The Adam Friedland Show

Ep. XXY – Rosebud Baker Aug 17, 2022

Hittin a quick audio one for this week while some more work is done on the studio. Check out patreon.com/tafs for premium content / help us fund this operation were trying to get off the ground here.

Ep. XXX – Just A Little Chat Aug 11, 2022

Having a quick chat with our good friend Jordan Jensen as we plan for this weekends episode. Thanks to everyone who checked out the episode this week on patreon.com/tafs. Very nice to be excited about something again lol. I’ll be at the Irvine Improv aug 18-20, come out bring your friends, say hi, come chat after etc

Ep. X011 – TAFS Video Test 2 Aug 04, 2022

IRVINE CA IRVINE IMPROV IM THERE AUG 18-21 GET TICKETS NOW

We’re in the little room today trying to figure out how the green screen works and powering through until adam feels comfortable on camera. Patreon.com/cumtown for the video.

Ep. X09 – TAFS Final Test Episode Jul 28, 2022

We’re almost there folks

Ep. X07 – TAFS Emergency Meeting Jul 20, 2022

We’ve got a problem with the insurance, and we figure out how to solve it.

TAFS – X05 – heat wave Jul 13, 2022

We’re melting here folks but making moves. If this one doesn’t suit your fancy maybe check out the Patreon (patreon.com/cumtown) for this weeks premium epsiode with Mike Recine. Big news coming were so excited its puttin us to sleep

Ep. X03 – TAFS Test Episode 3: Gun Violence Jul 06, 2022

Figuring out when we should bring out guests, also how to handle mass shootings interrupting our recording schedule. Jordan Jensen joins us as the first test guest on The Adam Friedland Show.

Ep. X01 – TAFS Test Episode Jun 30, 2022

101 pushed to next week due to corona virus. Stay tuned.

Ep. 317 – Our first guest Jun 23, 2022

Please welcome the first guest on the adam friedland show… Nick Mollens!

Ep. 316 – can u feel it Jun 15, 2022

slowly fading away

Ep. 315 – stop me Jun 09, 2022

im out of control

Ep. 314 – im gonna im gonna Jun 02, 2022

I just gotta get it together

Ep. 313 – Space May 26, 2022

the final frontier

Ep. 312 – cum town TNG May 19, 2022

this is it from here on out

Ep. 311 – NOFX May 12, 2022

I like girls htat wear abercrombie and fitch, chinese people make me sick

Ep. 310 – Hello speaking May 04, 2022

Yes this is she

Ep. 309 – can u smell it Apr 27, 2022

special episode with stav replacement Jasmell “What the Rock Is Cooking” Johnson

RALEIGH TICKETS PLEASE COME https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/events/56776

Ep. 308 – Worth the Damn Wait Apr 21, 2022

one of the best episodes of all time

Ep. 307 – Better Late than On Time Apr 15, 2022

I think thats what they say. its what I say at least

Ep. 306 – off the rails Apr 07, 2022

really falling apart here

Ep. 305 – gays anatomy Mar 30, 2022

haha

Ep. 304 – Dates Mar 24, 2022

I will be at LAUGH BOSTON in BOSTON May 5-7 and HELIUM in ST. LOUIS May 13-14. This show is just for plugs now.

Ep. 303 – Austin 4/3 Mar 16, 2022

I will be at the creek and the cave AUSTIN 4/3 only one show left, almost sold out, go here for tickets: http://mull.dog/creekaustin/ I forgot to plug these dates at the beginning of the show

Ep. 302 – Bathroom Break Mar 09, 2022

tom of fidance

Ep. 301 – garbage man can Mar 03, 2022

nothing topical this week sorry

Ep. 300 – ffff Feb 24, 2022

fffffff

Ep. 299 – happy love day Feb 17, 2022

I wuv u

Ep. 298 – owning the chuds Feb 10, 2022

lmao we absolutely destroy the chuds on this episode, joining us is genderqueer revolutionary Starbucks Lorenzo to talk about copoganda in cooking mama 2

Ep. 297 – camelot Feb 02, 2022

faer doth ouer coum goe, lourde?

