The Amory Score

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The Amory Score #12: In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 Aug 10, 2017

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The Amory Score #12: In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download Last time, Claudio sat down on his girlfriend's lawn and started telling his story to a dog. This time, he continues by telling the story of people who he doesn't know and don't know him to the dog. Let's just go with it.Deep on the storm planet of Donar, Inferno's forces wait for the moment of battle against Wilhelm Ryan's Red Army. Before long, all paths lead to a climactic confrontation on the plains of Silent Earth: 3...You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS View fullsize Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon View fullsize Chase View fullsize Sizer View fullsize Ondria View fullsize Mayo Deftinwolf PANELS Ryan is so evil that he has imprinted himself onto the mind of every Dog. I like this panel. House atlantic has a good creepy vibe. This is some of the worst plotting I have ever seen. This comic has two authors. I too have seen Attack of the Clones I would much rather just have the Evil Star Trek Adventure of Mayo Deftinwolf Here's Chase, our ten-year-old looking adult girl. I'm sure this will be extremely well handled. Ondria gives Sizer a good ol' talking to. Battle on the storm planet! This is just how they open one of the issues. Big ol gory Metal Cover. I'm fairly sure this doesn't actually happen. Mayo, my dude, it's ok. Here we have some prime Comic Book Tity Physics going on. ARM THE WIFE CANNON tfw you have to explain this shit to your boss What the HELL is up with this transition? It's not motivated by anything, there's no real or thematic connection between these places... ...but they do it anyway! why not? Normal Walking Pose Jesse gets the door shut in his goddamn face. CHOSEN ONE PROPHECIES THESE. ARE. COOL. SPACESHIPS. Mayo > Jesse Jesse gets heckled at his own rallying cry. Hoisted. A double page spread; Wilhelm Ryan is actually here on the planet! Jesse lines his entire army up in one small canyon, preumably because he loves losing so much. The IRO-Bots do their thing! Sizer... ...Hack... ...Many... ...And Chase. Mayo witnesses Chase's power and realises just how boned he is.

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**The Amory Score #11: The Ring In Return** Jul 27, 2017
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The Amory Score #11: The Ring in Return Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
Ten years ago, Coheed and Cambria killed their children and almost destroyed the whole universe. Many thought that was the end of it, but their valiant struggle is continued by their son Claudio and their brother Jesse, and thus begins the tale ten years later, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3...
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
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Claudio Kilgannon View fullsize
Apollo View fullsize
Coheed Kilgannon (Ghost) View fullsize
Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon
**PANELS**

Claudio, outside Newo's house, too scared to call his high school ex after ten years because that's *fucking creepy*. So he has a chat with her dog instead, because that's normal.

Claudio at his most relatable, yelling at his mental image of Coheed for making, at every stage, the worst decision imaginable.

Jesse. What the fuck.

It is tough being an immortal blue space wife, sometimes you just faint out of nowhere and need a good space trucker to catch you.

Claudio breaks his ten year vow of silence...

...by introducing a new Special Boy power, unseen by the audience until now.

And here we have it. Possibly the stupidest moment in all of these comics until now.

Ambellina is here and she's ten times more fucky than before!

**The Amory Score #11: The Ring In Return** Jul 27, 2017
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The Amory Score #11: The Ring in Return Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
Ten years ago, Coheed and Cambria killed their children and almost destroyed the whole universe. Many thought that was the end of it, but their valiant struggle is continued by their son Claudio and their brother Jesse, and thus begins the tale ten years later, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3...
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
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Claudio Kilgannon View fullsize
Apollo View fullsize
Coheed Kilgannon (Ghost) View fullsize
Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon
**PANELS**

Claudio, outside Newo's house, too scared to call his high school ex after ten years because that's *fucking creepy*. So he has a chat with her dog instead, because that's normal.

Claudio at his most relatable, yelling at his mental image of Coheed for making, at every stage, the worst decision imaginable.

Jesse. What the fuck.

It is tough being an immortal blue space wife, sometimes you just faint out of nowhere and need a good space trucker to catch you.

Claudio breaks his ten year vow of silence...

...by introducing a new Special Boy power, unseen by the audience until now.

And here we have it. Possibly the stupidest moment in all of these comics until now.

Ambellina is here and she's ten times more fucky than before!

