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That Pre-Season Chat x That Peter Crouch Podcast Nov 22, 2023

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On today’s episode, in the spirit of their pre-Christmas preparations, the Crouchy, Chris and Sids take a minute to talk about all things pre season preparations.

Crouchy and Sids bring Chris up to speed on what life is like for a young player coming up the ranks with those first few pre season camps and the type of atmosphere, activities and discipline you learn to expect during your early career.

Never ones to shy away from a bit of hard work, the lads talk of the pleasure they would get out of being the senior heroes tea b*tches and shoe shiners knowing full well one day they would graduate to have their own.

From struggling to get back into that peak season form and the potential fat shaming you could bring upon yourself, the pre season camps are no joke (although we had a laugh revisiting them)

We also hear from some of our listeners who have tried to bring the now infamous Eggy Boff game to a new level with potentially disastrous consequences!

All this, and much more, only on That Peter Crouch Podcast!

00:34 Intro

03:31 First Preseason Experiences

10:03 Tea B*tches

16:19 Boys on tour

19:46 Preseason Training Environments

21:12 Ze Germans!

23:47 There’s method to the madness

31:12 Health is wealth

40:56 Skillz for days

45:42 Peace Cup

50:26 Community Shield

53:13 Eggy Boff v Pause

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That Virtual Experience x That Peter Crouch Podcast Nov 16, 2023

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Whilst Peter suns himself away in Dubai, the lads are forced to do a remote record - expect awkward pauses and talking over each other galore, the full virtual experience.

As expected, Chris continues to trail in the weekly puddictions, whilst Mr M&S himself only extended his lead to a measly 1 point - what a trifle!

With it being the international break the lads give their best insight into those nail biting fixture including; San Marino v Kazakhstan, England v Malta and N’ Ireland v Finland.

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Puddings aren't just massive! Nov 16, 2023

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🎄✨ Unwrap the enchantment of the season with The Peter Crouch Podcast as they join forces with M&S Food to present a Christmas advert like never before! 🎅 In this festive collaboration, immerse yourself in the hilarity as a young Steven Sidwell encounters Peter Crouch, who takes on the role of the mystical Father Christmas. Watch as joy and laughter abound, with the towering Peter Crouch spreading holiday cheer alongside the wide-eyed young Steven Sidwell.

🔥 But hold on, it's not all sugar and spice! Join Chris Stark as he hilariously embodies the role of an angry "BBQC" (barbecue connoisseur) of a father, adding a dash of spice to the holiday cheer. The laughs are guaranteed, and the Christmas spirit is in full swing!

🙌 A massive shoutout to M&S for turning the seemingly absurd dreams of The Peter Crouch Podcast into a Christmas miracle! 🌟 From podcast banter to a festive masterpiece, this collaboration showcases the power of fun, friendship, and the spirit of giving during the most wonderful time of the year.

👀 Don't miss out on the joyous spectacle—click play, share the laughter, and let The Peter Crouch Podcast and M&S Food make your Christmas season a little brighter. 🎁✨ Subscribe, like, and spread the holiday cheer with this heartwarming and comical Christmas advert that is sure to become a holiday favourite! 🎉 #CrouchmasMiracle #PodcastMagic #M&SCrouchChristmas 🎅🍔

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Crouchfest 3 Nov 15, 2023

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It is the moment you have all been waiting for…..

For all of you who were unable to attend on the night, or for those of you who did and wanted to relive the extravaganza again, strap yourselves in for Crouchfest 3.

Enjoy a glimpse of some of the banter and badinage that went down on the night and some of our highlights from the evening, including Blind date and a darts tournament that put even the Ally Pally to shame.

We also caught up with some of the talent from the night as they joined us backstage to give their take on one of the biggest events in the calendar as well as from some of our de hard listeners who made it down on the night and made the show that extra bit special.

Crouchfest 3 - The Trilogy Complete.

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Gluten 3 Puddings?! x That Peter Crouch Podcast Nov 10, 2023

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In the aftermath of an unbelievable Chelsea v Tottenham clash, the lads are back in action giving their hot take on the goals, red cards and VAR in last weekend’s premier league clashes.

Looking forwards, the boys are still trying to stitch themselves up when it comes to the forfeit although we still need input from you guys on how to supercharge this!

This week’s analysed games are; Chelsea v Man City, West Ham v Nottingham Forest and Brighton v Sheffield United.

We also get an insight none of us knew we needed into the mind of Peter Crouch and his (gluten) intolerant views

If you want to get involved - leave your predictions in the comments and let the lads know what you think of theirs!

Enjoy!

00:08 Introduction

02:21 Forfeits

05:52 Chelsea vs. Manchester City

09:04 West Ham vs. Nottingham Forest

12:17 Brighton vs. Sheffield United

20:46 (Gluten) Intolerant Pete

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That Messages Episode x That Peter Crouch Podcast Nov 08, 2023

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In our last recorded podcast before Crouchfest 3 is released, the lads sit down for some well overdue podcast admin.

We go through some of our favourite messages that we were unable to get round to reading in previous episodes over the series and boy they did not disappoint.