Ep. 296 – plmptwn Jan 27, 2022

essuaze me

Ep. 295 – clapo cheeks house Jan 19, 2022

I owe the government so much fuckin money lmao

Ep. 294 – zojirushi Jan 12, 2022

im on that neurofuzzy tip now, bout to do a giveaway

Ep. 293 – chunk madden Jan 05, 2022

what the hell is this, halloween?

Ep. 292 – one more year Dec 29, 2021

almost done fellas

Ep. 291 – they do exist Dec 22, 2021

he does exist.

Ep. 290 – guile kittenhouse Dec 15, 2021

thats my new years costume.

Ep. 289 – o brother paul blart thou Dec 08, 2021

damn blew what could be a good riff on the title here. I should save write it down for when I get back into stand up as a cash grab

Ep. 288 – sexual pret a manger Dec 01, 2021

croissant or psusy bitch the choice is urs

Ep. 287 – remember when we went to japan lol Nov 24, 2021

that was cool

Ep. 286 – chantilly lace Nov 17, 2021

pony tail hangin down

Ep. 285 – freeze me off Nov 10, 2021

cam ahn

Ep. 284 – potpourri Nov 03, 2021

juiced to the gills

Ep. 283 – trigger treat Oct 27, 2021

knock knock mami

Ep. 282 – I can show u my ass Oct 20, 2021

on a magic carpet ride

Ep. 281 – wonduh bred Oct 14, 2021

gimme a kiss

Ep. 280 – bathroom blues Oct 06, 2021

kristen sitonma penis how about that

Ep. 279 – winding down Sep 29, 2021

how much longer do u think lol

Ep. 278 – me play joke Sep 22, 2021

my fucking back hurts

Ep. 277 – did someone die Sep 15, 2021

im not paying attnetion

Ep. 276 – im sorry dear Sep 08, 2021

would u believe I forgot to upload the podcast all day? me? of all people?

Ep. 275 – oh look its adam Sep 01, 2021

wow so glad hes back hah hah

Ep. 274 – Do it for the comirnaty Aug 26, 2021

C’mon yall get da damn shot, it aint about u, its about keepin the comirnaty safe

Ep. 273 – parisienne malaise Aug 18, 2021

I hope everyone is happy. really. I mean it

Ep. 272 – Cum Town New Faces Aug 12, 2021

Congrats to this years Cum Town New Faces, stephen and alex

Ep. 271 – pussy passports Aug 04, 2021

if I gotta get a medicine to go to a restaurant women gotta show me they pussy also

Ep. 270 – semone biles Jul 28, 2021

congrats to simone biles for acknowledging that the olympics are fucking lame

Ep. 269 – Q Framed Roger Faggit Jul 21, 2021

what do you get when you add one six to nine eleven? ten seventeen. don’t look up what that’s trucker code for if you wanna sleep tonight.

Ep. 268 – congo Jul 14, 2021

its a jungle out here

Ep. 267 – I said yep Jul 07, 2021

im a fagget, and I got a little dick myself and we could all be a bit more gay

Ep. 266 – bathroom break Jun 30, 2021

okay pal sure, “go” pee pee then. right in my mouth why dont you

Ep. 265 – buck blaking Jun 23, 2021

they a mak-uh us a gay, they make us looka like a gay man to raff at us

Ep. 264 – The horns of charles Jun 16, 2021

howdy bitch

Ep. 263 – cruella summer Jun 09, 2021

hey do u guys think stav would fuck cruella

Ep. 262 – wuhwuh Jun 02, 2021

and its like wa wa but for people with downs syndrome. how about that u fuckin pieces of shit

Ep. 261 – I dunno man May 26, 2021

what am I like fuckin 40 years old now fuck

Ep. 260 – gaza explainer May 19, 2021

a quick history on gaza and whats going on so u can be up to date before you stop caring next week

Ep. 259 – the shores of hell May 12, 2021

brvtal

Ep. 258 – tanagra when the cheeks clapped May 05, 2021

five types of mayonaise

Ep. 257 – clockstoppers Apr 28, 2021

what if u could fuck a girl..

