transplant, new liquor decisions and all the other goodies that come in a normal episode.

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Bird Mace May 11, 2018

We're finally over the hill and it sure does show. In this one the guys talk about old people activities, favorite commercial jingles, naps and taking them successfully, smart condom technology, sports fails and a heap of other hilarity.

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Comically Large Sunglasses May 04, 2018

Tune in tight as the guys chit chat about Drama's new tattoo, grilling like a real dad, laser tag against an army of children, more neighbor stories, favorite 90's cartoons, the helicopter scene from Teen Wolf and a lot of other stuff that's of equal quality.

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Fingering In The Park Apr 27, 2018

It's a spicy one where the guys tackle the topics of their plans for when the world ends, Jeff Lachey, the death of demon daughters, a Curd's Corner about releasing gas around ladies, a submission of three quick ones, the worst words and other stuff. Get it while the getting is good.

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Please Don't Touch My Cards Apr 20, 2018

Slim finally decided to slam his fist straight through all of our equipment and delete a good 20 minutes of this episode but we're so dedicated that we started from scratch and tried to bring it back. Listen to us struggle to touch on the things from the deleted segment, flea markets, waiters and waitresses, the strange stuff young boys do together and more. Plus after the episode we tack on the original audio from the camera for those who care enough. The quality is very bad but the content is kinda funny.

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Erotic Serial Killer Shrek Fan Fiction Apr 13, 2018

Why don't you take a load off with a fresh new episode of this here podcast? Listen to the guys blabber on about cannibalism, erotic fan fiction, avoiding social interactions at stores, what profession would be most innapropriate to wear sleeveless shirts, the rules to get in the Dapper Dad cult and more. What a bargain.

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Equal Opportunity Fade Catching Establishment Apr 06, 2018

There's no more brakes on this ride so we hope you're ready. Let your ears absorb the tales of Drama's trip back to the doctor, the best bathtub foods, a submission that starts bad but spirals out of control, fast food drive thru experiences and a ton of other stuff. It just might be the best episode yet or possibly not.

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Murked By Porkchop Mar 30, 2018

In this streaming pile of success and greatness Drama recaps his experience seeing Hannibal Buress live, proper bar etiquette, what makes Slim nauseous, job interview questions and the weird jobs they lead to and so much more you're probably gonna be like wow that was quite a bit.

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Bob Barker Microphone Mar 23, 2018

This episode is not recorded into cute little microphones like we really want but it's still pretty good anyway. Listen and you shall hear a recap of 312 Day in Chicago with Danny Brown, split pee streams, the motel voyeur, a Danny Devito threesome, rap Mount Rushmore and lots of other goodies.

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DAPPER DABBLES 2 Mar 20, 2018

We did it again. Here are some more outtakes from our test recordings before episodes. Like with the previous one this is all over the place with some audio issues and whatnot since this is how we make sure everything sounds good. If you haven't listened to the first one yet go check it out so you understand the process a little more. Happy Spring!

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Drunk Tales Part 2(ish) Mar 16, 2018

Since everybody loves sequels, here is (kinda) part 2 of our infamous drunk tales. In this one Drama finally unleashes his epic most drunk ever story. Slim also gets into drinking to ruin a classy dinner affair. Other topics include a former first lady, island vacations, teachers balls and so much more. Listen to it so people think you're cool and intelligent.

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The Hot Dog Cobbler Gobbler Mar 09, 2018

The boys are back in town and they're all over the place. Listen to them get into the gun epidemic, a serious cereal debate, getting lost in the sauce, their first music submission review, Grimace from McDonald's fame and much more. If you don't listen now you will wake up to Slim outside your house at 3:30am doing rapper adlibs.

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Madison For Prof Mar 02, 2018

Two back to back party weekends? It's true and as excessive as it sounds! Listen to the guys recap the Prof show, Drama breaking his knee, Slim's sweaty intermission, little old troll men that steal your happiness and much more.

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Milwaukee For Brockhampton Feb 23, 2018

Hope you like Brockhampton, because the guys sure do (as you might know) and they finally got to go see them live. This entire episode is a recap of their trip and Slim's first time to Milwaukee including a Pabst Castle, a 80's/90's dance party, drinking and of course Brockhampton. Check it out and then listen to STAR fifty times.

