The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

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Red Mercury, Part 1 May 23, 2023

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In 2004, three men were arrested in London. Their crime was attempting to purchase material to build a nuclear bomb. But most everyone agrees that material does not exist.

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A Pickle for The Knowing Ones May 09, 2023

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This is The Tale of Lord Timothy Dexter: The Luckiest Asshole in History.

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I Have Come from Hell Apr 25, 2023

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On the morning of May 8th, 1902, Ludgar Sylbaris awoke in jail alone. And then the world ended.

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Happy Place Apr 11, 2023

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The special spring break surprise is here! Join Heather for a journey into the sad side of the happiest place on Earth.

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This Means War (Volume 2) Mar 28, 2023

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Watch yourself: the wars only get stupider from here.

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This Means War (Volume 1) Mar 14, 2023

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At its best, war is terrible, wasteful, regrettable and necessary. At its worst, it's just fucking stupid.

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The Earliest Englishman (Part 2) Feb 28, 2023

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A mystery story where one of the suspects writes mystery stories? How could you go wrong!

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The Earliest Englishman (Part 1) Feb 14, 2023

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In December, 1912 a lawyer and a paleontologist made an amazing announcement: The missing link was real, the missing link had been found, and--most incredibly--the missing link was... English?

This is the story of the greatest scientific scandal of the 20th century: Piltdown Man.

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Link Missing (Part 2) Jan 31, 2023

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After Charles Darwin published Origin of Species, the scientific world spent the next fifty years searching for an alternative theory for evolution. And they found plenty. This is the story of a period known as "The Eclipse of Darwinism".

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Link Missing (Part 1) Jan 17, 2023

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What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, of course. But in the 19th century, a debate arose about whether apes might have miserable piles of their own, leading to a controversy that persists to this day: are apes men, or are men apes?

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