Ep. 256 – dial up Apr 21, 2021

holler atchur boy

Ep. 255 – springtime for hitler Apr 14, 2021

bette hitler

Ep. 254 – Jounry to the center of my ass Apr 07, 2021

starring dwayne “me off” johnson

Ep. 253 – bandaullio Mar 31, 2021

it means dancing in spanish

Ep. 252 – cholos for cancer Mar 24, 2021

were out here raising money for the homies that got feucked up

Ep. 251 – suckdictionary Mar 17, 2021

and its guys pretending to suck a famous persons dick and u have to guess who it is based on their body language

Ep. 250 – pissmeal Mar 10, 2021

brimful of asha

Ep. 249 – basketball Mar 03, 2021

(theyre playing bas-ket-ball) basketball makes me fuckin horny, I wanna fuck all the fuckin guys

Ep. 248 – Girl Power Feb 24, 2021

boss bitch pussy wet like concrete

Ep. 247 – curshews Feb 17, 2021

oh we gone have em

Ep. 246 – Indiana Loans Feb 10, 2021

this belongs in a bank

Ep. 245 – smark coulerds Feb 04, 2021

yea how u doin my name is smark, im callin about the pussy u got up here on face buke

Ep. 244 – Does Woah Jan 27, 2021

Woon honda

Ep. 243 – RIp Alex Trebek Jan 20, 2021

Dont think we mentioend that back when it happened but RIP to him, bob hoskins also

Ep. 242 – Zer0 (inches) Books Jan 13, 2021

Doug Lain of Zer0 Books joins us to pitch his youtube channel which has community strikes against it, and I twist his arm into making it about big tech censorship. he’s not a fascist or glenn greenwald so you’re not allowed to get mad about it.

Ep. 241 – la la la Jan 06, 2021

cant get u outta my head

Ep. 240 – hauld my dangke Dec 30, 2020

one more year I swear

Ep. 239 – ass me up Dec 23, 2020

here I come

Ep. 238 – 300 Dec 16, 2020

charles in marge

Ep. 237 – Roddendirty Dec 09, 2020

the final frontier

Ep. 236 – Tug Douglas Dec 02, 2020

I got my eye on u boy

Ep. 235 – For immediate release Nov 25, 2020

This is the first post on the new hosts backend lets see if it gets fucked up!

Ep. 234 – Corporate retreat Nov 19, 2020

bon voyage

Ep. 233 – God’s Earth Nov 11, 2020

Holy fuckin shit its nice out.

Ep. 232 – the end of politics Nov 05, 2020

we can go back to normal now thanks.

Ep. 231 – Vanjagra Oct 28, 2020

Gimeet Pusihaha

Ep. 230 – Oooh Give Me Pussy Oct 20, 2020

shut up man

Ep. 229 – Walt Didne Oct 14, 2020

Didne fuck my ass?

Ep. 228 – Teflon Tussin Oct 07, 2020

goonies never die

Ep. 227 – Vote Him Out Sep 30, 2020

we have to stop him

Ep. 226 – Nerds rope Sep 24, 2020

hey now

Ep. 225 – just the two of us Sep 16, 2020

we can make it if we try

Ep. 224 – its the cops, scram! Sep 09, 2020

does anyone want to talk about… *gamestop smile* politics???

Ep. 223 – Downsyndrocons Sep 02, 2020

they turn into trucks

Ep. 222 – The “R””N” C lol Aug 26, 2020

lol think about it

Ep. 221 – suCk my PNC Aug 20, 2020

yup.

Ep. 220 – Adam Says The Judy Gold Word Aug 12, 2020

or does he

Ep. 219 – michael clayton Aug 06, 2020

im not the guy you suck off im the guy you fuck

Ep. 218 – Just Skip to 16:00 Jul 30, 2020

Had to start the show alone, didn’t know when adam would be back. It’s just me rambling for the first 16 minutes

Ep. 217 – Heavy Brain Jul 22, 2020

press X to suck dick

Ep. 216 – Shaubat U Suck Me Off Jul 15, 2020

they bout to ban me from instagram

Ep. 215 – The Taste Of my Ass Zero Jul 09, 2020

taste you can feel

Ep. 214 – The Taste of Coke Zero Jul 02, 2020

the taste of it

Ep. 213 – Lord Jesus They Hadda Do It Jun 25, 2020

Milwaukee PD said somebody suck that baby dick and they brought me back to shout down Satan

Ep. 212 – Handing It Off Jun 18, 2020

Was gonna go take a break from the show this week but ended up fucking up my hand real bad but the did the episode without me anyways. It’s probably a good one jamel is on it

Ep. 211 – Welcome Back Jun 11, 2020

The return of Adam Bender!

