The Bret Ernst Show

Ep80 - Top 10 Colognes of All Time Apr 10, 2015

Bret and Pete reminisce about their Middle School days, Pete tells us about ANOTHER race car experience, and then they list their Top 10 Colognes of All Time.

Ep79 - Top 10 Gay Icons of All Time Apr 03, 2015

In honor of Bret's brother and all our Gay Brothers and Sisters standing up for their rights, the guys decide to list the top 10 Gay Icons of All Time. Let Them Eat Cake!

Ep78 - Top 10 Musicians We Don't Get Mar 27, 2015

Bret and Pete discuss Hollywood ego, Southwest Airline Open Mic'ers, and the Top 10 Artists we don't get.

Ep77 - Top 10 Things The Irish Gave Us Mar 20, 2015

In this special "St. Patricks Day" edition, the guys discuss Bret's trip to Alabama, the Irish's trip to the U.S.A, and the best stuff they brought with them.

Ep76 - Top 10 Biggest "Dicks" in Movies Mar 13, 2015

Bret, Pete and Mike Casentini discuss Penis size, micro dicks, and Pete gets a half ass Biology lesson from Bret. We also learn about the movie TITANIC and list the Top 10 Movie Dicks of all time!

Ep75 - Top 10 NASCAR Drivers of All Time Mar 06, 2015

Sports blogger, Tracy Sandler, comes into the studio to discuss Pete's weekend at the DAYTONA 500, and helps with their list. Bret also asks the question, WHO IS GORDON SCHUMWAY?! Website: www.trialsandtribulationsblog.com Twitter: @trialstribblog

Ep74 - Top 10 Superheros Feb 27, 2015

Bret gets caught eating cereal and watching superhero movies again. The guys discuss their favorite superheroes and Bret walks us through the real difference between DC and Marvel.

Ep73 - Top 10 SNL Alumni Feb 20, 2015

Bret and Pete debate the top SNL cast members of all time after viewing the 3 1/2 hour 40th anniversary special. See if your faves made the list!

Ep72 - Top 10 Guido Requirements Feb 13, 2015

Break out your guinea tee, Fila track suit with matching sneakers, and bump this episode in your Cadillac like a gentleman. Bret and Pete welcome special guest and resident guido Luca Palanca to run down the requirements of being a real guido. Grow some basil and enjoy this classic episode!

Ep71 - Top 10 NFL Head Coaches Feb 06, 2015

The guys ponder other talent options for the Super Bowl halftime show, Pete Carroll's life choices and list off the best coaches of all time. Pete's hair looks shhstrong while Bret and Landry are sitting in a tree.

Ep70 - Top 10 Best Lies of All Time Jan 30, 2015

The guys talk about personal untruths they've peddled in the past. Pete talks about the best selling kid's book "Friends and Horses" while Bret fakes his own death. Don't believe what you hear.

Ep69 - Top 10 Men's Men of All Time Jan 23, 2015

In honor of American Sniper and Unbroken Bret and Pete talk about the best men of all time. When guys would slay chicks, throw hands, and have bushy waistlines. When men were men.

Ep68 - Top 10 Movie Soundtrack Jan 16, 2015

Bret's good friend and finalist of LAST COMIC STANDING Jimmy Shubert joins the show and discusses with the guys comedy, Jimmy's clubbing habits, and The Top 10 Movie Soundtracks of all time!

Ep67 - Top 10 Sportscasters Jan 09, 2015

Bret and Pete recap The Dallas Cowboys victory over Detroit, and then honor Stuart Scott by listing the top 10 Sportscasters of all time!

Ep66 - Top 10 New Year's Resolutions Jan 02, 2015

Comedian and host of the Podcast, Lawhead's Court, Jason Lawhead sits in with the guys to discuss their short comings while they list the Top 10 New Years Resolutions.

Ep65 - Top 10 Christmas Carols Dec 26, 2014

Bret and Pete discuss holidays past and list their favorite Christmas Carols of all time.