**The Amory Score #10: The Second Stage Recap Blade** Jul 20, 2017
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The Amory Score #10: The Second Stage Recap Blade Jackson Tyler, Molly Rhinebeck and M Marko Download
The Second Stage Turbine Blade has come to a close, but before we move onto the next album, we're doing a special episode and bringing on M, who likes the show but absolutely does not like the band, to try to see how well they have held onto the events of the book from listening to the podcast alone.
If you've not listened to The Amory Score and want to understand what is happening before we talk about In Keeping Secrets (the best album, thank you), then this is as good a place as any to jump in. But you'll still be lost. We all are. I wonder if we'll ever find ourselves again.
*You can follow* *JacksonMolly, and* M on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!

**The Amory Score #9: God Send Conspirator** Jul 13, 2017
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The Amory Score #9: God Send Conspirator Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
The immediate crisis has ended, and Coheed and Cambria are no more, but there are still matters to be attended to within Heaven's Fence. Mariah's rebellion still fights Ryan's Red Army and Mayo Deftinwolf in the ruins of Paris: Earth, while across the stars, a special boy struggles with his destiny...
Join us for the first album's finale, the end of Second Stage Turbine Blade...
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
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Mariah Antillarea View fullsize
Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon View fullsize
Mayo Deftinwolf View fullsize
Claudio Kilgannon
**PANELS**

Mariah continues her fight while Mayo spots her and moves in, accompanied by several thousand sound effects.

Jesse is forced to watch as the last surviving Wife is finally put to rest...

Mayo presents his trophy to Ryan, placing him back in the Tri-Mage's good graces. What's in the box?

A lone Star on Shylos Ten pushes one of the Red Army guards into the Keywork. Because the Red Army just operate a Slave Farming Soul Farm, apparently. #Edgey

Claudio and Cecil are attacked by a Priest. Which is more than a little awkward.

Claudio has a good old whine about the special boy powers which have now saved his life like twenty bajillion times.

Thanks to an intervention from the guards, Claudio and Cecil escape the priest unmurdered and undetected.

But then Cecil catches him stealing. And that simply won't do.

Please enjoy a whole page of questionable art as Cecil kicks Claudio out of the camp.

CUT TO THE EPILOGUE. Jesse's a boxer now.

It ends with a fucking bananas final page. Claudio has not spoken to a SOUL in six years. He has completely embraced nihlism, and grown extreme facial hair. One of the panels looks like he is recieving a facial. See you fucking next time.

**The Amory Score #9: God Send Conspirator** Jul 13, 2017
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The Amory Score #9: God Send Conspirator Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
The immediate crisis has ended, and Coheed and Cambria are no more, but there are still matters to be attended to within Heaven's Fence. Mariah's rebellion still fights Ryan's Red Army and Mayo Deftinwolf in the ruins of Paris: Earth, while across the stars, a special boy struggles with his destiny...
Join us for the first album's finale, the end of Second Stage Turbine Blade...
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
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Mariah Antillarea View fullsize
Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon View fullsize
Mayo Deftinwolf View fullsize
Claudio Kilgannon
**PANELS**

Mariah continues her fight while Mayo spots her and moves in, accompanied by several thousand sound effects.

Jesse is forced to watch as the last surviving Wife is finally put to rest...

Mayo presents his trophy to Ryan, placing him back in the Tri-Mage's good graces. What's in the box?

A lone Star on Shylos Ten pushes one of the Red Army guards into the Keywork. Because the Red Army just operate a Slave Farming Soul Farm, apparently. #Edgey

Claudio and Cecil are attacked by a Priest. Which is more than a little awkward.

Claudio has a good old whine about the special boy powers which have now saved his life like twenty bajillion times.

Thanks to an intervention from the guards, Claudio and Cecil escape the priest unmurdered and undetected.

But then Cecil catches him stealing. And that simply won't do.

Please enjoy a whole page of questionable art as Cecil kicks Claudio out of the camp.

CUT TO THE EPILOGUE. Jesse's a boxer now.

It ends with a fucking bananas final page. Claudio has not spoken to a SOUL in six years. He has completely embraced nihlism, and grown extreme facial hair. One of the panels looks like he is recieving a facial. See you fucking next time.