Ep. 210 – Regis and Kelly Jun 04, 2020

Folks good morning

Ep 209 – Summer Pussy May 28, 2020

dueling soundboards? yeah, its summer alirhgt

Ep. 208 – This Is Your Captain Speaking May 21, 2020

what do ya think ends first, quarantine, or the podcast?

Ep. 207 – Piss of Penus May 14, 2020

Pliss give me piss of pinus

Ep. 206 – John Slick May 07, 2020

I can’t keep up with these descriptions. Adam lost his audio again.

Ep. 205 – Youtube Live Apr 30, 2020

I dont even know what to say

Ep. 204 – DLC Apr 23, 2020

We got some new content

Ep. 203 – Werewolves of London Apr 16, 2020

Still furious about my keys

Ep. 202 – Joris Bohnson Apr 09, 2020

Adam insists on using a girl computer so he lost his audio for the first part of this. You can watch the recording of the livestream on the patreon now, should have it up on youtube in a couple days when the video guy can put it all together.

Ep. 201 – Oohs cawk mate? Apr 02, 2020

OOOOOhs cawk issset then yeah??

Ep. 200 – Serendipity Mar 25, 2020

Really didn’t have anything special planned, but this is the first one were doing remote. In a little bit ill upload the video to Youtube. Soon we can figure out how to just stream these live, maybe next week.

Ep. 199 – Lockdown Raw Mar 19, 2020

Lawd he done be raping people in quarantine. So this was supposed to be the Charlie Rose episode but I guess that file got corrupted somehow and is gone. This was supposed to be the premium and now you’ll never ever know about the charlie rose episode, w

Ep. 198 – Losing Track Mar 12, 2020

Definitely a possibility ive already uploaded this episode Ive got all the files mixed up now

Ep. 197 – Jerkules Mar 05, 2020

Ey im freakin strong over here pal

Ep. 196 – Fash Wednesday Feb 26, 2020

Shout out to all of our Nazi friends that will have to suffer through us demanding that everyone vote for Bernie for the next couple of months. Appreciate yall. Know that if you ever change your mind and vote for healthcare you can certainly use slurs in

Ep. 195 – Coomberg Feb 20, 2020

remember when people said coom?

Ep. 194 – Amy Klobequiet Feb 13, 2020

push the bitches out hte way here come the boys

Ep. 193 – Iow…what? Feb 05, 2020

Mayor pete acting more like mayor… bleep? more on cum town

Ep. 192 – Phased Jan 30, 2020

someone said its a phase problem. dunno what that means or how to fix it

Ep. 191 – Too old Jan 23, 2020

even the classico cant get it poppin like the old days

Ep. 190 – Lyin Liz Jan 16, 2020

Pocacuntas morelike boys am i RIGHT??

Ep. 189 – Therapy for the chinese soul Jan 08, 2020

Alright brother hell yea

Ep. 188 – Hindsight Jan 02, 2020

Is 2020. Damn that feels bad ass to asy

Ep. 187 – Putting the Chris back in Christmas Dec 26, 2019

ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock

Ep. 186 – Give me one reason to stay here Dec 19, 2019

and ill suck you right off

Ep. 185 – It’s the 90s Jerry Dec 12, 2019

loving the gear

Ep. 184 – new gear Dec 04, 2019

we heard your complaints, and we ignored them

Ep. 183 – pilgrims and indians Nov 28, 2019

happy thanksgiving everyone

Ep. 182 – A friend of ours Nov 21, 2019

Former truck boy Dylan Shelton joins us to discuss his independent film “Coons!,” which he had to change the name of, and i forgot what they changed the name to. Check out the movie, available wherever he says it is in the episode because I can’t remembe