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No Doinks For Dorks Feb 16, 2018

The hit episode train keeps chugging along with big number 28 here. Slim hit the big city again for chuckles, Drama continues to have awkward interactions at stores, a submission about theme songs and the bright future of sex dolls plus even more. Twitter us @DapperDads Buy merch so we stop being so poor www.thedapperdads.com/shop 5 star reviews or else Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram because pictures are worth many words Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with all your regrets www.thedapperdads.com for more than you deserve dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat) Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Milly Rock In A Half Half Crop Top Feb 09, 2018

Hot off the presses. The guys get into band shirts and books, Drama skating again with consequences, trimming the cat, worst "dates", porn parodies and a very intense would you rather. All this and more to make you question your sanity and life decisions.

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Rusty Trombones Under The Bridge Feb 02, 2018

26 episodes makes six months of doing this for some reason. The guys get into nu-metal (again like they're trying to bring it back or something), irrational video game fears, a submission about being friends with your ex and a submission about butt stuff. A good time to be had by all.

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Riding In Cars With Dads Jan 26, 2018

You know what really grinds the dads gears? Listen and find out as they discuss old guilty pleasure jams, the joys of owning a car and driving it, almost altercations and more. Plus a check-in from resident correspondent Yung Curd with some input and stats on last episodes hot button debate.

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Stand Up Or Sit Down Jan 19, 2018

The guys reflect on some funny childhood moments thanks to a quality submission. Topics include a lot of dad pranks, dealing with bullies, concussions and more wonderful memories. We also need your input on a very important topic in this episode that left the dads split. Please submit which side you're on so we can get some more information for this very serious debate.

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The Cottage Cheese Incident? Jan 12, 2018

The guys finally ventured back to Chicago and didn't even have to wait 3 hours on a train. They finally find out about the "egg" from Richard's, play some intense arcade games, acted like complete animals at a show and Slim had his first taste of Malört. There's also some submissions including a two-parter that creates so many questions and zero answers. Hit play already.

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Stripper Chop Jan 05, 2018

Welcome to 2018. The dads had a wild holiday weekend together. They tell the tale which features $1 Applebee's long island iced teas, freeish drinks, going too hard and tapping out early, Mexican food, a gentleman's club full of fog and of course Slim's ugly sweater party. There's no guidelines for going on a bender, but this isn't a bad example either.

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DAPPER DABBLES Dec 31, 2017

Suprise. This is a compilation of test recordings we do before each episode to ensure everything sounds good. We affectionately refer to these as "pre" and I'm sure you can already see the type of jokes that result. Shortly after implementing this process we realized we were leaving some real gold on the cutting room floor and decided to grab some hilarious pieces of them as an extra thank you for sticking with us throughout 2017. The quality of this at times is less than ideal, but fun overall. Here's to a big beautiful 2018!

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Goodbye 2017: Albums Of The Year Dec 29, 2017

The guys wave farewell to 2017 by discussing their top 10 albums of the year each in great detail. They also talk about starting the podcast, Drama tells one of his favorite stories of the year and they talk about what 2018 holds just like everyone else. See ya next year.

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'Tis The Season: Christmas & Songs Of The Year Dec 22, 2017

An episode full of Christmas cheer (and a video full of so much more - go watch now on Yotube). Hear about how Slim was Santa, Drama got his first starbucks ever and finally cashed in his fraudulent free Chik-Fil-A card, plus their favorite christmas movies and memories. Then the songs of the year get discussed in great detail. Also a lot of awful singing from both Dads.

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Premium Nightmares Lingering In The Ether Since The 90s Dec 15, 2017

The guys take a deep dive into all their crazy dreams and nightmares thanks to a submission. They also chat about out of touch rappers, old relationships and the thought of waking up years in the past. It's all super captivating and will change your life probably.

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Beautiful Wet Candy Dec 08, 2017

The guys got a gaggle of submissions and answered them all. Topics range from net neutrality to gambling on a fart, music that makes you emotional to video game music, plus a bunch of other stuff. It's an emotional rollercoaster.

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A Rain Man Type Scenario Dec 01, 2017

3 out of 5 Mormon wives say this episode is good. When you bring Slim to his breaking point and keep Drama nice and relaxed you get quality content like episode 17 here. The guys chat about Drama trying to buy fake Gucci flip flops, Slim's father disowning him, Chuck E. Cheese's, their wild Dad's night out on the town and a bunch of other random stuff.

