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The Bee Weekly: Twitter Death Comes For Us All Mar 25, 2022

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Kyle and Adam are joined by Chandler Juliet to discuss The Babylon Bee's recent ban from Twitter. We also take a look at several suspicious accounts that haven't been banned. Weird.

We have another edition of Babylon Bee Radio courtesy of Austin Robinson. He serves up the fakest news you can get. And how could you forget Weakly News with Adam Yenser? You're so insensitive.

Dr. Fazale Rana of Reasons To Believe visits The Bee to discuss transhumanism and how it may, or may not, relate to Locutus of Borg. But no one thinks to ask him about Robocop. Sad.

Dr. Rana's collected works are available on Amazon, including Humans 2.0: Scientific, Philosophical, and Theological Perspectives on Transhumanism and his most recent work, Fit for a Purpose: Does the Anthropic Principle Include Biochemistry?

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In the Subscriber Lounge™ Kyle is confronted with the fact he's probably possessed by a demon (darn!) and, as always, we review a classic Bee article and Subscriber Headlines of the Week! And don't forget to stick around for the rest of Dr. Fazale's interview!

A Bee Interview With Larry Elder Mar 23, 2022

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Accomplished radio host—and almost Governor of California—Larry Elder stopped by The Babylon Bee studio to talk about being the black face of white supremacy and to give his thoughts on the recall campaign, that gorilla lady who threw eggs at him, and whether the future of California is truly hopeless. Editor-in-Chief Kyle Mann and Adam Yenser ask the questions in this hard-hitting Babylon Bee interview before inviting Larry to blow off some steam with some eggs we found.

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The Bee Weekly: Kids Write Bee Headlines and The Corrupt U.S. Government Mar 18, 2022

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Kyle, Adam, and Jarret commune to discuss the inevitable destruction of the earth as a result of nuclear war, high gas prices (yes, this is still a thing), Rachel Levine being… a thing, and Obama getting COVID! Hilarious!

A new edition of Babylon Bee Radio is hot off the air waves (is that a thing?). Austin uses his sensual voice to give you the fake news that really matters.

Need more fake news? Check out headlines written by kids and some unsolicited headlines from the deep underdark that perhaps should never have seen the light of day.

We also sit down with Patrick Newman to discuss government cronyism. Did you know the government has been corrupt since the beginning of time? Now you do!

The Bee Weekly: Our New World Of Soaring Gas Prices And Movies Not As Good As The Phantom Menace Mar 11, 2022

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This week The Babylon Bee discusses how insane gas prices are. Biden seems to think it's entirely Russia's fault but we know he's just being modest. Kyle, Adam, and Jarret also discuss their personal top ten Sci-Fi films (but no one picks The Last Jedi? Weird.) We also sit down with Carl Trueman, the author of a very thick book called The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self: Cultural Amnesia, Expressive Individualism, and the Road to Sexual Revolution. He now has a shorter, more approachable book covering the same ground called Strange New World.

You can pre-order Dr. Carl Trueman's new book Strange New World now

For the much larger book, check out The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self: Cultural Amnesia, Expressive Individualism, and the Road to Sexual Revolution

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The Bee Weekly: Russia Invades, Moral Fossil Fuels, and The Bee Turns 6 Mar 04, 2022

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On The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Adam are joined by Mike Luso to talk about this week at the Babylon Bee as The Bee turns 6 years old, Russia invades Ukraine, and Biden gives an interesting State of the Union. Then Alex Epstein—no relation—brings his moral case for fossil fuels.

You can find out more about Alex Epstein at the Center for Industrial Progress.com, get his book The Moral Case For Fossil Fuels or pre-order his upcoming book Fossil Future!

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Kyle, Adam, and Mike talk about Ukraine and the State of the Union before looking at the Banger and Bomb articles of the week. Adam brings Weakly News and then the Bee celebrates turning 6 years old by going through some of its greatest hits! Kyle and Adam then talk to Alex Epstein about the moral case for fossil fuels and whether or not you can really run the entire nation on solar power. The Bee got some hate mail for making fun of Christians again.

In the subscribers-only lounge, Kyle, Adam, and Mike look at the top subscriber-pitched headlines of the week and some love mail for making fun of Christians. Subscribers to the Bee also get the rest of the Alex Epstein interview!

The Bee Weekly: Facebook Deletes Our Post and We Make Grammar Gooder Again Feb 25, 2022

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The Babylon Bee discusses how Facebook says we have gone against their community standards and have deleted our post about Amy Schneider. Adam and Jarret are joined by copy editor Kristin Oren to help us all with our grammar and to talk about some stuff that's good like books that you really need to read.

Kristin worked on Kyle and Joel's new book The Postmodern Pilgrim's Progress, which is available for Pre-Order!