Ep. 181 – The Joker Laureate Of the Dirtbag Left Nov 14, 2019

its me

Ep. 180 – all cylinders Nov 07, 2019

everyone feels bad. everyone riffs hard

Ep 179 – Strike Ass! Oct 31, 2019

Goodbye to baseball, hello to becoming fat

Ep. 178 – Hillary 2020 baby Oct 24, 2019

lets make it happen

Ep. 177 – squash me up Oct 17, 2019

Gimme that squash boi

Ep. 176 – da joka baby Oct 09, 2019

im da joka baby

Ep 175 – epardy Oct 03, 2019

i aint answerin no questions

Ep 174 – spinabifadiche Sep 26, 2019

my back hurts so god damn bad

Ep. 173 – CHang Gilis Sep 19, 2019

HEY EVERY BADDY MEET OUR NEW HOST, CHANG GILIS

Ep. 172 – Dark Alliance Sep 11, 2019

With stav gone and all of my fat friends in the hospital, we attempt a dangerous formula

Ep. 171 – Kevin Sorhol Sep 05, 2019

Stars as … wait for it… Gay Hercules

Ep. 170 – Carmen San Diego Aug 29, 2019

We’re seeing adam off to the airport, so he can go to san diego to dress up like that girl from the video game.

Ep. 169 – Big Bitch Aug 22, 2019

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to big bitch street

Ep. 168 – Scumbag Vinny Aug 14, 2019

Scumbag Vinny returns for his redemption arc

Ep. 167 – Two Shootings?!? Aug 08, 2019

What is it, gun christmas??

Ep. 166 – Medicare for Balls Jul 31, 2019

And its free bluechew for everyone

Ep. 165 – Epstein murdered Jul 25, 2019

Case closed

Ep. 164 – In Your Eyes Jul 17, 2019

man is destroyed, man is set free, man is reborn

Ep. 163 – And there it is Jul 11, 2019

it is all being revealed. and crypto has returned. and soon we will all walk together into the light

Ep. 162 – Almost Jul 04, 2019

Just a little bit longer

Ep. 161 – Too Much Canada Jun 28, 2019

Almost back on track here folks

Ep. 160 – Dover Delaware Live (1/17/2016) Jun 20, 2019

Our first live show from back in the day, this was before stav was on the podcast and it was just me and and two girls who talk about sex

Ep. 159 – Matt and Shane Jun 13, 2019

This is a different podcast now

Ep. 158 – Forget it jake Jun 06, 2019

its vaginatown

Ep. 157 – Arthur May 29, 2019

im gonna go real crazy getting mad about a show for babies. start talking about western culture. im gonna piss my pants and have to wear diapers. im gonna make sure the diapers are racist

Ep. 156 – Racist Elmo May 23, 2019

Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town

Ep. 155 – The Don Simpsons May 16, 2019

RIP to the king of all kings, don simpson. this is not the anniversary of his death and its not related to anything else i just remembered him

Ep. 154 – I cant wait to die May 09, 2019

i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not

Ep. 153 – m4a legislatoin NOW May 02, 2019

stav is in the hospital and my back hurts and im sleepy because we dont have universal healthcare

Ep. 152 – Early Turd Special Apr 24, 2019

too early for sleepy adam

Ep. 151 – Pussy for lobster Apr 17, 2019

rip to the church

Ep. 150 – sick day Apr 11, 2019

im sick everyone feel bad for me

Ep. 149 – the spy museum Apr 04, 2019

its a ripoff but there are a couple of cool things there

Ep. 148 – Jussie Mueller Extravaganza Mar 28, 2019

wow im pissed and racist

Ep. 147 – rest in power Mar 21, 2019

RIP to a real one

Ep. 146 – Did we kill bam Mar 14, 2019

Or did bam kill us?

Ep. 145 – Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels) Mar 06, 2019

Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli’s Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend. Also the return of our beloved s

Ep. 145 – Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels) Mar 06, 2019

MACK WELDON PROMO CODE: CUMTOWN20Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli’s Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend.