Ep64 - Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Dec 19, 2014

Bret and Pete sit down with good friend and comedian, Jason Lawhead to discuss the Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts they've ever received.

Ep63 - Top 10 Easy Listening Songs Dec 12, 2014

In This episode, Bret decides to keep the mood mellow and make a list of the Top 10 easy listening songs.

Ep62 - Top 10 Boxers of All Time Dec 05, 2014

Bret and Pete welcome boxing almanac Darrell La Montre back in the studio to break down the top boxers. The boys learn a lot from Darrell as he takes us through boxing history. It goes 12 rounds with the ref awarding the fight to Pete's hair and teeth. Website: http://www.darrellbfunny.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Knucklechuckles Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/darrellbfunny

Ep61 - Top 10 Hip Hop Songs Pt. 2 Nov 28, 2014

Bret and Pete try and finish the list from last week (which is impossible) and Morgan Freeman drops in! Bret also gives us insight into another genre of music he's into, and makes it really uncomfortable for everyone in the room.

Ep60 - Top 10 Best Hip Hop songs of all time Pt. 1 Nov 21, 2014

Bret and Pete jump right into the debate with the "Top 10 Hip Hop" songs of all time. This is going to be a 2 part series (Because there's too many damn songs!)

Ep59 - Top 10 "BIG's" Nov 14, 2014

In this episode Bret and Pete discuss the death of BIG BANK HANK, Pete's brother running for office, and list the TOP 10 "BIGS" of all time!

Ep58 - Top 10 Baseball Movies Nov 07, 2014

This week, Bret sits down with comedians, Jason Lawhead and Melanie Baldanado to discuss a variety of topics, which leads to this week's Top 10 list. The Top 10 Baseball movies.

Ep57 - Josh Nasar, Top 10 Worst Jobs We've Done Oct 31, 2014

Bret is minus his co-host Pete Giovine as he is on the road touring with Nick Swardson. Today, sitting in for Pete is comedian, Josh Nasar. They discuss a variety of topics including the Top 10 Worst Jobs.

Ep56 - Top 10 Most Annoying Personalities Oct 17, 2014

Pete and Bret rehash last weeks episode and discuss the types of people that are the worst to be around.

Ep55 – The Top 10 Most Divisive Newscasters Oct 10, 2014

Bret and Pete discuss how bad Republicans, Democrats, and our news media suck, then list the most divisive news anchors in television.

Ep54 – Top 10 Running Backs in NFL History Oct 03, 2014

Jason Lawhead joins Bret and Pete to discuss Jamaican music, the NFL, and the Top 10 Running backs of all time!

Ep53 – Top 10 Pro Wrestlers Sep 26, 2014

Bret's little buddy and amazing comedian Steve Simeone comes into studio to promote his podcast "GOOD TIMES" and discuss their passions for professional wrestling. Geoff Keith comes in again to push his Jewish agenda.

Ep52 – Top 10 Sports Scandals Sep 19, 2014

Hilarious comedian Geoff Keith comes into the studio to promote his book and discuss the Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice scandals.

Ep51 – Top 10 Worst Songs of All Time Sep 12, 2014

In this episode, Bret teaches us how to steal fried chicken and beer from the supermarket while inquiring about jobs for your friends and family. Then the guys take on the worst songs of all time. Nickleback is not spared. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep50 – Top 10 Dopest Women of All time Sep 05, 2014

Pete's late, AGAIN, and the guys (and gal) discuss their favorite women of all time! The number one on this list will BLOW YOUR MIND! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep49 - Top 10 Songs to Clip To Aug 29, 2014

Comedian Carlos Rodriguez is back in the studio to break down the top songs to listen to when gettin' down and makin' sweet love to your lady. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep48 – Top 10 Reasons Why We Didn't Do a Top 10 List Aug 22, 2014

Comedian Carlos Rodriguez joins Bret and Pete to catch up on some current events. The boys talk about addiction, cocaine inspired Taco Bell treats, and the haps in Ferguson. Then they break down the top 10 reason why they didn't do a top 10 list.