**The Amory Score #8: Neverender** Jul 06, 2017
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The Amory Score #8: Neverender Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
Last time, everyone went to Paris: Earth, Coheed became SkullGreymon, and Wilhelm Ryan started acting like he had already won. But what the fuck did the transformation do? What's happening to Cambria? What is anyone's plan, and how many wives will die? All these questions and more will be answered in this dramatic episode of: The Amory Score.
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
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Coheed Kilgannon View fullsize
Cambria Kilgannon
**PANELS**

Coheed and Cambria as The Monstar and The White Ruineer, respectively.

We get this Double Page Spread as they both shoot the hell off *into space*.

Bloop.

The Keywork breaks apart! Why is Actual Earth there?!?!?!

This is why you don't bring a skull-gun-arm to a sword fight.

The last thought Coheed has is "why is my Wife stabbing me?"

And with this conveniently placed titty transformation, Cambria goes full Romeo and Juliet

Oh COME on.

The Prise, the Wives of the Universe, prepare to make their final sacrifice.

And with the ultimate Wife Death, the day is "saved," and Ryan's (unknown) evil plan moves closer to completion...

**The Amory Score #8: Neverender** Jul 06, 2017
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The Amory Score #8: Neverender Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
Last time, everyone went to Paris: Earth, Coheed became SkullGreymon, and Wilhelm Ryan started acting like he had already won. But what the fuck did the transformation do? What's happening to Cambria? What is anyone's plan, and how many wives will die? All these questions and more will be answered in this dramatic episode of: The Amory Score.
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
View fullsize
Coheed Kilgannon View fullsize
Cambria Kilgannon
**PANELS**

Coheed and Cambria as The Monstar and The White Ruineer, respectively.

We get this Double Page Spread as they both shoot the hell off *into space*.

Bloop.

The Keywork breaks apart! Why is Actual Earth there?!?!?!

This is why you don't bring a skull-gun-arm to a sword fight.

The last thought Coheed has is "why is my Wife stabbing me?"

And with this conveniently placed titty transformation, Cambria goes full Romeo and Juliet

Oh COME on.

The Prise, the Wives of the Universe, prepare to make their final sacrifice.

And with the ultimate Wife Death, the day is "saved," and Ryan's (unknown) evil plan moves closer to completion...

The Amory Score #7: Junesong Provision Jun 29, 2017

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The Amory Score #7: Junesong Provision Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download All roads lead to Paris: Earth in this action packed episode of The Amory Score. After taking a breather last week to check in with Patrick, a boy who was not at all special, this week we speed towards the climax of the album, as the stakes are raised, cliffhangers are reached, and Claudio's high school girlfriend must be protected.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS View fullsize Coheed Kilgannon View fullsize Cambria Kilgannon View fullsize Mariah Antillarea View fullsize Jessee "Inferno" Kilgannon View fullsize Mayo Deftinwolf View fullsize Newo Ikkin View fullsize Claudio Kilgannon View fullsize Ambellina PANELS The Expository Cops are here to bring everyone up to speed on the situation. Ambellina shows up like the Terminator, please enjoy this page for a class in how not to draw Women's Anatomy. Claudio's goodbye letter to Newo is a lot. I want everyone to bet whether this Dog makes it or not. Meanwhile, Jesse gets extremely murdered. Just kidding he's totally fine! While Coheed is captured, Mayo comes to give him a good, healthy spit in the face. On the other side of the planet, Mariah tries to stop Mayo from releasing the flies. She fails. With the flies escape, all hell breaks loose! Please enjoy this double page spread. What is pacing. Now stung by the flies, Coheed begins to transform into Skullgreymon or some shit, and murders Crom. Twist: Cambria's been there all this time, and apparently is about to become involved in the plot! lol

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**The Amory Score #6: 33** Jun 22, 2017
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The Amory Score #6: 33 Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
Today, a shorter episode of The Amory Score as we cut away from the ever increasing drama of the Kilgannons, Mayo and their battle for the universe (that no one really understands), and instead focus on the life and times of Patrick McCormick, an unspecial boy, in a special boy world.
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
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Patrick McCormick
**PANELS**

Patrick pulls into the set of an Old Western to have a drink.

Things aren't looking rosy in the Old West today!

This comic has one of the most needlessly large body counts that I have ever seen.

Take one, Patrick gets away.