Ep. 144 – my girl Feb 28, 2019

the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like “my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat pussy nshit, lookin like it be stung by some fuckin bees nshit”

Ep. 143 – Empire Feb 21, 2019

I cant keep track of which episode is which. I’m sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again

Ep. 142 – Chelsea Clinton RACIST Feb 14, 2019

chelsea clinton EXPOSED for being anti jewish anti semite, wants to kill all jews. chelsea PROMISES new holocaust if hillary elected

Ep. 141 – Na Trioblóidí Feb 07, 2019

stavs back baby. baby back ribs. bbq sauce

Ep. 140 – fake news Jan 30, 2019

im doing fake news now

Ep. 139 – deaf jam Jan 23, 2019

brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast: https://www.patreon.com/raddudecast

Ep. 138 – Cool Adam Jan 17, 2019

hey guys cool adam here with some cool things to say

Ep. 137 – Dexters Gender Labratory Jan 10, 2019

an african guy who loves popeyes chicken but he pronounces it “poop ass chicken”

Ep. 136 – My big fat ass huge ass life Jan 03, 2019

im getting back into reality tv

Ep. 135 – Sopranos again Dec 27, 2018

this is the only show that makes me feel anything

Ep 134 – Sargon My Dick Dec 20, 2018

Sarg it please

Ep. 133 – grandma’s boy Dec 13, 2018

dam that movie was funny as hell lol

Ep. 132 – Red Dead is cancelled Dec 06, 2018

its over folks ive made all the clothes

Ep. 131 – ho canada Nov 29, 2018

bonnie mcfarlane comes on and says a bunch of really racist stuff about immigrants and we set her straight

Ep. 130 – god’s country, ma’am Nov 22, 2018

holding my cowboy hat to my chest as i eat a strange womans VUHgina

Ep. 129 – bad boys 2 Nov 15, 2018

lost in new york

Ep. 128 – Can You Smell Nov 08, 2018

whats in my ass

Ep. 127 – classico podacata Nov 01, 2018

se episada de bublios de cuma originalli. prego abrodonzzia mi penes et mi balls

Ep. 126 – m’gay mate Oct 24, 2018

how to speak australian

Ep. 125 – Tokyo Drift Oct 18, 2018

tell me if u know, how they suck dick in tokyo

Ep. 124 – D’Jia Jones Oct 11, 2018

good afternoon you’ve reached the desk of D’Jia Nasdaq-Jones I’m not available right now please leave a message

Ep. 123 – its fall now boy Oct 04, 2018

i tell you ass what

Ep. 122 – The sopranos Sep 27, 2018

the episode is late because im getting back into the sopranos and didn’t have time to upload it before i finished the first season again today. i like the show because tony is a mental health guy like me. cum town will also cut to black at some point.

Ep. 121 – Stone Cold Sep 19, 2018

we recorded this before the sesame street drama. once again ive willed controversy into existence. featuring greg stone

Ep. 120 – R2-MeToo Sep 13, 2018

we didn’t make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out

Ep. 119 – Brendan Gayer Sep 06, 2018

brendan eyre (a white man who is good at stand up) joins us and we figure out his name. I think its pronounced like Gayer. he also has a podcast with two guys i also think should be making more money

Ep. 118 – Louis SeemsGay Aug 30, 2018

Looks like the boys are back in town lol

Ep. 117 – Gasia Sargento Aug 23, 2018

And she gets that cheesy ass boipussy

Ep. 116 – Live show Aug 15, 2018

from ottobar

Ep. 115 – dont remember Aug 09, 2018

i dont remember this episode or what happened. im still brain gay. we did one with soder today tho for the premium feed that i had a lot of fun doing so just wait for that instead probably. also i now firmly believe the world is secretly controlled by ho

Ep. 114 – back to normal Aug 02, 2018

well i cured myself without a doctor, once again

Ep. 113 – on this one Jul 26, 2018

we call someone gay i think

Ep. 112 – Guilty conscience Jul 19, 2018

i’ve never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn’t need to bully those poor sp men

Ep. 112 – Guilty conscience Jul 19, 2018

i’ve never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn’t need to bully those poor sp men

Ep. 111 – The forbidden zone Jul 12, 2018

its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it

Ep. 110 – Punishment Jul 07, 2018

You brought this on yourselves

Ep. 109 – Maggets and Terds Jun 28, 2018

DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nstuff. happy back surgery day

Ep. 108 – Sorry Jun 21, 2018

sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it

Ep. 107 – Rubiks tube Jun 14, 2018

can you solve my dick?

