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#65: Zimbabwe Mermaids Jan 20, 2019

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In this post-modern world wherein consensus reality seems less and less tethered to objective facts there are still a few headlines that one expects never to have to read; a string of words so bizarre that they manage to grab a chokehold on one's imagination with a strange mixture of fascination, fear and astonishment.

One such headline was delivered via the Daily Mail on February 6th, 2012, and it read: "Reason for Zimbabwe reservoir delays... mermaids have been hounding workers away!"

Episode Reference Links:ZIMBABWE MERMAIDS: (ZIMBABWE) http://www.cryptopia.us

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#64: Georgia Stalks / Carmel Walking Squid Jan 13, 2019

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The 2 for 1 Mystery Bag Monday!

GEORGIA STALKS: (GEORGIA, USA)In the summer of 1951, an amateur aviator had a terrifying mid-air collision with an unidentified flying object, but as alarming as this airborne accident was; far and away the most memorable aspect of this all too close encounter were the manifestly mechanical pilots who managed to navigate their aerodynamically challenged vehicle out of the Georgia skies into the annals of ufological lore.

CARMEL WALKING SQUID: (OHIO, USA) In the winter of 2014, a married couple driving near their Ohio home had an all but head on collision with one of the most anatomically inexplicable creatures that has ever been reported.

Episode Reference Links:GEORGIA STALKS: (GEORGIA, USA) http://www.cryptopia.us

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#63: Faceless Fiend Of Tengu Jan 06, 2019

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During a trip in the early morning of 1974, a Japanese truck driver had a face-to-inhuman-face encounter with a bizarre apparently cybernetic being who requested his help with a unique physiological problem. What made this already surreal situation even more inexplicable was the fact that this creature claimed to be a contingent of a group of extraterrestrial refugees who had found sanctuary on planet Earth.

Episode Reference Links:FACELESS FIEND OF TENGU: (JAPAN) http://www.cryptopia.us

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#62: Ghostly Scarecrow of Chiang Ra Dec 30, 2018

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In 2005, villagers living in a rural Thailand farming community claimed to have had a close encounter with a small, spectral, red-eyed entity, which eyewitness claim was eerily unbound by the laws of gravity or physics.

Episode Reference Links:GHOSTLY SCARECROW OF CHIANG RAI: (THAILAND) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2010/12/scarecrow-of-chiang-rai-thailand/

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#61: Space Fairies Dec 23, 2018

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In the Christmas season of 1979, a British housewife had an encounter with a trio of flying, fairy-like entities that almost certainly remains the weirdest account on record at West Bromwich Police Station.

Episode Reference Links:SPACE FAIRIES: (ENGLAND) http://cryptopia.us

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#60: E.S.M.B. - Santa Sightings Dec 21, 2018

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You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not pout I'm telling you why #cryptoclaus

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#59: Cisco Grove Entities Dec 16, 2018

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In the waning days of the summer of 1964, a bow hunter got separated from his party and became lost in a vast track of Northern California forest… but as nerve wracking as the prospect of spending the night alone with only a bow and a few arrows for protection must have been, it would be nothing compared to the unrelenting carousel of terror that would confront him on his night long vigil.

Episode Reference Links:CISCO GROVE ENTITIES: (CALIFORNIA, USA) https://www.cryptopia.us/

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#58: Felixstowe Fire Demon Dec 09, 2018

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On an autumn evening in 1965, a group of British youths were cruising the town when one of them had a terrifying encounter with a fiery fiend that would leave him scarred for life.

Episode Reference Links:FELIXSTOWE FIRE DEMON: (ENGLAND) https://www.cryptopia.us/site/2011/10/felixstowe-fire-demon-england/

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#57: Sugar Bundle / Gargantuan Globulous Dec 02, 2018

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The 2 for 1 Mystery Bag Monday!

Sugar Bundle Not long after the turn of the 20th Century two armed guards had a brief but terrifying encounter with an entity of unknown origin that possessed a bizarre defense mechanism, which seems like it might have been culled straight from a classic sci-fi comic… were it not for the fact that the event occurred a full 18 years before the invention of the modern comic book.

Gargantuan GlobulousIn the autumn of 1965, three Argentinean school children had a strange encounter with a huge, rotund monstrosity that is quite unlike anything that has ever been reported in the history of cryptozoology.

Episode Reference Links:SUGAR BUNDLE: (CUBA) http://www.cryptopia.us/site/2015/02/sugar-bundle-cuba/

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#56: E.S.M.B. - Vampire Boyfriend Nov 29, 2018

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Paranormal babies, existential orgasms and time travel scams. You've been squatched!

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