The Accidental Millennials Podcast

Muzak May 15, 2019

This week, the guys stick to music. Listen as stories are told, both truth and lies.

-The Story of "Tears in Heaven"

-The Highwaymen

-Trisha Paytas

-The cajon (drum)

Uptown Funk May 08, 2019

Tonight's topics leave Cory at a complete loss while Dan scrapes by using pure charisma and sexual attraction.

Tonight's Topics:

-Peter Gene Hernandez

-The History of Jiu Jitsu

-The Mini-Series Sybil

-The Green New Deal

-Muchausen Syndrome by Proxy

Anus Tart Apr 30, 2019

Dan and Cory introduce a new format and basically a new show. The guys challenge each other with topics chosen by each opposing co-host, and each one has to explain the topic....no matter what. Tonight's show includes:

-The Allan Houston Rule

-Genghis Khan

-Pangea

-Chester A. Arthur

Redemption Round - The creating of the NBA

Let us know if you love or hate the new format and give us your ideas on twitter: @accidentalmill2; instagram @accidentalmillennialspodcast; or accidentalmillennials@gmail.com. Or leave us a message on the anchor.fm app.

Revenge of the Nerds Apr 25, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss Lil Dicky and his new video, Earth, super aware famous people, and a deeeeeep dive into music. Cory uses this to burn familial bridges. The guys then discuss taxes and a whole bunch of nerd stuff with Mortal Kombat 11, Avengers: Endgame, and the Battle of Winterfell on the horizon.

Alone Time Apr 18, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss what they like to do when they are home alone and dive into whether or not they would take PEDs.

I Have Balls, and You Don't Apr 16, 2019

Cory and Dan nerd out a bit about Game of Thrones, Tiger Woods' resurgence, and being awful sissies about scary movies.

Tooth Pimples Apr 11, 2019

NBA, Steroids, Sheds, dental catastrophes. Something for everyone.

Things Got Ugly Apr 08, 2019

Cory and Dan politely chit chat until they don't anymore. Luckily for this episode, they were recording remotely.

The Good Old Days Apr 04, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss old tv shows from their youth, teaching their kids about real entertainment, and then devolve into politics and UFC. Not to mention a cameo from our good personal friend, Bas Rutten.

Blue Steel Apr 01, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss JoJo Seewah, what not to do after the age of 30, and Dan proclaims that Bryan Callen was a better show than Chris D'elia.

John McClain Mar 28, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss having to change your personality and be a chameleon in life, as well as the normal nonsense.

Welcome Back Mar 25, 2019

Cory and Dan come back from a week and a half technical hiatus to do the same stuff as before and talk about a random array of topics. Come for the American privilege, stay for the Rick Ross quotes.

Caveman DNA Mar 14, 2019

Cory and Dan get heated discussing anti-vaxxers. They also discuss Costco, handicap tags, and Dan's Caveman DNA.

Dan Vs. Sonic Drive-In Mar 11, 2019

Dan has sprung back to life and has a bone to pick against Sonic Drive-In. Cory and Dan reenact potential call center scenarios and later discuss celebrities, obscene amounts of money, and the beautiful wonder that is Bradley Cooper. Enjoy.

Do Better, Don't Pee on People Mar 08, 2019

Cory carries the show discussing R. Kelly and all of the low-hanging fruit that goes with it, while Dan clings to consciousness after being violently attacked by a suspect turkey sandwich.

A Star is Birthed Mar 04, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss Dan's newfound love for Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga after watching their film. Cory convinces Dan to channel his college douche and play guitar (but not sing). About 40 minutes in, we dip into full UFC mode, so prepare yourself accordingly.

Don't Listen to this Episode Feb 28, 2019

Cory and Dan start silly, but then get serious. I'm obligated to state that Cory is NOT a racist. Don't listen. Or do. I'm not your mom.

Old Balls Feb 25, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss a plethora of topics, covering prostitution stings, Steve Irwin, and Cory's dad's old balls.

Grown Up Time Feb 21, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss crock pots, steak, Jussie Smollet, and general mature conversation for once. Dan has a creaky chair.

Too Distracted to Care Feb 18, 2019

Cory and Dan try to bring the energy early due to technical difficulties and a plethora of sporting events. The gentlemen talk about dogs, listener messages, prank calls, and Freddie Mercury.

Torque Feb 14, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss "beta" males and Dan propositions Cory to give him some "relief."

Cumbersnatch Feb 11, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss the windfalls of Walmart, Cory's early rap career, and the fact that we have been slipping between alternate timelines.

Pretend Tough Guys Feb 07, 2019

Cory and Dan bring on their first guest for their first MMA-centric episode. Damian joins the guys to talk about current MMA events and talk about the fights coming up over the next two months. It actually sounds like a podcast!!!

Super Blow Sunday Feb 04, 2019

Cory and Dan talk parenting, DVRing sports, and technical difficulties. The Super Bowl is discussed for all of 45 seconds, while it is happening.

LOOK! SQUIRREL!!! Jan 31, 2019

Cory and Dan rant about 47 different topics, Dan speaks of his transcendent viewing of a Denzel classic, and Cory doesn't mention poop for an entire hour. Instagram: accidentalmillennialspodcast Twitter: @accidentalmill2

Remember When? Jan 28, 2019

Cory and Dan break down sporting events, movies, and people that have impacted their lives. Cory somehow brings the show's level of class down in under a minute.

Lazy Thursday Jan 25, 2019

Cory and Dan find the joy of soundboard apps and open with a deep dive into ball shaving. Cory decides to open a rift between PA and NJ.

InstaFamous Jan 21, 2019

Cory and Dan recap UFC's first endeavor on ESPN, talk more about the awesomeness that is McDojoLife and Fakeblackbelts, and push the shit out of their new instagram page.

Pointless Stories Jan 18, 2019

Dan is sick. Cory is an asshole. Cory tells a pointless story to start the show and sets the tone for nonsense. The guys also briefly discuss parenting after divorce.

No Touch KO Jan 13, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss family and loss, then jump to smashing fake martial artists. accidentalmillennials@gmail.com The Accidental Millennials on Facebook @accidentalmill2 on twitter

It's Poop Again! Jan 10, 2019

Cory and Dan decide to throw away all dignity and talk about poop to open the show. After the toilet talk, the boys discuss viral catchphrases what has stuck for them.

Pork Rolls and Friends Jan 07, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss getting fat, Bird Box, and fan boys ruining movies.

Down the Rabbit-Hole Jan 03, 2019

Cory and Dan discuss going down rabbit-holes, YouTube's addictive qualities, and they go down rabbit-holes in the process.

2018 in Review Dec 31, 2018

Cory and Dan close out the year with a recap of 2018, some arguing, some laughter, and the hunt for a better word than "horny."

Now Playing... Dec 27, 2018

Cory and Dan recap Christmas and talk about movies. Cory unveils his love of vests.

Sh!tty Coworkers Dec 24, 2018

Cory and Dan intended on talking about crazy jobs/coworkers, but Cory insists on talking about poop.

Holly Jolly Millennials Dec 20, 2018

Cory and Dan are running on fumes and discuss Christmas traditions, Lady Santa, and just general irritation with people getting butt-hurt.

Who Ya Gonna Call? Dec 16, 2018

Cory and Dan discuss the spirit world, ghosts, mediums, telepaths, and pretty much anything else supernatural. They also try to avoid religion like the plague.

What's So Funny? Dec 13, 2018

Cory and Dan discuss their love of all things comedy, what got them started, and where they stand now. Also, Cory aggressively attacks ghosts and we've got an intro!!!! (kind of)

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