Ep. 106 – Will Shitz His Pants Jun 07, 2018

why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch

Ep. 105 – Writers room May 31, 2018

I show yall how tv writers work

Ep. 104 – Madcucks explained May 24, 2018

Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time.

Ep. 103 – easily the worst episode in awhile May 17, 2018

this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain

Ep. 102 – still mad abotu you May 10, 2018

theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited

Ep. 102 – still mad abotu you May 10, 2018

theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited

Ep. 101 – fuck shoutengine May 03, 2018

gotta switch podcast hosts

Ep. 100 – Damn Apr 26, 2018

lol theres been 100 episodes of this

Ep. 99 – Comb Town Apr 19, 2018

I got a haircut, i like it

Ep. 98 – Adam’s birthday Apr 12, 2018

adam is 31 now lol

Ep. 97 – Another delay Apr 05, 2018

Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off

Ep. 96 – Dan Schneider Goes Down Mar 29, 2018

Didn’t really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me.

Ep. 95 – Ideal Podcast Hours Mar 22, 2018

Tim Dillon Me and Stav for a power hour

Ep. 94 – Museum boys Mar 15, 2018

We come up with ideas for new museums.

Ep. 93 – Look Who’s Talking Mar 08, 2018

The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather.

Ep. 92 – Ruthless and Toothless Mar 01, 2018

Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and telling you about his sons.

Ep. 91 – Cum Town Classic Feb 22, 2018

Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It’s kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a story about israel or getting a hand job from a chinese or whatever.

Ep. 90 – Bug Audio Feb 15, 2018

Last chance for the computer

Ep. 89 – Tai Bo Feb 07, 2018

We doin kawate up in dis mofucka

Ep. 88 – Finally Real Boys Jan 31, 2018

Well we’re big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who’s a “fucking retard” now? Not me, is what I mean. I mean I’m sure there’s someone out there that is. Theres nothing wr

Ep. 87 – Podcasting Gear from Marshalls Jan 25, 2018

Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up

Ep. 86 – Go Back to Africa Jan 18, 2018

Brimming with confidence Adam can’t wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date.

Ep. 85 – fucking piece of shit computer Jan 12, 2018

its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance

Ep. 84 – Tube Town Jan 04, 2018

gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box

Ep. 83 – Petey Dat Boi Part DeTwo Dec 28, 2017

Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava

Ep. 82 – Im just one man Dec 21, 2017

i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead soon. im going to die soon everyone

Ep. 81 – Marquis of Queensbury Dec 14, 2017

Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto this week. Please spend that money buying the premium epi

Ep. 80 – Weight of the world Dec 07, 2017

From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it.

Ep. 79 – Bumbaclot Nov 30, 2017

rude boys

Ep. 79 – Race Wars Crossover Nov 22, 2017

Stav and adam are gone so we did another one of these.

Ep. 78 – We couldn’t get ian Nov 16, 2017

we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something

Ep. 77 – God damn i swear i uploaded this Nov 10, 2017

I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there’s more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we’re behind another pedophile

Ep. 76 – How do you spell halowen Nov 02, 2017

halewen. how do you do it

Ep. 75 – The Voice Of The Left Oct 25, 2017

This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol

Ep. 74 – Happy Halloween Oct 19, 2017

Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all.

Ep. 73 – Late Night Boys Oct 12, 2017

Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can’t think of anything to talk about

Ep. 72 – Cum Petty And The SHartbre-gay-kers haha Oct 05, 2017

damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary

Ep. 71 – Bean reviews Sep 28, 2017

black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on.

Ep. 70 – I Ate bad fish Sep 21, 2017

sorry i didn’t upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down

Ep. 69 – Valero Boss Sep 14, 2017

You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren’t funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it’s true. It’s not a good joke. also it would have been cool if it s

Ep. 68 – Tech Savior Sep 07, 2017

I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back.

Ep. 67 – Los Secundos Episada De Hake FLorjes Aug 31, 2017

Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva la vida loca.