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Adam, Jarret, and Kristin talk about this week at The Babylon Bee, some stuff that's good, and the social network that is hoppin' over at Not The Bee. They also discuss this week's banger article and this week's bomb. This week's subscriber dare has The Bee crew analyzing the lyrics to a Twenty One Pilots song. Then Adam brings sweet Weakly News straight to your ear canal. Listeners are also treated to The Bee's latest sketch about a brave great white shark that has finally been allowed to compete in the women's swimming competition. Kristin talks about her latest projects and helps everyone get good with their grammar.

In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, subscribers get access to the classic article of the week, a PureTeej edition of the Subscriber Headlines of the Week, and then Kristin Oren flips the tables on the Bee guys and asks them the questions!

The Bee Weekly: Metaverse or Mark of the Beast? Feb 18, 2022

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The Babylon Bee discusses life in the Metaverse, including going to church in the Metaverse, with Christian astrophysicist Dr. Jeff Zweerink from Reasons to Believe. The Bee also talks about everything else going in the writer's room and, of course, the notorious hate group, Westboro Baptist Church.

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Kyle and Adam talk about this week at The Babylon Bee and also the hate group Westboro Baptist Church. They also discuss this week's banger article and this week's bomb. Adam brings Weakly News again. Listeners are also treated to The Bee's latest sketch about an Atheist Chaplain who has discovered the liberating message that everything is meaningless.

Dr. Jeff Zweerink joins Kyle and Adam to talk about the Metaverse. Is it the next evolutionary leap for humanity? Is it the Mark of the Beast? If you get baptized in the Metaverse, and go to church in the Metaverse, does that mean when you die you go to Metaverse Heaven? In the spirit of Valentine's Day, The Bee Reads some love mail. Then the usual Hate Mail this week continues the epic saga of Sherry.

In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, subscribers get access to the full Dr. Jeff Zweerink interview, get Subscriber Headlines of the Week, and bonus hate mail!

The Bee Weekly: Thrash Metal Apologetics, Worship Leader Uniforms, and Star Trek Nerdery Feb 11, 2022

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The Babylon Bee analyzes some thrash metal apologetics, evaluates the current state of worship leader life with a real-life worship pastor, and talks to comedian Yannis Pappas!

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Kyle and Adam are joined by worship pastor and actor Jarret Lemaster to talk about this week at The Babylon Bee and also the thrash metal apologetics of Tourniquet. They also discuss what the expectations are of a modern worship pastor and the scene of Christian movie acting. The guys talk about what Whoopi Goldberg said on the View and some cases before the Supreme Court relating to the Banger and Bomb articles of the Week. Adam Yenser brings Weakly News and the guys all talk about their favorite thing this week in Stuff That's Good. Kyle and Adam ask Jarret who he is and get into a discussion involving worship leader skinny jeans and acting in the Christian movie world.

Yannis Pappas then joins Kyle and Adam for a lengthy discussion. Viewers are also treated to the Joy of Painting With Hunter Biden sketch that Yannis did with The Bee. The Hate Mail this week is a bit of an epic saga that you don't want to miss.

In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, subscribers get access to the full Yannis interview, get to hear Jarret's answers to The Ten Questions, and also are treated with some spicy hate mail conspiracy theories about how The Babylon Bee is a CIA plant to propagandize its audience.

Smashing Leftist Late Night Shows | A Bee Interview with Greg Gutfeld Feb 10, 2022

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Greg Gutfeld, the new king of Late Night, joins Kyle and Adam to talk about how he is destroying all the other Late Night hosts, cancel culture, and why he continues to call Brian Stelter fat. Greg never planned on working in Late Night. He first started writing in the magazine world then working his way up into shows on Fox before landing on his current show, Gutfeld! Greg is bringing his live shows to new cities. Check out the links below for how to get FREE tickets.

Get FREE tickets to see Greg in Dallas here: Greg Gutfeld Events Check out where to watch Greg here: Greggutfeld.com Kyle and Adam find out how Gutfeld! has evolved over his time on the air. Greg talks about how he became the Late Night king. Kyle and Adam find out why Greg goes so hard after the CNN pundits.

Kyle and Adam both find out why they were rejected from working with Greg. Adam finds out what Greg thinks about the current state of cancel culture.

In the Subscriber Portion, Kyle talks about Greg's almost Muslim Gay bar and how his position has evolved. Greg answers the ever great 10 questions.

The Bee Reads LOTR Episode 39: The Ultimate Episode Feb 05, 2022

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Kyle and Dan finish reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and discuss the chapters of The Scouring of the Shire and The Grey Havens. The hobbits are back in town and they mean business. How did the Shire turn into North Korea and what can four little hobbits do about it? How did Sam turn into Johnny Appleseed? Will Frodo ever be healed and whole? What Lord of the Rings board games must you try? Tune in as The Bee Reads LOTR sails off into the west with its final "fantastic."

Kyle and Dan wish to thank Jonathan Watson and Michael Grumbine for being most excellent hobbits, esteemed Tolkien nerds, and dear friends.

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