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The BOB & TOM Show - May 1, 2026 May 01, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show – May 1, 2026

6:00 Hour
6:00 – Kenny Tarmac
6:04 – Letter: Went to Chicago via Amtrak
6:05 – Tom got in an argument with his dog
6:08 – Man refused to get off phone on plane; plane turned around
6:13 – Chick: You can order a flamethrower and have it delivered
6:25 – Letter: Tried to watch Spin and Marty; unwatchable
6:26 – Letter: Men wear lederhosen; women wear dirndl dresses
6:28 – Letter: Want to hire Tom for a day
6:29 – Letter: “Pride of weirdos is Tom”; wore Kelly’s underwear
6:38 – Woman tells a guy her name is “Cookie Munches”
6:48 – Letter: Tom, no long setup for OCD song
6:50 – OCD song – Pat
6:50 – Letter: Request to play Tom’s yawn sound bite
6:54 – Men who are fully intact are more sensitive

7:00 Hour
7:04 – Letter: Glasses broke
7:05 – Letter: Where did you hide the engagement ring, Tom?
7:09 – Letter: 25th anniversary; wedding ring cleaned, then lost
7:12 – “Isn’t It Romantic” song – Pat
7:23 – Green room story: Pat trying to get paper towels off fridge – Josh
7:25 – Sports
7:27 – Ozempic breath – Kristi
7:29 – World record: Fastest time solving a Rubik’s Cube while skydiving (23 seconds)
7:50 – “Ick” things
7:54 – Tom: Can’t walk, carry items, and drink coffee at the same time

8:00 Hour
8:04 – Letter: Grandpa had three testicles; grandma told everyone
8:06 – Ick: Girlfriend became an adult film actress
8:07 – Ick: Her hair on his face reminded him of his dog
8:08 – Ick: Date tossed his toupee in the back seat
8:11 – Ick: Cleaning teeth with fingernails; clicking nails on teeth – Pat
8:22 – In studio: Hooker
8:28 – Jess: Do you like being called by your full first name?
8:32 – Hot Browns discussion
8:33 – Jess made Hot Brown sliders
8:34 – “Hot Brown Summer in the City” – Pat
8:35 – Fraud scheme involving mac and cheese rewards totaling $80,000
8:48 – In studio: Jeff (missed mention in news)
8:54 – Chick: Tried using toilet paper before tearing it off

9:00 Hour
9:06 – Josh’s uncle streaking joke – Indy 500
9:10 – “Chonkers” sea lions – Kristi
9:14 – Tom’s dad crumbled crackers and put them in an iron lung – Josh
9:27 – Today in History
9:33 – Man had his wife cryogenically frozen; now has a new partner
9:48 – Foo Fighters surprise concert
9:49 – Man paid bail with fake money
9:52 – Tom listens to people’s conversations at a coffee shop

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B&T Extra: Cassettes & 8-Tracks, feeling boobs, & Water Buffalo talk Apr 30, 2026

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On today's Extra, Cassettes & 8-Tracks, feeling boobs, & Water Buffalo talk

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The BOB & TOM Show - April 30, 2026 Apr 30, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show — April 30, 2026

6:00 Hour
6:00 – King of England (Tim Wilson)
6:04 – Kentucky Derby talk
6:07 – China making see-through chicken
6:12 – Letter to Josh: joke at work
6:25 – Letter: Chick’s Carson impression
6:26 – Doc Severinsen declining Carson’s invite
6:30 – Ace joke about himself (Chick)
6:31 – Tom too busy to take his ring off
6:32 – Slump-busting gold thong discussion
6:33 – Tom watching a movie during a song
6:34 – Letter: were you weird before radio?
6:36 – “I’m more unique” (Ace)
6:38 – Spin and Marty show (Tom)
6:51 – “Cut My Life Into 2 Pieces” song
6:52 – Letter: Heaven Can Wait stars
6:53 – Letter: armored truck robbery
6:54 – Letter: milking a cobra with tweezers

7:00 Hour
7:05 – Weather radar wars (Tom)
7:06 – Kentucky Derby horse names for everyone
7:08 – Letter: Chick and Josh as old-style playboy bunnies
7:09 – Letter: woman gives birth on airplane
7:24 – Werther’s candy in the green room
7:27 – Kentucky Derby horse odds (Chick)
7:28 – Josh joke about derby horse name
7:33 – World record: two people keep five balloons in the air for 15 minutes
7:37 – New Werther’s ad campaign ideas
7:51 – “She Has a Shatner Bed” (Pat, song)