Ep47 - Top 10 Robin Williams Movies Aug 15, 2014

In this episode, we discuss the impact of Robin's suicide, and depression. It's a real uplifting episode. Pete's at a hair and teeth convention in New Jersey, so It's just Bret and RenaMarie. They also comprise a list of the Top 10 Robin Williams movies. Don't be a Nick and listen, Na-Noo-Na-Noo. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep46 – Top 10 Obscure Ways To Pleasure Yourself Aug 08, 2014

Pete and I discuss how we both like Jonah Hill, Willy Wonka, and how I used to hump my vacuum as a kid. Very interesting and world saving discussion! Don't be a Nick and listen! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep45 – Top 10 Ways to Accidentally Hurt Yourself Aug 01, 2014

In this episode, Pete discusses opening for our good friend NICK SWARDSON in Vegas, how he was a cutter in Middle School, and then Bret and Pete discuss the worst ways to accidentally hurt yourself. Don't be a Nick and listen! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep44 - Top 10 Obscure 80s Movies Jul 25, 2014

Manny joins us back in studio to discuss obscure 80s movies… this one is a lot of fun! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep43 - Top 10 Freestyle Artists Jul 18, 2014

Comedian and expert in Freestyle music, Manny Maldonado joins Pete and I in studio! We discuss the World Cup, sensitive douchebags, and Freestyle music! Don't be a Nick and listen (It'll make sense after you hear the podcast!). Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep42 - Top 10 Snacks with Milk Jul 04, 2014

Bret and Pete talk about Pete being born teeth first, his upcoming birthday, and Bret's broad definition of the honor system. The boys then discuss the top 10 snacks with milk. Spoiler alert: most have cream filling. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep41-Top 10 Presidential Scandals Jun 27, 2014

Bret and Pete talk World Cup, misplacing emails from the IRS, and the Top 10 Presidential Scandals of all time. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.

Ep40 - Top 10 Best Cartoons Jun 20, 2014

This wee, Bret and Pete discuss the backlash from episode #37 (Dream Team Think Tank) and then they discuss their Top 10 favorite cartoons they remember as kids. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.

Ep39 - Top 10 Sneakers Jun 13, 2014

Pete comes into the studio a little melancholy (like a bitch) and Bret talks to him about compartmentalizing. The guys also discuss their favorite sneakers with this weeks Top 10 list. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.

Ep38 - Top 10 Foods to Eat When You're Drunk Jun 06, 2014

This week, Bret and Pete discuss the Top 10 Foods to Eat when you are Drunk. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.

Ep37 - Top 10 Think Tank Dream Team Members May 30, 2014

Bret and Pete discuss the shooting in Santa Barbara and they create a think tank to get America back on its feet. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.

Ep36 - Top 10 Useless Skills with Ron Babcock May 23, 2014

This week, Bret is without his trusty co-host, Pete Giovine. Bret instead sits down with comedians and writer, Ron Babcock. This week's topic is the Top 10 Useless Skills. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.

Ep35 - Top 10 Pop Culture Icons May 16, 2014

Bret and Pete jump right into the Top 10 Pop Culture Icons and brush over how how awesome and influential the Three Stooges are. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.

Ep34 - Top 10 Breakfast Cereals May 09, 2014

Bret finds out where the hell Pete has been and discusses the NBA Clippers, Don Sterling, and then list the Top 10 Breakfast cereals of all time. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.

Ep33 - Top 10 Quarterbacks May 02, 2014

Bret has back comedian and the host of his very own Podcast, Lawhead's Court, Jason Lawhead. This week, the guys discuss their picks for the Top 10 Quarterbacks of all time. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.

