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Escort Me Straight To Hell Jan 26, 2021

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Kay, Jared and Chris start by reacting to breaking news about Clare and Dale’s already too-public breakup featuring some *insider information* on how it really went down. Then they recap a messy week on the Bachelor: starting with the first ever “Name That Episode” competition and Katie's verbal domination of Victoria after Victoria picks yet another fight. Then they talk about Chris Harrison interrupting Victoria’s moment with Matt to bring some new women into the game, followed by her bizarre decision to snatch a crown right off Catalina's head. They also talk about the appearance of Ben Higgins on yet another embarrassing group date. Next, they dive into Anna calling Brittany an escort and all the drama that ensued before they ask whether or not Michelle’s one-on-one was the greatest first date in the show's history. Finally, they close things with some Would You Rathers, Paradise Picks, Jared’s Minute, and their personal “Will You Accept This Rose” recipients.

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Katie Reigns Supreme Jan 19, 2021

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This week Jared, Kay and Chris kick things off with the conclusion of last weeks epic Rose Ceremony and ask whether or not the producers are behind Victoria making it through to another week. Then they dive into Ashley I’s erotica workshop, Chris Harrison’s bizarre book pitch, and Matt’s slam poetry attempt. Did one of the contestants just punch her ticket to the fantasy suites with her own erotica reading? They then discuss Sarah showing up to the group date, her clash with Victoria, and why everyone else was glad they didn’t have to do the dirty work themselves. Next, they talk about Serena P’s one-on-one date, Sarah finally showing up for the date card and her eventual awkward walk to the car. Finally, they close the episode with a game of Would You Rather, the Villain of the Week, their unanimous “Will You Accept This Rose” recipient, and “Jared’s Minute” featuring a rant about Matt’s insane kissing technique.

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LET THEM EAT CAKE Jan 12, 2021

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Kay and Chris are thrilled to announce the permanent addition of Jared Freid to the podcast, and start with a recap of this week’s episode of The Bachelor. They begin with Bri’s one-on-one hot tub date and Matt chopping wood without a shirt (and maybe no underwear). BTW, is Matt James the hottest Bachelor ever? Then they dive into Victoria getting into an epic fight with… everyone on the show. Next, they discuss this week’s group date (why does every group date involve getting dirty?), Sarah’s airplane ride, and the cliffhanger rose ceremony. Then they hand out some awards for the week, including their list of ‘Fantasy Suities’ featuring their top 3 contestants, some Would You Rather questions, and this week’s Biggest Villain. Finally, Jared closes things out with his biggest takeaway of the episode, and they hand out a rose to the person they each think came out on top in week 2.

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Bachelor Premiere: The Queen’s Dildo Ft. Jared Freid Jan 05, 2021

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To help recap the premiere of Matt James’s season of The Bachelor, Kay and Chris are joined by Jared Freid of the U Up? podcast. They start with their immediate reactions to the first episode (did the dildo deserve all that screen time?) and tell us which contestants were actually memorable enough to get mentioned by name. Next, they run through the limo introductions (and in some cases truck intros) and Kay reveals which girl was inspired by The Betchelor to audition for the show. Later, they discuss this season’s setting, the inclusion of a 21-year-old, and who they liked best. Finally, they speculate about more girls joining the show in future episodes and where things go from here.

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The Winner Takes It All Dec 23, 2020

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Kay and Chris return to recap the most unorthodox “Bachelorette” finale of all time. They begin by breaking down the world’s longest kiss on the franchise's most boring fantasy suite episode ever. Next they talk about Brendan’s odd ring shopping date with Neil who he was clearly discovering for the first time ever. Later they discuss how weird it was for Rachel Lindsey to show up unannounced. Finally they discuss how the show’s rules about eliminating contestants seems to have completely changed while none of us were paying attention.

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Hometowns: Roses, Sweat, & Tears Dec 16, 2020

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Kay and Chris return for a super sized recap covering hometown visits and the men tell all. They begin by discussing whether or not Tayshia is the realest Bachelorette in history after she makes no effort to conceal her lack of sexual chemistry with Blake. Next they breakdown the “Men Tell All” and whether or not this year’s had less drama than usual. Later they talk about the ionic flashback that exposed Blake’s boner date with Tayshia. Finally they give their opinions on the hometown dates, including Zac’s disastrous attempt to hail a cab in the streets of New York City.

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Tayshia Blink Twice If You Need Help Dec 09, 2020

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This week Kay and Chris are back to recap a drama-filled episode of Tayshia’s “Bachelorette” season. They begin by trying to explain Bennett’s complete 180 from quirky fan favorite to frightening weirdo as Tayshia tries--unsuccessfully--to send him home. Next, they give their thoughts on the bizarre lie detector group date and how difficult it is to lie about your own name. Later, they discuss another huge moment for the franchise as Ben reveals his mental health struggles on national television. Finally, they decide if Tyler Cameron's thirst to be bachelor is starting to reveal itself.

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Bennett is the American Psycho Dec 02, 2020

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This week Kay and Chris are joined by hosts of the “I Don’t Get It” podcast, Ashley I. and Naz Perez for a recap of an episode from a seemingly short season for Tayshia. They begin by discussing how contestants are encouraged not to eat on camera after putting a massive spread in front of Tayshia and the men that went untouched. Next, they talk about Bennett’s evolution from a hilarious and self aware fan favorite to a full fledged American psycho. Later, they react to Ben revealing on national TV that he had an eating disorder and the importance of the moment overall for ABC. Finally, they breakdown how quickly Tayshia’s season is moving and how the rose ceremony seems to be a forgotten thing of the past.

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Bennett Vs. Noah: The Fight We'll Never Care About Nov 25, 2020

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Kay and Chris return to recap what may in fact be the most boring episode of “The Bachelorette” so far this season. They begin by asking whether or not “Dancing With The Stars” is rigged after Kaitlyn Bristowe edges out Nev for the top spot on the show. Next, they run down every painful moment that Kenny the boy band manager is on screen and explain why he’s the cringiest guy left on the season. Later, they react to ABC airing Ivan’s candid moment discussing police brutality and prison violence in regards to his formerly incarcerated brother. Finally, they discuss the teaser for Matt James’ season and try to figure out where in the New England hell it's being shot.

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Chasen Needs To Delete His Account Nov 18, 2020

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This week Kay and Chris are joined by Maria and Fran of the “Chicks In The Office” podcast to recap week 2 of Tayshia’s official season. They begin by discussing how COVID has turned every group segment into a shirtless sport competition between the men. Next, they discuss how Chasen’s Tik Tok is proof enough that he’s clearly only on the show for followers. Later, they discuss Ed’s decision to not get in the ring with Chasen during the boxing match date. Finally, they discuss the tease for Matt James’ upcoming “Bachelor” season.

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