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It's never too late to pick a side in the eternal war between Sports and Anime.

40k Badcast 56 - A Rube Goldberg Machine of Misfortune Aug 27, 2019

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The most literate Warhammer 40,000 podcast on the planet has returned with yet another brave and handsome installment! They fellas talk grundles and when to look behind them, woods porn, and review the brand new Space Marine codex! Hot diggity! They also immediately derail the show with a discussion of crab rangoon of all things! What a couple of jokers!

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TWO NEW SHIRTS, FUCKOS

40k Badcast 55 - 75% Pizza Aug 09, 2019

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Who's ready for our girthiest episode yet! Thanks, new Marine Codex! The fellas briefly touch on new marines, debate the usefulness of Larry Bird on a battlefield in the 41st millennium, and do some hard hitting investigative reporting on ork dicks. So trap in, grab a loved one, and get ready to feel the rhythm, because the fellas are back, and they're not leaving for at least two hours!

Stop using Twitter!

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I cut out the part of the show where we talked shit about our own Patreon, but now I'm including it in the description! What's wrong with me?!

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40k Badcast 54 - "I have painted quite a few ork taints in my time..." Jul 29, 2019

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Fuckin' get your shit together, because the yukk hucksters are back huckin' yukks, and not givin' fucks! A quick warning: the month-long absence of the 40k Badcast is explained in the first few minutes and things get heavy very quickly. After that, though, things get stupid once more! The fellas use impressive vocabulary, piss off both Italians AND Greeks, show off their impressive accent impressions, and serve up some steamin' hot Metallica takes. Feel lucky, fuckos, because the bois are BACK!

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Summer's on the wane, but it's never too late to grab a Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor shirt!

40k Badcast 53 - Fulgrim's Quest for Sexual Perfection Jul 01, 2019

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Dan and Cam are back to basics in this extra-girthy 53rd installment! They talk managing relationships and hobbying, which Primarch couples would be extra kawaii, and Dan won't shut the fuck up about his stupid wedding. Did he throw his now-wife's instructions to not go to the Taco Bell Cantina on their wedding day out the window and enjoy the forbidden pleasures of a Baja Blast Margarita? Only time will tell!

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We just talked about AoS with a special guest in our most-recent Patreon episode! Subscribe now so you don't miss it!

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40k Badcast 52 - Exploring Chaos in Non-Traditional Ways Jun 17, 2019

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Recall, if you can, the lyrics to that one stupid fucking Staind song, because it has indeed been a while for cha bois Deezy and Crumbles. They're very sorry about this, but life sometimes gets in the way of hamscastin'.

Renew your love of the Badcast by indulging in this large and very much in charge 52nd offering! The fellas talk sandwiches, what to do when you're in a dry spell, and collaboratively discover the perfect piece of Games Workshop licensed merch! You'll be sure to want one, too, when you hear about it. So get it while it's hot, and don't forget the gravy!

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It's summer, so make sure to grab a couple of Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor tank tops!

40k Badcast 51 - Warhammer Underpants May 17, 2019

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In the aftermath of Cinco De Necro, the fellas have returned to their rightful place as rulers of the worst 40k podcast on the planet. This extra-thicc episode covers Warhammer Fest, Cinco de Necro, and the bois say a fond farewell to a certain automobile. I'd say it's ok to miss this one, but then my pants would immediately fail a blaze check. They're not the only thing that fails a blaze check around here *wink*!

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40k Badcast 50 - The Perfect Release May 02, 2019

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You don't know it yet, but the title of this episode is an orgasm joke! Hilarious, right?!

Anyways, the fellas are back with another barnstormer! They talk Big FAQ 3, Necromunda, and Dan hates on the city of Baltimore's favorite baseball team! It's deserved, trust us.

So, grab a cold drink, sit on back, and let two random dinguses from the internet waste about 80 minutes of your time that you can never, ever get back!

Do you hate reasoned and rational discussion? If so,m why not Twitter?

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Check out our ICP episode and much more at our Patreon!

Listen, man, the 4-Armed Emperor is still the Emperor, ok? No heresy here, no way!

40k Badcast 49 - Suck it, Listeners Apr 17, 2019

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That's right, listeners. The bois are back with a monster episode where they talk Jeep Wranglers, malt liquor, decide the winners of the 40k Destruction Derby, and interview our Ham Dad, Carl Tuttle. Listen, you can miss this episode if you really, really want to, but then we wouldn't be able to guarantee your mini collection's safety. You've got such a wonderful collection, too. Hate to see something happen to them.

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40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2019 Apr 09, 2019

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The bois are back in their respective towns, but have rejoined, Voltron-like, once more to detail their trials and tribulations at this year's Adepticon! They talk hangovers, gross shots, and Campbell shares exactly how many times he threw up in this xxxtra-long version of our wonderful program! You better not miss it, but if you do, there are like 500 other podcasts talking about the same fucking thing, so enjoy, I guess.

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Sports vs. Anime, you choose!

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