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The Bee Weekly: Primaries, Peach-gate, Pride & Prejudice, Prices Aug 05, 2022

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This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle, Jarret, Christina, and Brandon talk about whether or not we are living in MAGA country after the primary results pour in, a woman made a bunch of resentful comics about her husband causing the internet to make peach memes, and an impassioned argument broke out over which Pride and Prejudice adaptation is the best. Also the prices are just too dang high!

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The Bee announces an upcoming Beach Boys parody video. Also, terrorists are getting drone striked while hanging out with the Taliban, Newsom declared a state of emergency over a disease that totally isn’t gay, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is now bi for some reason. Okay.

The Babylon Bee plays The Price Is Wrong, Bee where Kyle, Jarret, and Brandon try to guess the price of some random items we got from the store. There is also another exciting edition of Sizzler Facts, Bee Radio from Austin Robertson, and of course Hate Mail! Also, we find out what listeners would call their imaginary fat baby after putting out our latest Pregnant Man sketch.

In the full length version of the podcast, Christina answers the Ten Questions and joins the other guys in reading the best subscriber submitted headlines and bonus hate mail!To get the full version of the podcast go to: http://babylonbee.com/plans

Allie Beth Stuckey | A Babylon Bee Interview With A Fundamentalist Christian Propagandist Aug 02, 2022

Allie Beth Stuckey is in the house with The Babylon Bee to talk in this wide-ranging interview about being a culture war crusader and fundamentalist Christian propagandist, while also being really good at naming cats. They also discuss the appropriate attire for a Backstreet Boys concert, the essential items you must have if you are a Christian woman, and where the line is for Christians criticizing politicians. The Babylon Bee also tests Allie’s principles by offering her Target gift cards.

Hear more from Allie on Relatable with Allie Beth Stuckey

And be sure to check out her new book You’re Not Enough and That’s Okay

The Bee Weekly: Redefining Recession and The Quest For A Third Joke Jul 29, 2022

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The Babylon Bee talks about the news this past week, gives the latest update on its search for a third joke, and says goodbye to intern Claire. Very sad! Also, no one in the Biden administration can tell us what a recession is now that it seems like we are definitely in one! Not good!

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Kyle, Emma, and Claire answer a subscriber dare from Jennie and provide some obscure but positive facts about PA. They also see what jokes are performing well or not on the site and have another fascinating edition of Sizzler Facts. Bee Radio with Austin Robertson makes a return and Weakly News carries on despite Adam’s overly long vacation. Where has he gotten to?

Kyle takes the show through some unused headlines at The Bee before saying goodbye to intern Claire. So sad! Then Cindy wonders how we can be Christians and drink booze while another commenter theorizes that The Bee is a Jewish conspiracy! What?

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Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter Point To Jesus | A Bee Interview With Frank Turek Jul 26, 2022

Frank Turek hangs out with The Babylon Bee to talk about how all your favorite Hollywood blockbuster movie heroes like Iron Man, Frodo Baggins, and Harry Potter will point you to the ultimate hero: Jesus Christ. Kyle and Jarret ask Frank about how hit movie franchises like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings reveal God, the battle between good and evil, and the true savior of all mankind.

Frank Turek is the founder of the Christian apologetics ministry CrossExamined and the author of the new book Hollywood Heroes. You can listen to Frank on CrossExamined Radio Program and the I Don't Have Enough Faith To Be An Atheist podcast.

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The Bee Weekly: FreedomFest and The Best Video Games Ever Jul 22, 2022

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This week at The Babylon Bee, the guys review their crazy weekend in Las Vegas at FreedomFest because what happens in Vegas echoes in eternity. They also talk about good Samaritans who use guns and run into burning buildings, repent of not knowing the fish slapping dance, and discuss the top ten greatest video games of all time. Travis is back with a vengeance this episode.

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The Babylon Bee crew also talks about the news of the week like Brandon Falls being a historical landmark now, NPR deciding to open up a brand new disinformation wing, and Joe Biden wandering around the Middle East asking for Jafar. There’s also more Sizzler facts, a Weakly News with Claire filling in for Adam, and Bee Radio with Austin Robertson. Kyle sits down with Andrew Crapuchettes, from Red Balloon, who is trying to connect freedom-loving employers with people who just want to work without compromising their beliefs and values. Last but not least, the guys at The Babylon Bee set in stone their top ten video games of all time.

Raised from the Dead: The Angel Studios Story Jul 20, 2022

Two Mormons, Jeff and Neal Harmon, and an orthodox Jew, Matthew Faraci, stop by The Babylon Bee to tell the story about Angel Studios. Angel Studios was sued by Disney and ordered to pay a company-crushing $62 million judgment to Disney over its VidAngel service. That should have been the end of them. Then they went on to produce Dry Bar Comedy and The Chosen, which is the top crowd-funded film project of all time and has been seen by hundreds of millions of viewers worldwide.

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The Bee Weekly: Top Ten Cartoons with Tuttle Twins Voice Actor Alex Elkin! Jul 15, 2022

Kyle and Adam are joined by Comedian and Tuttle Twins voice actor Alex Elkin to dive deep into hard hitting issues like Jill Biden comparing “latinx” to “breakfast tacos,” Hunter Biden’s leaked iCloud messages (why is no one covering this?), and more! We also list our top 10 cartoons OF ALL TIME, thanks mostly to hate mail saying that grown men shouldn’t watch cartoons. And don’t miss out on this week’s Sizzler Fact!

