The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

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Live at Just For Laughs Toronto with Trixie and Katya Oct 04, 2022

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Grab a piping hot mug of Tim Hortons, turn on the NHL, hide your Royal Canadian Mounted Police porn VHS, pour a shot of pure Canadian maple syrup, and bury your fat face in a pile of steaming poutine. The dolls have invaded the great white north for a live show at the Just For Laughs Festival in beautiful Toronto. Join us as we both marvel at their universal healthcare and mock them for their smorgasbord of crazy accents.

A special thank you to Duncan and all the staff & crew at Just For Laughs Toronto and the beautiful Meridian Hall!

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

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To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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A Beginner's Guide to Comic Books, Butt Stuff, & Homemade Limeade with Trixie and Katya Sep 20, 2022

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We here at Bald Headquarters would like to use this week's episode to introduce our listeners to the mostly-unknown art form of comic books, the even more obscure phenomenon of superheroes, and the finer points of the opening of the rectum on the body's surface, colloquially known as "the anus". And while you're listening, please enjoy a wonderfully-refreshing early-Fall beverage recipe from our Myspace page: "Katya's Eat the Poor Limeade." A spoonful of sugar and a dash of love is all it takes to wash away the thoughts of the filthy proletariat.

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya Sep 06, 2022

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This sexy little minx was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Her legs, of which there were six, went on for days. The jelly in her prothorax, mesothorax, and metathorax jiggled like a jar of freshly opened blackberry jam. There were so many segments in her abdomen that I couldn't decide which one to focus on as I salivated at the sight. I was lost in the ocean of her compound eyes, sitting just below her antennae that were themselves doing an age-old dance of seduction as she waddled across my floor. This little mama had the quick moves and the wings of an angel and she knew it.

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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Revisiting Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill Aug 23, 2022

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As summer comes to a sweaty, malodorous end and you attempt to enjoy a few solitary moments of seasonal joy, take a minute to dry your swamp-ass in the air-conditioning, put on some clean underwear, and chill that special box of wine you've been saving for a special occasion. This week, we're revisiting an amazing chat with the co-editors of UNHhhh, Jeff Maccubbin & Ronald Hill. Come join the girls and guys in the studio to talk about creative porn scenarios, soul-devouring rockabilly chicks, and the dirty secrets to UNHhhh's comedic brilliance. (hint: it involves dark magic, sacrifice, and doughnuts)

To check out UNHhhh, go to: https://bit.ly/UNHhhhYTPlaylist

Follow Jeff: @EvilJeff

Follow Ron: @ArtOfWot

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

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To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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TikTok Monkeys Saved My Life with Trixie and Katya Aug 09, 2022

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The harvest moon shone bright in the Hollywood sky, illuminating the shattered dreams and stained casting couches below. I was back from tour and more tired than the plot of Morbius. As I settled in for a solitary evening of Netflicking and Green-Cheffing, I took a few too many puffs of the 'ol Green Unicorn Kush. As my mind raced and the synapses in my brain accelerated to the point of near-insanity, I retired to the safety of my bedroom, with only my iPhone in hand. As luck would have it, whilst researching monkey pox, my sausage fingers mistakenly typed in "Monkey Tok", whereby I was transported to a magical world of pet monkeys consuming grapes, bananas, and even watermelon. I was bathed in a level of cuteness that would make a teddy bear implode in a symphony of blood-soaked sweetness. 'Tis the world of Monkey TikTok, my friends, and it is a miracle salve for the many wounds that ail us.

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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What We Do in the Shadows is Back, Baby! Revisiting Our Chat with Harvey Guillén Jul 28, 2022

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To celebrate the premiere of Season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows, we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes ever with the one, the only, Guillermo from What We Do in the Shadows, Harvey Guillén! Listen as Trixie and Katya fan-girl the f**k out in an amazing interview with everything from Harvey's magical audition story to the show's countless running gags to the ever-expanding set & genius costume design. Don't miss Season 4, now available on FX and Hulu!

Follow Harvey: @HarveyGuillen

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya Jul 26, 2022

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MEN SEEKING MEN (Los Angeles Metro Area): Just watched HBO's 2019 series Watchmen. We are two fabulous, bald drag queens seeking omniscient, radioactive, nuclear physicist with massive, luminous blue genitalia for casual sex and future-telling. Monkey pox vaccination preferred but not required. (Time-travel capabilities a plus) Please send pics of your cerulean phallus to "totally_not_trixie_and_katya@lay_me_out.sex".

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Nobody's Snowballing in This Economy with Trixie and Katya Jul 12, 2022

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In a world where one's public image is everything, we here at Bald, LLC would like to propose a different route: that of radical honesty. Have a small penis? Wear it like a tiny, proud badge. Hairy in all the wrong places? Include that despicable rat's nest in your nude pic. What we're trying to say is stop trying to be something you aren't, and live your life as the disgusting, disfigured, and completely unlovable quasi-human-being that you've always known yourself to be.

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya Jun 28, 2022

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Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and-green-striped sweater and brown fedora? In these dreams, does said man make pun-based jokes and threaten to kill you? Has your bed recently tried to eat you? If so, you may have unintentionally roused the ire of a certain "Mr. Frederick Krueger." While a horrific death may be in your future, we offer the following option: propose a mutually-agreed-upon sexual romp with Freddy in exchange for your soul. While an orifice or two may be extremely sore the next morning, it may just save your life.

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com

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Happy Pride! Make America Gape Again! with Trixie and Katya Jun 14, 2022

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Do you frequently experience an itching or burning sensation? Is discomfort in your posterior region a regular occurrence? Do you have night terrors involving killer clowns & bed-wetting that may have led to a divorce? Trix Pads™ with cooling Katyamine lotion are here to save your marriage, ease your discomfort, and soothe that burning ass. Side effects may include chronic perspiration, sudden-onset bilingualism, and the sprouting of a superfluous third nipple. Happy Pride, Everyone!

Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel

Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast
To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com
To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.