The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

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The billy goat tongue Nov 25, 2025

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are back! This week, Joey talks about making decisions as a man, his search for something positive to do with his life, Lee's purple tongue, and much more!

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Biggie Smalls on a see-saw Nov 11, 2025

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk their trip to Washington D.C., how America has ruined life for the family of four, the sports gambling scandals and much more! Plus, Joey breaks down one of the best gifts he's ever received.

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Passed out in a prison cell Nov 04, 2025

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk The World Series, the art of listening, Joey's job watching a wall (you read that right), performing in black clubs and so much more!

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Joey Diaz doses Jim Florentine's friends and tortures Lee Syatt Oct 28, 2025

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt welcome comedian and radio host Jim Florentine to The Church. Joey and Jim torture Lee about his wedding plans, Joey and Jim talk the wild football parties Jim throws and Joey getting chased around Jim's basement by a naked friend, Jim tells the wild story of the wrestling photographer who slept over his house and much more!

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The Criminal Mentality Oct 21, 2025

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Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt about his recent hospital stay and how he broke out, that he joined comedy to be an "outlaw" and why he is fearful for the future of stand up comedy, why he doesn't believe in, "selling out" and more!

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The Public Urination Tour Oct 14, 2025

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Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt why he doesn't care about The Superbowl Halftime Show, Comic-con, or anything that doesn't make him money TODAY. Joey also talks about what he would do if he knew when he was going to die, what happened at the mall, and why he used to consider himself a traveling loser.

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Love, loyalty, and tradition with Renee Graziano from Mob Wives Oct 07, 2025

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Joey Diaz welcomes Renee Graziano, star of Mob Wives, to The Church of What's Happening Now. Joey talks about why he will never move to Texas and bribing airport employees. Renee tells an unbelievable story of betrayal, how being sober has changed her life, what it was like growing up the daughter of a Mob captain and much more!

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From beyond the grave, Happy Birthday! Sep 30, 2025

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Joey Diaz sends the worst birthday card ever and plans his own funeral.

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Rachel Wolfson tortures Lee! Sep 23, 2025

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Joey Diaz breaks the big news, Lee got engaged! Lee breaks down the big moment and reminisces about some of the situations he found himself in while single. Hint...there was a lady missing a body part and another one with wild conspiracy theories.

Then Joey and Lee welcome Rachel Wolfson (Jackass) to talk about everything from stand up, to confidence, and so much more! Joey and Lee also tell the story of the time Joey left Lee with a women with a head bandage.

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If you want a problem, Joey Diaz will give it to you Sep 16, 2025

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Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt about how his feelings for Adam Sandler evolved once he met him, sending Facebook messages to the officers who arrested him, bleeding out of his nose at a Christmas party, how The Comedy Store is like prison and so much more!

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