The lads get into the nitty gritty of where Lino’s get their reputations from and the unique relationship between subs and the fourth officials. In a rather morbid turn of events the lads also dissect Pete’s memorial plans for when he finally kicks the bucket.

As ’Tis the season, Crouchy, Chris and Sids also discuss some rather humorous, creative ideas for Christmas cards this year (carrot tops beware) and Big Sam himself also gets his name thrown into the ring when the lads look at controversial management tactics during the mid season break in Dubai.

These episodes are among the lads favourite for a reason - expect laughs, tantrums, questionable eggy B shouts and of course some Fantasy Football chat.

Enjoy!

00:59 Introduction

02:21 Lino!

07:51 Silence or Applause?

10:49 Carrot Top

19:13 The Nickname game

24:52 Big Sam

31:05 Eggy B

36:57 Fantasy football team draft

41:15 The Masters

43:17 Cubicle crisis

49:07 Drinks 11

51:47 Magic Mike 11

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3 Men 1 Pudding x That Peter Crouch Podcast Nov 03, 2023

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On this week’s Friday review podcast, we find out the results of Chris following his heart over his head last week for the Manchester derby (spoiler alert it didn’t pan out)

We also hear from the Minister of Mischief who has personally sent us a letter to give us some tantalising hints on how we can supersize this mofo when it comes the lads forfeits - so keep your ideas coming in.

Looking ahead to this weekend’s games, the lads throw down their predictions for the Newcastle v Arsenal, Spurs v Chelsea and Burnley v Palace.

There are also some honourable shoutouts to the one and only Kanye West and we hear about the time Stoke City signed a fish finger

Enjoy!

00:00 Introduction

04:25 Minister of Mischief

07:07 Jude Bellingham, friend of the pod

09:24 Kanye West, fashionista

11:46 Favourite football kits

15:02 Newcastle vs. Arsenal

21:09 Spurs vs. Chelsea

22:20 Burnley vs. Crystal

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That Warm Up Episode x That Peter Crouch Podcast Nov 01, 2023

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Due to a logistical nightmare, the lads are filming from a bit of a different location this weekend.

As the lads inch closer to Crouchfest we are talking all things warm up.

Crouchy, Chris and Notorious take a moment to reflect on all their hard work in the build up to Crouchfest, including how they’ve secured their headliners, who is gonna f*ck up and their expectations for the big night ahead.

Never wanting to stray to far away from the realms of the beautiful game, we also hear about why sometimes it can be a blessing in disguise to be an unused super sub and how sometimes it does actually pay to be on the loosing side.

We hope you enjoy this final podcast ahead of Crouchfest and we can’t wait to see you all at Wembley!

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El Puddingo x That Peter Crouch Podcast Oct 27, 2023

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Crouchy, Chris and Notorious are back in action brightening up your Fridays with their Friday review pod.

In light of two of Sid’s former clubs, Brighton and Fulham playing each other this weekend, it felt only right for us to give this weekend the moniker ‘El Puddingo’

In what is becoming almost routine, Chris has suffered another weekend he would rather forget and edges ever closer to that dreaded Christmas forfeit. Crouchy managed to secure himself a cheeky three pointer which has granted him a bit of breathing space and Steve ‘Mystic’ Sidwell continues to look back at the lads in his rear view mirror.

Apart from ‘El Puddingo’ the other matches the lads are taking a look at are; the Manchester Derby and Wolves v Newcastle - will Chris follow his head or his heart? Stay tuned to find out.

We still want your forfeit suggestions - we’ve had a few so far but no deal breakers - keep em coming in!

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00:00 Introduction

06:06 El Puddingo

09:05 Manchester Derby

15:31 Wolves vs. Newcastle

17:23 Paddy Power Forfeit

20:37 Luton’s new Mascot

22:29 Shirt Names

25:43 Let’s supersize this

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That Assistant Manager Episode - That Peter Crouch Podcast Oct 25, 2023

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This week, Crouchy, Chris and Notorious are back in action and discussing all things Assistant Managers.

Often the unsung heroes of the backroom staff - with the exception of Newcastle - the lads feel it’s only right to highlight some of the best duos in football history, as well as UK Pop culture.

The lads take a deep dive into how assistant managers are often the go-between between senior players and the managers and the dynamics between them and the managers.

Sid’s is also on hand for a mini game that caught the lads slightly off guard and turned out to be one of the highlights of the pod - after Chris’ attire.

And finally, no one on this podcast is free from the firing line, including not Sir David Beckham himself who has drawn Crouchy’s ire for his BBQ set up in his recent documentary.

Its a goodun!

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00:01 Introduction and Weekend Recap

02:02 Fashion Choices and Style Dilemmas

05:24 Assistant Managers: The Unsung Heroes

11:20 Iconic Manager-Assistant Manager Duos

19:38 Assistant Managers' Transition to Managers

23:47 Choosing Assistant Managers

26:10 Impactful Assistant Managers in Football

32:08 Assistant Managers' Effectiveness

39:35 Famous Duos

45:05 Pep and Mikel - Friends or Foes?