8:00 Hour
8:05 – Routine rectal exam helps return heartbeat to normal (Kristi, AFib discussion)
8:08 – Less AFib in men’s prisons? (Tom)
8:14 – Kristi’s pit stop story
8:30 – Hippo song (Pat)
8:32 – Stripper uses 7-foot pole as a weapon
8:46 – “My Mother” (Chick clip)
8:00–8:59 – Today in History segment
8:52 – Love for Mr. Potato Head (Tom)
8:55 – “Brick House” and copyright discussion

9:00 Hour
9:05 – Interview: Al Jackson (Zoom)
9:11 – Word of the day: alpine divorce (Al)
9:17 – Al on being over yoga pants
9:28 – Petroleum shipment for condoms stuck in Strait of Hormuz
9:29 – Top condom makers (Chick)
9:33 – Man arrested for selling marijuana in vending machine
9:35 – Would you be a good travel roommate? (Kristi)
9:50 – Monks arrested for marijuana
9:51 – “Smells Like Weed” (Pat, song)

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The BOB & TOM Show - April 29, 2026 Apr 30, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show — April 30, 2026

6:00 Hour
6:04 – King Charles
6:07 – Kristi: “Get It Off” clip
6:28 – Letters: See-through swimsuit
6:30 – Remembering phone numbers
6:49 – Hallmark movie: ex-girlfriend storyline
6:50 – iPhones song (Pat)
6:55 – Jump rope lessons for Kelly

7:00 Hour
7:07 – Bullies
7:11 – Popcorn clip
7:12 – Tom: Wedding cake (“JFK”)
7:22 – Josh: Ranch joke
7:24 – “Bye-Bye Birdie”
7:28 – Sports
7:36 – Sperm races discussion
7:38 – Tom: Sperm biology humor
7:46 – Jess made a wedding cake
7:46 – Discussion: What do you say to yourselves the most?
7:50 – Pat’s phone thought he fell
7:51 – Sperm speed discussion
7:52 – Performer from California: oldest unicycle rider (69 years old)

8:00 Hour
8:05 – Jess baked a wedding cake for Tom and Kelly
8:06 – Cake tasting
8:10 – Meatball lollipops
8:14 – “Lollipop” song (Pat)
8:16 – “My Boy Lollipop” discussion
8:29 – Woman gave birth to a baby on a flight
8:31 – Pat: airplane seating joke
8:35 – Josh: comment about flight attendants
8:36 – Discussion: Josh is an odd fellow
8:48 – Sitting cross-legged at a restaurant
8:49 – Today in History

9:00 Hour
9:04 – German man died after cobra bite
9:22 – Zoom with Alli
9:23 – Letter: online relationship for three months, video chats
9:27 – Letter: staying with boyfriend; college-age kids visiting
9:30 – Letter: boyfriend discussed past relationship with a man
9:33 – Letter: boyfriend’s behavior in the car
9:34 – Letter: frequent golf trips; concerns about cheating
9:48 – Kristi’s #4 (Pat)
9:50 – No date set for sperm races

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B&T Extra: Chick & British TV, & a visit from Tom Whiskey Apr 29, 2026

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On today's Extra, Chick & British TV, & a visit from Tom Whiskey

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B&T Extra: A Pat request, Dogs are Barkin', & Penny Loafers Apr 28, 2026

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On today's Extra, A Pat request, Dogs are Barkin', & Penny Loafers

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The BOB & TOM Show - April 28, 2026 Apr 28, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show — April 28, 2026

6:00 AM – “It’s a Great Day to Whoop Somebody’s Ass” by Paul Thorn
6:07 AM – How many phone numbers do you remember? (Tom)
6:09 AM – Tom got lost on a roundabout
6:13 AM – Tom only wears black underwear
6:23 AM – Tom danced a little at his wedding
6:27 AM – Tom had to wear Kelly’s underwear at the wedding
6:29 AM – “Tom, you have attractive hands” (Chick)
6:31 AM – Kristi arrives
6:34 AM – Letter: Left car window down; showed up to work with very wet pants

6:49 AM – Letter: Wife in labor; wanted to name the baby after Tony Dungy
6:52 AM – Coke and Pepsi in the same place discussion