Who the hell are the FBI in this universe. Why is so much of this sci-fi universe "just the real world," huh? what's happening????

if you're an unstoppable killing machine, why turn into (multiple) FBI agents?? what is happening in this subplot??

This is the big, end of issue cliffhanger. How will he get out of this one?

...and this is the resolution. He won't. RIP Patrick, this plotline went nowhere and had no point other than to put more deaths into the book.

**The Amory Score #6: 33** Jun 22, 2017
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The Amory Score #6: 33 Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
Today, a shorter episode of The Amory Score as we cut away from the ever increasing drama of the Kilgannons, Mayo and their battle for the universe (that no one really understands), and instead focus on the life and times of Patrick McCormick, an unspecial boy, in a special boy world.
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
View fullsize
Patrick McCormick
**PANELS**

Patrick pulls into the set of an Old Western to have a drink.

Things aren't looking rosy in the Old West today!

This comic has one of the most needlessly large body counts that I have ever seen.

Take one, Patrick gets away.

Who the hell are the FBI in this universe. Why is so much of this sci-fi universe "just the real world," huh? what's happening????

if you're an unstoppable killing machine, why turn into (multiple) FBI agents?? what is happening in this subplot??

This is the big, end of issue cliffhanger. How will he get out of this one?

...and this is the resolution. He won't. RIP Patrick, this plotline went nowhere and had no point other than to put more deaths into the book.

**The Amory Score #5: Hearshot Kid Disaster** Jun 15, 2017
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The Amory Score #5: Hearshot Kid Disaster Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
Friends, it is Thursday, and you know what that means: It's time for your weekly update onto the goings on within The Amory Wars. Who's winning? Who's losing? What's the *deal* with all those dead wives?
None of these questions will be answered. There will only be more questions.
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
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Jesse Kilgannon View fullsize
Cambria Kilgannon View fullsize
Coheed Kilgannon View fullsize
Mayo Deftinwolf
**PANELS**

Our Heroes!!!

Admiral Crom is here and unlike me, he *doesn't* need Mayo

Is every villain Army this incompetent all the time? Is it a requirement

The KBI are reunited at last! One happy family!

How ironic that the *only* one that can actually stop Ryan's plan is the one special boy who he did not kill first. Hoisted.

Wow!

They totally survive this, by the way. This is just a really weird forced cliffhanger for the end of comic Vol. 1...

...Before the art style completely changes and the story heads off to Paris: Earth

Meanwhile, our special boy learns that resistence is possible! He will not leave this planet and join the rebellion for another *ten years*.

**The Amory Score #5: Hearshot Kid Disaster** Jun 15, 2017
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The Amory Score #5: Hearshot Kid Disaster Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck Download
Friends, it is Thursday, and you know what that means: It's time for your weekly update onto the goings on within The Amory Wars. Who's winning? Who's losing? What's the *deal* with all those dead wives?
None of these questions will be answered. There will only be more questions.
*You can follow* *Jackson* *and* *Molly* *on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on* *our website, from* *our RSS, or* *on iTunes*!
**CHARACTERS**
View fullsize
Jesse Kilgannon View fullsize
Cambria Kilgannon View fullsize
Coheed Kilgannon View fullsize
Mayo Deftinwolf
**PANELS**

Our Heroes!!!

Admiral Crom is here and unlike me, he *doesn't* need Mayo

Is every villain Army this incompetent all the time? Is it a requirement

The KBI are reunited at last! One happy family!

How ironic that the *only* one that can actually stop Ryan's plan is the one special boy who he did not kill first. Hoisted.

Wow!

They totally survive this, by the way. This is just a really weird forced cliffhanger for the end of comic Vol. 1...

...Before the art style completely changes and the story heads off to Paris: Earth

Meanwhile, our special boy learns that resistence is possible! He will not leave this planet and join the rebellion for another *ten years*.

The Amory Score #4: Delirium Trigger Jun 08, 2017

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It is June 8th and the world is a very stressful place, but that isn't going to stop the latest installment of your favourite Coheed and Cambria podcast: The Amory Score!

When last we left our heroes, they had murdered their children and, following this, were immediately captured by the villains. This time, they're about to realise that they maybe shouldn't have believed the villains when they said "hey, kill your kids for us," and they get a little angry about it.

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