Bee Radio w/ Austin Robertson and Weakly News w/ Adam Yenser strike back at fake news by being even faker. The Babylon Bee talks to Glen Scrivener about his new book The Air We Breathe where he suggests people are believers without even knowing it. Hmm?!

In the subscriber portion, the crew reads subscriber headlines, the classic article of the week, bonus hate mail, and then Alex Elkin answers the ten questions.

Prime Time With Walking Satire Machine Alex Stein Jul 12, 2022

The Babylon Bee spends prime time with Alex Stein, notable Blaze TV contributor and host of The Conspiracy Castle podcast. We learn behind the scenes info on his work posing as a far left madman at city council meetings and the importance of getting involved in local government. And did you know life isn't worth living without the love of a cat? You will!

The Bee Weekly: Top Ten Comedy Shows and Bison Attack! Jul 08, 2022

Kyle, Adam, and Emma from The Babylon Bee talk about what’s in the news this week. Hide yo kids and hide yo wife because the bison are attacking everybody up in here! Also, adoption is creepy now, TikTok banned The Babylon Bee, and it was revealed that Joe Biden financed Hunter’s trysts with Russian-linked escorts. They also do a rundown of their top ten comedy shows of all time and for some reason Kyle really really likes The Big Bang Theory. Really. Then, Emma, even though she isn’t a biologist, claims to be able to tell Kyle and Adam what a woman is.

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We got a lot of hate mail for our recent amazing and very informative video Frightening But 100% True Facts About Guns. In the full-length podcast available to Babylon Bee subscribers only, there are even more crazy hate mail, a classic article of the week, and a rundown of the top Subscriber Headlines of the Week!

Dismantling Islam With David Wood | A Bee Interview Jul 06, 2022

Head of Acts 17 Apologetics and sociopath David Wood discusses Islam, imprisonment, and personality disorders with The Babylon Bee. An important episode for anyone interested in talking to muslims about the gospel message.

The Bee Weekly: ROE IS DEAD And There Are Women In This Episode Jul 01, 2022

Roe V. Wade got aborted this past week, so the podcast gets hijacked by the women at The Babylon Bee. Men cannot talk about abortion, because of their lack of uteri, so Chandler, Bettina, Emma, and Claire take over to discuss the overturn of almost 50 years of baby murder precedent and how everyone lost their poop on Twitter. Kristan Hawkins from Students For Life of America calls in to tell us about Roe V. Wade being overturned and what that means is up next for the pro-life movement. Also, Pete Hegseth and David Goodwin talk to The Babylon Bee about how progressives hijacked public education and ruined basically everything.

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Check out Pete and David’s book Battle for the American Mind and the Association of Classical Christian Schools.

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Kyle and Joel’s new book The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress is out and it is good. Get it now!

Of course, there is Weakly News with Adam Yenser, but Austin Robertson and Bee Radio take a break this week. Sad! Not good! But, there’s Sizzler Facts! Choices! Good!

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God, UFOs, and The Physics of Star Wars with Hugh Ross | A Bee Interview Jun 28, 2022

Astrophysicist Hugh Ross, the founder of Reasons To Believe, talks to The Babylon Bee about extraterrestrial alien life, UFOs, and the reasons from science to believe in the God of the Bible. They also talk about how faster than lightspeed travel would completely kill you dead.

Check out Reasons To Believe and Dr. Ross’ new book coming out soon: Designed To The Core.

The Bee Weekly: Mega Stuff That’s Good Unlike Lightyear Jun 24, 2022

This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle, Adam, and Chandler talk about the very woke pro-LGBT+ Lightyear bombing at the box office, Rick Warren single handedly carrying the church on his back, and Ben Stiller going to Ukraine for some reason. MyPillow also got canceled by Walmart and Sizzler Facts is back! And, by popular demand, the crew have a mega edition of Stuff That’s Good– unlike Lightyear!

Kyle and Joel’s new book The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress is out and it is good– unlike Lightyear. Get it now!

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Bee Radio with Austin Robertson and Weakly News with Adam Yenser strike back and The Babylon Bee talks to education freedom advocate Sam Sorbo about the importance of home education. Also, everyone demanded more Travis, so we listened. Welcome to Travis’ Video Game Korner.

Be sure to check out Sam Sorbo online to find out more about her podcast, The Sam Sorbo Show, and The Home Learning Conference.

In the subscriber lounge, the crew reads subscriber headlines, the classic article of the week, bonus hate mail, and then the amazing Chandler Juliet answers the newer better second ten questions.

What Really Happened On January 6th With Brandon Straka | A Bee Interview Jun 22, 2022

Brandon Straka joined The Babylon Bee to talk about being arrested for participating in what is being called the 2021 United States Capitol Attack. As a former liberal, Brandon Straka started the Walk Away social media campaign to encourage liberals to leave the Democratic Party and he was there on that fateful day in our nation’s capital. Subsequently, his house raided by the FBI and he was arrested, prosecuted, and convicted for the role officials say he took in an insurrection against the government. May Brandon have committed some light treason? We interview, you decide.

You can check out the Walk Away campaign or Brandon’s website.

The Bee Weekly: Grilling Authors And Our New Studio Jun 17, 2022

Kyle and Adam welcome Joel Berry to the brand new podcast studio. It has a neon light and everything! The trio discuss gun control, sentient AI, and more! We've also got some more Bee Radio and Weakly News coming at you. And Travis hops in to quiz Kyle and Joel on their new book, The Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress.

We also take the time to interview Penny Nance to find out how many Pennie's her thoughts cost. (It's three)

Subscribers, stick around for hate mail, subscriber headlines, and a dramatic discussion on which dinosaur is Joel’s favorite. The answer may shock you!