7:05 AM – Chick’s dog snores loudly
7:23 AM – Letter: Tom loves plate spinners
7:23 AM – Letter: Wanted to see Tom covered in sunscreen at his wedding
7:25 AM – Letter: Since Tom is ordained, why didn’t he conduct the ceremony?
7:28 AM – Letter: Nickname on the Appalachian Trail was “Shart”
7:30 AM – Letter: Nickname on the trail was “Dickie Dope Seed”
7:31 AM – Jeff hiked the Appalachian Trail
7:35 AM – Letter: Tom did not mention Jimmy Pardo’s height
7:47 AM – Kids curse more in front of parents these days
7:50 AM – Sports
7:52 AM – Early sports mascots were often drunk (Tom)
7:53 AM – Missing Morganna the Kissing Bandit (Josh)

8:08 AM – News: Man ran a half marathon on 3-foot stilts in 2 hours
8:25 AM – Man tried to bring a kitten into a strip club
8:26 AM – Joke about calling 9-1-1 regarding the situation (Pat)
8:30 AM – Josh once tried dating a stripper; it didn’t go well
8:33 AM – Letter: Loveland Frogman walks upright in Ohio
8:37 AM – Mythical creatures in the United States
8:49 AM – Today in history

9:07 AM – Song: “Frogman” (copyright segment)
9:09 AM – Explaining paranormal experiences (Kristi)
9:24 AM – News: Man danced naked at an Aldi with a sword

9:29 AM – Guest via Zoom: Joe Dombrowski is now a father
9:33 AM – Story: Baby incident involving an impressive distance
9:34 AM – New special: “Dad on Arrival”

9:51 AM – When salmon are exposed to cocaine, they travel farther
9:52 AM – Joke about substances in water and fish (Pat)

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B&T Extra: Greg Warren's Warren Report - Trombones Apr 27, 2026

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On today's Extra, Greg Warren's Warren Report - Trombones

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The BOB & TOM Show - April 27, 2026 Apr 27, 2026

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The BOB & TOM Show — April 27, 2026

6:00 Go Out Drinking — Pat Daily
6:05 Chick’s Wordle streak ends today
6:06 Letter: Listening to old shows; landlady with a nose ring at 80 years old
6:09 Kristi would not dye her hair
6:24 Chick brought Tom a tube of Fresh Balls
6:28 Tom prefers hardwood
6:31 Letter: Chernobyl meltdown anniversary (April 26)
6:35 Story about a woman being robbed — Tom
6:48 Letter: Original Jetsons now streaming
6:49 Letter: No land snakes in Hawaii; kahula pork discussion
6:51 Letter: Neighbor may have adopted peacocks on their farm
6:52 “I Want Sugar” — Pat Godwin

7:03 Letter: April 25 was Ella Fitzgerald’s birthday; also Tom’s sister’s birthday
7:05 Song parody about Ella Fitzgerald — Pat Godwin
7:05 Letter: Logan Stankoven — Tom’s favorite hockey player
7:06 Letter: Grandfather guarded tobacco storage
7:08 Discussion: Smoking laws in London, England
7:09 Letter: Love for ham radio
7:22 Letter: SOS first used during the Titanic sinking
7:22 “SOS” — ABBA
7:24 “Fox on the Run” — Sweet
7:25 “Ballroom Blitz” — Sweet
7:36 Snack Kingdom: 6,000 snacks from around the world in China
7:36 Unusual gum discussion — Tom
7:49 Tom got married — congratulations to Tom and Kelly
7:52 Tom wore Kelly’s underwear (backwards)
7:54 Chick comments on Tom’s delicate fingers

8:06 Tom got married in the Bahamas; “Bahama Mama” comment
8:07 Tom said “underpants” — Chick
8:09 Discussion: Gen Z preference for tattoo engagement and wedding rings
8:12 Josh has a Jarrod tattoo from Subway
8:12 Josh says he is considered a “ruiner”
8:13 “Butt hats” compared to tramp stamps — Tom
8:25 Zoom interview: Greg Warren
8:26 Bob soup talk clip
8:27 Josh discusses being a cart corral worker
8:27 Appalachian Trail discussion — Greg
8:28 Trail takes 4–5 months to complete — Greg
8:31 Trail nicknames
8:33 Ten murders have occurred on the trail — Greg
8:34 Copperhead snakes on the trail
8:53 “Grave Wide Open” — song

9:03 Letter: Listener hiked the trail in six months; nickname was “Butt Spike”
9:05 Story: Woman trapped after toilet collapse in Australia
9:07 Toy Story 5 movie announcement
9:21 Zoom interview: Jimmy Pardo
9:22 Jimmy wearing a decoupage sweatshirt
9:25 Jimmy shares kind words about Bob
9:26 Jimmy’s bumper sticker: “I Hate Jimmy Pardo”
9:34 Helen Keller trading card discussion
9:50 Trading card discussion continues