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Over The Hand Pants Job Nov 24, 2017

More madman rambles in episode 16 when the guys get into a very intense documentary Drama witnessed, an awful customer interaction at Slim's work plus a solid talking point submission and a terrible idea submission. Plus we finally get to hear about the time Slim ran over his foot with a mower.

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Damp Naps Nov 17, 2017

Drama went to Chicago for the last time this year (maybe) and seen a slew of artists including the Big Tymer$ reunion. Slim finally got a resolution for a sweater issue that has been pushing him to the edge for almost 5 months. Then they touch on the most serious submission they've gotten so far. Plus some very specific talk about the comforts of home. What more could you want?

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Old Man Dabs At Ground: 36 Questions To Fall In Love Nov 10, 2017

The boys are back and they brought their energy. After recouping from episode 13, the guys keep their word and answer (almost) all of the 36 questions that are supposed to make you fall in love. Do sparks fly? Are there wedding bells in the future? Listen and find out already. Also hear about Drama getting to see Young Thug and Slim celebrating another birthday. Well what are you waiting for??

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The Quiet Aesthetic Nov 03, 2017

In this low energy, unlucky episode 13 we hear about Slim's raging Halloween party and Drama's comparable weekend festivities. Running off of no sleep they also get into some submissions and deep questions. All of this plus more of the usual.

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We're Train People Now: A Trip To Chicago Oct 27, 2017

The guys took a trip to Chicago. In this episode they recap that trip and talk about the rain, their food selections, cool stores, a glass skull and why they thought they might live on the train permanently now. They also get to some very interesting submissions and other stimulating chit chat.

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Dog Breast Forums Oct 20, 2017

The guys finally get some submission which leads to deep conversations about Drama's new dog (and her unique body type), comedians, past loves and conspiracies. There's probably other stuff too, who knows?

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Horror Movie Friday The 13th Halloween Spooky Extravaganza Oct 13, 2017

Welcome to the episode 10 special on Friday the 13th! Hope you like horror movies because we REALLY like horror movies and discuss it for about 2 hours. Hear the guy's top five movies, honorable and not so honorable mentions plus other fond memories.

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Would You Rather: Cursed By A Gypsy Oct 06, 2017

Would you rather have a deathmatch with everyone in a Home Depot or everyone in a Whole Foods? Would you rather know the exact date of your death or how you die? Would you rather only eat roadkill for the rest of your life or have everyone sound like Gilbert Gottfried? The guys answer these very important questions and many more in this special WOULD YOU RATHER episode.

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Take The Baby Sep 29, 2017

In this VERY hot episode the guys get into 2 liters of pop, fun school memories, public toilets, raising children and what haunts you before you drift off to a sweet, sweet slumber. Did we mention how HOT it was?

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Tacos vs. Predator Sep 22, 2017

In this tasty treat of an episode the guys chat about Drama's Minneapolis trip, Slim stops a wedding brawl, things get spooky discussing witch private parts, plus a story from a listener and more!

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The Slick Summer Slapper Sep 15, 2017

With fall right around the corner the guys discuss their picks for song of the summer, family genetics, hotel pranks like leaving a surprise in the shower and more.

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Lubed Up Noodles Sep 08, 2017

Here in episode 5 the guys get into restaurants that have wronged them, SuicideGirls, the Insane Clown Posse, a catchy new phrase and other takes of the hot variety.

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The One That Sounds Bad Sep 01, 2017

This one has some audio issues. We don't know what happened but we were able to clean it up to a tolerable point since it was too good to throw out. A lot is discussed in this one including a rant on short cigarettes, almost fighting crazy people, an indepth music discussion and much more. Find out who has peed their pants as an adult!

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Cathartic Catheter Aug 25, 2017

This one gets gross. The guys discuss some of their trips to the doctor involving everything from actually dying to a knee pain possibly caused by gonorrhea. They also touch on their privates a lot (get it?)

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Scene Missing: Drunk Tales Part 1 Aug 18, 2017

The guys only scratch the surface of their drunken stories in the first of many future episodes on this topic. Hear about their first alocholic beverages, getting kicked out of bars, why FastFingerSlim had to stop drinking and more. Plus there is a giveaway. In the second episode. Who else does that? No one.

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Beginning Of The End Aug 06, 2017

In this debut episode the guys get into how they first met, workplace shenanigans, run ins with the law, making quicksand as a child and much more.

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