Ep32 - Top 10 Sports Icons Apr 25, 2014

This week, Bret sits down with good friend and comedian, Jason Lawhead. Jason has recently been featured on "Live at Gotham" on the AXS network and The Artie Lange Show. He's also can be seen on the road headlining clubs across the country. He also features on tour with Bill Burr and Sebastian Maniscalco. In this episode Bret and Jason discuss their picks for the Top 10 Sports Icons. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

Ep31 - Top 10 Rock Bands of All Time Apr 18, 2014

In this episode, Bret and Pete run down their choices for the "Top 10 Rock Bands of all time. Hear who they pick as well as reminisce with some music from the past and present. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

Ep30 - Top 10 Best MCs of All Time Apr 11, 2014

In this episode, Bret and Pete run down their choices for the "Top 10" Emcee's of all time. Hear who they pick as well as reminisce with some music from the past and present. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

Ep29 - Ode to The Dirty South Apr 04, 2014

Bret and Pete do a shout-out to the rap music of The Dirty South, and Bret reminisces about his early days growing up in South Florida, playing football, and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

Ep28 - Pete's Late Mar 28, 2014

Bret and Pete sit down to do another episode and this time Bret bust Pete's balls for being late. Pete discusses hanging with Chuck Lidell. They also talk about the missing plane and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

Ep27 - Boxing, Butt Doctors & Gay Marriage Mar 21, 2014

In a callback to last week's episode about boxing, Bret talks about his former student turned pro-boxer, Brandon "The Cannon" Adams and his upcoming fight in April. Bret also talks about his upcoming visit to the "Butt Doctor," as well as Gay Marriage and more. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.

Ep26 - Nascar, Rob Ford and Fight Night Mar 14, 2014

Bret and Pete talk about a variety of things including Nascar, Rob Ford, Politics, Fighting and much more. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep25 - The Russian Invasion Mar 07, 2014

Bret and Pete discuss the most recent world news relating to the "Russian Invasion." They describe how the invasion is like a WWF Battle Royal and nonpartisan politics and Rocky 7. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep24 - Pete the Ghost Feb 28, 2014

Bret and Pete sit down for a second round with comedian, author and good friend, Justin Harrison. Pete talks about his upcoming role on Lifetime. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep23 - Fat Player, Justin Harrison Feb 21, 2014

Bret and Pete sit down with Comedian, Author and Bay Area native, Justin Harrison. They discuss a variety of different topics, including Justin's new book, "Confessions of a Fat Player." Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep22 - Sorry For The Break Feb 14, 2014

Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine talk about the Super Bowl as well as talking about people you don't know. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep21 - Darrell La Montre Jan 31, 2014

Bret Ernst sits down with good friend, comedian and Podcaster, Darrell La Montre. They talk about their careers in standup comedy as well as boxing and more. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep20 - Richard Sherman Rant Jan 24, 2014

Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss a variety of different topics, from Richard Sherman's rant after the Seattle Seahawks win over the Forty Niners in last weeks Playoffs to dating. It's that all over the place. Take a listen. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep19 - Ode to Henry Hill Jan 17, 2014

In this episode, Bret and Pete sit down with Bret's wife to discuss relationship advice to help Pete understand when he will know the best time to pop the question. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep18 - New Years Recap Jan 10, 2014

The guys are back from the holidays. Bret and Pete recap their New Years Eve parties and Bret reads some hate mail. It's a good time. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep17 - Holiday Episode Dec 27, 2013

Happy Holidays. Brett and Pete talk discuss celebrating the holidays with family and friends. They breakdown the gifts they got as kids. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep16 - Lillian Dean Dance Studio Dec 20, 2013

In this episode, Brett and Pete talk about a variety of different things from Bret getting gray hairs in his beard to Pete accidentally trying to go thru the TSA with a replica gun prop, and much more. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep15 - Miley Twerking Dec 13, 2013

In this episode, Brett and Pete talk about a variety of different things, from Pete's hair to Miley twerking. Pete talks about quitting weed and smoking a gold blunt with Miley. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep14 - Bye-bye Video Stores Nov 29, 2013

In this episode, Brett and Pete talk about the movies and remembering the good old fashion video store. Bye-bye Blockbuster. Then the conversation moves to discussing food choices and how our food is grow or manufactured. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep13 - Thanksgiving Nov 22, 2013

In this episode, Brett and Pete talk about their respective Thanksgiving traditions, the Macy's Day Parade, San Francisco helping to fulfill a child's dying wish, and things they are thankful for.