Ep. 66 – Oopsadoozio Aug 24, 2017

I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that “windows updating” shit where it decides you don’t have any work to do for the next four hours and then windows comes back and it looks like th

Ep. 65 – Construction Boys Aug 17, 2017

*sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn’t have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearing the blue flame beanieand the skateboarding spiderman ho

Ep. 64 – Tier One Aug 10, 2017

Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up

Ep. 63 – Scaramucci News Episode Aug 03, 2017

we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don’t do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna spend the hole episode talking about him because people are gonna want to know more about this guy. has anyon

Ep. 62 – Train Knowledge Jul 27, 2017

Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don’t want you to know

Ep. 61 – Business Places Jul 20, 2017

The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places. i think there used to be a furniture store that had a n

Ep. 60 – The Letter Boys Jul 13, 2017

We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can’t remember. Sorry, we’re prerecording episodes again for this week until I’m back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference

Ep. 59 – Marmaduke Jul 06, 2017

Adam debut’s his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it’s an original idea

Ep. 58 – A Very Adam Christmas Jun 29, 2017

we find out adams gay once an for all

Ep. 57 – My Wonder Woman Review Jun 23, 2017

I went to see the wonder woman movie with chapo. Theyre doing a review of the show. I did my own. Here’s my take: it’s gay. it gets three gays down.

Ep. 56 – The Resistance Jun 15, 2017

I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style.

Ep. 55 – Disclaimers Jun 08, 2017

Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture.

Ep. 54 – New Characters Jun 01, 2017

Were debuting some new characters we’ve been working on – Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard.

Ep. 53 – Adam’s Fault May 27, 2017

We had to redo this one. It was adam’s fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes (patreon.com/cumtown) are always uploaded on the weekend, except for when i forget to upload them, or when I delete the episode by accident

Ep. 52 – Lisa’s Feet May 18, 2017

The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It’s over boys. We got through this.

Ep. 51 – I want to go home May 11, 2017

Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week.

Ep. 50 – Diversity Town May 04, 2017

Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I’m home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone.

Ep. 49 – The Hidden Episode Apr 27, 2017

While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem – a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one.

Ep. 48 – The Greatest Riff Of All Time Apr 20, 2017

Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I’m burned out and didn’t want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we’re back in full force, with what might be the best riff we’ve ever done on the show, all the

Ep. 47 – Foody For THought lol Apr 06, 2017

michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it

Ep. 46 – Vacations? Mar 30, 2017

Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation.

Ep. 45 – The Replacements Mar 23, 2017

Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach.

Ep. 44 – I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess Mar 16, 2017

Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think

Ep. 43 – The REAL Original Cum Boys Mar 09, 2017

My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls

Ep. 42 – Will “Smith” Menaker Mar 02, 2017

Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What’s that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it’s not asshole. It’s called time zones and maybe I’m on god damn vacation.

Ep. 41 – Cum Town Live Feb 23, 2017

The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline’s on Broadway. It’s basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it’s at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam’s gay as

Ep. 40 – Valentimes Feb 16, 2017

We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It’s okay to suck off your friends if you’re doing it in a funny way

Ep. 39 – Petey Dat Boi Feb 09, 2017

Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn’t racist.

Ep. 38 – Good Prison vs Bad Prison Feb 02, 2017

BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn’t be that scary for guys like us. I’m still dying btw. I can’t breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck.

Ep. 37 – Goldust Wasn’t Gay Jan 26, 2017

I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn’t partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks.

Ep. 36 – Goatee Era Seagal Jan 18, 2017

We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I’m tired of ev

Ep. 35 – Cum Town Fires Back Jan 12, 2017

We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills

Ep. 34 – We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV Jan 04, 2017

Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She’s All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast.

Ep. 33 – Ugh. Wardell Dec 29, 2016

I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I’m sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn’t be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise.

Ep. 32 – Crisis Averted Dec 22, 2016

We almost didn’t have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone.

Ep. 31 – The Birthday Bitch Dec 14, 2016

It’s my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I’m old now, and I’m sick. And children have to respect me. And I’m allowed to be racist now because I’m old and I beat the Nazis.

Ep. 30 – Copycats Dec 07, 2016

We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says “im gay”

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