The Christian O’Connell Show

Latest Episodes:

MINI: Florida Pelicans May 04, 2026

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Christian shares his encounter with a pelican in London and a funny exchange with someone from Florida about who's got the "fugly" or "gorgeous" pelicans.

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FULL: Ratio of Cordial to Water May 04, 2026

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Christian starts the morning questioning his star‑chart email, before diving into 3 Word Weekend.

Retro Giveaways return with the great Cordial Crisis, as the team tries to offload 37 litres of Cottee’s and callers explain why they desperately need it. That leads into Monday Menders, where listeners confess what they fixed over the weekend and whether Sydney really refuses to use dryers.

Plus, new Misheard Lyrics and May the Fourth puns in At Work Time Wasters with Star Wars Movies!

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MINI: Do Sydney Listeners Use Dryers? May 03, 2026

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In this episode, Christian O'Connell's Monday Menders share their weekend DIY triumphs and disasters. From fixing a spinning brush on a robot vacuum cleaner to unclogging a toilet. Christian also dives into a lighthearted rivalry between Sydney and Melbourne, with some surprising claims about dryers and oysters.

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FULL: Sara Lee's A Person! May 01, 2026

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We kick off with Double Thumbs Up and listeners jump in with their own recommendations, from The Boys to a Malcolm in the Middle reboot.

Bright Side of the Weekend brings Patsy’s excitement for Devil Wears Prada 2 and Rio’s first‑ever drive‑in movie. Then it’s Not Supposed to Go There, featuring deep heat as toothpaste and kids dropped at the wrong school... twice.

Plus, we have another cracking round of Australia’s Funniest Mum, followed by a big pour of Drink Songs for At Work Time Wasters.

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MINI: Double Thumbs Up Apr 30, 2026

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The Christian O'Connell show is back with Double Thumbs Up!

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FULL: Real Men Have Dry Hands Apr 30, 2026

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We kick off with Tombstone Texts, where Patsy's long‑gone cat Puss triggers a discussion about the lifespan of cats.

Small Thing, Big Joy celebrates the little wins - new socks, fancy restaurant soap and dogs with their heads out car windows. Then listeners confess why they got in trouble at school, from flying scissors to mystery detentions.

Plus, Australia’s Funniest Mum continues with more brilliant callers, before the show wraps with Nervous Movies for At Work Time Wasters!

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MINI: Tombstone Text Apr 29, 2026

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Tombstone Texts! What is the last text message you received that will be displayed on your tombstone?

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FULL: Impressive Dumpster Fire Apr 29, 2026

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The show kicks off with 3 Word Week So Far, pelicans and retirement chat!

The team also shares heartfelt parenting advice before getting into the search for Australia’s Funniest Mum.

Plus, new Types of People, What Are The Odds and School Bands for At Work Time Wasters!

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MINI: Parenting Advice Apr 28, 2026

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Caleb, a new dad, asks for Christian's thoughts on being a parent. Christian reveals the importance of enjoying the journey, not just the milestones.

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FULL: TV Money Must Be Nice Apr 28, 2026

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We kick off with cardboard‑cutout confessions - from Indiana Jones to the Bundaberg Bear - before diving into Monday Winner or Loser, where Alex loses his wallet, Patsy forgets the tomato sauce, and Christian keeps his Peloton streak alive.

Plus, new Signs You’re an Adult and Dinner Songs for At Work Time Wasters!

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