Ep12 - Showbiz Struggles Nov 15, 2013

In this episode, Bret and Pete talk about Pete's frustrations with showbusiness and how to stay positive. They also discuss growing up without money and Brett's hour long set at the Hollywood Improv.

Ep11 - Growing Up In Jersey Nov 08, 2013

In this episode, Bret and Pete talk about growing up in Jersey stealing whatever they could as well as recaping this Halloween's weekend of events. Also, Bret's friend Correy calls in. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep10 - I got Obamacare Nov 01, 2013

In this episode, Bret and Pete talk about Pete's recent freestyle rap battle win at the Improv in Hollywood as well as a recap of the NFL concussion episode regarding some of the responses from that show and Bret talks about the getting Obamacare. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep9 - Women Get a Grip Oct 25, 2013

In this episode, Bret and Pete recap last weeks episode relating to the NFL and concussions. They also discuss other personal injuries. Bret talks about Maria Kang, who's a mother of 3 and a fitness enthusiast, has been put on blast for promoting fitness. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep8 - Who's Really Responsible? Oct 18, 2013

In this episode, Bret and Pete discuss the most rediculous questions you get asked when auditioning for commercials. They also go into a conversation into the NFL's attention to protecting their players from personal life long injuries. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep7 - What's your score? Oct 04, 2013

In this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discusses Bret first arguement as a married man. Do women score men using a point scoring system like men do? What's up with the Ed Hardy guy? 10 percent of men and women are constantly trying to move around the rest of the 90 percent of humanity. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep6 – Man vs. Woman Sep 27, 2013

In this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss Bret's recent wedding in Ohio, of which he was given a couple of relationship books as wedding gifts. This leads them into discussing the differences between men and women. Lively discussion. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep5 - Little People and Cereal Sep 20, 2013

In this episode, Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine discuss a variety of different stuff, including getting married, family, New Jersey and "Little People and Cereal." Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep4 - Golden Age of Hip Hop Sep 13, 2013

In this episode, Bret brings back Pete Giovine to discuss their youth and experiences living on the east coast. They focus on their love of Hip Hop music and how it has influenced them growing up. Be sure to rate the show and comment on iTunes.

Ep3 - Who's getting married? Sep 06, 2013

In this episode, Bret talks about getting ready for married life, by telling stories about his own experiences going to weddings as well as horror stories about failed marriages. That being said, things are looking exetremely positive for Bret, because he loves his girl. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep2 - Pete Giovine Aug 30, 2013

In this episode, Bret Ernst is back and in full effect. He's with a new Podcast network, "The Network Studios," as well as a new show format. This week, Bret has good friend and fellow comedian, Pete Giovine. They talk about being east coast boys as wellas other things. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.

Ep1 - Bret is back! Aug 23, 2013

In this episode, Bret Ernst is back and in full effect. He's with a new Podcast network, "The Network Studios," as well as a new show format. The show is just 30 minutes. Bret talks about everything from his excitement for the beginning of the football season, starting things off with a bit of controversy as it pertains to Riley Cooper dropping the "N" bomb and having to go to counseling for using racially motivated words. Bret also introduces a segment called, "Who Gives A Fuck?," focusing on the Drew Brees Bad Tip story, which moves into Bret time as a server and his personal experiences. He gives a great story about NBA star, Shaquille O'Neal. And, Bret caps off the show, with an insightful story about how he became a Dallas Cowboy Fan. Remember to rate and comment on iTunes.

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